Hey, this is the first thing I've ever written that wasn't for school. I'm sorry for the whole cold cliche, but since this is my first story I'm gonna stick to what I know. BTW, a man walks into a bar and immediately grabs his head in pain. Why? Answer at bottom. :)

Lucy Heartfilia jogged into her guild, Fairy Tail. "Omigosh! So cold," She breathed, bouncing on her heels. "Hey Lucy! Want some booze? It'll warm you up, if ya know what I mean," giggled Cana, who was drunk as usual. "Um, I'll pass," Lucy rejected, slightly unnerved. She walked over to the bar and took her practically reserved seat. Lucy flopped down onto the bar, shivering. Lucy felt a slight thump on the bar in front of her and looked up to see Mirajane, the guilds resident matchmaker set a mug of hot chocolate in front of Lucy. Lucy reached for the mug and moaned, "Thanks Mira."

"Poor dear. You really can't handle the cold, can you?"

Lucy didn't answer, downing her chocolate in one gulp. Just then the guild doors flew opening chilling a just warmed up Lucy to the bone.

She turned, ready to give the person a hard time, but her eyes softened when she saw who it was. It was Natsu, her best bud and partner. Natsu immediately walked over to Gray, who was talking to Juvia, and punched him on the back of his head. Gray immediately turned around and yelled, "What was that you freak jalapeno!?"

"No reason, idiot ice cube." A huge fight started, and everyone, including Lucy ended up getting involved. "I can't deal with this right now," Lucy sighed. She got up, bracing herself for the cold. Little did she know as she walked out that someone watched her go, a frown on his face.

Hmmm *sniffs* teenagers. Do I smell love? Ok that was creepy. The answer to the riddle: He walked into a bar! Like, a metal bar. Lol! :)