A/N: Hi guys! Finally found some inspiration for another Crazy Parody! It's the HoO fandom style parody of Call me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen.

HoH's release date is so close and it was driving me crazy so here's my little rant about it. Ah, Annabeth's back on the cover of HoH is the most beautiful back any fandom has ever seen in the history of the fanverse.

Anyway, enjoy!

Just come out already!

_He threw Percabeth in hell

Don't ask Rick, he'll never tell

We screamed why as they fell

Oh gods, Rick, what the hell?

_I'd trade my soul for a wish

Drachmas and Denarius for a kiss

I wasn't looking for this

But now he's in our way

_Percabeth was holding

Ripped clothes skin was showing

Holy Hades it's the cover

The most beautiful backs we've ever seen

_Hey it's been a year

And it's driving us crazy!

But House of Hades

Just come out already!

_It's hard to look right

At your cover, baby

There's Rick Riordan

Let's kidnap him already

_Hey it's been a year

And it's driving us crazy!

But House of Hades

Just come out already!

_And all the other fandoms

Try to chase me

But I don't care about that

I love you, baby

_Rick took his time with the call

Percabeth took no time with the fall

They gave us nothing at all

Except a lot of feels

_I beg and cry and fangirl

Have pickled egg and hurl

I didn't know it was so disgusting

And now it's in my tummy

_Percabeth was holding

Ripped clothes skin was showing

Holy Hades it's the cover

The most beautiful backs we've ever seen

_Hey it's been a year

And it's driving us crazy!

But House of Hades

Just come out already!

_It's hard to look right

At your cover, baby

There's Rick Riordan

Let's kidnap him already

_Hey it's been a year

And it's driving us crazy!

But House of Hades

Just come out already!

_And all the other fandoms

Try to chase me

But I don't care about that

I love you, baby

_Before you came into my life

I wasn't so sad

I wasn't so mad

I actually had social life!

_Before you came into my life

I was sane

And Rick you know that

Now I'm just so, so mad (mad, mad)

_It's hard to look right

At your cover, baby

There's Rick Riordan

Let's kidnap him already

_Hey it's been a year

And it's driving us crazy!

But House of Hades

Just come out already!

_And all the other fandoms

Try to chase me

But I don't care about that

I love you, baby

_Before you came into my life

I wasn't so sad

I wasn't so mad

I actually had social life!

_Before you came into my life

I was sane

And Rick you know that

_So October 8th just come already!

If you liked Crazy Parody No.5 then please check out my other parodies. :)

Ta –ta cupcakes!