Attention students of Beacon. Due to last semester's and recent events, the student handbook is now on it's third revision. For the insurance that this will be always with the student, our dear I.T Staff created a digital handbook application in your Scrolls. All have been warned and violators are not under Beacon Academy responsibilities. Read, understand, and please stay alive. Thank you." - Administration.
Beacon Student Handbook: 3rd Revision
1.) Faunus are humans too. They fall under the government law that is Rights. Anyone who disrespect them inside Beacon Academy will not be under the school's protection in case the Faunus' team or friends decided to induce retribution.
1.1) Stop picking on Velvet, Cardin! – BlackBow
1.2) Wow, look at that! Velvet's team are coming back from their mini trip. - QueenOfTheCafeteria
1.3) Looks like backup will be arriving soon. – iBurn
1.4) How come no one teases the cat-earred Faunus girl? - Sal-u-ta-tions!
1.5) You really asking that? *Points at Blake glaring at Cardin in threatening way* - Abs
1.6) What about the Schnee princess? She did badmouth the White Fang. - 1374-BEAUFORT
1.7) Cardin… just no… don't even go there. *holding back Weiss* - CombatSkirtToo
2.) Beacon students who will participate in the Vytal Festival Tournament should adhere sportsmanship.
2.1) And brutally break the opponents' legs! – QueenOfTheCafeteria
2.2)Nora! Don't even think of hammering the visitors like how you hammered the Deathstalker! – NegiWeaponry
2.3) Weiss spied on who will be the competitors so she'll gain an upper hand – Blackbow
2.4) What a nice strategy miss Schnee – HeadMaster
2.5) Thank you headmaster. I am just looking after the reputation of our school. - CombatSkirt
2.6) Ozpin! Don't encourage the students! – TheWitch
2.7) Oh yeah! We get to have a rematch with the DeadFantasy Team! – iBurn
3.) Outsiders are not permitted to enter the campus after curfew.
3.1) Hear that Monkey boy? Get out of our room! – iBurn
3.2) Yang! Don't fire your EmberCelica here! – BlackBow
3.3) Sis, that Taurus guy is waving at Blake from the other window – CombatSkirtToo
3.4) Seriously Blake. Why have suitors if you don't even entertain them? – CombatSkirt
3.5) You should check on Ruby's visitor too Weiss. *Pointing at Penny climbing the wall using her blade and string* Should I reference Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair? Or in Ruby's case, let down her red cloak.– BlackBow
3.6) You dolt! Tell your 'friend' that she is not welcome here! – CombatSkirt
3.7) I'm sorry! She said she wanted us to paint our nails, and try on clothes, and talk about cute boys… why cute boys... *groan/stopping Weiss from cutting down the strings of Penny* - CombatSkirtToo
3.8) Penny should've said something along the lines of 'arrogant, spoiled brat, annoying' women. – iBurn
3.9) Quiet you! That moss-hair guy is here, smiling like he's the most handsome guy there is. – Blackbow
3.10) Oh, hi Neptune-OW! Blake! – iBurn
3.11) uhh Blake, why is there a pile of grass-wait,,,, is that Neptune hanging upside down by the tree!? - CombatSkirtToo
4.) By popular demand, 2nd revision, rule number 6 has been changed. Beacon Team merchandises can now be bought at the newly built giftshop near the school entrance.
4.1) Oh yeah! Team RWBY figure! – CombatSkirtToo
4.2) Heey! How come sis' figure is the first one to come out? – iBurn
4.3) You should know if you knew who are the one manufacturing the items. – BlackBow
4.4) It is only fair to have our esteemed leader to be the first one to have a merchandise. – CombatSkirt
4.5) At least your whole team has some merchandise. Only Nora in our team has a shirt being sold. – PolarityNotPoles
4.6) Not true! We're in a deck of cards. – AllergicToSap
4.7) I want a shirt that says 'Queen of the Castle!' – QueenOfTheCafeteria
4.8) Please don't… we'll be mauled by the fans. - NegiWeaponry
5.) Those who are not attending Beacon Academy or even not in Remnant, will be able to purchase RWBY merchandise. You can login to RoosterTeeth's website and navigate to their online store.
5.1) Yunnie, package for you! – AlBhedRulez!
5.2) Goodie! My Ruby figure is here! – TriggerHappy
5.3) How many times should I tell you Hitomi to stop buying the posters of that XiaoLong girl! – ChineseFang
5.4) C'mon babe, I'm just admiring her. – TheFistOfInnocence
5.6) Chill out Lei. We all know how Hitomi only has eyes for you. –NinjaPrincess
5.7) I got me my Blake figure. Oh and Lei, Hitomi also pre-ordered the Yang figure. - PurpleNinja
5.8) What do you mean she pre-ordered a Yang figure plus other merchandises about that little dragon!? What do you mean there's a line!?– ChineseFang
5.9) Tifa, did you use all our Gil again to buy those other school's stuff? – RedVamp
5.10) Sorry Vinnie~ they we're on sale! – 7thHeaven
6.) Food Fights are not allowed in the cafeteria.
6.1.) This rule is directed to you, NORA VALKYRIE!
6.2) AWWW… pooopie…. *wriggle-smile* AH! - QueenOfTheCafeteria
6.3) NORA! - NegiWeaponry
7.) In addition to 3rd revision, rule number 6, there will be no food fights inside or anywhere near 500 meter radius from the campus.
7.1) Mister Arc, please ensure your teammate behaves in mister Oobleck's class next time. – TheWitch
7.2) Sorry miss Goodwitch… - AllergicToSap
7.2) And you, miss Rose… wait I am not really surprised with your team. – TheWitch
7.3) Told you that food fight in mister Oobleck's class isn't a good idea. – CombatSkirt
7.4) But! Mister Oobleck's awesome in dodging those pies! – CombatSkirtToo
7.5) Well, at least we ended the class with a Yang! 'Amma right? *Beaming smile* - iBurn
7.6) Remind me again why is this blonde my partner? – BlackBow
7.7) Do tell me how they even snuck food and those three soda can dispensers without anyone knowing. – PolarityNotPoles
8.) For the nth time, please wear your proper uniforms during classes. Be it student or foreign exchange students.
8.1) This rule mainly applies to Sun Wukong and Neptune. We have enough fan girls, and yes even fan boys, drooling over either your abs or foreign looks. – Administration
8.1) Did you see his smile!? Omeeegee! – Random fan girl
8.2) look at those luscious abs! mhh! – Random fanboy
8.3) Hey! How come Neptune got fan girls drooling over him while me, a random fanboy admired my abs?! – Abs
8.4) Ladies dig the winning smile. – WinningSmile
9.) Just because she can pull a heavy aircraft doesn't mean she's already an android.
9.1) I am combat ready! - Sal-u-ta-tions!
9.2) Her swords are awesome! I wanna try to go one on one with her! I'm going after you friend! – CombatSkirtToo
9.3) Don't worry Ruby, my friend, I won't rest until I satisfy your urges. - Sal-u-ta-tions!
9.4) Ah bupbupbup! You will not go and do whatever urges you have with this... this… I don't know what she is! And you, Penny was it? Okay. This is Ruby, your friend and just your friend. No 'my' part cause she's mine. – CombatSkirt
9.5) Uh-oh… Somebody's jealous~ - iBurn
9.6) Let's see if you'll still be teasing them if one of em starts to propose to Ruby. – BlackBow
9.7) Nora! Quick Magnhild watermelon mode on Yang! – AllergicToSap
9.8) Nora Smash! – QueenOfTheCafeteria
9.9) Yang's blasting off again! - CombatSkirtToo
10.) There is no rule 10. – QueenOfTheCafeteria
10.1) Mister Arc! Contain your teammate! – TheWitch
10.2) Sorry again! – AllergicToSap
10.3) What's rule 10? – CombatSkirtToo
10.3) Nora, quit messing with the book. Please? – NegiWeaponry
10.4) I believe rule number 10 is free coffee to all staff. – HeadMaster
10.5) Didsomeonesayfreecoffee? – SpeedisGood
10.6) Headmaster! – TheWitch
11.) All bullet cartridges and shells are to be cleaned by either the losing team or the one who fired it.
11.1) Weiss! Why don't you help us? – CombatSkirtToo
11.2) Excuse me! Among the four of us, I'm the one who doesn't use bullets. – CombatSkirt
11.3) Cough*Lazyassprincess*Cough
11.2) Who said that!? – CombatSkirt
12.) All students must possess a limited cookie pass, of which allows a student up to 10 cookies a day.
12.1) Oh great! Who came up with that rule! Pyrrha! Ren! – AllergicToSap
12.2) On it! – PolarityNotPoles & NegiWeaponry
12.3) Weiss! Go and stop Ruby! – iBurn
12.4) And why would I stop the dolt with her cravings? Last time I did she bit me! – CombatSkirt
12.5) Bit you? But we never saw any marks. – BlackBow
12.6) It's somewhere NONE of you will ever find. – CombatSkirt
12.7) Oh! Oh! Oh! Wanna know! *Sugar high* It's in between-*Freeze*- CombatSkirtToo
12.8) Here I thought you won't stop my sister. *Grin* – iBurn
12.9) Whoever you are that made this rule, I'll hunt you down. HEAR ME! HUNT YOU DOWN! – CombatSkirt
12.10) I take no credit to this rule. – InZane (*´ｪ｀*)
13.) Just because team RWBY and Team JNPR and the two foreign exchange studenst saw the ability of miss Glynda Goodwitch, that does not mean we can make a mess and have her clean it.
13.1) Strange, no comments I see. – HeadMaster
13.2) Oh I wish they would. – TheWitch
14.) Who ever loses their copy of this handbook will report to miss Goodwitch.
14.1) IMMEDIATELY – TheWitch
14.2) Who in their right mind loses their copy of this handbook? It's an application of our Scrolls! – CombatSkirt
14.3) I see. So only miss Belladonna, miss Schnee, miss Nikos and mister Lei are the ones sane enough to secure their handbook. – TheWitch
14.4) there's a handbook? – QueenOfTheCafeteria
15.) All enrolled in Beacon are suitable enough to attend it. No matter how they got in.
15.1) So guys, how do you like your Cardin? – iBurn
15.2) I have dibs on first stab! – PolarityNotPoles
15.3) Polarity is control of… Poles? – CombatSkirtToo
15.4) No you dolt! She has control over magnetism. – CombatSkirt
15.5) Right… Magnets. – iBurn & CombatSkirtToo
16.) No matter how sexy she is, Cinder Fall is our enemy.
16.1) Ruby! Why do you have Cinder's picture under your bed!? – CombatSkirt
16.2) Chill ice princess. Rubes do that to make sure she remembers her enemy. – iBurn
16.3) Seriously? Does having sexy pictures of your enemy count as remembering the enemy? – CombatSkirt
16.4) But Weiss! Knowing her anatomy is for the greater good! – CombatSkirtToo
16.5) 'Greater Good'!? I'm your girlfriend! I'm the greatest good you are ever gonna get! – CombatSkirt
16.6) Technically there's always…EEP! *Ice spikes emerged from the ceiling – iBurn
16.7) Weiss don't punish Yang. That's my job. *Catears twitching; showing a picture of Neptune upperbody naked*
16.8) Easy kitty! At least he's an ally. Uh Rubes, help? Rubes?
16.9) Ahh busy here at the moment sis! *running from icicles and other Dust-enhanced projectiles* - CombatSkirtToo
17.) New combat uniforms are now available in the locker room. – CombatSkirt
17.1) Miss Schnee, I would expect something like this from miss Valkyrie or miss Rose and her sister. But never thought you would do this. - TheWitch
17.2) Apologies miss Goodwitch but I did get an approval from the headmaster. Putting it in the handbook will surely inform my team. –CombatSkirt
17.3) HEAD-MAS-TER! – TheWitch
17.4) How come only Team RWBY have new uniforms? *Pout* - QueenOfTheCafeteria
17.5) Power of a Schnee. Just power of the Schnee. – AllergicToSap
18.) Again students and staff, 2nd Revision, rule number 16 states that Dusts are not free. Since the prices are skyrocketing, that doesn't give anyone the right to ask miss Schnee for Dust discounts.
18.1) Uh... Jaune why are you carrying several baggage of Dusts? And where did you even get them? – iBurn
18.2) Oh Weiss gave it to me. *wide smile* - AllergicToSap
18.3) Okay? I know Weiss. She WON'T give her Dusts so easily. So spill Arc, how did you get her to give you those? – iBurn
18.4) *Realized who he was talking to* Err… I may or may not sell her five pictures of, uh, a certain, uhm… red-cloak *cough*Ruby*Cough* in her sports bra and cycling shorts. – AllergicToSap
18.5) WHAT! PRINCESS! *Semblance on* - iBurn
19.) Yes we will ship all it is shippable.
19.1) Who wrote that rule? – TheWitch
19.2) I would definitely agree with that rule. – TorchIT
19.3) Yeah, he definitely agrees. Last time he was paired with Sun.
19.4) Ship All Ships! – QueenOfTheCafeteria
19.5) Carry on miss Valkyrie.
20.) Due to a million of petition signature, there will be a monthly food fight at the cafeteria. Teams, be ready to duke it out.
20.1) Oh Yeah! Be ready for some chicken punches! – iBurn
20.2) You know the plan team? Take out Nora fast and in one shot! – CombatSkirt
20.3) Muhahaha! Nobody can defeat the melon hammer! – QueenOfTheCafeteria
20.4) Please don't throw me to the window again. *Groan* - AllergicToSap
20.5) Wohoo! Time for tray surfing again! – CombatSkirtToo
20.6) Take out Ruby first, okay? – PolarityNotPoles
20.7) Roger that. – NegiWeaponry
20.8) Yang make sure you won't be blasting off again. – BlackBow
20.9) You mean Yangging off again? eh? 'Amma Right? - iBurn
20.10) Sisters! That's you Blake. Friends… Weiss *wink* Alright Switch Teams! Those who thinks the Yang-jokes are annoying, to my side! – CombatSkirtToo
20.11) Remind me again how this rule was approved? Children should not be playing with their food.–TheWitch
20.12) Let it go. – HeadMaster
20.13) Can't hold it back anymore! – All Students and staff of Beacon.
20.14) Wait… Millions? There are only a few thousand students attending Beacon right now. – InZane
"Please be make sure to check your handbook as digital updates will be available due to students finding loopholes (Especially miss Vallkyrie) in current rules and regulations. Thank you." - Administration.
A/N: As I said to those who contacted me via FB, i'll update this when Season 2 arrives so tada! :)
Rule#12: This rule was graciously suggested by GateMasterGreen. :) so Weiss, you know who to hunt down now.
If you have any handbook suggestions, please fire em away! :) my contact details are in my profile hahaha.