I'm back everyone! I finally got over my writer's block and finished up this chapter! But I need more or else this may or may not be the last chapter. All ideas are welcome!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Why do I need this put this anyway? I obviously don't own Fairy Tail!

"You're attracting attentions..and I'm not talking about the good kinds." Gray whispered over to Natsu, who was so close to him that he could feel the heat radiating from him.

The pinkette had a small blush on his face, "Do you think I want those kinds of attention?! It's not my fault Erza choose this mission! I can't believe there's so many gay people in this bar."

"I hate that woman…" the raven muttered under his breath.

"WHAT WAS THAT?!" the ear piece in his ear shook like there was an Earthquake in his ear.

That made the mage stood still like a statue, "Nothing! I said nothing!"

Erza smirked even though he couldn't see it, "Good, is our target there?"

"Yeah, he's at the counter flirting with some random chicks…" Natsu answered this time.

"Great! Do you guys remember the plan, then?" Lucy asked from beside Erza.

Both fire and ice mages stared at each other, "There was a plan?"

Lucy and Erza stared at the their microphones darkly.

"THEN WHAT WERE YOU GUYS DOING AT THE BRIEFING?!" Lucy yelled from the top of her lungs into the tiny machine.

"Umm…"

~flashback~

"So, when both Natsu and Gray see him," Erza paused to look at the two males who were listening attentively, "they will lure our target out into the open-"

"Psst, Natsu!"

The pinkette turned his head towards his boyfriend slowly so no one would notice, "What?"

"There's a new place opening up near my house tonight, and there's no entry fee since it's their grand opening! Wanna go with me?" Gray beamed at him.

Natsu gulped and blushed, "A-as in..a d-date?"

Damn, he could never get asked out without blushing, not matter under what circumstances. It was seriously getting annoying. He didn't even know when this blushing problem started! He rarely blushed before he got himself a boyfriend but now, it was turning into a regular thing.

"Yeah, of course."

"I guess that would be nice…" The dragon slayer gave him a tiny smile.

Erza slammed her hand down on the table, almost giving both of them a heart attack, "-and then we corner him as if we were wolves and he was the deer! Got all of that?"

"Yup!"

"Umm..sure!"

"Yup! We were totally listening!"

~ End of Flashback~

"We were..having a small conversation?" Gray replied nervously.

"Fine, I'll repeat" Erza growled into the microphone, making both of them shivered with fear. Everyone knows she hates repeating herself, "You guys lure our target out and you leave the rest up to us. Got that, idiots? Any questions?"

"Yea-"

"No? GOOD. Now go do your jobs!"

"O-of course…" Gray looked over to where their target was still sitting. "So, how are we supposed to lure him out?"

Natsu shrugged, "He seems to really enjoy the company of women."

The ice mage stared at the man a little bit longer before an idea popped into his head. "I have an idea."

"What's with that tone?"

"Just come with me." Gray started walking outside.

"Sure?"

"FUCK NO!" Natsu backed away from the kimono in front of him as if it was going to jump on him and swallow him whole.

Gray held it out towards the pinkette, "It's the only way! Put it on!"

"WHY ME?! Why not Erza or Lucy?! WHY NOT YOU?!" he backed away more from the kimono and the ice mage.

"Because I would look horrible in this, and both Erza and Lucy have another part in this plan." The raven answered as a matter-of-factly. "Besides," he started again, "You have the more feminine body. You can trust me on that."

Natsu whimpered when his back touched the wall, "Save me Kami-sama.."

After a few attempts of running away and a few threats thrown here and there, Natsu was finally wearing the pink kimono.

"Couldn't you at least find me a red one?" the dragon slayer glared at him through his bangs, which was covering his left eye to make him look cuter, according to Gray. The rest of his hair wasn't spared too and they were all either pinned down or combed down so they reached the back of his neck.

To summarize it all up, he looked one hundred percent like a girl, and not just any random girl on the street, he looked like a CUTE girl that every boy would want to go out with.

"Why? You look great in this!" Gray 'complimented'.

"Thanks." Natsu said through clenched teeth.

"No problem, now let's go!" the raven pushed him out of the store they were in and shoved some money in the casher's hand.

"What exactly am I supposed to do?" the dragon slayer was clinging on to the small amount of dignity he had left by putting on an angry expression.

Gray looked at him with a smirk, "Go in there and act all pretty around our target. Good luck!"

"I hate you so much.." the pinkette grumbled, pushed open the door and went in silently.

"Work that charm!" the raven shouted and chuckled. The chuckles soon turned into laughter.

"I hate my life.." he slapped away another that was trying to grab his ass. "I REALLY hate my life.."

"Why, hello there."

He turned around, ready to slap the living shit out of the man behind him when he realize it was the person he was supposed to get all flirty with.

Truth to be told, their target wasn't really big and he was actually quit handsome. His hair was as dark as Gray's but his eyes were green in colour. Luckily, he wasn't the pinkette's type.

"H-hi.."

The man bended down to the dragon slayer's height, "What's your name, cutie?"

Natsu racked his brain for some girly name but could come up with none, "N-Natsu?"

The man let out a low chuckle, "Is that an answer or a question?"

"An answer, obviously." he puffed out his cheeks cutely.

"You're cute, you know that? My name's Ron."(YUP. HE'S BACK PEOPLE!:3)

"Nice to meet you, Ron-san."

He usually wouldn't speak so politely but he was supposed to act all girly and flirty and all the other things he didn't like.

"How about we leave this dumpster and go spend the night at my house?" Ron suggested, leaning closer to Natsu's face.

The pinkette wasn't too happy about having someone else in his personal space that wasn't Gray, but went along with it anyway. "Sure."

But just when he was about to walk towards the door, the man leaned down and KISSED him full on the lips.

"Mfft!" the fire mage's eyes widen but his body wasn't responding to his wills. This is probably the worst day of his life.

Meanwhile, Gray was staring through the window near where Natsu and Ron were, quietly listening to their conversation.

He could only make out a few words but from what he could hear, it was all going smoothly. That was until, the bastard kissed his boyfriend.

He watched the scene with wide eyes and an open jaw. D-did that son of a bitch just kisses HIS Natsu?!

He felt his right eye twitched as he smashed the window and ran towards the two males.

Natsu was still standing there completely still when the window nearest to him suddenly broke, snapping him out of his daze.

He felt a rush of wind and before he knew it, Gray was right in front of him. Ron was lying unconscious a few feet away from them and most of the people in the place were running out the door fast as lighting. Erza and Makarov will so not be happy about this.

"HOW DARE YOU KISS HIM YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Gray was about to jumped on the other raven and beat him shitless when he felt a pair of arms holding him back.

"CALM DOWN YOU POPSICLE!"

A few minutes of silence went by and soon, Erza, Lucy and Happy burst through the door.

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!" the scarlet woman shouted loud enough to rock the whole place.

Gray pulled out of Natsu's grip and took a few steps back. "Now, I know you're mad but we DID catch that guy!"

"CATCH?!" it was Lucy's turn to rage at them, "YOU FUCKING KNOCKED HIM OUT AND ALMOST DESTROYED THE PLACE!"

"I'm not involve in this so I'm just gonna.."

"AND YOU!" Erza walked towards Natsu and grabbed the back of his kimono, "YOU STARTED THIS MESS!"

"WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!" the dragon slayer yelled back. All he did was followed Gray's plan!

"YOU COULD HAVE EASILY LURED HIM OUT BY STANDING NEAR THE DOOR AND RUNNING AWAY FROM HIM UNTIL HE RUN INTO OUR TRAP!"

"WELL, HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT?!"

"IT'S ALL YOU TWO'S FAULT!" Lucy shouted.

"IT WAS GRAY'S FAULT FOR COMING UP WITH THAT PLAN!"

"IT WAS ERZA'S FAULT FOR CHOOSING THIS MISSION!"

Just then, Happy, who was standing a few feet away from the argument noticed a movement from Ron.

"Hey guys?"

"IT WAS OBVIOUSLY LUCY'S FAULT FOR WANTING TO GO ON A MISSION!"

"Guys?"

"IT'S MY LANDLORD'S FAULT FOR WANTING MY RENT MONEY BY NEXT WEEK!"

"GUYS!" Happy shouted at the top of his tiny lungs.

"WHAT?!" they shouted together.

"That guy is getting away."

"Eh?!"

True enough, the male was already halfway to the door.

"Oh no you don't!"

Lucy and Erza tackled him together, pinning him down successfully.

"Now, IT WAS NATSU AND GRAY'S FAULT FOR SURE AND..where are they?"

"What?"

Both girls and the cat looked around the empty place.

"They snuck off!?"

"That was some fight!" Natsu let out a sigh of relieve as he walked along side Gray.

The raven looked up at the starry sky, "Tell me about it…"

They continued walking towards Magnolia, which was not far from the bar they were at.

Suddenly, Natsu's stomach decided that it was dinner time and let out the loudest growl ever known to mankind.

The dragon slayer blushed, "Opps…"

Gray laughed, "You know, we can still make it to the place I was telling you about during the briefing."

"Hell yeah! But I want to change first."

"Aww why? You look absolutely stunning in this!"

The pinkette blushed, "Shut up.."

"What's the fun in that?"

Natsu just said nothing and crossed his arms. "I can't believe I let that bastard kissed me. Yuck! I'm gonna need about ten mouthwash for that!"

Gray laughed, "Well, maybe you don't."

"What?" the fire mage stared at him, confusion written all over his face.

The raven leaned in closer to him, "I can help you with that myself."

He then closed the gap and gave the pinkette a long sweet kiss on the lips, putting his arms around the other's waist. Natsu responded by putting his arms around Gray's neck and kissing him back happily.

They broke apart for air after a while but their arms stayed at the same position.

"You look so cute, and not just because you're wearing a kimono." The ice mage pressed their foreheads together with a smile.

The dragon slayer pouted, "You're sweet but mean at times."

"Only for you, my little salamander."

"Stupid popsicle…"

Natsu gave him a peck on the lips but pulled apart after that. "I'm still hungry."

"Let's get going then!" Gray grabbed his and they started walking together hand in hand.

For those who don't know, Ron is someone from one of my other stories. It's call 'How to woo a Dragon Slayer'! Hehe, poor guy, always getting attacked by Gray. Anyway, I actually love the ending! It's like almost impossible for me to like any of my endings but I'm actually happy with this one! But feel free to tell me if there's anything wrong with the story. I spent two hours working on it, so it may not be that good.

I was so embarrass when writing that last part! XD Please review! I need reviews, they're like..food to me! Would you kind people please feed this poor hungry author?