HAHAHA Fanfiction! I'm smarter than you are! This is also posted on Deviant art for those who care. I'm under the same name.
Also called, The List of Things in Which the World's Mightiest Hero's are NOT ALLOWED TO DO OR BRING UP, in ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, NO MATTER WHAT
_I am sorry to inform all of you, that Mr. Fury has a list of rules that SHOULD and WILL BE followed and none of these things will ever happen again, will never happen in the future, and will never be brought up._
1. Paintball wars on the Helicarrier.(Never Again.)
2. Paintball wars in Stark Towers
3. Nerf gun wars on the Helicarrier
4. Nerf gun wars in Stark Towers
5. Paintball and Nerf gun wars any where(results end with 'ghosts' walking around)
6. Singing I Believe I can Fly on the Helicarrier, QuinJet, or in any of the Iron Man suits
7. Singing Defying Gravity on/in any of the flying contraptions listed above...or any other flying machines.
8. Getting Steve drunk
9. Trying to give Steve and Thor THAT talk
10. Try to convince Fury that he is really Kingsley from Harry Potter
11. Try to give everyone roles from Harry Potter
12. Try to give everyone roles from the Lord of the Rings
13. NEVER bring up Budapest
14. Never leave Coulson in a room with Steve alone. Things get really awkward(minds out of the gutters)
15. Maria Hill and Phil Coulson will never introduce the team to fanfiction(isn't that right?)
16. Nor will they try to play matchmaker
17. No one else will try to play matchmaker either
18. No pranks with holograms(They scare Steve)
19. No one shall steal Phil's Captain America trading cards(said person will get killed)
20. Tony shall not be seeing any musicals
21. Loki is not allowed to watch horror movies or any movies with bad guys in them
22. Steve and Tony are not the Pinky and the Brain
23. Clint's arrows are not to be replaced with tampons
24. Loki is not allowed to change anyone's gender
25. The avengers are not allowed to dress up as themselves, other Avengers, or Chituari for Halloween
26. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to watch spy movies
27. Percy Jackson is not related to Thor and Loki.
28. Thor and Zeus are not the same person and are not related in any way, shape, or form
29. No doodling on the walls(Steve...)
30. Tony is not to blow things up(on purpose)
31. Tony is also not allowed to try and seduce anyone who works for S.H.E.I.L.D. or the Avengers
32. Namely Steve and Bruce
33. Tony is not supposed to cook(end result is burning down the house)
34. JARVIS is not to be called 'One Hell of a Butler'
35. Bruce is not to be aggravated on purpose
36. No, nobody has permission to paint him green, Tony.
37. The team is not allowed to go to Comic-con again
38. That incident with the America from Hetalia cosplayer is not to be brought up.
39. No one from Steve's time period are to be mentioned
40. Elpfaba from The Wizard of Oz/Wicked is not related to Bruce(Steve gets that reference)
41. Team mates are not target practice dummies
42. Even if they did something horribly irrational or humiliating
43. Steve is not to be convinced that technology is watching him, even if it's true
44. Bruce is not allowed to sneak up behind people and yell 'HULK SMASH'
45. Even if it's funny as H3ll
46. There shall be no groping of the area around Tony's Arc Reactor
47. Or anywhere else on Tony's person
48. There shall be no blasting of Katy Perry's music, TONY.
49. Or Adele
50. Or Ke$ha
51. Or Lady Antebellum
52. Or Lady Gaga
53. No one is allowed to sing Dinosaur by Ke$ha to Steve
54. You are not allowed to sing Barbie girl to Thor
55. There will be no more games of Truth or Dare
56. Or Never Have I ever
57. Or Seven Minutes in Heaven: it gives Tony Ideas
58. There shall be no hiding of the Pop Tarts(Thor has already tried to kill Clint)
59. Facebook and Twitter have also been banned
60. As has Tumblr
61. Loki is not allowed to sing fabulous or I want it all from High School Musical(Tony almost died laughing)
62. No one is allowed to sing A Girl Worth Fighting For around Steve: He gets depressed
63. U Can't Touch This is not the Avengers theme song
64. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to sing the Periodic Table of Elements(Everyone else get confused)
65. Phil is not allowed to sing Paparazzi by Lady Gaga to Steve
66. Pepper is not allowed to sing You and Me and Steve. EVER.
67. Phil is not allowed to sing I'm a Big Fan of Yours to Steve.
68. Loki is not allowed to yell 'Loki'd! You've been Loki'd again!' at any one
69. No one is EVER EVER EVER going to tell Steve what 69 means(Don't ruin his innocent mind)
70. Remind me why you're not allowed to play any of the Just Danse's again?*coughbrokenwindowcough*
71. No one is ever going to show the team the following link(take out the spaces and any extra dots)
72. www .you tube. c.o.m./ watch?v =e9OgM1hQ7C0
73. Tony is not allowed to sing When I Grow Up by Mayday Parade
74. None of the Avengers are allowed to sing Sexy Back
75. Bruce is not allowed to tell Loki 'He knew that he was trouble when he walked in'
76. Phil has a very long list of songs he can't sing. EX. Obsessed With You by The Orion Experience
77. Loki is not to be called Avatar
78. No one is to show any of them the Crack videos of the Avengers on you tube
79. Loki is not allowed to sing Boogie Woogie Wu by Insane Clown Posse
80. Phil really needs to stop singing songs to Steve: Prisoner by Jeffree Star ft. Porcelain Black
81. Loki is not allowed to sing I Will Kill You In Your Sleep anymore
82. Steve cannot respond to Natasha's 'What do we do now?' with 'We're going to go America all over their asses!'
83. Clint is not to sing Bird is the Word
84. Tony can't sing I'm Sexy and I Know it
85. Natasha being a ginger does not mean that she doesn't have a soul
86. No body can sing Wild One to Bruce
87. No more braiding Thor's hair while he's asleep
88. Coulson is not allowed to sing party in the CIA.
89. Tony is now banned from Las Vegas(Don't ask)
90. Strip Poker is not the right kind of game to teach Steve
91. So it is also banned
92. Strip clubs and Bars: Need I say more? BANNED for life.
93. Tony is not allowed to build a Christmas tree as tall as Stark Tower.
94. Call Me Maybe? No, just No.
95. Loki is not to charm the Mistletoe at Christmas so that you have to stay there until you get kissed.
96. Do we have to go over 69 again? Oh, wait, this is different...(Tony, stop laughing)
97. The Powerpuff Girls theme song is not the Avenger theme song too
98. Nick Fury is not to be called a Pirate
99. Bruce is not to be called that 'Lean, Mean, Green Machine'
100. Steve is not to sing thriftshop
101. I think at this point, no one is allowed to sing. AT ALL.
But the People of New York can sing I Need a Hero to the Avengers
THE END OF THE LIST!
I'm sorry if some characters got more attention than others, I didn't have much for Bruce, Natasha, Clint, and Maria(Hill).
So? What yall's think? Leave a review, please.
I might do another with a list of things they CAN do. It will probably be shorter...Because they aren't allowed to do many things...Legally.
I'm sorry if I have some that others have too. I got a lot of inspiration from all of the Avengers Crack vids on you tube and I rolled off of other things 'they aren't supposed to do' fanfs.
This Really Is 101 T.T.A.A. Fanf took down the original, so I'm putting it back up.