This is a little idea I've had in my head for a couple days now. It's obviously really AU, I'm not sure how far I'll go with it though.

I don't own anything blah blah blah.

Regina watches from the window in her office as a yellow porsche drives quickly through the town, as the car zooms from her sight, she turns in anger and grab the phone from it's cradle, dialing the sheriff's office.

"Yeah, babe?" Emma answers the phone after a ring.

"Miss Swan, there is someone new in town and driving too fast for my liking." Regina growls into the receiver.

"Woah, woah, Regina calm down. I'm sure someone just got a new car, but I'll check it out." Emma's sigh can be heard on the other end of the call. "What kind of car is it?"

"I don't know, it was yellow, and expensive." Regina rubs her hand against her face and glances at the window.

"Are you sure you just didn't see the bug?" Emma jokes.

"This was too nice to be mistaken for your death trap, now I don't want our son being hit by a car because someone isn't doing their job. Get to it Sheriff, or you will be sleeping on the sofa for the next month." The Mayor slams the phone down and goes back to looking out the window worriedly.

"Are you sure about this Bella? This town has a weird feel to it, and I can't see a thing..." A small, beautiful woman asks a taller equally as beautiful woman while navigating the streets of Storybrooke in her yellow porsche.

"Alice, I'm sure you're just worrying too much, that's why you can't see anything." The taller woman, Bella, replies as Alice pulls up to a place called "Granny's Diner". "What are you doing, darling?"

"I'm asking for directions, even vampires get lost sometimes." Alice replies cheerfully, exiting the car and waiting for Bella to follow her.

"Okay then..." Bella smiles as she follows Alice into the diner, all the way up to the front counter.

"Welcome to Granny's diner, I'm Ruby, how may I help you?" A tall brunette woman, Ruby, states cheerfully.

"I'm Alice Swan, and this is my wife, Bella Swan. We're a bit lost, could you help us?" Alice grins and Ruby looks over the two women.

"Hey, Swan is the Sheriff's last name! Anyway, I wish I could, but I've never left this town, the Sheriff and the Mayor should be coming in for their lunch date soon, Sheriff Swan should be able to help, she's been all over." Ruby smiles as the bell signals new customers. "Is there anything else you need? Coffee? Something to eat?"

"No thanks, we had a lot of snacks in the car, and Alice can't drink coffee, she'll be all over the place." Bella jokes, smiling at her wife.

"That is a lie Bells and you know it." Alice pouts, as Regina walks up beside them and Emma waits by the door.

"I assume one of you is the owner of that car that was driving way too fast through my town?" Regina glares and Alice turns towards Regina.

"I wasn't driving that fast!" Alice defends herself as Bella holds on to Alice's hand, the Mayor's eyes travel down to their entwined hands then back up.

"I beg to differ Miss...?" Regina trails off, watching the two women cautiously.

"Swan, Alice Swan, and my wife, Bella Swan. And you are?" Alice introduces cheerfully.

"Mayor Mills." Regina grinds out, Alice then turns back to Ruby, Regina clenches her jaw and turns in the direction of Emma.

"Sheriff Swan, come over here this instant." Regina raises her voice, making Emma and most of the diner look at the women as Emma makes her way to her girlfriend.

"What's up Regina?" Emma smiles, then catches the glare Regina is giving her. "I mean, what seems to be the problem Madame Mayor?" Emma grins at Regina's eye roll as Regina pulls her away a couple of feet.

"These two women are the owners of the car that was speeding earlier, I want them arrested." Regina whispers, unaware that the two vampires can still hear her.

"Regina, that was earlier, I can't arrest them." Emma whispers back and Alice laughs softly.

"Sheriff, I want them out of my town, I don't want another Greg and Tamara incident!" The brunnette growls as Alice and Bella make their way over to the two women.

"Will you at least call me by my name in public? We've been together for over a year now, everyone knows it, they'll know it within a couple hours, this town's so gossipy." Emma rolls her eyes before Regina puts on a fake smile as the newcomers stand behind Emma.

"Dear, I'm sure you can take care of the Swans, I have to return to work." Regina smiles again and breezes past the three women. Emma turns around and looks at the two women as her eyes widen.

"Moms?" Emma chokes out, falling to her knees with her hands wrapped around her stomach Regina stops at the door, turning around.

"Emma!" Regina exclaims running over to Emma, pulling her into her arms. "What the hell have you done?" Regina glares at the women.

"This is impossible! They said you died in a car crash! How are you alive? How do you...?" Emma cries and Bella snakes her arm around Alice's waist as Regina attempts to calm her girlfriend down.

"Emma...?" Alice whispers as Bella runs her free hand through her hair and sighs.

"I believe we need to talk." Bella whispers, looking around at the growing crowd.

"No. I believe you need to get out of my town, and leave my Sheriff alone." Regina stands up, anger evident on her face, but Emma takes a hold of her hand.

"Regina, stop, we do need to talk." Emma wipes at her face and looks at Bella and Alice, sighing. "But will you come with me?" She whispers quietly in Regina's ear.

"Yes, my dear." Regina holds onto Emma as Mary-Margaret and David make their way through the crowd.

"Emma! Ruby called saying you were hurt, are you okay?" Mary-Margaret grabs Emma's face in her hands and looks at the woman worriedly.

"Mom, I'm fine I swear." Emma mutters and Alice's face lights up.

"You found your mom?" Alice grins and Bella smacks her side and gives her a look.

"Alice, not right now, plus how are they the same age?" Bella whispers.

"Emma? Who is that?" David asks pointing to the two women.

"We REALLY need to talk." Emma sighs, pulling away from her mother and girlfriend, glancing back at the two vampires. "Come on, we'll go back to Regina's."

"I don't want strangers in my home." Regina replies heatedly.

"They're not strangers, Regina, they're my moms." Emma sighs, walking out of the diner with five people trailing her.

Well. Tell me how you feel. I'm not sure if I like it or not...