THE CHIBI'S CHECKUP
I SADLY DON'T OWN BLEACH. IT BELONGS TO THE AMAZING TITE KUBO. IF I DID KARIN AND TOSHIRO WOULD BE MAIN CHARACTERS. ON WITH THE STORY.
It was time again for the young captain prodigy's annual checkup. Every year he always managed to avoid going to the fourth division or the people sent to bring him there. Toshiro Hitsugaya, captain prodigy to the 10th division, made it clear the first time he ever went into the fourth division that he hated it there. Especially when it was time for his checkup. The members of the Gotei Thirteen caught him every now and then for the checkups. But for the past seven years he managed to avoid checkups. He was even smarter than they thought if that was even possible. The head captain has heard of the events but never paid them much mind to them, until Unohana taicho came in with serious business about the matter.
"Enter." Said Yammomoto. Unohana entered.
"Unohana Taicho, what business do you have here?" He questioned.
"I have come with a request, sir."
"Well, state your business."
"I'm worried about Hitsugaya Taicho for multiple reasons. He—"
You could hear Yama softly snoring. She gently shook him awake.
"What are you doing here, Unohana Taicho?"
"I came to discuss Hitsugaya Taicho. I was saying, sir—
"Zzzzzzzz" Yammomoto snores. Unohana gently shakes him awake.
"I'm sorry, what were we talking about?"
"Hitsugaya taicho."
"Ah, yes, Hitsugaya Taicho."
"What I am trying to say sir, is that Hitsugaya taicho has over exerted himself. But mainly, he must come in for a checkup this year." Unohana states with worry.
"You shouldn't be talking to me about this, but Hitsugaya taicho. Dismissed!" He banged his cane.
"But sir, he has managed to avoid his checkups for seven years now. He needs his vaccinations done and needs to be physically examined. He either manages to escape or just doesn't get to the fourth division at all."
"Why are you speaking to me about this though?"
"If he doesn't have his checkup, he may not perform his duties as a Taicho and will be removed from his position."
"I have never heard of such a rule."
"Of course you haven't. This is the first time I have had to act upon this rule."
"This is very troublesome indeed..."
"Hai, Sou-taicho."
"What are we supposed to do...?"
"We either need to convince him to come willingly, or force him to come." She sighed. "If only his old taicho was here. He had a way with him... He made him come either way." Somewhere in Seireitei,
Toshiro sneezed.
"Indeed, but he is not here."
"We need him to come though."
"Just strap him down or knock him out."
"We've tried many things already."
Flashback: 20 years ago (when his captain left)
"Taicho!" Screamed a drunken Matsumoto from the couch.
"What is it Matsumoto!?" The new captain of the 10th division asked. She stumbled over to her captain's desk.
"Taicho, donsh tell Taicho whash I'm a gonna tell ya kay?" Matsumoto slurred. Toshiro looked up and raised his eyebrow.
"Okay Matsumoto, I won't tell myself." After hearing that she giggled not really knowing who she was talking to, or what she was talking about.
"Unohana Taicho tolsh me taicho is gonna get his checkup tomorrow." Hitsugaya taicho froze.
"Donsh tells taicho though!" She sang.
"Okay Matsumoto. But how exactly are you planning on getting me into the fourth divsion though?" He asked.
"Ummmmm... Unohana taicho said to do somethin' but... Oh yeah, he he, somethin' 'bout tellin' taicho that he had to deliver some papers to the first, and on the way there, hic, he he the guards at the fourth'll jump 'im." She giggled clamping her hands together. Shiro flinched.
"Okay Matsumoto, how about you go lay down on the couch." He said a bit too nicely.
"Okeydokey!" She yelled. She plopped down and went out like a light.
"Thanks for the heads up Matsumoto..." He smirked.
Next day...
"Taichooooo!" Sang Matsumoto as she came in four hours late.
"You're late Matsumoto." Replied her captain.
"That's only because a got a butterfly saying you needed to deliver the reports right away." She said a bit eagerly.
"Can't you do it Matsumoto?"
"Oh, but taicho, the Sou-taicho said for you specifically to come. Plus I have a fuko-taicho meeting." She said as she left.
"She actually thinks I'm going to go past the fourth at this time of year?" He sighed. Toshiro them proceeded to gather up some papers and left his squad's building. Instead of heading towards the ninth though, like he usually would, he headed towards the eleventh. It was actually a shortcut to the first, but he didn't like passing the twelfth, eleventh, or thirteenth divisions if he could help it. He delivered them, got back and locked the office door so no one could get in after him.
19 years ago
A couple fourth division members went into the captain of the tenth's room at around 3:00, and quietly lifted the child taicho out of his bed. He woke up in one of the fourth division check-up rooms. It was only 5:00, so he thought no one would be around. He was 100% wrong though. When he opened the door two large guards were standing in front of him. One reached over, grabbed the door knob, and shut the door. Shiro had a puzzled look on his face and tried again. Once again, one of the guards shut the door. He tried one more time but found it locked. Hitsugaya then looked around and found a window. He climbed out and went to his room. When the captain arrived though, he found his room guarded. He backed away and into his fuko-taicho. He looked up backwards. Gave a nervous laugh and shunpoed away. He ended up in the thirteenth division. No one would look for him there, since he never went there.
18 years ago (Wedgie in this year. Blame Gin's sadistic nature, not me! You can just skip if ya want)
Like last year, Toshiro Hitsugaya found himself waking up in the fourth division. This time in a patience outfit. A very big, baby blue, patience gown was on him. It looked like a dress on him though because it was way too big. He blushed. Toshiro looked in the mirror across from the bed and saw he looked like a small child in it. The captain looked around, franticly looking for his uniform or Hyorinmaru. Neither was there. Captain Hitsugaya growled. He got up. He suddenly realized that if he was in different clothes, someone had to have changed him. He turned tomato red. He was relieved no one removed his boxers though. Hitsugaya tried the door. It was locked. He went to the window. It was locked from the outside. He didn't want to do this, but he didn't want his check-up even more.
"Hado 33, Sokatsui!" Boom! A loud noise was heard through the gotei 13. Captain Hitsugaya flash-stepped away, not knowing where he was going. When he stopped though, he found himself in what seemed to be an office. Shiro looked around and saw two people staring at him. He had landed in the 3rd division office. In what looked to him like a dress, but was obviously an overly baggy patience gown. Nonetheless he looked small in it.
"Uh... I can explain." Shiro tried franticly, but Ichimaru Gin was in front of him in a second.
"Ahhhhh. Look a' 'is Izuru... Chibi taicho's playin' dress up..." The smilin' captain mocked. Shiro was going red again.
"I'm not playing dress up, Ichimaru... And don't call me that!" Shiro hissed menacingly. Izuru quietly watched the confrontation with his mouth open at his desk. Ichimaru cocked his head to the side, with that smile still on his mouth.
"Watcha doin' 'an?" He said creeping closer and closer to Toshiro. With each step Gin took, he took one back.
"I'm- a..." He didn't want to admit he was hiding from the fourth. That would show how childish he was. And Gin was the last one he wanted to know.
"You're wha Shiro-chan?" He asked when he backed Toshiro up to a wall next to Izuru.
"I'm- I'm-..."
"Ichimaru-taicho. I'm sorry to interrupt, but isn't that the fourth division's insignia on the gown Hitsugaya-taicho is wearing?" Izuru decided to point out. All three looked to the autumn bellflower on the left side of the gown near his shoulder. Hitsugaya gulped.
"Ahhhh. So Chibi-taicho's runnin' from de fourth huh?" Hitsugaya couldn't help but nod his head like a child would when expected to answer. He then shook his head no. Shiro then pressed himself into the wall. The third division taicho stood up, his head still cocked to the side, and the same grin on his face. If possible his smile was even wider. Toshiro knew this wouldn't be good for him. He knew he was caught right when Izuru mentioned the insignia.
"Izuru," said Gin sickly sweet. "Would ya min' takin' care 'o de paperwork fer meh? "M a gonna take Chibi-taicho 'ere back to de fourth." His smile growing even wider. Hitsugaya's eyes went wide. He didn't want to go back. With that, Gin picked up the small taicho and threw him over his shoulder.
"Ichimaru! Put me down this instant! This is undignified!" The small captain screeched. He also started pounding his fists on the fox's back. Izuru just sat there staring at the two captains as they left.
"Ichimaru! I said put me down! Put me down, put me down, put Hitsugaya down!" Hitsugaya shouted, drawing the attention of squad three's members. Gin stopped in his tracks.
"Wha ya jus' say?"
"I said, put me down!"
"Nuh-uh-uh... Ya jus' said, pu' Hitsugaya down." He said as he walked into a supply closet. He then put Hitsugaya down.
"I did not!"
"Di' too."
"Did not!"
"Di' too."
"Did not!"
"Di' too."
"Hitsugaya did not!" Gin's smile just widened. Toshiro realized what he said and blushed a bright red.
"I-I-I-" he stuttered.
"Hehehehe... Come on chibi taicho... Les go to de fourth... Now do I gotta carry ya? O' da I gotta drag ya dere?" The fox like captain said sweetly, like you might talk to a young child.
"Neither Ichimaru. I'm not going back there. And stop calling me that! It's Hitsugaya-taicho!"
"I guess I gotta carry ya dere den huh?" Sighed Ichimaru. So once again, Gin picked up the struggling kid and tossed him over his shoulder.
"ICHIMARU!" And with that they left the closet. The female division members giggled at the scene. This just made Ichimaru smile wider, knowing he was embarrassing the young captain. While it just made Hitsugaya blush and fight harder. Now he pounded his fists and feet.
"Ichimaru! Put me down, now!"
"All ya screamin's gonna make meh death." Gin whined. That just made Toshiro shout louder.
"Shall we take de shor' way, o' de lon' way?"
"Just put me down already!" The small taicho demanded. Too bad for Toshiro a big gust of wind went by and blew the back of his gown over his head, revealing his snowflake boxers. Gin smiled.
"De lon' way I guess..." he giggled. Toshiro Hitsugaya turned fire truck red.
"PUT ME DOWN!" Whined the now blind captain.
Gin sighed. They were already at the thirteenth. He looked around trying to find something to shut the chibi up. At this rate, he really would go death. He ended up in the abandoned room of the thirteenth division's office. Gin put the small captain on a chair and sealed the room so he couldn't escape. Ichimaru proceeded to look for tape or something while Toshiro takes the gown off his head and tries to escape. The fox found some duct tape. He ripped off a piece, grabbed the small captain and placed the piece on his mouth. He was then struck with a brilliant idea. He grabbed the duct tape and restrained Toshiro's hands and feet. Because he was feeling mean because Shiro kept hitting him on his back and in his gut, he decided to pull Shiro's boxers over his head. Shiro's scream was muffled. But he still felt the pain. His eyes started to water.
"Ohhhh. "S Shiro gonna cry?" The fox said while petting his head. He then continued to through him over his shoulder and move on. The position was even worse than sitting Shiro found. This reminded Hitsugaya of HIM. When they reached the tenth, Toshiro started to panic. He didn't want his subordinates to see him like this. Just then though, Rangiku turned the corner to the hallway they were in. Hitsugaya was relieved and mortified at the same time.
"Gin! What did you do to taicho!?" She said hurrying over to them and pulling them into the office.
"Shiro-chan 'ere escaped de fourth 'n wound up in meh office. So I dought I'd bring 'im back there." Gin said, smile faltering since Rangiku found them. She took her captain from him and sat down with him in her lap.
"GIN! Why is he crying?!" Shouted an angered mother cat. And sure enough, the Toshiro Hitsugaya was crying. The chaffing had started about an hour ago. Once they reached another division, Gin gave another yank on his underwear each time. Gin lost his smile when his Ran-chan asked that. He knew HE was in trouble.
"Well, Ran-chan ya see, he kept kickin' meh in de gut 'n hittin' meh back 'n yellin' in meh ear. So when we got to de thirteenth, I found some duct tape. So I decided ta pu' some tape o'er his mouth, to shut 'im up. But den I got de idea ta tie 'im up with de duct tape so he wou' stop hittin' 'n kickin' meh." Ichimaru replied, rubbing his hand behind his head.
"That doesn't explain why he has an atomic wedgie!"
"Uhhh... Yeah... abou' 'at... Here! Look at these!" Gin tried, pulling his top shirt off to show her his bruises.
"I di' it ta get 'em back fer these!"
"That is still no reason to give him a wedgie!"
All attention was directed back to the small taicho who started crying louder and squirming. Gin put his shirt back on. Matsumoto tried to get his underwear off his head, but it was set there well. She ordered Gin to get a scissors and he complied. While he went for a scissors, Matsumoto took the duct tape off her taicho's mouth and he cried freely. Gin returned and help Rangiku cut the underwear. Gin thought the kid's crying was over, but Toshiro continued. They then cut his hands and feet free. Rangiku then cuddled her captain and ran her hand through his hair. To say the least, Gin was jealous. His smile was gone and replaced with a scowl.
"Gin," Rangiku started darkly once Toshiro's sobs went down.
"I'm going to ask you once, and I want an honest answer. Why did you treat my taicho so harshly. It's only been two years Gin, two years! Only HE would hurt Toshiro, but only to teach him what he did was wrong! We are both still recovering so why!?" She asked while Toshiro nuzzled his head into her neck.
"He was being a handful? Besides, he knows not to do it again, right?" Ichimaru answered meekly. He was beyond jealous now.
"It's going to take a long time for taicho and me to forgive you. I'm no talking to you either." She sighed. With that they went to the 4th for the small taicho's checkup.
The only thing that went through Toshiro Hitsugaya's head was 'Serves you right.' as he smirked. Hitsugaya's last minute mission:
Get Gin in Trouble with Matsumoto or Jealous,
was a success. Sometimes a bit of pain, a lot of fake tears, and a bad situation could take someone far.
17 years ago
Hitsugaya made his fuko-taicho promise to drag him there no matter what he said or did. He didn't want last year to repeat itself.
16 years ago
This year he hid in the woods near the Rukongai for a few days.
15 years ago
A wild goose chase ensued. They were doing it a few days early so the captain wouldn't expect it. When Matsumoto came into the office, he knew something was up. He then saw two fourth division members and shunpoed away. Some joined in on the chase. They chased him until sundown and they collapsed. Capture: Failure.
14 years ago
Sneak attack with kido. Capture: Success.
13 years
Shielded himself in an ice dome. Capture: failure.
12 years
Knocked him out with tea. Capture: Success.
11 years
Locked himself in office. 4th came through the window. Capture: Success.
10 years
He came reluctantly.
9 years
Was visiting his granny.
8 years
While Matsumoto was chasing him, he ran into Gin. Gin picked him up like a small child and carried him to Rangiku.
7,6,5,4,3,2,1 years
Managed to avoid all the traps.
Finished! That was a long chapter, don't you think?
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