Did I want people to know I have a foot fetish? Hell no. Did I want Kagura of all people finding out? Hell no. But somehow she did, and now she's using it against me!

I want to say it started just a few hours ago, when she actually did find out, but that would be a big lie. It actually started when I was a kid. And I have my older sister Otae to blame. Since I was so much smaller than her, the two of us used to wrestle each other. Of course, I would always lose, and she would punish me by planting my face in the floor with her foot, which in itself wasn't too bad since she usually wore socks with her sandals. Except for the last time I remembered wrestling her, in which she was sitting on my stomach to keep me down. That time, she was actually barefoot, and that time, she put both of them in my face. I still remember a lot of what that felt like. Her soles were the softest things I ever felt in my life. And I also remember the smell. Kinda sweaty since we were wrestling, but not only was I a kid, but also with no previous experience what feet smelled like. I don't know if Otae realizes how badly that screwed me up.

So for years I've always found myself attracted to girls feet. Whenever I saw a girl barefoot or wearing transparent socks...hell, even if I could only see their toes or just toe cleavage, I'd be fascinated by them. Sometimes I would even borrow Gintoki's camera (surprisingly he was cool with what I was using it for) and film them. And then upload it somewhere on the web. It wasn't like I would see any of those girls again, so what is the harm in displaying the beauty that is their feet?

And then came today. I will admit, looking back, it was a big mistake on my part. Gintoki was out doing an odd job on his own, so it was just me and Kagura. I had been looking through the photos and videos I still had on Gintoki's camera, and suddenly nature called (by which I mean the bathroom). I wasn't too worried about leaving it alone out there with Kagura. Then I realized, Shit, she way too curious about anything!

I ran out in a hurry not realizing I still had toilet paper attached to my sandal. It wasn't until Kagura said, "You didn't clean up after yourself, uh-uh," that I noticed and got it off. I wanted to check the camera just to be sure, but what was there (or wasn't) had me scared shitless. It wasn't the fact that all the media on there was gone (I could easily get it back from using the web to download them again. It was that there were just two pictures that I did not take. One was of Kagura with that smug grin on her face with that damn seaweed snack she loves so much sticking out like a cigar or a lollipop stick. The second photo was herself holding her own foot up so that her big toe was just under her nose, as if she were sniffing it. She had to have been teasing me.

And of course, I was right. She began smirking, then laughing when I looked up at her after looking at the photos she took. "So Shinpachi-kun actually has a foot fetish, eh?" she asked so matter-of-factly, "And here I thought you were a boring person." I gulped when she gave me that grin, but relieved when she got up and left the room. But I knew her better than that. She was definitely going to use my weakness against me at some point or another.

I'm screwed.