dear shizu-chan

hey did you hear shinra and celty are getting married

btw i know you didn't hear

im just that awsome

love

izaya


dear flea

what they are

no i didn't know

how the hell did you know that i didn't know

and why would they tell you first anyway

and you SUCK

with hate

shizuo


dear shizu-chan

yea why would i say they are if they're not?

stupid protozoan i never said they told me i know because im an informant

and shinra's my friend so what if he told me before you hmmm?

and i don't suck, bet thats a disappointment to you

love

izaya


dear flea

shut up asshole

i just assumed that they told you

i guess you really are a stalker after all no wonder you don't have many friends

shinra's my friends to so he would tell me first

and why would i care what you do in bed with other guys?that between you and them

with hate

shizuo


dear shizu-chan

not ganna

thats why your stupid

im not a stalker and i have many friends

shinra would tell me first

and i don't do anything in bed with guys for your information

love

izaya


dear flea

i know unfortionally

oh yea them name some if you have any louse

no shinra would tell me first if you don't believe me then lets have him join and ask him ourselves

are you sure because your sooooo gay

with hate

shizuo


dear shizu-chan

haha

shut up i don't have to tell you anything :P

fine then have him join and lets ask

and for the 100th time im not gay

love

izaya


dear shizuo and izaya

well im here what is it you wanted to ask me?


dear shinra

well i know that you are getting married to celty

and we wanna know who you would tell first

your friend

izaya


dear shizuo and izaya

ummm well i guess i would tell shizuo first

if thats all i'll be going now my beloved celty is home :)


user shinra has logged off


dear flea

ha i told you

how does it feel to know im the first one he would tell

with hate

shizuo


dear shizu-chan

i...i have to go

love

izaya


hey its me the author

aww poor izaya hey if your woundering he logged off then cried i a corner

izaya-hey bailee you said you wouldn't tell anybody about that

shizuo-really haha your such a baby flea oh waaa shinra doesn't love me boohoo

bailee-shizuo be nice you cried just the other day!

izaya-*looks at bailee*really?

shizuo-*blushes*ahh bailee you promised not to tell

bailee-well maybe next time you'll be nice

see ya :P