NYAHAHAHAHA IM BACK! :D. IM WRITING THIS WHILE LISTENING TO CANNIBAL. *HAS IMAGE OF LUCY EATING NATSU* NEVER AGAIN. *^* BUT HOPE YOU ENJOY! SORRY IVE BEEN ON HIATUS FOR SO LONG . FORGIVE ME? m(_ _)m ゴメンナサイ COOKIE?

DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER LADIDADIDA, I DON NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL!

LUCY POV

I rocked into the bar with Levy, as we discussed who was hotter in durarara.

"Shizuo is WAY hotter!" I said indignantly, "I mean, look at his freakily sexy eyes! How can you not say he's hot?"

Levy tsked. "You're wrong Lu chan. Izaya is WAAAAAAAAAAY hotter. Shizuo has great eyes and all, but look at Izaya's BODY! It litteraly screams sex god! HE is way sexier than Shizuo!"

"But Shizuo has a cool body as well!"

"Izaya's body is better!"

"IS NOT!"

"IS TOO."

"NOT"

"TOO"

"NOT"

"TO-"

"SHUT UP!"

We both jumped as Mira yelled at us. She glared at us before shaking her head, sighing.

"Master wants to see you two in his office now. You might want to hurry up. He seems to be in a bad mood apparently."

Me and Levy exchanged glances as we thanked Mira and went in. Master in a bad mood? And called for US? WERE WE GETTING FIRED?! I could see that Levy had the same thought.

Scared, we went up to the second floor, across the room and finally came in front of the great wooden door labelled 'master'. Taking a big breath, we knocked on the door timidly.

"Come in." He boomed.

We both shivered, before going in. Master had his back to us, facing the large window which overlooked the town. You know when a little rabbit was cornered by a pack of VERY hungry hyenas? Yea well, we were the rabbits. Master was the pack of hyenas. Levy and I trembled, as master turned and faced us. Man, if looks could kill, me and Levy would of died, gone to heaven, and die again. He stared at us, before he sat down.

"Levy, Lucy, I'm trusting you two. I want you two to find out who has been talking to Ivan for the past months. Tell me when you find out who it is."

Me and Levy furiously nodded, while sweating profusely. Master gravely nodded, before dismissing us. Me and Levy couldn't agree more. We stumbl- ok that's an understatement. We sprinted out, as if Erza was chasing us. In other words, we very fast. VERY fast. We ran to the bar, and hid under a table in the corner of the room, and prayed that we would at least survive until Max admitted that he has a broom fetish. We waited for a few minutes. When it became clear that master was not going to come charging after us, we got out under table, and sat on nearby chairs, and proceeded to continue our Durarara conversation, completely forgetting about master's request. And somewhere in my mind, I knew I would regret it. A lot.

STING POV

SABERTOOTH BAR

I was pissed. VERY pissed. Do you wanna know? Of course you do. Cos I am the great Sting kun.

A HOUR BEFORE

I strode in, and was immediately flocked by fan girls. Some squealed, some flirted, some fainted, and some punched others because they were touching me. Pfft, it's understandable. You can't see a hottie like me every day. I gave my trademark smirk, and BAM! It was a sea of fainted fan girls. Chuckling, I made my way to Rogue, who was standing there in the corner.

"Wassup?" I asked, giving him a fist bump. I was about to go on about my day, when I froze.

"What?" he asked.

"Y-y-y-you…YOUR SMILING!" I shouted, dramatically pointing at him.

Let me explain. When Rogue smiles, it either means the something VERY good happened. OR, it means that you should start running from him. Cos he's about to do something you do NOT want to know. Last time, he made me go out in a bunny suit. Trembling, I walked back, before turning and running off at full speed. Apparently Rogue is hell fast, because before I knew it, he had grabbed my arm and thrown me into the bar. I shivered, and started shaking really bad, as he loomed above me, with a wicked grin. I could only gulp.

FLASHBACK END

And now, here I am, dressed up in a frilly maid suit. And the reason? Well the reason was that we needed money to fund the bar. SO Rogue decided he would charge random people (fan girls and fan boys (BELIEVE IT)) money to take a photo with me. It started off with me in a casual outfit. Then it went to caveman. Then cat. Then bunny (AGAIN. I swear he had kept it for this). Then police woman. Then wedding DRESS. And this kept on going and going, until it came to the most moe outfit of all time. The Maid outfit. I tried running. Believe me I did. But damn! Rogue just ACCIDENTLY threaten to send it to Minerva, and he would ACCIDENTLY say that I WANTED to do it. I swear he seems nice on the outside, but inside? Oh no, he was a demon. With extra long horns. And ten arms. One eye. A billion feet. And slimy. And- you get the point. And if you are out there Rogue, just let me get this straight. I fudging hate you. I would be fire if you were water. In other words, YOU WILL BE THE FUDGING DEATH OF ME. Oh and Mavis sama? Please please PLEASE give Rogue a one way ticket to hell. Damn you Rogue. Just… Damn you.

NATSU POV

It was a normal day for me. Normal clothes. Normal friends. Normal food. Normal conversations. Normal places. Just normal. … SOMETHING WAS WRONG. WHY WAS IT SO QUIET?! Freaked out, I ran around the whole room, until I realized it. WHERE WAS I? Just as I realized I was somewhere else, my head began to throb. BADLY. Groaning, I slumped down against the wall, and held back the urge to puke. And just at that moment, the door opened, there stood a silhouette.

"Morning sempai~"

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! OH MY, WHO IS THIS PERSON. 0-0;;~? I WONDER =M=

LUCY: I'LL SAVE YOU NATSU!

NATSU: MY HEAD HUUUUUUURTS ;-;

LETI: HUEHUEHUE…. 0U0b

SEEYA NEXT TIMES!