I didn't have any plans on writing this but I was bored and figured, why not? In this Omake "Naruto" is from the story "Naruto of three worlds" while "Senju" is the Naruto from "Naruto 'Senju' Uzumaki The Drunken Swordsman". I might have mixed them up somwhere and I apolgize in advance for that :).

"Talking"

'Thinking'

Christmas Omake

"I'm a fucking genius" Naruto spoke to himself after being teleported by an unknown source to yet another dimension. This time he found himself in Konoha so he knew it was at least his home world. The big difference with this Konoha and the other two he had been to was that this one was covered in snow, it was winter and looked to be around Christmas from all of the decorations.

"I shall buy myself a bottle of sake and two whores and it will be a very merry Christmas" Naruto thought out loud as he walked down the streets of Konoha towards the only brothel available in the village. If Naruto was going to get stuck in this new world for a long time then he had to make sure to talk as little as possible to any people he had known in his previous life. He did not want a repeat of what happened last time.

Sure having more wives than the hokage had ninjas on her payroll was nice for a while. But there was a limit even to Naruto's stamina. The non stop sex was not the biggest problem for Naruto however, it was the consequences of it. He had more kids than he could count on two fingers, he did not even know all of their names.

As Naruto continued walking down the streets he stopped and stared off into a forest surrounding the village far away from him. There was almost no one else outside meaning it might actually be Christmas eve. But Naruto felt one chakra source which was alone out in that forest. Naruto decided to investigate and headed that way.

Since being able to teleport both via Hiraishin and Biju Mode it did not take Naruto long to arrive at a certain training grounds in the outskirts of Konoha. On the training grounds he found a big barrel that was covered with snow. On the top of the barrel he saw two feet sticking out of it, most likely belonging to the person whose chakra he had sensed earlier.

Thinking it was a drunk who was about to freeze to death, Naruto hurried over to the barrel and shook it only to be met with the tip of a sword on his neck.

"This is my training grounds" The person was no longer inside the barrel instead he stood behind Naruto still pointing the sword at him "I acquired it fairly by defeating the monkeys so called chuunins"

Naruto did not even register what the stranger told him since after just hearing his voice his eyebrows snapped back and forth in an unnatural way as he was really irritated. Behind him stood what had to be a younger version of himself, yet again!

The younger Naruto who shall from now on be called Senju stared at the back of the older man who had interrupted his sleep far away from the ghost and the menacing women who wanted to do this "Christmas" with him. Who the hell was this old guy? His blonde hair was the exact same color as his own with a hairstyle that reminded him of his father. His clothing was also similar to his own and his father with almost everything being blue.

"You know, pointing a sword at your elders is rude" Naruto spoke with a sigh.

"Very well" Senju responded as he drew the sword back then asked "Who are you?"

Naruto spinned around to face Senju with a big grin on his face. Senju thought at first that he was looking at himself in a mirror until the older version of himself started dancing.

Naruto spinned his head around "Thank you for asking! I'm the toad sage who had traveled and created a harem in at least four different worlds. I'm a fucking genius, Uzumaki Naruto-Yo!"

'Toad Sage? Harem? Uzumaki Naruto?' Senju repeated the words in his mind as he had figured out the situation. This was a dream where Kurama was mocking him yet again.

"Kurama, go fuck yourself!" Senju yelled before walking away from Naruto.

Naruto used the Hiraishin to get in front of Senju, making Senju almost jump up in surprise.

Naruto's eyes were closed as he spoke "Kurama is my pet" his eyes snapped open as he glared daggers at his younger counterpart "I'm Naruto, got it BRAT!?" he yelled at him.

Calling him brat was uncalled for and now he had to pay the prize as Senju grinned and whispered "Senju.."

A few seconds later and after a little smoke had cleared Senju found himself pinned to a tree with Kunai's holding him in place. He was shocked, who the fuck was this guy? He was stronger than anyone he had ever faced before, the old monkey and Ero-sennin included.

"Fool!" Senju yelled with wide eyes "I will have your head!"

Naruto chuckled "Quiet brat, I'm in command here" Naruto then closed his eyes and ordered "I'm going to tell you a little about myself, then I want you to tell me all about you and your life"

The older Naruto told him his story of how he had saved his world from Akatsuki by defeating all of them and then Kaguya only to be teleported to another world, Earthland. (Fairy Tail). In Earthland he did not accomplish as much as in his homeworld but he found his first two loves in Tayuya and Lucy. The third world Naruto ended up in was where Naruto's story ended as he mumbled about "Damn red heads riding him all night long until the bed broke".

Senju found the story to be interesting and somewhat similar to his own situation minus all the sex. So Senju told the older Naruto his own story. By the time he was done the older Naruto was walking away from him "You're on your own, kid, I'm not going anywhere near that 'Ghost' or 'Ugly'"

"Hey come on, dattebayo!" Senju yelled which had Naruto stop in his tracks and turn around "Well if you put it like that, ttebayo" then removed the kunai's to free Senju.

"Listen brat.. Stay away from Kushina, Tayuya and any other red head you may encounter" Naruto spoke like a sage. The scene reminded him of his own talks with Jiraiya when he was younger and had just left for his three year training trip.

"Instead focus on the dark-haired big breasted women such as Anko & Kurenai" Naruto continued but was interrupted as Senju pointed at him "Are you insane? Sure Anko is a fine onna, but the baka-onna?!"

Naruto nodded sagely "Oh so you like her, that's good"

Senju blushed with a pout "Fuck you"

Naruto understood Senju like no other. He was him after all. "Considering the pet name you have given Tayuya I take it you like that red head as well?"

Senju frowned "I won't answer that. What are you some kind of mind reader?"

Naruto let out a long sigh "Alright onto the plan. Normally I would come up with something that would end up with me having sex with all of your women" as Naruto spoke Senju was reaching for his sword that was until Naruto continued "But not anymore, nowadays I'm a hooker only kind of guy"

Senju nodded slowly since that made sense, less hassle that way.

"So today you're going to do exactly what the red head wants you to do"

"Red head? Could you be more specific" Senju knew alot of red heads.

"Are you an idiot? Tayuya of course" Naruto responded staring at Senju with disappointment. The reason he told Naruto this was because back at home it was Tayuya that was in charge. And somehow by listening to Tayuya and doing her wishes he always ended up in an orgy with all of the women he knew. Somehow he hoped that this younger version of himself would end up in the same situation, not knowing how different their both situations are.

Senju nodded "Alright I can do that"

An Anbu who Naruto knew to be Yamato arrived at the training grounds "Naruto you have a mission, young Moeji has been kidnapped by a foreign ninja with red hair"

"Fuuka!" Senju spat.

Naruto waved his hands lazily at Senju "Let me deal with this red head, you go celebrate chirstmas with your friends"

"Hold on, you don't know Fuuka" Senju was not done talking but got interrupted as Naruto threw a right straight into his face "Shut up brat. You're sickening me"

"Senju.." Senju whispered in confusion.

"Grow a pair will you?" Naruto spoke as he walked away with his hand now firmly placed inside his pants "Go celebrate.. In the meantime I'll show you how to deal with problems such as this one"

Senju nodded "What ever, fool" he whispered heading back to his apartment to find Tayuya.

A few hours later

Senju found himself with two black eyes and a nose that used to be broken before his Senju chakra healed it. He was now hiding in his closet from all the angry women. Why did this happen? He had just asked 'Ugly' or Tayuya for instructions and somehow that lead to this. But things were looking up as the door to the closest opened and Kurenai stepped in wearing a skimpy red and white Christmas outfit.

"We're finally alone" Kurenai whispered sitting down next to Senju who raised a half empty sake bottle "Indeed". That was all that was needed to be said before clothing was removed and Senju found himself playing with Kurenai's tits. Kurenai was grabbing for Senju's dick inside his pants to free it so she could finally have a piece of that. Unfortunately for them both the door slammed open. Staring at them with anger was Tayuya, Ino, Kushina and Anko with their right fist raised.

It was a very merry christmas.

In the meantime the older Naruto had dealt with the Fuuka situation. He had captured her and returned Moeji to Konoha. Naruto was now fucking Fuuka from behind under a tree in the outskirts of Konoha. Naruto pulled Fuuka's hair hard as Fuuka moaned loudly "Taking your chakra this way is better!"

"I didn't say you could talk!" Naruto yelled as he thrusted harder fucking Fuuka into unconsciousness. This was the same way he defeated Kaguya in the last dimension. Naruto grinned as he stared at his defeated opponent "I defeated a red head!"

...

Naruto opened his eyes only to see two mops of red hair resting on his chest. One belonging to Tayuya and the other was Kushina. Naruto shook his head slowly with a tic mark above his eyes causing the red heads to wake up. "Good morning shithead" Tayuya said with a yawn as she kissed Naruto's cheek. "Merry chirstmas" Kushina said kissing the other cheek. Naruto stared up at the wall of his room close to tears "WHY!?" he yelled "WHY!?" he yelled as tears bursted out of his eyes.

Merry Christmas everyone!