A/N; Here is my first random texting from Jo and Lightning. And FYI, I still ship it even if there are no romantic undertones in this. Love/hate is amazing and there's no stronger total drama 'hate' than these two. Their bickering is adorable.
Summary: Random and amusing texting between the Total Drama contestants from all seasons. Will probably focus on All Stars however.
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Texting Ping Pong
Jo and Lightning
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J: haha sha sucker I got my school award for most athletic. suck it.
J: what? you cant work a phone sha moron?
L: Who is this? Im the schools most athletic. so u must be sha lying!
J: heres a hint- Im better than you in every way and Im a girl. plus I got you voted out last season, idiot.
L: Joe? how did u get the lightnings number?
J: its listed. just like everyone elses was, meat head. i just wanted you to know Im still better than you.
L: Na uh. ur school sucks. Lightnings goin 2 reginalds.
J: reginalds? dont you mean regionals dimwit?
L: Thats what I said.
J: no it wasn't. you are as stupid as ever.
L: at least Lightning is awesome. check my biseps.
J: its biceps. and I cant over the phone idiot.
L: Ur just jealous.
J: of being a grade a moron? not likely. and plus, I carried you to victory with our alliance. dont forget it. you owe me.
L: Ligtning doent owe u squat.
J: next time you see me, you have to do whatever I say.
L: That's sha stupid.
J: youre sha stupid.
L: ur face is sha stupid. plus u voted me out!
J: u were the strongest and I hate you. nothing personal.
L: Next time ur going down.
J: oooh big words, big man. Im shaking.
L: sha good.
J: words cannot express how much I hate you quarterbrain.
L: Sha Litening hated u first. sha bam!
J: you spelt your own name wrong idiot.
L: U spelt ur face wrong.
J: ugh. why do I bother? keep being lame loser. I'll text next time I want to throw my success in your face.
L: Lightnings a sha winner.
J: I think you meant sha weiner.
L: Tks for correcting my spelling Joe. I did mean sha weiner.
J: haha. you never fail to amuse me.
L: Lightning is sha awesome. sha bam!
J: and I'm bored. text later sha stupid.
L: Lightnings gonna text last.
J: nope, not allowing that.
L: Lighning can txt all night.
J: that's the only thing you can do all night.
L: Not true Joe. Lightning can do many things all night.
J: like cry at chick flicks?
L: No. Like push-ups. All night. beat that Joe!
J: I think Ill pass.
L: u sha ssuck.
J: not more than you loser.
L: sha Lightning is doing push ups right now. and txting. ha.
J: woop di do.
L: in ur face Joe.
J: text me when you get to 3000. then we'll talk. I already did 3000 this morning.
L: its on!
J: Your the most gullible idiot alive. better make it 5000.
L: Lightning is doing it.
L: Lightnings arms r tired.
L: Joe? 3000.
L: Joe?
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Who should be next?