So about a month ago I was stupidly bored and decided a great way to pass the time would be to write a song parody of 'call me maybe' by Carly Rae Jepson as if it was Haruhi singing it… So I named it Call me Daddy, alas I completed the lyrics only to remember I don't sing and/or dance and/or have a cosplay group to record it with anyway so it was pointless. So I thought I would stick it on here to see if anyone likes it, and if they do you are welcome to use it!

So I ask you take 5 minutes of your valuable fanfiction reading time, and put the karaoke of Call me maybe on in the back ground and check it out!

Oh anything in -(…) are directors notes so don't sing them kk

I threw a vase on the floor
tried to escape out the door
I looked down, then I swore,
because you're in my way

How did I get into this,
Oh god you two please don't kiss, -(the twins… Naturally… wait that's not natural :P)
how can those girls call this bliss,
sempai I just can't stay

Your glare was holdin',
clip board, debt was growing'
cool type, he's all knowing
wait how much did you say I owe you?

Hey, I'm your slave now,
And you're all crazy,
my darling Haruhi, - (anytime these two lines appear its Tamaki singing)
just call me, Daddy!

wait stop don't touch me
I'm not your baby,
My darling Haruhi,
Just call me daddy!

Hey, I'm your slave now,
And you're all crazy,
my darling Haruhi,
just call me, Daddy!

And the tall silent type,
really scares me,
my darling Haruhi,
Just call me daddy!

So what this boy is called Honey, - Really this verse is self explanatory)
Jumps around with that bunny
this is way beyond funny.
17, you say.

I'll host, I'll shop and obey
Do whatever you say
did you say fancy tuna day - these two lines are almost spoken
ta' hell with cosplay -

Your glare was holdin',
clip board, debt was growing'
cool type, he's all knowing
wait how much did you say I owe you?

Hey, I'm your slave now,
And you're all crazy,
my darling Haruhi,
just call me, Daddy!

wait stop don't touch me
I'm not your baby,
My darling Haruhi,
Just call me daddy!

Hey, I'm your slave now,
And you're all crazy,
my darling Haruhi,
just call me, Daddy!

And the tall silent type,
really scares me,
my darling Haruhi,
Just call me daddy!

Before you came into my life
I was just so glad
and now I'm so mad
oh god you're NOT my Dad.

Before you came into my life
I was just so glad
And things were normal
I said you're not my dad (dad, dad)

wait stop don't touch me
I'm you're baby,
My darling Haruhi,
Just call me daddy!

Hey, I'm your slave now,
And you're all crazy,
my darling Haruhi,
just call me, Daddy!

And the tall silent type,
really scares me,
my darling Haruhi,
Just call me daddy!

Before you came into my life
I was just so glad
and now I'm so mad
oh god you're NOT my Dad.

Before you came into my life
I was just so glad
And things were normal

Just once I'll call you Dad!

Um I can add more notes if anyone does wanna use it, or even if you/ your group do it for fun, I'd love to see a copy also, if you think It's any good, and would like me to attempt a couple more different song parody's let me know what of and I will see what I can do or if it suck I'd appreciate the honesty of letting me know, sooner rather than later thankx

Ice out!