I do not own Adventure Time!

Fionna: Oh Clam it! They want a story!

Me: Well, then, shut up.

XD

Chapter 1:

Fionna POV:

I was walking in the dark forest, nothing better to do really. Cake was out the MC, and I had broken up with FP that afternoon. I felt terrible for it, but he earned it! Cheating on me with a fire peasant. . . I get the fire thing, and I don't really care she was a peasant, but what made me mad was he lied about it to me for weeks! I soon started punching and kicking one of the trees in anger, using my sword, cutting it. "Easy Bunny!" I heard a familiar silk like voice say. I turned my head, seeing a very familiar grey skinned, raven haired, red eyed vampire king. I sighed.

I didn't understand why he still called me bunny, I never wore the hat any more. My attire for that night was a black net shirt that had a purple tank top underneath and dark colored ripped jeans and boots. Though Marshal still wore his red flannel shirt and his tight jeans and convers. I had my blonde hair pulled back in a braid, I put my demon sword in my pack. "Marshal, I told you, I haven't worn that bunny hat since I was 15!" I said.

"Three years ago really makes a difference Fi. . ." He said sarcastically. "Now let me guess, Flame Boy and you split?" He asked, floating above me.

"Uh huh. . ." I said.

"Burn you or cheated on you?" He asked. I put up a two sign with my fingers. He blinked. "Yikes. . . And let me guess, Kitty is out with MC tonight?" He asked. I nodded again. "Rough day huh Fi?" He said, walking next to me as I made my way to the exit of the forest.

"Yeah, and on top of that, all the kingdoms are supposed to go to PG's ball tonight, he supposed to have this big surprise for us. . . And I'm supposed to attend as well, despite my telling him no." I said. The vampire king groaned.

"This is gonna be one of those, 'Marshal, I need support' Ball things tonight isn't it?" He asked. I nodded. He sighed. "Should I go like this, or is it formal?" He asked. I smiled.

"When did you care?" I asked him. He blinked.

"Good point." He chuckled as we walked to the tree house. I walked inside, and changed into a long purple gown, putting my braided hair down, and it was wavy. The gown was low cut, and sleeveless and ended at my ankles and had a small lit on the left side. I walked downstairs with my flats. I didn't bother with make-up. Gunk around my eyes, not happening. I put a crystal sword in a small black bag that hung over my shoulder. I looked at Marshal, who stared.

"What? It's not like you haven't seen my like this before." I said. He nodded, and picked me up bridal style as we flew in the night to the Candy Kingdom. I sighed, Marshal walking in behind me. Cake was with MC, she had a pink bow around her neck, her caramel fur was brushed, my sister the cat. I sighed, leaning on a wall, while Marshal floated above everyone. I saw all the royals of Aaa. . . And Flame Prince with his new girl friend. I sighed, some hair fell over my face. When I moved it back, my sky blue eyes saw a familiar set of purple eyes and pink skin and hair. "Hello PG. . ." I sighed. He smiled.

"Welcome Fionna." He smiled formally. Why so formal? I thought. He took my hand. "Please, a dance." He smiled. I shrugged, not caring, his pink hand took my pale hand and we danced for a little while. I didn't care much as we danced, but everyone made a big deal out of it. I rolled my eyes as he spun me around a little bit. When the song ended, I was gonna walk away, but PG took my hand again, everyone stared. Why were they staring? "Fionna, you are the most beautiful woman of Aaa, please, will you be my bride?" He asked me, going on one knee, my eyes widened. My face flushed. I frowned at him. . . I heard Marshal hiss. I smiled.

"Sorry PG. I haven't dated you, so not gonna happen." I said walking away. I leaned on a wall. Marshal smiled as he floated above the crowd again. PG ran to me.

"Please, Fionna, be my bride!" He pleaded. I glared at him.

"No means no." I said angrily, then he forcefully pressed his lips to mine. I pushed him off. "WHAT THE HELL?!" I yelled at him, everyone stared, a loud uproar rang through the Royals. I shook my head and ran out the castle.

Marshal's POV:

I saw Fi bale after yelling at Gumwad. I floated down to him. "What did you do?" I asked him.

"I simply proposed and kissed her and she ran off." He said. Then I heard a louder uproar.

"She is to be my bride!" all the princes yelled. I blinked. They were either drunk, or insane!

The next day, there was a loud voice screaming a Declaration of War against the kingdoms. . . Except the only two kingdoms with sense. . . But this. . . Was gonna be worse then the Nightosphere.