A/N: Hi! This is Zaki-kun trying a hand on RWBY fanfics. :) I was inspired in making this handbook after reading the fic: "Things Members of the TSAB are not allowed to do!" by MWkillkenny84. This is some drabble my mind made up, please give it a try. Hope you guys like it.
Beacon Student Handbook: 20 Do's and Don'ts
1.) If you see a first year wearing a red hooded cloak, be alert! Just walk away and hide your weapon. The first year is a weapon freak and would not pass the chance to check your weapon and talk your ear off. She is a wielder of one of the most dangerous weapon in the world and would not hesitate to demonstrate it.
2.) If you do talk to the red hooded girl, be sure not to flirt with the snowy white haired girl she's with, the black haired girl, and the golden haired girl. Either you will be:
2.1.) Frozen/burned/electrocuted/gravitized/ stabbed.
2.2) Dance with the tune of 'eat my bullets' and 'wanna slice?'.
2.3) Sliced and barraged by bullets.
3.) Never comment on Jaune Arc's weakness. You will be speared, shot and stabbed by a certain Amazonian woman.
3.1) "Pyrrha's sharpening her spear-shotgun-shield weapon thingy! Go Pyrrha!" – Breaking bullies' legs.
3.2) "Nora, don't cheer on how Pyrrha will castrate someone. Don't give her torture ideas either. Just don't!" – Not a morning person.
4.) Never, ever, and I mean EVER pull even a strand of hair from Yang Xiao Long. Beacon will not be liable if you have suffered from a fiery bullet filled death.
5.) If you hear a girl running around and introducing herself as Nora, Run. No really, run!
6.) "Ruby Rose is off limits!" – Heiress of Schnee Dust Company.
6.1) "What about-eep!" – Not Vomit Boy.
6.2) "What were you saying Vomit Boy?" - Heiress of Schnee Dust Company.
7.) "So is Blake Belladonna!" – Someone who will not hesitate to crush your balls.
7.1) "Hey! Who said Blake is yours?" – Wilt and Blush
7.2) "Says Ember Celica!" - Someone who will not hesitate to crush your balls.
7.3) "Will the two of you get out of the library!" – Ninjas of love
8.) Beacon is not responsible for any wreckage due to misfire of their weaponry or Dust. Those who did break anything will fix the things they broke without the use of Dust.
8.1) Even Weiss Schnee needs to do this.
8.2) Rule is directed towards Ruby Rose.
9.) If attempting to bully or robbing a 15 y.o freshman, if she ask "Are you robbing me?" that is a fair warning. Positive response to her question will resort to a very hurtful and bullet-full of death and Beacon is not responsible for any pain the now-victim received.
9.1) Beacon will also charge the now-victim for damages done in the campus.
10.) Will the fans of Pyrhha and Weiss stop offering them flowers?! Sure Pyrrha will be kind enough to dispose of the flowers in the trashbin but Weiss Schnee is not that kind. All apprehended boys or girls offering such to the two will clean the courtyard with a baby toothbrush!
10.1) Addition to this, Will Ruby Rose clean up all the rose petals she drops?! The janitors are getting irritated finding bunch of rose petals along the campus corridors.
11.) Just because a fifteen year old can carry the Crescent Rose, doesn't mean anyone can carry it in attempt of hiding the weapon as a prank!
11.1) "Gimme back my Crescent Rose!" – Red Rose
11.2) "Did someone take my Sword?" – Not Vomit Boy
11.3) "Whoever took Ruby's weapon will have to face her team!" - Heiress of Schnee Dust Company, Someone who will not hesitate to crush your balls, and Ninjas of Love.
12.) For the NTH time, the lockers are not transportation vehicles!
12.1) "HEEEEELLLLPPPPPP!" Not Vomit Boy
12.2) "Oh! Oh! Wait!" – Cereal model.
12.3) "OHHH! Lookie!" – Breaking Bullies' legs.
12.4) "Nora *pant* don't *pant* run! – Not a morning person.
13.) With the idea of eradicating the world of bullies is great; there are a lot of ways to do this without threats or dismembering any limbs.
13.1) That means you Nora Valkyrie of Team JNPR!
13.2) "HEEEEY!" – Breaking Bullies' Legs.
13.4) Don't even think about it Yang Xaio Long of Team RWBY!
13.5) "Pft! Just a little nut crack?" - Someone who will not hesitate to crush your balls
14.) Setting up a shooting contest between Yang, Ruby, Pyrrha and Ren is punishable of detention for a year.
14.1) "I guess I need to retract the bet I put." – OZPINHEAD
14.2) "Ohhh! Who did you place your bet with?" - Great P.
14.3) "Headmaster!" – G.G
15.) Inviting Yuna and Tifa Lockheart of team DeadFantasy to duke it out with Yang and Ruby is against the school grounds! Whoever initiated it will pay for all the damages.
15.1) "Pay the school Weiss." – Ninjas of Love
15.2) "What?! But Ruby said she'll win!" - Heiress of Schnee Dust Company.
15.3) "That Yuna girl cheated! She summoned some weird Grimms!" – Red Rose
15.4) "The heck with those colorful vials?! It's like super energy drink! I want one of those!" - Someone who will not hesitate to crush your balls
16.) Please students, stop putting Jaune inside the locker and putting the coordinates of Emerald forest. AGAIN.
16.1) This means you Cardin!
16.2) "Fine. I'll just send him to a random location." C.W
17.) New rule: Coordinates Romeo, Whiskey, Bravo, Yankee is now forbidden to use in locker transportation unless being used by the owner.
17.1) "Cardin! Wait till we get our weapons on you!" – Someone who will not hesitate to crush your balls
17.2) "HELP! Pyrrha!" – Not vomit boy.
17.3) "Get the image of my semi-naked ruby out of your head vomit boy! - Heiress of Schnee Dust Company.
17.4) "Weiss! Will you defrost Jaune from your ice?" – Cereal Model
17.5) "Here we go again." – Ninjas of Love.
18.) Poking a sleeping Ursa in the Emerald forest is not a way to have fun. That means you Nora Valkyrie.
18.1) "C'mon Nora, listen to the guide book." - Not a morning person.
18.2) *struggles* "But I want to ride the bear!" - Breaking Bullies' legs.
18.3) Addition to this rule: Nora is not allowed to adopt the said Ursa as a pet.
19.) Will someone please stop inviting the DeadFantasy team to Beacon! We have enough girls running around and challenging worthy opponents.
19.1) "Dude! Did you look at those chests?" – C.W
19.2) "Medic on lobby one." OZPINHEAD
19.3) "Boys… Medics belay that! Let him be for now." G.G
20.) Enroll at your own risk. Beacon and its staff are not liable for any loss limb, blood, bruised egos or body, or whatever may happened bad to students in Beacon.
20.1) "Heeelp!" – Not Vomit Boy.
20.2) "Oh no. Coordinates are for Ruby's room again." Not a morning person.
20.3) "Yey! Slumber party!" – Breaking Bullies' legs.
20.4) "Should I defend Jaune this time or hold Weiss back?" – Cereal Model.
20.5) *Crash* "Where am I?" *weapons pointed* "H-Hi ladies?" – Not Vomit Boy.
20.6) "Hi Jaune! Like what you see?" - Someone who will not hesitate to crush your balls
20.7) "You will pay." Ninjas of Love.
20.8) "Jaune Arc! How dare you peek at my sister's body!" Red Rose.
20.9) "Why am I not surprised it's that vomit boy again?" - Heiress of Schnee Dust Company.
20.10) "HEEELP MEEE!" – Not Vomit Boy.
20.11) "Did you hear that?" – G.G
20.12) "Not at all." – OZPINHEAD.
A/N: Just tell me if you guys want more :p hahaha.