Who Knew School Was This Crazy

MamiiChu

Around the beginning of the modern era, there were three main families; the Vongola, the Varia, and the Millefiore.

These three families wished to train their upcoming bosses and subordinates to become great hitmen, so they established three schools. They were the Vongola Boarding Academy, Varia Institute of Assasination, and the Millefiore Private Academy for the Elite and Gifted. Over time, they become schools that served other purposes other than training boys, and sometimes girls, to become hitmen and hitwomen. They still served as fighting schools, but they trained their students in other things, like music, math, english, and other subjects.

After all, what's the world's greatest hitman or hitwoman if they can't think of a decent plan to save their life?

Anyways, let's focus on the tenth generation of the three schools. Or more specifically, on a certain brown-haired tuna and his adventures through Vongola Boardjng Academy...

Tsuna's P.O.V

I enter the golden gates of the school. It was larger than I expected it would be, and it really looked like only people of very high class could go. The buildings were in top-shape, and the students walking in are wearing very expensive clothes. If it hadn't been for Reborn's recommendation, there would be no way in all six hells that I would get accepted.

Looking at the bright side, at least I won't get walked by a ten ton hammer anymore.

I walk into what I assume is the main buildings, and I get one of the second years to show me to the main office. It isn't hard. No-one can resist my puppy face. I get the packet from the office and find a quiet place to sit down.

There is one place, and that's up near the back of the school, by the water fountain. I set my suitcase beside me and sit on the water fountain. I put on my glasses and look through the packet. Brochure, dorm card, dorm room, my student information, my ridiculous ID card... Yup, it's all there. There's even a pamphlet with the different types of jobs they offer. I put everything back and stand up, stretching my legs before grabbing my suitcase and walking away from the fountain. I bump into someone, knocking off my glasses and knocking me to the ground.

My vision becomes blurry. My contact lenses just had to break when Reborn hit me with that hammer of his... I feel around for the black thick-rimmed glasses. I look up, my eyes tearing up because of the sun. My vision soon gets clearer since someone out my glasses back on my face.

"There."

A silver-haired boy lifts my off the ground. He scowls at me when I smile and mumble a quiet "Thank you." He doesn't reply, just walks away. He looks like he knows the way around the school.

"W-Wait up!"

He turns around, flashing me another scowl before muttering, "What?"

"Could you show me around the school? I'm new so I don't know much..." I start.

"No way in hell, dude."

My eyes widen a little at the sharpness of his tone. "Why not?"

"You'd have to beat me in a fight, first."

The rude silver-haired boy takes out a bunch of dynamite sticks and throws them at me. I quickly put on my gloves and swallow two pills before I go into my Hyper Will Dying Mode. I dodge all the dynamite and throw a punch at him. He goes flying into a tree. I hear something crack before my flame extinguishes.

"A-Are you okay?" I ask, running to him.

The boy sits up. "No-one has been able to beat me that easily..." I wince when he looks up at me, his eyes full of intesnty. He then smiles brightly. "You really are fit to be the Vongola's Tenth!"

"You know?" I ask. He must be getting tired with all my questions...

He nods. "Everyone does. You'll be taking Vongola Nono's place as Headmaster of the academy and the Vongola mafia." He offers his hand. "My name is Gokudera Hayato. It's a pleasure to meet you, Juudaime!"

What a switch in personality... "Likewise, Gokudera-kun. My name is Sawada Tsunayoshi. But call me Tsuna." I shake his hand. Must not leave a bad impression on my first day at the school...

"Let me show you around, Juudaime!"

Gokudera-kun takes my suitcase and my arm and pulls me towards the school. He starts showing me around, just like he promised, making a very detailed explanation on every single nook and cranny of the school. I somehow manage to take it all in before he drags me to the dorm. Unfortaunely (to him), we don't had the same dorm rooms. I find it good that we done.

It's not like I don't like Gokudera-kun, it's just that he's... Well... How do I put it...

"L-L-Loud... Obsessive.. P-Potentially d-d-dangerous..."

I turn around. There is a red-haired by sitting on the bed across from mine, twiddling his thumbs as he looks at me. I smile, which for some reason he blushes at.

"You must be Kozato Enma-kun, right?" I ask.

"Yes. S-Sawada T-Ts-Tsu-Tsunayoshi-kun?"

"Mm-hmm."

"I-I-It's nice t-to m-met you, Sawada-k-kun."

"Pleasure is all mine."

Wow... Enma-kun sure stutters a lot... But he seems like a really nice guy, so I think we'll be able to get along just fine. Though I wonder what all those bandages on his face are... I get all my things out of my suitcase and put them where they belong. I don't pass Enma-kun's side, since as my kaa-san said, treat people how you want to be treated.

"Hey, Enma-kun."

"H-Hai, S-Sawada-kun?" Enma stuttered.

"Would you like I come with me to meet my brother? I don't want you to be all alone."

Enma-kun nods quietly before following me out of the dorm. We go up a few levels, since the floors are usually divided by what year you are, and head to 609. I hear a loud ruckus inside the dorm.

"The heck is going on in there?" I ask myself. I look at Enma-kun for confirmation, and when he nods, I knock. Someone opens the door quick, and strong arms wrap around my tiny body.

"Hey little bro! How are you?" The voice of Giotto-nii asks me.

"Getting closer to becoming a pancake..." I whisper hoarsely.

Giotto-nii lets me to and I gasp for air. "Sorry little bro. Guess I got carried away since I hadn't seen you in a while." He chuckles before looking behind me. "Enma, that you?"

"Y-Yes."

"You know Enma-kun?" I ask Giotto-nii.

"Yup. He's my roommate's little brother." Giotto-nii replies. "Speaking of him, where is he?"

"Niisan is sick... B-But he'll b-be a-arriving t-tomorrow..." Enma-kun replies.

"Yes! I get the dorm to myself for at least one more night!" Giotto-nii pushes both of us inside. "Come on in, you guys, make yourselves at home." He sits us down on an empty sofa before sitting down on a chair. "Well, introduce yourselves, guys." He says, looking at his group of 'friends'.

A black haired guy speaks up first. "My name is Asari Ugetsu."

"G." A pink-haired dude with a red tattoo on his face mutters.

"I'm Knuckle, TO THE EXTREME!" Another black-haired guy exclaims.

"Alaude." A platinum haired guy adds.

"Lampo.". A light-green haired dude mumbles.

"Daemon Spade, at only YOUR service." An azure haired pineapple says.

Giotto-nii punches Daemon's arm. "Don't flirt with my little brother, dude."

The two start arguing, and somehow G., Knuckle, and Asari get caught up in the mix. Alaude looks like he's about to beat the crap out of them, and Lampo just gives off the impression that he doesn't give a damn. I take the time and look around Giotto-nii's dorm. It's a heck lot bigger than ours, and a lot more fancier too. Enma-kun seems to have he same impression as me; and we begin to quietly converse for a while before Giotto-nii butts in.

"So what did you come here for, Tsuna?" He asks.

I sweat-drop. "You asked me, and I quote. 'You better come to my dorm after you've unpacked. I want to make see you got here safely and are not getting molested by those perverts.'" I cough. "Daemon." I cough again. "Mukuro."

"You just met me." Daemon interjects.

"Quote Giotto-nii." I add.

"Giotto, what have you been telling Tsuna about me and Mukuro?" He asks, mocking playful anger.

"That both of you are sexual demons kicked out of hell because you kept raping all the girl demons."

Daemon laughs. "Nufufu, you could at least try to hide it."

"And why should I hide the truth the world should know, exactly?"

"When everyone leaves, you are so going to get it."

Giotto-nii sighs, ignoring Daemon's threats. "Well, I completely forgot what I was going to give you back in Italy, so I guess you can leave." I take that as a hint to leave and I push Enma-kun out the door. Giotto-nii leans in close and looks around. "Warning, watch out for pineapples. Rapists."

"Giotto, disgrace my name one more time and I will make sure you see all six bells I went through."

"And if you don't see me tomorrow, tell Dino he was the best near-my-age brother I ever had. And make sure Reborn doesn't hit me with his ten-ton hammer during my funeral, okay?"

I sweat-drop one more time before nodding and dragging Enma-kun back to the elevator and to our dorm. It's way past eight, so we both get into our pajamas and climb into our beds. Enma-kun cracks open a book and begins to read. I look at the new ceiling while I lull myself to sleep, and then I realize something.

I didn't tell them me or Enma-kun's names...

Oh well, I'll tell them at Giotto-nii's funeral tomorrow.

And... CHAPTER FINITO! Nothing to say here other than I don't own KHR, and read and review. Please? Ciao and good night!