Sokka on… Interesting Wildlife

Dang… im sorry guys, I forgot that I wouldn't be able to go home before my FTX (Field Training eXercise) to upload a chapter so I'll make this quick.. A shoutout to my reviewers pir84lyf, stkichi, Digi-fanCapp, Steph32297l, Sandypenguin6, Quietly-insane12, and a double thank you to Atarah Derek for not only reviewing, but also giving me the idea I am currently using. Again, sorry bout the delay. I think this story will start having more sporadic updates unless I get more suggestions on what to do. So without further ado, the interesting outlook on animals brought to us by our favorite man of meat and sarcasm. Again, I'm real sorry bout not updating. You guys can be expecting sporadic updates until summer, when I have either training or I have a shot at an internship at the Naval Warfare Laboratory. So until next time…

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In a forest near a familiar place

"What the heck is wrong with this world! A guy can't run through the forest without getting attacked by some obscure, mutated beast! I mean come on, if it was a Platypus-bear, Tigerdillo, or a Komodo Rhino I could hold it off with space sword, but noooo. It had to be a Boar-q-pine. What is it with these animals anyway?! These things are supposed to be a cross between animals, but how the heck would they even get mutated? Was there some nuclear Armageddon that occurred and left the world bathed in so much radiation that we have a cross between an armadillo and a tiger. An armadillo and a tiger! I don't even know how that could happen! Or how bout the Komodo Chicken? Utter stupidity! This world is an epitome of nonsense! Obviously at one point the Platypus and the bear had t be two different species, as evidenced by Bosco. Speaking of Bosco, how did the Earth King manage to find him? Seriously! I've been all over the world and never heard of just a bear, yet the Earth King, the most sheltered man in the world, has one! YAAAAAGHHH!" Sokka shrieked in a very unmanly way as he ran right off the bluff that he failed to notice. Tumbling through the air, he smashed belly-first into the surface of Lake Lougai.

"Whoa! That was the best belly flop I've seen in all my life!" The corn merchant said excitedly.

"Ughhhhhhh."

"Eh, not feeling well are we, I know just the thing to raise your spirits and make you feel thirty trillion eight hundred and seventy nine billion six hundred and seventy three million one hundred twenty four thousand five hundred eighty eight percent better! CORN!"

"Uuuuuggghhh…"

"I'll take that as an acceptance to my offer!"

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Again guys, I'm really sorry bout the time between updates. Thanks again to AI/CI! This story ain't over yet! Not by a long shot! WE HAVE HIT 2,000 VIEWS! WHOOT WHOOT!