A/N; Here is my first random texting from Jo and Lightning. And FYI, I still ship it even if there are no romantic undertones in this. Love/hate is amazing and there's no stronger total drama 'hate' than these two. Their bickering is adorable.

Summary: Random and amusing texting between the Total Drama contestants from all seasons. Will probably focus on All Stars however.

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Texting Ping Pong


Jo and Lightning

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J: haha sha sucker I got my school award for most athletic. suck it.

J: what? you cant work a phone sha moron?

L: Who is this? Im the schools most athletic. so u must be sha lying!

J: heres a hint- Im better than you in every way and Im a girl. plus I got you voted out last season, idiot.

L: Joe? how did u get the lightnings number?

J: its listed. just like everyone elses was, meat head. i just wanted you to know Im still better than you.

L: Na uh. ur school sucks. Lightnings goin 2 reginalds.

J: reginalds? dont you mean regionals dimwit?

L: Thats what I said.

J: no it wasn't. you are as stupid as ever.

L: at least Lightning is awesome. check my biseps.

J: its biceps. and I cant over the phone idiot.

L: Ur just jealous.

J: of being a grade a moron? not likely. and plus, I carried you to victory with our alliance. dont forget it. you owe me.

L: Ligtning doent owe u squat.

J: next time you see me, you have to do whatever I say.

L: That's sha stupid.

J: youre sha stupid.

L: ur face is sha stupid. plus u voted me out!

J: u were the strongest and I hate you. nothing personal.

L: Next time ur going down.

J: oooh big words, big man. Im shaking.

L: sha good.

J: words cannot express how much I hate you quarterbrain.

L: Sha Litening hated u first. sha bam!

J: you spelt your own name wrong idiot.

L: U spelt ur face wrong.

J: ugh. why do I bother? keep being lame loser. I'll text next time I want to throw my success in your face.

L: Lightnings a sha winner.

J: I think you meant sha weiner.

L: Tks for correcting my spelling Joe. I did mean sha weiner.

J: haha. you never fail to amuse me.

L: Lightning is sha awesome. sha bam!

J: and I'm bored. text later sha stupid.

L: Lightnings gonna text last.

J: nope, not allowing that.

L: Lighning can txt all night.

J: that's the only thing you can do all night.

L: Not true Joe. Lightning can do many things all night.

J: like cry at chick flicks?

L: No. Like push-ups. All night. beat that Joe!

J: I think Ill pass.

L: u sha ssuck.

J: not more than you loser.

L: sha Lightning is doing push ups right now. and txting. ha.

J: woop di do.

L: in ur face Joe.

J: text me when you get to 3000. then we'll talk. I already did 3000 this morning.

L: its on!

J: Your the most gullible idiot alive. better make it 5000.

L: Lightning is doing it.

L: Lightnings arms r tired.

L: Joe? 3000.

L: Joe?


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Who should be next?