A/N: This story is meant to be a short, fun story. It's going to be a two-shot. I'm sorry that this is so short, but I promise the second chapter is way longer.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

TPing the Swan House: Chapter 1

Emmett's POV:

It was the perfect time to do this prank. Sure, it wasn't very original, but it was sure to piss Edward off. The thing that angered my brother the most would have to be when you do anything to that human girl he was so obsessed with.

Since Edward was out for a quick hunt before school, I thought I would drop by Bella's house and leave her a little present. It would be fun to see her face when she finds her house covered in toilet paper, but I guess I would have to settle for Edward's.

I had ten rolls of brand new toilet paper with me in a plastic bag as I ran to her house. It was about two in the morning, so I was positive she was asleep.

I got to her house after about three minutes of sprinting. I was anxious to get as much done before Edward came back. I pulled out my first roll of toilet paper and threw it over the roof of the house. I continued to wrap the house like a present until five of the ten rolls were gone. The house had toilet paper clinging to the windowsills and the chimney was completely covered in it. I used the other five rolls to decorate the forest and her rundown truck.

After seeing my completed work, satisfied, I ran off. I wondered how late the human would be for school.

I arrived back home and ran right to my Rosie. I knew she would be happy with what I did to the human girl she hated for some strange reason. I didn't hate her; I just wanted to get a reaction out of my brother.

The night passed quickly with my Rosie, and soon it was time to go to school. We were all waiting by Edward's car for Alice. I wondered what was taking her so long as she was usually one of the first out here. When she walked in, she glared at me.

"Emmett, why don't you drive Rose and Jazz in your Jeep today?" Alice asked.

"Why?" I demanded, but I was sure I knew the answer.

"Because Edward needs to pick someone up before school," she answered, anger leaking into her voice.

"I do?" he asked, looking at Alice suspiciously.

"Yes, now drive, Emmett, or you'll make everyone late." I knew better than to argue with the angered pixie.

As Rose, Jasper, and I were driving out of our driveway, Rose spoke up, annoyance entering her voice. "What was that all about?"

"I guess you will see it at lunch today," I said while shrugging. This was going to be epic!

A/N: Sorry this chapter was so short. The next one is going to be way longer. I didn't have a lot to say in Emmett's POV. Thanks for reading. ~JerinAnn