Author's Note: Hello, hello. How is everyone? I know people will get mad at me for this story and my abilities, but I couldn't resist! It's been digging at me for a while and I shall cross every line I shouldn't because I just love to do that. Anyway, thanks for reading!

Warning: Boyxboy but somehow I cannot utter a fowl word so as much as it might fit the situation, there shall be no crude language.

Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto then Sasuke would've realized his love for Naruto and given up on revenge. Plus a few other relationships, but alas, I do not.

"Something about these feelings isn't right,

But when I look into his eyes they fill my sight.

And it pains me to say those same blue eyes have yet to feel the same."

Naruto's day seemed to be getting worse relentlessly. First his foster father, Iruka, had forced him to go to a new private school that just so happened to be all boys. Then it seemed that nearly all of the people he met happened to be gay. Just icing on the cake when the headmaster was Iruka's new boyfriend, Kakashi.

The day started with Naruto's alarm going off. He stretched his arm out looking for the round object and smashed down when he found it. He got up and shook his head, trying to think clearly. He got out of his bed and suddenly started when he realized he was in a new house. Which then brought back memories of the long

move when Iruka got a better-paying job. It was the middle of winter break for his school when they had arrived, so today was going to be hi first actual day of school after the tour over the break.

"NARUTO!" Iruka yelled from somewhere in the house. "Why aren't you getting ready?! You're going to be late if you don't hurry." A very moody Iruka didn't promise for a good day and Naruto flinched.

"I'm coming!" he shouted back while hurriedly stripping out of his pajamas and looking for what would be his new uniform. Naruto didn't even try to put on the tie as he knew it would end up in a disaster and he disliked things touching his neck. He ran into the kitchen hopping and putting on a shoe, then went to the cabinet to

grab a granola bar that would have to suffice as breakfast. Iruka appeared right behind him and Naruto jumped.

"Are you ready?" Iruka asked, circles under his eyes showing that he was tired and not to be messed with.

"Yes," Naruto squeaked, "I just need to grab my bag." Iruka nodded with a smile and ruffled the blonde's hair. Naruto grabbed his bag on the way out to the door and asked if he was walking or if Iruka would drive him.

Suddenly back into loving father mode, he hugged Naruto from behind. "My little baby's growing up," he said pridefully. "Of course I'll drive you, I'd never let you walk alone on the streets." The blond grinned up and the scarred man, and they both walked out to the car.

After he had been dropped off at the private school, Naruto was trying to get up the guts to walk inside. After all, it was quite a fancy building. But there wasn't time when a student practically jumped on him from behind. Naruto's natural reaction was to twist the person around and flip him onto the ground. He heard a grunt and

let go, then stood back up quickly. "Welcome to Konoha Academy," the boy on the ground wheezed.

"What?" Naruto asked.

"Welcome to the academy new kid. I'm Kiba," the brown-haired boy said louder this time. Turning around and standing up, the boy whistled. "And you're hot."

"Excuse me?" The blond was totally thrown off. He was about to shrug it off as a joke and try at making a new friend, but there was the slight chance this guy was serious.

"Now's the part where you say 'I'm so-and-so, and that isn't true, you're much better-looking,'" said a grinning chubby boy that was walking up. When Naruto only looked more confused, the boy clarified himself by saying, "He's flirting with you. Oh, I'm Chouji, by the way, and Kiba was right."

Realizing they were serious, Naruto was tempted to run. But it would probably be better to try and make friends first, and if they persisted by hitting on him and went too far, he could always simply run away then. "I'm Naruto. Umm, you guys happen to know where Asuma's math class is?"

"Just so happens I have that class," said yet another boy that sauntered over, covering a yawn. "Name's Shikamaru," he added almost absentmindedly. "C'mon, I'll show you," the boy said while covering yet another yawn, and Naruto for some reason got the impression that this boy was either very sleepy very or lazy.

"Thanks," Naruto said while grinning a million watt smile. He was aiming for friend, but when Shikamaru turned away to lead he was also hiding a slight blush.

When the pair reached the classroom, after the first bell had rung and with the other two boys having separated because of different classes, the room was nearly full. Shikamaru took a seat next to a long-haired boy with bright eyes, Leaving one other open seat next to a pale raven-haired boy. Naruto walked over and quickly sat down. He looked to the front of the room for the teacher, and found him smoking while writing something on the board.

Naruto was already bored of trying to figure out what the teacher was going to write, so he tried instead to spark up a conversation with the boy sitting next to him. "I'm Naruto, what's your name?"

The raven looked over at the blonde for the first time, then looked away again. "Hellooo?" Naruto said while waving his hand in front of the boy's face, trying and failing to gain his attention. "Hmmph, gaylord," he muttered. It was one of his newer name-calling jabs, so he wasn't expecting the reaction he got.

"Oh, I'm gay am I? Do you want to find out personally?" the raven finally spoke. He raised an eyebrow and licked his lip in a suggestive way.

Naruto threw his head in his arms and groaned. "Is everyone like this?" he asked, not really expecting an answer but instead thinking aloud.

Surprised again. "Mostly, yeah. And watch out 'cause you're a real hottie."

"Third time I've been called hot by a man," the blonde boy grumbled.

"Believe me, it won't be your last either." The raven's face turned into a cold grin filled with malice. "But I'm the king, so don't even think that you'll get on top."

"Mister king have a name?" Naruto asked, suppressing a shudder when he saw an image of the raven standing on top of a bunch of chained-up naked bodies.

"Worthless trash like you will never say it, so why bother telling it?" the raven leered. Still reckless as always, the blonde pounced right when Asuma turned to the class.

"Please don't display public affection, boys" came the man's deep voice. "I have a lesson to teach, so if you're gonna do that do it somewhere else."

Naruto was stunned at the teacher's automatic assumption. But he was frozen when he wobbled unsteadily with his feet on the edge of his chair, his only support coming from his grip on the slim raven's shoulder's. But when he actually did fall on top of the raven after having pushed him down under himself, their lips met. Naruto quickly scurried up and off, blushing because not only had that been his first kiss, it had been with a man.

So what did people think? Review and tell me please but flames watch out, I have a fire extinguisher right here in my hand and I'm not kidding. But I think I may have messed Sasuke's personality up a little, but I must mold him aas the story requires or the already fragile plot in my head will break and I will be sad. Thank you for reading!