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Meanwhile... (In a woods in Colorado)

Thalia(frowning... she hadn't seen her lady in ages. . .): "Maybe I should check up on Artemis. Hopefully she isn't in trouble or anything..." Goes to a nearby stream and finds a rainbow. "O Iris! goddess of the rainbow! Accept my offering! Show me the gods on Mount Olympus!" Thalia reaches into her pocket to grab a drachma. Right before she can throw it into the rainbow, someone knocks it out of her hand. (TheWeirdestMuse)

Nico: "Camp Half-Blood! I came with entertainment!"

Thalia: "What the hades di Angelo?!"

Nico: "Thalia? What are you doing at camp?" Looks around. "Wait... This isn't camp, is it? Dang it! Curse you unreliable shadow travel!"

Thalia(groans): "Not again! Please stop accidentally shadowing traveling to the Hunters! You're just lucky my lady isn't here. You better leave before she comes back."

Nico: "Trust me, she isn't coming back anytime soon."

Thalia: "And how do you know that?" Nico holds up an iPhone that has a live feed of the experiment playing on it. Thalia watches it for a minute. "Let's go talk to the rest of the Hunters. Then we might want to warn Camp Half-Blood. We have a major problem on our hands."

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Hour 7: (We are interrupting this program to issue an important message: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! The gods have lost it!)

A package appears in the throne room.

Artemis: "YES! The rest of the TB3+1 merchandise is here!" Rushes towards the box.

Hera(playing a TB3+1 board game): "Don't we have enough merchandise?"

Artemis: "Never! And plus, this is TB3+1 food."

Luke: "Just don't take my banana..." Hugs the banana.

Hades(still in the pink dress): "Like how long have you like been like eating that like banana. Like."

Luke: "Three hours."

Zeus: "How have you not finished it yet?!"

Luke: "I'm a slow eater."

Hermes: "I'm really hungry... I command you to give me that banana son!"

Apollo: "No! I want that banana! I command you to give me it!"

Hermes: "Give it to me!"

Apollo: "Me!"

Luke: "Wait. I know how to solve this." holding out his banana to Apollo and Hermes "One, two, three ..." Throws banana in the air "Hunger Games!" (WhatUpMyPeeps)

Poseidon: "Wait! I wanna join in!" Runs in between Apollo and Hermes, who are trying to get the banana. Poseidon gets smashed between them and hits his head on the floor. Talks in a traumatized whisper "Owls...owls everywhere." (WhatUpMyPeeps)

Hermes: "Give me the banana!" Lunges for the banana. Apollo snatches the banana and runs away. "No fair! I command you to do something for me! Apollo, get me my own banana tree, actually, get me lots!" (Elmlea)

Apollo: "Never!"

Hermes: "Fine! I'll just drown my sorrows in Mountain Dew!" Binge drinks MD from the machine.

Artemis(searching through the TB3+1 food): "Chips, cereal, and soda. Yum. Ooh! Look! Refrigerated food!"

Athena: "That looks disgusting. Especially that hairy-looking cheese shaped like an unicorn."

Artemis: "EAT THE CHEESSSSSSSE! IT IS MADE OF MY HAIR!" (Erik The Viking)

Aphrodite: "That explains the auburn color."

Hermes: "Unicorns?" (Erik The Viking)

Aphrodite: "Why did you make TB3+1 refried beans? And black beans? And pinto beans? And kidney beans?" Grabs the beans.

Artemis: "Why you takin my beans?" (Thalicoforever3.14) The throne room doors open and Demeter, Hephaestus, and Ares walk in. Ares and Hephaestus are fighting.

Demeter: "Did someone say cereal?"

Apollo: "Hey! The rest of the family is here! Time to par-tay!"

Demeter (in a sing song type voice): "Who wants apple and oats pie?" (WhatUpMyPeeps)

Zeus: "HEY! I have an idea! We could invite all our demigod kids and we could have a family reunion party! Where can we get some supplies?"

Apollo: "Party City has all the things you need!" (peanut-butter-mouse)

Zeus: "Apollo, go get caffeine, caffeine, and more caffeine! Don't forget the caffeine!"

Apollo: "Okay, I'll go. But first, I'm just gonna go over Niagara Falls in a matchbox. Wish me luck!" (WhatUpMyPeeps) Apollo exits the throne room.

Luke: "And he still has my banana. I must get it back!" Runs out of the throne room doors.

Zeus: "Does anyone have a cell phone so I can contact the children!"

Hephaestus: "I have a spoon from Georgia." (WhatUpMyPeeps)

Ares: "I have a flashlight."

Hera(rubs stomach): "I believe the new little god is coming. I need a bed to sleep on!"

Athena: "Daddy! Why don't you use the camera the evil spawn of Hades put in here to contact the children!"

Zeus: "Great idea my favorite daughter!"

Aphrodite, Artemis, Demeter: "HEY!"

Zeus(grabs the camera): "How do I send my face to the children?!" Inspects the camera, then sticks it up his nose. "Never mind! I got it!" Begins recording message to CHB.

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Meanwhile... (As Zeus's nostrils are broadcast onto the side of the Big House and the demigods watch)

Zeus: "Greetings demigods! I am Zeus, but you may call me Z-dawg, Zappy, or your lightening- strikingly handsome father!" Zeus breathes in, and his nose hairs suck up his nose. When he breathes out, a piece of snot lodges itself onto the camera lens.

Thalia: "I can't believe this is happening. I was sure them doing this experiment was about as likely as me dating Nico. Looks like I was wrong."

Nico: "Sweet! I'll be ready at seven!"

Thalia(rolls eyes): "Yeah, that'll happen the day Hera has another child." One of the Hunters whispers in Thalia's ear, then gives Nico a death glare. Thalia pales. "Emily! I was kidding! I didn't mean that! No way in Hades am I going to date him!" (TheWeirdestMuse)

Nico: "That really boosts my self-esteem." Disappears into a shadow.

Zeus: "-and so yeah, that's the plan! You all have thirty seconds to prepare yourselves! Peace out in godishness and all that! Your lightening-strikingly handsome father is out!" Zeus's nostrils disappear as he places the camera back into its original position.

Leo: "Hey! Zappy stole my line! Not cool!"

Annabeth: "Nice going Thals! You just had to flirt with Nico and talk over Z-dawg. Now we don't know what the caffeinated gods plan to do with us!"

Travis: "I bet five drachmas that they put us in the Hunger Games."

Connor: "I'll bet ten drachmas that they need us to find them some energy drinks."

Travis: "Fifteen that they make us speed date."

Connor: "Twenty-seven that they make us attend one of Apollo's poetry slams."

Travis: "Twenty-eight that they want us to be backup singers in TB3+1."

Connor: "Thirty drachmas that they want us to attend Artemis and Hermes's wedding."

Hunters: "WHAT?!"

Annabeth: "Twenty-three seconds, twenty-four seconds, twenty-five seconds..."

Percy: "EVERYBODY RUN! Whatever Zeus has planned, I can assure you that you don't want to-" Percy is cut off as every single demigod in Camp Half-Blood is flashed into the throne room.

Chiron: "Does this mean I get the day off?"

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Hour 8: (the gods' note to selves: stop having so many children)

Clarisse(smashed between Travis, Connor, Katie, and Chris): "Get out of my personal bubble you punks!"

Travis: "I would, if I had any place else to move to!"

Katie: "I'm pretty sure we are breaking this room's capacity number."

Clarisse: "Ya think! I can barely breathe!"

Connor(smashed against Clarisse's backside): "How do you think I feel?"

Chris: "Dude, I'll pay you ten drachmas if you switch me places."

Leo(pressed against the MD machine): "Oh, baby! We are reunited again!"

Hermes(guzzling MD from the machine): "Hey! Back off! she's mine!"

Artemis: "Oh, no she didn't! I am not letting that chick steal my man!" Narrows eyes at machine. Hermes looks at Artemis and stops drinking MD.

Hermes: "Arty! Sorry! I forgot about you! You're so perfect, just like Mountain Dew, so you blended in with it! Here, I'll sing a song for you! It's called Artemis Is As Beautiful As Mountain Dew!"

Thalia: "I want to get outta here. You know what. . . Let's get the younger ones to bed before this starts getting really crazy. . ." (TheWeirdestMuse)

Chris: "Too late."

All hunters simultaneously: "IS THAT IDIOT FLIRTING WITH LADY ARTEMIS!?" (TheWeirdestMuse) The Hunters raise their bows and arrows and shoot at Hermes. Because of the close quarters, the arrows miss him.

Zeus: "HA! The first shots have been fired! It is officially a family reunion! Now, I forgot how many of you there were, and how small this room is. So, I need everyone but the cabin councilors out!"

Hephaestus: "Listen to Z-Dawg! Move it so I can install my self-destruct button!"

Annabeth: "Why do you need a self-destruct button?"

Hephaestus: "In case Aphrodite and Ares start kissing, and everyone needs to evacuate." Hephaestus begins working on the button, and all the demigods except the head councilors leave.

Percy: "I see only one exit. Clarisse, you and Will distract the gods while Annabeth and I escape. Travis, Connor, and Lou Ellen, you guys will set up a trap in case they run after us. Nico, make sure your dad lets us into Elysium in case we all die from this. Everyone understand the plan?"

Poseidon: "Son! Stop with the planning! The owls like it, AND I HATE THE OWLS!"

Demeter(handing each demigod a shot of MD): "Drink up! This stuff has as many health benefits as cereal!" The demigods hesitate to take the shot.

Annabeth: "Shouldn't parents be against drinking?"

Katie: "Yeah, but it's not like this stuff is illegal or very harmful to our bodies."

Ares: "Drink it or I will make you listen to TB3+1!" The demigods quickly drink the shot.

Annabeth: "The scientific algorithms of Albertino Einsteine say that caffeine cannot affect gods, but the gods are hyped up! This is a paradox. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" (Percabeth Jackson-Chase)

Percy: "HAHA! I told you so!"

Hera: "Do you know how many kinds of beds there are? There's the regular bed, water bed, loft bed, down feather bed, corn husk bed, floor bed..."

Aphrodite: "Don't forget about pink beds!"

Hera: "Omg! I just realized that loft beds are beds for people on stilts." (WhatUpMyPeeps)

Hades: "Listen up children! Uncle Hades has a story for you!"

Percy: "Oh, no. I think I see something..."

Hades: "Once upon a time..."

Percy: "It's coming toward Nico..."

Hades: (singing) "Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows, pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows, pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows. (rocker, deep voice) WHAT DID WE LEARN KIDS?" (little kid voice) "That pink fluffy unicorns are dancing on rainbows!"(normal voice) "Nope! Let's do it again, boys!" (read stripes)

Percy: "THE PONIES ARE BACK!" (LotR-HP-PJ)

Annabeth: "This isn't going to end well..."

Piper: "Does anyone else see the hummingbirds?"

Percy: "No, but the aquamarine and cerulean and white ponies are approaching Nico."

Nico: "WHAT?! I must get on my Super Death Breath cape!"

Piper: "Oh, that's a pretty purple hummingbird! It likes the blue hummingbird."

Hades: "The color purple is ugly."

Piper: "Hades, the purple hummingbird says you're mean!" (Lily975)

Percy: "Wait. Do I see a horn on the ponies?!" Gasps. "The ponies are unicorns!"

Nico: "Why are the fluffy white unicorns out to haunt me?! I have done nothing you beasts!" (Raibla)

Percy: "They don't like you because they think you smell bad."

Nico: "What?! I just took a shower! Like, last week..."

Percy: "They keep chanting 'Jingle bell, Nico smells, all the way to hell'." (Daebak Fai)

Athena: "I believe the smart move would be to retreat."

Percy: "ATTACK UNICORNS ATTACK!" Nico's eyes widen as the invisible unicorns close in on him.

Nico: "Super Death Breath will fight back! Carp Carp Carp Carp Carp Carp Carp Train!" (Percabeth Jackson-Chase)

Aphrodite: "What?"

Nico: "It's my battle cry." Nico falls to his knees as the invisible unicorns attack.

Hades: "While my son gets mauled to death, I will tell you what you have always been wondering!"

Percy: "What did the unlucky souls do to get woven into your underwear?"

Hades: "No! What my soul is made of!"

Athena: "My brain is yearning to learn that!"

Percy: "Seal puppies ate Athena's brain! (But no zombies. Too much sci-fi.). They are working with the unicorns!" (Percabeth Jackson-Chase)

Hades: (super creepily) "My soul is a dark place...an abyss of darkness...and shadows...and shards of ice...and the occasional unicorn...and more shadows...and ghosts of the past...and strawberry jam...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..." (DarkHorseBlueSky)

Hermes: "Strawberry jam sounds good."

Poseidon: "Yeah bro, can I eat your soul?"

Hades: "Sure!"

Nico: "HAHA! I am victorious against the evil known as unicorns! Super Death Breath strikes again!"

Hephaestus: "I have finished my self destruct button!"

Ares(gets a flashlight and proceeds to go around shining it in people's faces): "I just flashed you!" (WhatUpMyPeeps)

Artemis: "The horror!"

Hermes: "I will save you!"

Hera: "The baby is going to come soon."

Aphrodite: "Then we must celebrate! Makeovers for everyone!" Aphrodite waves her hand and everyone's clothes are replaced with pink pajamas.

Hera: "Like, really soon."

Nico: "This pink really brings out my eyes."

Aphrodite: "Like father, like son."

Hera: "I think I'm going into labor."

Zeus: "What does that mean?"

Hera: "THE BABY IS COMING!"

Hour 9: (Surprise! It's a baby maybe!)

All the goddesses are behind a curtain helping Hera give birth. The curtain is near the doors. The gods are sitting in their thrones, watching over the demigods and drinking MD.

Hera: "AHHHHHHHH!"

Zeus: "Who wants to help me pick a name for the baby?"

Annabeth: "How about Zoe?"

Percy: "Bob?"

Leo: "Beckendorf?"

Piper: "Silena?"

Nico: "Let's name it Super Death Breath 2.0!"

Zeus: "No... I think I'll name him Steve!"

Hermes: "Steve the god?"

Zeus: "See! It sounds perfect!"

Poseidon: "What if it is a girl?"

Zeus: "Stevella!"

Demeter: "IT'S COMING!"

Hephaestus: "I think it would be best if you kids leave."

Leo(puppy-dog eyes): "B-but dad! I wanna drink more Mountain Dew!"

Percy: "Don't worry Leo, I know a plan to get us out of here and give us some more MD. The yellow unicorn told me it."

Connor: "What is it?"

Percy: "I have hatched a cunning plan. I know where Narnia is. We go through the washing machine, find the magic peppermint snops in Narnia, kidnap Mr thumnas, and then no more socks will disappear. Then we may drink from their fountain of MD!" (Bella The Beauty)

Travis: "That is a fool-proof plan Percy."

Connor: "To Narnia!"

demigods: "To Narnia!" All of the demigods rush out of the door. On her way out, Clarisse accidentally pushes the self-destruct button.

Female Automated Robot Voice: "One minute until self-destruction of the throne room."

Aphrodite(pokes her head around the corner of the curtain): "We have a problem."

Athena (holding out her arm around the curtain so the gods can see) "Yeah, I have a big problem. Does this mole look infected to you?" (WhatUpMyPeeps)

Ares: "Don't worry! I will get you to safety Aphrodite my love!"

Hephaestus: "Hey! Don't go hitting on my woman!"

Ares: "You're the one who wanted to blow her up."

Hephaestus: "Touché."

Female Automated Robot Voice: "Forty-five seconds until self-destruction of the throne room."

Zeus: "We should probably get out of here."

Artemis: "It's here! Awe, it's so cute! It looks just like a mini-Hermes!"

Hermes and Zeus: "Excuse me?!"

Female Automated Robot Voice: "Thirty seconds until self-destruction. Please evacuate immediately. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"

Hera: "Quickly! Show the guys the baby!"

Aphrodite: "Okay, I'll bring him out now!"

Percy(walking back into the throne room... since the curtain is by the door, it looked like he stepped out of the curtain): "Sorry, but I forgot a cup to hold the MD. I'll just grab that before the red unicorn steals it and be on my way."

Poseidon: "Hera birthed my son?!"

Hermes: "I don't think you can call him that anymore. I believe his new name is Steve."

Female Automated Robot Voice: "Fifteen seconds until self-destruction of the throne room. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"

Hades: "Would someone stop that infernal beeping!" (WhatUpMyPeeps)

Zeus: "Percy Jackson I love you and your pink pajamas!" (thegirlwiththetrident)

Percy: "What? Why? Did the turquoise unicorn put you up to this?!"

Zeus(grows serious, stands, puts a hand on Percy's shoulder, and talks in a deep voice): "Percy, I am your father."

Female Automated Robot Voice: "The throne room will now self-destruct in three... two..." Everyone runs out of the throne room just as the whole room collapses.

The end! Thank you for everyone who contributed sentences! Hope you enjoyed it! Also, I don't own Star Wars.

Preview for the next chapter: Manhattan, meet the caffeinated gods. Caffeinated gods, meet Manhattan.