Teachings of Love: Chapter One

Boomer and his brothers were on their way to Townsville High to start their Junior year. Him and his brother haven't changed much they were still evil and did crimes. The boys walked there in silence and when they got there they went their seperate ways. Brick went to the basketball team and his girlfriend Berzerk, who Boomer thought wasn't anything special or much of a girlfriend, but more on that later. Butch went to the football team and his girlfriend Brute a lot more on that later. And then Boomer went to the baceball team and his best friend John Valentine. John and Boomer have been best friends since the boys come back in 7th grade.

"Hey! It's the Boom!" John said in excitement "What is it now John?" Boomer asked knowing the tone too well. "Why do you say that?" john asked while Boomer gave him a knowing look for a reply. "Ok ok, Geez! Blossom and Kat are practicing for the begining of the year carnival with the rest of the PPG and your coming with me to spy!" John said happly "No, I don't think so." Boomer said but John was alredy draging him along "I didn't ask, I told!" was all John said

Boomer and John were outside the music room listening to the girls practice.

Inside "I don't know why we're singing 'Lady Marmalade' and wearing burlesque outfits!" Buttercup said aggressively. "Don't complain at least it's not the bikinies. It's just the corset and fishnet stockings!" Bubbles said excited. "I like the outfits and BC you can't sing that's why your raping right blossy?" Kat asked "I guess and Butters you can't sing." Blossom said plainly. "Well excuse ma! Sorry I have no music talent!" BC said mad "No you do, you can rap!" Bubbles said happy ignoring Buttercup's glares. "Lets just practice now. Ok," Blossom said exhausted

Outside "They're going to be in burlesque outfits?! YES!" John sexclamed excited. "Shut up! They'll hear you, you perv!" Boomer whispered harshly. "Sorry" John whispered back

Inside "Ok so who is doing the Missy Elliott part?" BC asked "We are using her voice we just put our names at the end" Kat answered. "Ok, lets start!" Bubbles exclamed (They are only doing their separate parts next chapter it will be the whole song)

[Bubbles:]
He met Marmalade down IN old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, "Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! uh huh

[Kat:]
He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
On her black satin sheets is where he started to freak
yeah

[Buttercup:]
yea yea uh
He come through with the money in the garter belts
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
wearing high heel shoes, getting love from the dudes
4 bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
by the case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Creole Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now

[Blossom:]
hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
color of cafe au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-more

Outside The girls finish practicing John and Boomer started walking to class. "Wow, I can't wait to see them perform, huh Boomer?" John asked excited. "Yeah" Boomer symply said walking away.

Later that day

"What do you mean I'm failing math and science I haven't even started the shool year!" Boomer yelled mad at the news he was just told. "Listen Boomer you failed last year not this year. So we aranged a tutor for you that you will have the whole year." Mr. Martin the science teacher said emphasizing the word whole. "Fine, who is it?" Boomer asked defeated just then the door opened revealing...Blossom?! "HER?!" Boomer exclamed Blossom rolled her eyes "Look, I don't want to tutor you-" she began until Boomer cut her off. "Then why are you?!" Boomer shouted with more anger. "-but I have to or they will fail me too!" she continued agrivated. "Look kids we know your history and if you want we won't inform your parents or siblings about the tutoring." Mrs. Moore the math teacher offer. Blossom and Boomer exchanged a look and said "ok" "Good, now the tutoring will begin after the begining of the year carnival." The teacher said dismissing them for the day with both thinking "This is going to be a long year."

I hope you liked this and I love to hear opinions. I don't own the song, the ppg, or the rrb. *Inez*XD!