This probably won't make as much sense if you haven't read the first chapter, so do that first! Rated T for mild swearing.

12 shots, and 2 clubs later

Alec and Jace stumbled into a strangely bright Mundie store, mostly because it was filled with food. They had wandered over to the fruit section when Alec picking up a pineapple yelled "SPONGEBOB IS IN HERE! I SHALL BUY SPONGEBOB AND WE WILL BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS!" Jace laughing hysterically, screamed "WHAT THE HELL IS A SPONGEBOB?!" They both rolled to the floor, laughing so hard they cried. "I d-dunno, some Mundie thing, I read it in a magazine." Alec slurred. The intercom came on telling someone to go to aisle three. Alec got to his knees and yelled "The Angel Raziel has spoken to me! What do you want all powerful angel?!" He looked confused and looked up towards the ceiling. Then suddenly a black cloaked sparkly figure marched up to them. He had the most beautiful cat eyes Alec had ever seen. "I didn't know Children of the Nephilim got drunk. Well, what a sight." The beautiful cat man said. "I-I'm going to s-say this because I would never do it if I didn't have 6 sh-shots of vodka in me. But you have the most beautiful cat eyes…" Alec started but then he passed out. Jace giggled and Magnus Bane rushed over to him. He flicked his hand and murmured "If I don't regret this, this will be a great story to tell."

Alec and Jace woke up still drunk on a bed together. There was pounding music and there seemed to be smoke gathering outside the door. They both moaned and Jace screamed. "AHHHH! AH! AH! AH!" He was yelling in spasmodic beats. He was staring at Magnus Bane who was watching them amused. "Be quiet. Jesus, you'll scare my guests away." Magnus said, smirking. "I scare all Downworlders away, Warlock. I AM THE GREATEST SHADOWHUNTER EVER!" Jace said, his hands gesturing. Alec looked a bit hurt, so Magnus quickly said "Come join the party, you'll fit right in." And he headed out the door. Alec never realized it before but when he walked he was sort of beautiful. Alec quickly pushed the thought away, and grabbed Jace's hand and headed out the door. The theme of the party seemed to be medieval times, with kelpies dressed as hot medieval girls with long dresses and braids. Guys were wearing knight costumes, and some even had a lance or two. Mostly importantly, everyone appeared to be drunk or close to it. The hot sweaty bodies grinded on the dance floor, and as Alec looked up he appeared to be alone. Jace had gone over to hit on a faerie or two. Alec felt out of his element. Even drunk he was still a terrible dancer, and at the last two clubs he basically only drank. Alec felt like that's all he could do really, he had no interest in hitting on any girls. Luckily, Jace didn't seem to notice. Alec took a green Jell-O shot off a tray, and the glittery warlock suddenly appeared. "I'm Magnus Bane, if you didn't know. Although you probably should, I'm the High Warlock of Brooklyn. I'm likely all over your little secret Shadowhunter watch lists." Magnus said, grinning. Alec feeling brave, sucked down the shot and said "I know. And I know I was interrupted by my sudden collapse. So, I'll repeat myself. You have the most beautiful eyes ever." Alec said, as brazen and sober as he could muster. Magnus smiled, "Well if those parents of yours ever let you date, call me. And if you remember any of this conversation of course." He winked, and looked up suddenly. "Oh shit." He said.

Alec whipped around just in time to see Jace take a huge bite out of a faerie plum. If Jace hadn't been drunk, he would have known better. They all did, faerie food was known to make humans crazy and the mixture of alcohol could not help. It took Jace about 5 seconds to go berserk. He got a crazed look in his eyes and grabbed some Downworlder's lance. He then disappeared into the bathroom where he came out a tub of glitter. "No! Not my glitter, you damn Shadowhunter!" Magnus yelled. Jace then dumped the entire thing on his head, and shot the lance into the air. "I AM THE GOD OF ALL THE LITTLE PONIES!" Jace announced to the shocked and befuddled crowd.

An hour later, Alec and Magnus were chasing Jace's naked ass down Madison Avenue. "I think... *huff*… the alcohol…*huff*... And the faerie plum… should be wearing off… *huff* in a few minutes." Magnus breathed, not used to this kind of strenuous exercise. God, Magnus thought the things I do to get laid. And he shot a glance over to Alec who appeared to be fine. Sure enough Jace slowed down and crumbled to the ground. They both caught up to him, and he stood up. They both tried not to look down too much, but eventually the temptation was too much and they both glanced down. Hmmm, pretty impressive. Magnus thought. I'd hit him if not for his straightness and if I didn't want to do his brother first. Alec thought Holy shit, it's huge. Is mine that big? Oh god, am I going to get a boner? How freaking embarrassing would that be?

Jace seemed to have no problem being naked in the middle of the street at 2:32am. He caught their glances, and said "I know I'm irresistible to all genders. You can stare." And he gestured for them to come closer. "I'm good Shadowhunter. I think there is too much of you for me to handle." Magnus said, snickered. Jace suddenly noticed the antlers on his head. He pointed and said "What the hell?" "You stole them from my room, after you ate the faerie plum. Then you said something about being chased by hunters, and so he tore off your clothes and took off." Magnus explained. Alec looked at his watch, it was late they had to get home before his Mom and Dad or Isabelle realized that they were gone. "We have to go Jace. Right now, we only have a few hours before Maryse and Robert wake up." Alec said, hurriedly. It felt weird calling them his Mom and Dad in front of the mature Warlock. Magnus grinned and waved his hand. Suddenly Jace's clothes were back in their proper place. He gave Alec a little sad smile and a wave and flicked his hand again. Alec and Jace were standing directly underneath Isabelle's window. Isabelle luckily had a sturdy tree for climbing and they scurried up the tree and crashed into Isabelle once they got into the window. She too had apparently been sneaking in. They all looked and sized each other up. Isabelle's hair was messy, and her short dress was rumpled. Alec's shirt had somehow during the night got switched with Jace's. They all sprinted. Isabelle was taking off her heels and rushed to wipe off her makeup. Alec and Jace ran to the bathroom which connected into Alec's. Jace's room was down the hall so he would just have to crash in Alec's. Alec threw Jace a couple of pillows and hopped into bed.

They slept well for 3 hours but Maryse woke them up, by knocking and coming in. They both sat up groggy, trying their best to hide their hangovers. "Good morning. I guess Jace decided to sleep in here tonight?" Maryse asked, calmly. Alec and Jace both nodded. "What did you two do last night anything exciting?" Maryse questioned. They could both see she knew something. Jace spoke quickly "No, we just worked off some training hours and I was too lazy to walk to my room, so I crashed in here." Alec let out a little breath of relief. Jace had always been the better liar. "Really, Jonathon? Alexander? Nothing remotely interesting?" Maryse said, her eyes cutting right into them. She took out her phone and hit play. There was some shuffling, some weird music in the background, and then Alec's voice came on. "Isabelle? Are you there?" Alec's voice said giggling slurring each word. "If you are I hope you're having fun, because we are! We're doing shots!" Jace's voice screamed jumping up two octaves.

Then Maryse's recorded voice came on, "Jonathon and Alexander Lightwood, are you drunk?!" it screeched. "No, I do not think so dear sister. I think I am drunk." Alec's voice replied kindly. Maryse snapped the phone shut and glared at them. "That was not us. Must have been a wrong number." Jace said, quickly. Alec moaned, they were already busted, Jace was making it worse. "Really, Jonathon? If you two weren't out clubbing why do you have glitter in your hair?" Maryse said harshly. Jace opened his mouth and closed it very quickly.

On the bed, Clary was madly giggling. "That makes so much sense. What did Maryse do?" Jace rolled his eyes and said "Clarissa for your own sake please stop giggling. I might have to tickle you to death." Jace said, tickling her side. She giggled again, high pitched. "And she was of course, furious. She had Hodge make us do a 5 page report on the perils of drinking and we weren't allowed out of our rooms for another 6 months. It was not a fun time. And I don't think Alec has had a sip of alcohol since." Jace said, laughing himself. Clary went to her closet and shuffled around. Aha! She knew she had them. For 3rd grade, she was a reindeer. She walked over to him, and crowned the antlers on his head. He bowed deeply and pulled her in for a long kiss.