A two-shot for sk8boards4ever, please check out her stories! They're good!

A/N: If any boys are reading this story, I apologize if I seem umm anti-boyish. Nothing against you guys it's just that…you're impossible!

I apologize if I offend any boy or girl for that matter!

A/N: Its rated T for some mild language and some action moves. Nothing else.

"Boys 101"

Enjoy!

"Boys are unpredictable. This maybe not be news, but I'm starting to think it's one of the best things about them."

~Kate Brian

"There's nothing more dangerous than a boy with charm."

~Christina Aguilera

If you ask Kaoru opinion about boys she can tell you ten reasons why boys are just a bunch of idiots.

1. Boys are obnoxious.

You cannot say anything positive to them before they twist and turn it into their own trophy. For example, last week Kaoru challenged one of the "best' soccer players from the boy's team into a game. It was a tough match, she admits and even went to personally congratulate Akio for beating her 9-8.

Akio just chuckles, "That? That was nothing Kaoru! Please you're not a worthy opponent for me. I'm much better than you."

Kaoru narrowed her eyes, fumes already leaping off her body. "What! Like hell you are! You were only one point ahead! And that is the closest score anyone gone against you! Of course I'm better than you; you just cheated, tripping me like that!"

Akio just laughs shaking her off, "Nope, I didn't. You fell. I'm simple faster, stronger more powerful than you. See ya, go back to your girl soccer team and leave the professionals to work for the championship we're bringing home."

Kaoru curses silently at his retreating figure.

Obnoxious…yes, case close.

Kaoru walks into the cafeteria of her school, quickly selecting her lunch before sitting at her usual seat with her usual friends: Momoko and Miyako.

"Hey Kaoru! You okay? You look….tired." said Miyako in between sips of her water.

Kaoru yawns, "Yeah a bit. Soccer practices are getting a bit intense lately, which is good because we have a game tomorrow and if we don't win it we'll be disqualified for the 2013 High School Soccer Championships."

Miyako nods, "Mmhm I see. Well good luck then you're gonna need it. Right, Momoko? Momoko?"

Kaoru frowns at Momoko's lovely dovey face, her pink eyes bigger than usual staring off at something behind her.

Or someone.

Kaoru turns and snorts, Momoko apparently is checking out Yusie, the most popular (and handsome according to some girls…okay majority of the girls excluding Kaoru) sitting among is jock friends.

Kaoru sighs, "Really Momoko? Really? Yusie!"

Momoko snaps out of her daze, "W-What's wrong with that! He's smart, funny athletic, soo, soooo gorgeous I mean look at those arms and imagine his chest! Ahhhh!"

She squeaks out practically melting through the bench.

At the mention of his name, Yusie looks up at them and winks. Kaoru can hear both Momoko and Miyako catch their breath obviously affected by the guy.

Kaoru kept staring at him, sometimes she wonders if her reactions to boy's flirts are…normal. Other girls swoon at the sound of their names whispered by them, or the tiniest brush of their hands on their waist…if a guy did that on her she'll punch the lights out of him!

As Yusie's brown eyes hover over hers before down at his apple then pulling out a comb to part his hair correctly. Kaoru still didn't feel the Reaction.

The Reaction every girl feels when a hot guy stares at them; the tightness of the throat, the air out of your lungs and paralyzation of your mind…none of it. She looks back at her lunch sighing, is she even a normal girl?

(As normal you can be when dealing with two sides of yourself anyway.)

"Did you see that? Oh my gods! Yusie just wink at us! Ahhh" cries Momoko. "Yeah…couldn't miss it." Kaoru mumbles getting up from the bench and throwing away the remaining food just in time for the bell to ring.

2. Boys are narcissus. Evidence? Clearly there.

Kaoru shifts into her next class, grumbling about the math test she'll take in few minutes. She slips into the doorway but bumps into someone, "Hey there beautiful," a rather tall guy flirts at her, and he's body blocking the entrance.

Kaoru force her anger down, "Whatever. Move, please. I'm going to be late for class."

But the guy doesn't move, "You have a boyfriend, sweet thing, cause I'll gladly be yours."

Kaoru sighs hands on her hips, "You know what? I am currently looking for someone," he smiles a victorious smile,

"But I'm afraid I'm not into boys," the smile instantly drops down to the floor, "I'm into men, not stupid boys like you. Excuse me, asshole."

She pushes her way under his arm and walks to her seat. The boy follows taking the seat behind her. "You know what, b*tch. You'll gonna regret that. Just wait and see."

3. Boys are egotistic.

Stomp on it and they'll cry all the way home.

Why do guys exist? Kaoru questions while walking back home. Sure you need them for creating a baby but then what? Girls are independent; we can take care of ourselves without the company of men. She sighs kicking a empty soda can out of her way, "Hey!" cries a voice.

Kaoru frowns looking up, a boy just a few feet in front of her is shaking his head furiously glaring at her.

He has short messy black hair, wearing black pants and a dark green shirt. "Watch where you kick that thing, hag!" He hiss at her, Kaoru narrows her eyes, "What did you call me, idiot?" The random boy steps closer, arm length from Kaoru, "You heard me, girl. Watch where you kick stuff if you don't want to get in trouble."

Kaoru snorts back a laugh making the boy cock his head to the side,

"Ah that's funny! You're a funny little boy! See ya!" she skips pass him, walking forward.

The boy growls, "Hey! Hey, hag! I'm not done with you!"

"Well I am! Leave me alone, you moron!"

"Slut!"

"Asshole!"

The insults keeps going until Kaoru turns on the corner, a small smile tugs on her lips. Another example to why boys are complete idiots.

4. Boys hate to be ignored.

~Next day~

Kaoru magically slips into school before they close the gates, she's running late...as usual. She passes the registration office on her way to second period when Ms. Green stops her. "Oh! Kaoru, honey just the girl I was looking for!"

Kaoru smiles unsure. "Hey, Ms. Green. What's up?"

Ms. Green smiles at her, "Kaoru we have a new student today, he's in most of your classes and I just want you to tour him around school, be his guide for today so he doesn't feel so left out. Momoko and Miyako are doing the same for his brothers since they all have the same schedule-"

Kaoru peeks into the office as Ms. Green talks; she only sees a tall figure wearing black pants and sweater with a dark green backpack.

"So what do you say, Kaoru? Can you do this favor for me?"

Kaoru looks back at the Ms. Green, "Sure. I'll do it."

"Excellent! Thank you so much, this can count as service hours for your record. Come, let me introduce you." Ms. Green ushers Kaoru into her office where the new boy is busy staring at some of Ms. Green's pictures.

He turns as they enter into the room and Kaoru chocks back a gasp, it's the same boy from yesterday!

"Kaoru this is Butch Jojo, our new student. Butch, this is Kaoru Matsubara she will be your guide for today."

Butch stares at Kaoru, looking at her intensely then smirks. Kaoru silently growls, great he remembers me. "Okay," Ms. Green claps her hands shaking the two teens from their staring competition.

"You're off! You're already late for class. Go!"

"What class you have right now?" ask Kaoru as they both walk to the 200 building on the other side. "203. Algebra 2. I'm guessing that's your class too."

"Yup."

Butch stares at her, "So kick anything at other people's heads lately."

"Nope that's only reserve for the special ones." Butch chuckles, "Awww I'm touched! Once look and already you're falling for me."

Kaoru shakes her head, "Please, you wish Jojo. I only reserve it for huge idiots. I can spy them a mile away."

"And this was the first time you kick it to a handsome young boy you have the hots for?"

"Arrrg! You're impossible!"

5. Boys are annoying.

Example the idiot named Butch Jojo.

They finally reach the class; Kaoru automatically took her seat leaving Butch at the mercy of Mr. Kobayashi. "Ah, a new student…well then welcome Mr. Jojo. Please take a seat next to Kaoru."

Butch nods, and silently smirks at Kaoru who bang her head against the table.

Kaoru lets out a small annoyed moan, knowing full well whose tray push next to hers.

"So, Ms. Guide-slash-I'm-gonna-kick-you-in-the-shins-if-you -annoy-me, where do we sit?" Kaoru stares at him, hoping his last comment spark any ideas in that big head of his.

None.

"I'm going to sit where I usually sit, right there. You sit somewhere else, don't you have brothers? Sit with them."

Butch pouts at the thought. It's cute the way his lower lip covers most of his upper lip-with a slight tremble, Kaoru thinks subconsciously, I never seen a guy's lips so pink before.

"Well let's see. My bros are rrright there, oh look! It's the same table you pointed out."

Kaoru spins around suddenly, to look but her elbow crash into someone's tray sending food all over them and the tray to the floor with a clack.

Kaoru gasps, "Oh! I'm sorry!"

The tall and quite muscular boy wipes some sauce off his eye, "Hey," he growls eyes glaring down on her.

"Watch it, you stupid b*tch! He grabs Kaoru from her forearm. Kaoru frowns instantly, prepared to make a nasty comment back when Butch moves steps in between them.

"Yo! Assf*ck! Let her go now and get your smelly behind away—"

The muscular teen chuckles, gripping Kaoru tighter she lets out s involuntary grunt. "Or what, newbie?"

Butch steps closer to him, his emerald eyes dangerously narrow through his own purple ones.

Despite the fact that Butch is much shorter than the guy in front of him somehow he send a dangerous aura, Kaoru can feel the shivers dancing inside her bones; and looking closer against him she can positively say she saw green sparks dance off of his body disappearing into the air.

"Or else," Butch whispers perilously making the guy flinch slightly. "It's going to get pretty ugly for you. So I advise you to let her go and get the hell out of her and away from her."

The teen stares at Butch then slowly let's Kaoru's forearm go, she immediately rubs the red mark glaring at the jerk.

He cocks his head, "Later, newbie. Later." He walks off, eyes never leaving Butch until he's out the door of the cafeteria.

Butch then lets out a breath looking back at Kaoru. "Alright, new advice for you. Don't go elbowing people's trays again."

Kaoru blinks uncertain, "Why?"

"Did you not just see what happened here!?"

"No, you idiot! I mean why did you helped me?"

Butch shrugs, picking up a ripe apple. "Dunno, just felt like it. Now don't get use to it." He winks at her and walks off toward his brothers.

Kaoru shakes her head as he leaves.

6. Boys can only be nice when they want too.

"OMG! Kaoru are you alright?" Momoko cries out gripping her friend's hand like she might disappear in that instant. "Yeah I'm fine-"

"Thanks to me," finishes Butch biting into his apple. Next to him is a boy with a lean figure, with orange red hair and crimson eyes wearing a red hoodie and black pants. Momoko raises a brow, "And you are?"

The boy in the red hoodie answers for him, "That's Butch my younger brother. Oh, hey I'm Brick Jojo and this is Boomer."

He points left of him to a boy much smaller than the first with big blue eyes and sun blond hair covering his eyes slightly. He's dress in a blue shirt with black pants and a nice pair of blue rim sneakers much like his brothers except in red and green.

The blonde smiles, "Hi"

"Hey, I'm Kaoru nice meeting you." Once all greetings were set, everyone went back to eating and an occasional small talk.

Kaoru glance at her watch again and sighs, "Looks like I'm walking home…again." She starts walking down the steps to the sidewalk, a week ago she manage to break her skateboard and up until now has been saving money to buy a new one.

"Hey! You, Kaoru!"

Kaoru growls, "Not again." A very tall muscular boy walks up to her with a big grin plaster on his face. "Finally I catch you alone; you're always with the newbie."

"That newbie has a name, it's Butch."

"Oh so now you're defending him?" Kaoru narrows her eyes, " I don't have to explain myself to you, jerk! Get out of my way!"

The boy, Ace Copular now that she remembers, doesn't move.

"Now look I was thinking enough about that newbie, you and me should hang out together, you know what I'm sayin'-" he snakes his arm around her waist pushing her against his body.

"We can cuddle like this and maybe step it up-" He leans in closer and Kaoru for the first time has no idea how to react. All she mange to do is staring at his uneven lips as they come closer, there are not those pink lips-this is just wrong!

"Hey! Get your filthy hands off of her!"

Ace turns and suddenly Kaoru's throat is no longer constructed, she can breathe again!

Ace chuckles not letting her go, "Ah just the guy I wanted to see. What's up, newbie? Enjoying the view?"

Butch stands only a few feet away from them, close enough for Kaoru to see his hands shaking. A light wind brushes lightly against his raven hair making him somehow look more powerful than he is.

He treads closer, "Oh I will in a sec, when you're ugly face it's the floor. Let her go, Ace, I'm warning you. Clearly she doesn't want you."

Ace guffaw, "And she wants you!?"

Kaoru grabbing this opportunity twirls away from Ace and settles closer to Butch who stands just behind her protectively.

Ace raises a eyebrow "Oh so you do want him, huh? Well go for it then, after all losers should be with loser."

Kaoru snaps, "You asshole!" she races forwards punching Ace straight on the nose knocking him down.

He grunts, attentively touching his nose,"You b*tch!" Suddenly Butch steps in and by a blink he unexpectedly has Ace straddle, punching him repeatedly. "Don't you dare insult her again, you pig!"

He stops only when blood covers his fists, "Stay away from her," he barks. "She's mine you hear? Get that through your deep skull and stay away." He gets up and Ace scurries away from him covering his face.

He slowly gets up, "Fine! Keep her anyways!" Ace picks up his backpack and runs the opposite direction. Butch breathes out gradually turning to face Kaoru, "It's the second time I save you from jerks."

"And I didn't need it. I had it under control."

"Oh sure you did, Matsubara. So you like his lips all over you, well I shouldn't have step in." Kaoru stomps her foot, "That's not what I said! And since when I'm yours?"

Butch smirks, "Since you can't keep your eyes off of me-especially my lips." The air bitch around her throat, "W-w-Please! Don't flatter yourself!"

"Ha! Don't flatter yourself! I know you want me, can't deny that!"

Kaoru feels her blood rising to her cheeks, "N-no! Arrgh! You're insufferable!" She quickly turns the other direction, practically marching away from him.

7. Boys are possessive, even when you're not his.

"Hey! Wait up!" His footstep echoes on the cement and suddenly he's at her side. "Now what? Aren't you going to wait for your brothers?"

Butch shrugs, "Brick has football practice, Boomer is in band practice and soccer practice was canceled-something about the coach's daughter so yeah got nothing else to do than escort you home."

Kaoru just shakes her head slipping the other strap over her shoulder.

They continue to walk in silence for the better part of the whole trip; occasionally Butch would comments about some random things but Kaoru kept silent wanting nothing from him. It was only when they turn on her street that things got sour.

Kaoru's three neighbors-all guys- are standing in their usual corner, everyday as she pass them they commented something flirty at her. Depending on her mood she'll either ignore them or give them each a black eye.

Today, she's in the mood to ignore, wanting no more boy troubles.

"Hey baby doll, glad you're back home!" chuckles the most annoying one of them all. "Oh look! She brought a dog home!" laughs another pointing at Butch.

A low deep growl emerges from him and the boys simultaneously stop their jest; backing away slowly.

Kaoru couldn't help but smirk, "He's not a dog, you idiot! He's my friend." She pushes pass them and Butch walks a little closer, to close for a potential friendship.

"Sorry 'bout that, they're just a bunch of idiots."

"And pretty ugly ones too." He chimes in. They finally made it to her driveway; she notices right away her mother is still at work and probably her dad too.

She turns back to Butch, "So umm thanks for, you know, for everything-including the escort which wasn't necessary."

Butch frowns, "'Course it was necessary! Ace would have probably followed you home. Besides I don't mind, so you're welcome. See you later, alright!"

Kaoru nods a little too eagerly. "Yeah, see you tomorrow!" Butch smiles slightly turning around and starts descending down her steps walking back down the street. Kaoru watches him for a moment then quickly darts inside.

She slams the door close leaning against it. Her hand flashes to her chest, feeling her heart beat faster than normal.

"Holy hell what's wrong with me?"

I'm just going to stop here, originally I intended to do a one-shot but the rate this is going it's going to be a two-shot. Hope you enjoyed it and please tell me if it's alright. So review!

Soundtrack:

"Supremacy" by Muse

"Madness" by Muse

"The 2nd Law: Isolated System" by Muse

"Transcendence" by Lindsey Stirling

"Shadows" by Lindsey Stirling

"A Light that Never Comes" by Linkin Park and Steve Aoki