Chapter 1
AUTHOR'S NOTE: There is a sort of prequel to this. It's not necessary, but it gives background info on Andromeda, and it's a fun story. Its called 'Sourly Smitten Snape.'
"Longbottom, I say it again and again, but somehow the words keep going through that tiny little head of yours!" Severus Snap snapped at Neville Longbottom.
"Severus, he's just trying to make the potion, he doesn't need you yelling at him like that." Andromeda Stone said.
The day was cold, and it was obvious nobody wanted to be in the dungeons. Neville was confused a bit more than usual, there were girls talking and giggling in the back of the room, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley looked as though their eyes were on screen saver, and even Hermione was looking eagerly at her watch every so often.
Andromeda Stone was the only DADA teacher that had lasted more than a year. She was slim and blonde, and she always had her hair up in a tight bun. She wore black very often, especially in the colder days.
Severus glowered at the woman to his right, and was about to say something, when the clock on the wall whistled an unknown tune, and signaled that class was over.
Everyone hurried out of the room, except for the pack of giggling girls, who stood around for a moment before leaving. Andromeda eyed them suspiciously as they left, and noticed a piece of paper flutter down to the ground.
Andromeda ran over and picked it up. "Girls!" she called after them. "You forgot your paper!" It was a lost cause. The girls were giggling and talking all the way down the hall, and would have never heard Andromeda.
Andromeda unfolded the paper, thinking maybe it was a piece of homework one of them forgot to hand in. She read the heading of the paper, and quickly realized that it was not homework at all, but a list.
Severus came out of his office to here Andromeda laughing hysterically, looking down at this tiny scrap of pink paper. "What's so funny?" he asked, walking to Andromeda. Se quickly stopped laughing, and folded the paper back up.
"Nothing." She replied. Severus was unconvinced. "Andromeda." He said. "You are in my classroom and will do as I say."
"You're not going to like it." Andromeda said, as if daring him to read it anyway. "Give it here." He said. He unfolded the paper and read the curly writing. "Top Ten Things I Would Say To Professor Snape if I Got the Chance."
The expression on his face turned quickly from unpleasant to... REALLY unpleasant. "One." He continued. "Boxers or briefs?" Andromeda giggled from where she stood. Severus gave her an evil look.
"Two." He continued. "How does he like his women? Three. Is he into younger women? Four. G-string or- Oh, dear god!"
Andromeda was in hysterics now, doubled over one of the desks and crying in laughter. "This has to be some kind of sexual assault!" Severus exclaimed.
"Oh, Severus," Andromeda replied through her laughing, "Don't be such a spoil sport. They were probably just kidding." His facial expression did not change.
"Or maybe one of the girls has a crush on you." Andromeda mused. Severus was that close to strangling her.
"There is something wrong with this." He said, handing the paper to Andromeda. She folded it back up, and in doing so, noticed a seal on the front.
"SSS, Hogwarts chapter." Andromeda read. "I wonder what that means."
Ok, this is where YOU get involved. If you want to be a character in the Severus Snape Society, e-mail me your character's name, features, and traits, and you'll be put in the story as a member of the SSS.
Next chapter: Investigation of the SSS.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: There is a sort of prequel to this. It's not necessary, but it gives background info on Andromeda, and it's a fun story. Its called 'Sourly Smitten Snape.'
"Longbottom, I say it again and again, but somehow the words keep going through that tiny little head of yours!" Severus Snap snapped at Neville Longbottom.
"Severus, he's just trying to make the potion, he doesn't need you yelling at him like that." Andromeda Stone said.
The day was cold, and it was obvious nobody wanted to be in the dungeons. Neville was confused a bit more than usual, there were girls talking and giggling in the back of the room, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley looked as though their eyes were on screen saver, and even Hermione was looking eagerly at her watch every so often.
Andromeda Stone was the only DADA teacher that had lasted more than a year. She was slim and blonde, and she always had her hair up in a tight bun. She wore black very often, especially in the colder days.
Severus glowered at the woman to his right, and was about to say something, when the clock on the wall whistled an unknown tune, and signaled that class was over.
Everyone hurried out of the room, except for the pack of giggling girls, who stood around for a moment before leaving. Andromeda eyed them suspiciously as they left, and noticed a piece of paper flutter down to the ground.
Andromeda ran over and picked it up. "Girls!" she called after them. "You forgot your paper!" It was a lost cause. The girls were giggling and talking all the way down the hall, and would have never heard Andromeda.
Andromeda unfolded the paper, thinking maybe it was a piece of homework one of them forgot to hand in. She read the heading of the paper, and quickly realized that it was not homework at all, but a list.
Severus came out of his office to here Andromeda laughing hysterically, looking down at this tiny scrap of pink paper. "What's so funny?" he asked, walking to Andromeda. Se quickly stopped laughing, and folded the paper back up.
"Nothing." She replied. Severus was unconvinced. "Andromeda." He said. "You are in my classroom and will do as I say."
"You're not going to like it." Andromeda said, as if daring him to read it anyway. "Give it here." He said. He unfolded the paper and read the curly writing. "Top Ten Things I Would Say To Professor Snape if I Got the Chance."
The expression on his face turned quickly from unpleasant to... REALLY unpleasant. "One." He continued. "Boxers or briefs?" Andromeda giggled from where she stood. Severus gave her an evil look.
"Two." He continued. "How does he like his women? Three. Is he into younger women? Four. G-string or- Oh, dear god!"
Andromeda was in hysterics now, doubled over one of the desks and crying in laughter. "This has to be some kind of sexual assault!" Severus exclaimed.
"Oh, Severus," Andromeda replied through her laughing, "Don't be such a spoil sport. They were probably just kidding." His facial expression did not change.
"Or maybe one of the girls has a crush on you." Andromeda mused. Severus was that close to strangling her.
"There is something wrong with this." He said, handing the paper to Andromeda. She folded it back up, and in doing so, noticed a seal on the front.
"SSS, Hogwarts chapter." Andromeda read. "I wonder what that means."
Ok, this is where YOU get involved. If you want to be a character in the Severus Snape Society, e-mail me your character's name, features, and traits, and you'll be put in the story as a member of the SSS.
Next chapter: Investigation of the SSS.