Hey guys I was holding this story until I was done with at least two of my stories but I coudn't hold it anymore. Right now I'm on my way to DreamWorks Animation here in Glendale, California. So here it goes.
Disclaimer:I don't own Kung Fu Panda(I will soon enough!)
Enjoy!
"Hey Po"TIgress said when she saw Po was chasing Mantis."Why are you chasing Mantis?"She asked.
"Oh hey Ti! Well it turns out Mantis lied... again to his town."Po said.
"What did he lie about this time?"She asked.
"Uh.. hehe"Po laughed nervously"You don't want to know"
"Why not?"
"Well lets just say this lie involves the both of us"Po said nervosly. Tigress gave him a look that said'Tell me everything'."Ok I'll tell you"
Flashback
"Look everyone I'm really sorry I lied about me being the Dragon Warrior"Mantis said"But..uh.. to make it up to all of you. You're all invited to the first EVER weeding of two Masters in Kung Fu history!"He announced.
"Which tow warriors?!"Someone from the crowd asked.
"uh.. Master Tigress leader of the Furious Five and uh.. Master Po the Dragon Wariors!"Mantis answered.
"What?!"Po shouted quietly.
"Sorry couldn't of think of anyone else"Mantis whispered.
"When is the wedding."Some one asked.
"Uh.. in two days"Mantis lied quickly.
"Alright Mantis we'll all be there in two days!"Some one from the crowd shouted and they all left.
"MANTIS!"Po shouted and started to chase him all the way to the palace.
End of Flashback
"MANTIS!"Tigress shouted so loud you could her it from the other side of the valley and still had to cover your ears to not go death.
"Yup I figured she would yell too"Po said to himself.
"Oh man now I'm dead. LITERLY!"Mantis said as he saw Po and Tigress heading towards him."AH!"He screamed.
2 hours later...
"Hey guys"Viper said.
"Whats going on?"Monkey asked.
"I don't know looks like they're playing tag"Viper asked.
"Since when does Tigress play tag?"Monkey asked.
"Good point"Viper said"Guys what are you doing?"She asked.
"They're trying to kill me!"Mantis shouted
"why would they want to kill you?"Monkey asked.
"Can't explain! I have to stay alive first"Mantis said and saw Po and Tigress getting closer."AH!"He shouted seeing he's already a goner.
"Alright! That's enough of this nonsense"Shifu said as he jumped right between them. Luckly Tigress stoped running and stoped Po befor he went further."Whats going on that you have been chasing him all day."Shifu asked.
"Mantis told his whole town we were getting married in two days!"Po and Tigress shouted.
"Mantis is this true?"Shifu asked turning to him.
"Maybe"Mantis said.
"And what's worse he invited the whole town."Po said.
Shifu sighed."Mantis go back to the town and tell them there is no wedding"
"Its just that I can't"Mantis said.
"And why not?"Tigress asked.
"Yes Mantis why not?"Shifu asked.
"Because I told them when I wasn't part of the Five. I told if I ever lied to them I would invite them to the biggest bestest wedding ever in history!"Mantis said."And if I tel them there is no wedding I'm dead"
"Yeah but either way you're still dead"Shifu said guesturing to Po and Tigress who were still furious at him.
"Yeah buddy you're either killed by your town or by Po and Tigress"Monkey said. Mantis looked at all of them and then got a devilish idea.
"Po I'm surprised your mad because you did tell me liked Tigress as in smooch smooch"Mantis said making kissing noises and causing Po to blush blood red.
"What I don't like her I mean I like her but not like taht!"Po said.
"Oh yeah then why are you turning red?"Mantis ask.
"Oh now your dead"Po said and started to chase him again.
"Po! Mantis! You two can deal with this later!"Shifu said."Right now you two espacially Mantis need to go and tell the town the truth."
"Yes Master Shifu"Po and Mantis said.
{Mantis's hometown}
"Uh! Everyone! I have an announcement to make!"Mantis sadi getting everyones attention.
"What is it Mantis?!"A pig asked.
"Yes what is it and please hurry I need to try on this new dress I bout for the wedding"Mantis's mom said.
"Uh the weddin in not in two days actually it's tomorrow actually!"Mantis said.
{At the Jade Palace.}
"UGH!"Po screamed as he and Mantis arrived.
"What happened now?"Crane asked.
"Oh I don't know why don't you asked Master Mantis?!"Po screamed he really wasn't in the mood. Everyone looked at Mantis.
"Well... let's just I didn't tell them there was no wedding"Mantis said.
"WHAT?!"They all said.
"Yup! Instead he told them it was moved to tomorrow!"Po said
"WHAT?!"They all said again.
Me:Well that looks like a pretty good cliffhanger hope you like.
Dad:We're here!
Me:*Gasp*Got to go bye. Please Review.