The Bizarre Saga: Majora's Mask
Epilogue

Previously on The Bizarre Saga, Link and Saria killed Majora, Navi, unfortunately, did not help with the battle, Tatl and Tael reunited, and Termina was saved.

Now for the Epilogue.

DAWN OF A NEW DAY

"We saved Termina!" Link, being back in normal form, cheered, when they were warped back to Termina Field.

"That was totally awesome!" Tael exclaimed. "Can I have your autograph?!"

"Why is Skull Kid staring at the giants?"

"Skull Kid, it's been a while," Giant 2 said. "We know it was all a mistake that you tried to destroy all of Termina. After all, you were possessed by a mask."

"Sorry," Skull Kid apologized. "I couldn't help it. And I thought you guys had forgotten about me…"

"Nope," Giant 3 said.

"You still thought of me as a friend?"

"Yep."

Skull Kid lowered his head and cried. (Wait, he can cry?)

"Skull Kid, it's okay," Tatl spoke, flying over to him while the giants all went back to their locations.

Skull Kid turned around, "Hey… You're Saria! You taught me that song in the woods!"

"That's you?" Saria asked. "I think you looked different when I last saw you. I think you just had a dark, shady head when I saw you then."

"That's because it was dark there." Skull Kid looked at Tael. "I thought those giants didn't want to be friends with me anymore. But they hadn't forgotten about me! Friends are a nice thing to have. Heh heh!"

"FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!" Link stated, jumping into the air.

"Could you be my friends, too?"

"But in the previous story, you said 'I know! Let's be friends!'" Saria said.

"Oh, right. I know! I know! Let's do something!"

"Hmm…" the Happy Mask Salesman sighed, off in a distance. He was holding Majora's Mask. "So the evil has left the mask after all…"

"HEY! YOU!" Saria yelled at him.

"AH!"

"I thought we destroyed that mask!"

"Well, I… It doesn't work anymore."

"Give me the mask."

"No! It's mine! All mine!"

"GIVE ME THE MASK!" Saria drew her Great Fairy Sword and cut part of his bag off. This surprised the mask salesman so much that he dropped Majora's Mask. Saria stabbed it.

"Nooo!"

Then she swung her sword so the mask flew over to near the Romani Ranch. The Takkuri was perched on a branch, sleeping, but it woke up and flew off with the mask.

"MY MASK! NOOO!" The Happy Mask Salesman ran off and disappeared.

"Well… All of us have gotten what we wanted. So we have to part ways, don't we?" Tatl asked. "You know… It was kind of fun. Well… It's almost time for the carnival to begin. So, why don't you just leave and go about your business? The rest of us have a carnival to go to."

"Why can't we stay and attend?" Link questioned.

"Don't you have more important things to do?"

"We just saved your butts and now you're kicking us out?" Saria asked. "You know, if we hadn't come along, you'd all be dead now."

"I don't want them to leave now!" Tael stated. "They can stay for the carnival!"

"All right, fine, Tael…" Tatl muttered.

"Yippee!" Link cheered while they ran off into Clock Town.

"And besides, we'd have to stay anyway, because Link is Mikau and the band is probably preforming!" Navi said.

The team enjoyed the carnival. They ate lots of cotten candy, Link performed as Mikau at the Indigo-Go's concert, played games and had lots of fun. And Saria sold their extra masks and items they didn't need(she kept some other stuff this time). And they took all their money out of the bank before returning to Hyrule. But what will happen next?

Tatl and Tael had a lot fun, too. Will I ever bring them back? Probably not!

Skull Kid also had lots of fun during the carnival. He learned his lesson about stealing weird masks from (weird) people.

Epona and Chase were groomed and were entered in the best horse contest at the carnival. Epona won first place, while Chase won third.

The Happy Mask Salesman returned to his shop in Castle Town and forbade Saria from ever entering it again.

Nothing happened to the Great Fairies. Really.

Tingle remained an idiot.

The Bombers didn't do anything either. Nor did the professor. Man, these people are boring.

Kevin went back to Hyrule.

The Deku Scrub who owned the flower sold his property(they went back in time, so he had it again) to a Deku Scrub at the swamp. Then he sold that property to a Deku Scrub in the mountains. Then he sold that property to a Deku Scrub at the ocean. Then he sold that property to a Deku Scrub in the canyon. But he realized that trying to sell things at an almost deserted canyon was a bad idea, especially because it was right in front of Sakon's hideout.

Anju and Kafei had a romantic wedding. Kafei became an adult again because Majora's Mask was destroyed and they lived happily ever after. And had a daughter!

The Postman… well, still took his schedule way to seriously.

Link-goro just went back to Snowhead.

The group of performers started traveling all over Termina in a carriage.

What the heck could anybody say about a talking scarecrow?

The Mutoh look-a-like told the carpenters he'd pay them less until they started working harder. Man, the Mutoh in Kakariko Village should do that. Except not pay them at all because they don't even do anything.

The Takkuri was Sakon's pet(that's how the stuff ends up at the Curiosity Shop!), so Sakon got the Majora's Mask. But thankfully, Saria had stabbed it, so it became a normal mask that didn't do anything. So Sakon took it to the Curiosity Shop.

"Look at this strange mask!" Sakon told the owner, holding out Majora's Mask.

"Indeed. But isn't that the same mask that the imp was wearing?" the owner asked.

"It has a narrow hole in it. I bet it was stabbed with a thick sword! Buy it! I demand 20,000 rupees!"

"I don't even have that much!"

"This thing is obviously rare!"

"It's damaged, though. I'll buy it for as much as 600 rupees."

"So if it wasn't damaged, would you buy it for 20,000?"

"If it wasn't damaged, I still wouldn't have that much."

"You know, sometimes I wish you were an antique shop. They buy old stuff for way more, but none of those exist in anywhere I've ever been!"

"Are you going to sell it for 600 or not?"

"No! This thing is worth 1000, even damaged!"

"It's just a broken mask!"

"But look at the antiqueness! It looks like a tribal mask! This thing looks like it is worth way more than that! And you even sold a mask that did nothing but keep you awake for 500!"

"Yes, but this one doesn't even do anything at all!"

"But it looks nice!"

"You know, the more you talk to me the more you make me want to lower the price."

"All right, fine then! I'll sell it for 600!"

Yeah, so Sakon sold the broken Majora's Mask for 600 rupees. It was pretty much used for a decoration and never sold, like that Iron Knuckle armor he had there for some reason.

Romani and Cremia continued their life at the ranch. Romani actually decided to use arrows during practice, this time.

The ugly emo person still rose chickens.

Kotake and Koume tried to make their potion shop more popular by putting posters all over Clock Town. But nobody wanted potions, so they tried to start making smoothies. It didn't work out.

The monkeys became very good friends with the Deku.

Tingle's father(the fat guy from the swamp tourist center) tried to convince Tingle to stop being an idiot, but it didn't work.

Gabe stayed in Termina, but no one knew where he lived.

The giants always protected Termina.

The old lady who worked at the bomb shop realized that selling bombs would help terrorists, so she tried finding something else to do, but she didn't have a very easy time.

Since hardly anybody had a sword, the man in the Mountain Smithy decided to make his smithy a coffee shop as well. The Goron Village was never quiet again.

The Goron that gave them the Don Gero Mask visited that shop the most.

The Gorons drank way too much coffee. You don't want to know what happened with the Goron Elder's Son.

The Darmani ghost somehow came back and tried writing better poetry. He couldn't ever go meet anybody or else they would call the Ghostbusters.

The Goron Elder… It wasn't pretty when he started drinking coffee.

Because they went back in time, the Goron guarding the Snowhead Temple never fell off the cliff and hit his head, so he never became sane again. However, since he stayed up at Snowhead where nobody came, he never knew about the coffee.

The coffee gave the powder keg Goron more energy to make more powder kegs. So he had a lot.

The Goron in the bomb shop freaked out when the old lady wanted to stop selling bombs.

The Gorman Brothers entered their horses in the carnival horse competition, but didn't come near first because they didn't think about what condition the horses were in or that they looked exactly the same. Also, since Romani and Cremia were there to enter Romani's new pony, what they did to them wasn't too pleasant.

The aliens stopped coming because they finally realized that invading the ranch and stealing their cows wasn't helping them at all.

The lady with all those dogs just kept her normal life. Boring.

The banker decided he wasn't getting business was because he was trying to hard to get attention. So he stopped patting his knees like a beggar, but that didn't really change anything.

Mikau was a ghost.

All the Zoras had absolutely no idea what happened to Mikau. Lulu was heartbroken, unfortunately.

Tijo didn't change his ways. But since Mikau disappeared, he'd been hitting on Lulu all the time. She never accepted him.

The pirates never got into the Great Bay Temple. But that doesn't matter because there isn't even anything in there anymore.

The beavers… Well, I don't know what to say about them.

The fisherman just kept fishin'.

The ugly professor tried to figure out why the heck you appeared back at shore when you swam out too far.

The turtle just stayed asleep.

Guards stayed guards.

That weird cloaked ghost thing didn't do anything. It just hung out at Ikana.

The Dampé look-a-like never got over his fear of ghosts. He hated his job.

The Stalfos kept throwing parties because Skull Keeta wasn't there anymore. Well, he was just eternally sleeping.

Sharp and Flat didn't do anything but hang around… You know, maybe Darmani and Mikau should move there!

Pamela and her father… Uh, they went back in time so he was still half Gibdo… I don't even know how that turned out.

Nothing really happened to any the dead/dying inhabitants of Ikana Canyon. Well, the Garo weren't pathetic anymore, I guess. But that didn't really change anything.

Gilbert and Carl never really got along at all.

Until next time in…

The Bizarre Saga: Twilight Princess!