Once, Silver was at McDonalds eating a McChicken. "Yum!" he yelled in pure joy, attracting stares from the customers around him.
As he took another bite of his fabulous fried chicken, he began to realize something. He realized that his burger's life would soon come to an end, and there was no way to stop it. With that realization, his eyes began to water, and shining clear orbs like pearls fell and splashed unto the cold, cold ground beneath him. After sobbing for two minutes, his hands suddenly burned and he looked up. He gasped in pure horror. His McChicken was burnt to small, charred pieces of pure ash!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Silver screamed to the universe and all its inhabitants, earning even more glares from the disgruntled customers and the staff. But Silver didn't care about them. His chicken was killed. It was murdered. It was assassinated! Who could have done such a thing to his beloved burger, his cherished chicken, his sacred sandwich?! After crying for two more minutes, he decided that he was ready. He was ready to face the world and all of its cruelties, and more importantly, he was ready to find out who was the criminal that had destroyed his chicken. He looked up, and gasped again. It was Blaze!
"Hello," said Blaze. "I see you've gotten quite attached to an inanimate object."
Silver gasped. "How could you say that?! SHE WAS MY ONE TRUE LOVE! AND YOU KILLED HER! SO YOU MUST DIE!" he yelled, making some people line up at the counter to lodge a complaint.
"I annihilated your burger because," Blaze explained, "the whole point of this story is to teach a moral to the good kids that some things are inanimate objects, not living beings. They don't feel emotions, or-"
Silver glared at her. "HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING!" he screamed. He proceeded to stand up, walk over to Blaze, and deliver a swift kick to her behind, making her fly out the window.
Silver then looked at the broken glass with a feeling of accomplishment, and went in line to order another McChicken.
THE END
OTP = SILVERxMCCHICKEN