"Hey everyone! I'm Michael and I'm your new principal!" Michael introduced himself and sat down in the spinning chair usually reserved for Mr. Martinez. He started spinning himself around in circles, singing an upbeat little tune at the same time.

Meanwhile, petite Angela Martin was watching him with a disapproving glare. She already had a trademark glare at Dunder High, which prompted her classmates to nickname her "Witch Eyes". Of course, Angela did not enjoy being called "Witch Eyes"; after all, she was a Christian and leader of the school Chaplaincy. She did not deserve to have witchcraft associated with her in any way.

Angela Confession: I attend church every Sunday and since I don't have a car, I make Dwight drive me there, since he volunteered when I complained it about it in class two weeks ago. My parents are those hippie people that have "fun" all the time, so they don't share my Christian values. Love? Of course, I though it about it, but the entire men- well, little boy more like- population at Dunder High is completely foolish. Only the Hockey MVP, Roy Anderson, has my eye because he has character. I go to all of his games, unlike his pasty girlfriend, Pam Beesly.

The breezy classroom was quiet, except for the noise of Kelly's heels clacking beneath her desk and Kevin Malone crunching on M&M's in the back.

Suddenly, Dwight stood up from his front desk and faced Michael, who was now biting the end of a pencil, with a dazed look on his face.

"Fact: obviously, you aren't qualified to teach Spanish," Dwight adjusted his black tie properly, "Question: How did you become a principal?"

Michael flinched back into reality and looked nonchalantly at Dwight.

"Looky here, boy, I went to teacher's college- now, let's get to business!" Michael went up to the blackboard and wrote two things in chalk:

MAGIK TRIKS

After he finished, the whole class went into a confused uproar.

"Have you, like, never heard of Spell-check?" Kelly asked, with her hand on Ryan's shoulder.

"Maybe he'll make a new bag of M&M's for me appear out of his hand." This comment was made from a hopeful Kevin, who had just finished his bag of M&M's.

Dwight suddenly declared, "as class president, I propose that I teach the Spanish class!"

"Did you even graduate from teacher's college?" Angela sternly asked Michael. I have better things to worry about, Angela thought, like feeding Milky Way, who's in my locker right now. But when will I do it?

Michael closely leaned over Angela, making Dwight squirm in his seat in protest.

"I-I didn't finish teacher's college but my magic trick have actually helped students," Michael ignored Angela rolling her eyes and continued, "I once made a rabbit appear from my top hat! Anyone have a pet in here?"

Angela suddenly widened her eyes and excused herself with her bag to go to her locker, despite Michael's protesting.

What she didn't know was that Michael and Dwight had decided to leave the class and follow her together. Angela was so stressed about feeding her cat, that she didn't even notice them trailing after her.

Once Angela got to her locker, she breathed out a sigh of relief when she saw her Persian, Milky Way, licking her paw gracefully.

"Oh, thank God no one has noticed you here," Angela crooned, feeding her cat small biscuits, "I put your favorite food in my bag so that I could feed you." Angela started licking her cat's soft white fur when she heard someone's shallow breathing behind her shoulder.

It was Dwight and Michael, who both looked very confused (well, Dwight had a hint of a smile on his lips), standing behind her.

"I would ban your cat from this school but I need her for my magic trick, Cat Licker," Micheal smiled and proceeded to grab Milky Way from Angela's prim locker but she stopped him with the glare that made everyone call her "Witch Eyes".

"Don't you dare touch my precious Milky Way, "Angela had now turned red, "and don't mention my-my cat cleaning to anyone!"

"Give Mr. Scott your cat and we'll tell no one, Angela." Dwight proposed, crossing his arms. Normally, he wouldn't side with idiots like Michael but he had no choice if he wanted to become the true ruler of Dunder High, by getting close to his competitor.

Angela turned to stare at him, which in turn, made Dwight blush for a second before composing himself.

"No. Your blackmailing is immoral and illogical. I will not hand my Milky Way to him and have her chopped up!" Angela went back to stroking her cat, which was now meowing loudly.

Michael casually asked, "Are you on your period? Because I don't know why you're so angry."

Angela pursed her lips and took a deep breath, while facing Micheal, "I have to feed Milky Way more times than my other cats because she's bulimic- which is why I need to bring her to school. If you swear that you won't hurt Milky Way during your…magic trick, then I will let you borrow her, as long as I get to bring her to school."

Michael laughed and nodded in agreement, "let's make some magic, Cat Licker!"

Angela grimaced at his nickname for her but agreed to follow them back to class with Milky Way in her arms. Michael placed Milky Way and a blanket on Mr. Martinez's desk and announced, "watch, my ladies and gentlemen as I will make Angela's cat disappear!"

Everyone, except Angela who made a small griping noise, waited in curious anticipation as Michael lightly wrapped a blanket around Milky Way. "After I wrap this around her, she will be somewhere in, uh, Narnia!"

Ten minutes later, he was still trying to make her disappear.

"Just give up, you loser." Kelly boredly said while flirt texting Ryan, who had started laughing quietly.

Michael angrily looked up from his magic trick attempt, "detention for you, Indian Chick!"

Kelly was about to protest when the bell suddenly rang.

Micheal sat down disappointed, "okay, well, Angela's cat can't disappear because she licked her too many times." Angela grabbed her cat possessively and went off to her next class while everyone else shuffled out.

Jim went up to Michael after everyone had gone out and sarcastically said to him, "you should teach me that trick when we have the right cat."

Micheal patted his shoulder and gave him a wink.

"A magician never tells his tricks, sonny boy!"