Nightmarelover13:hey everyone MERRY CHRISTMAS
TO ALL THOSE WHO ARE GOOD AND BAD
Andrew:isn't just good?
Nightmarelover13:shut it I been bad this year-so anyway today is Christmas and as you could see its around eleven PM because you see my family tradition is to open our gift at midnight.
Andrew:and now to have a awesome Mexican Christmas
*mares mom,dad,two brothers,uncles,aunts,cousin*
Mom:hola who wants Tamales?
Crowd:Everyone does
*passed tamales*
*kin and kon walk on the stage*
Kon:Free food!
Kin:and science say Tamales are good.
Corey:this Christmas is awesome!
Laney:you could say that again
Corey:this Christmas is-
Laney:no I didn't mean it.
Nightmarelover13:hey Laney and Corey come over here!
Laney&corey:ok
*walks to Mare to see her and Andrew giggling*
Laney:what's so funny?
Andrew:you two are under the mistletoe.
*Corey and laney look up and giggle*
Nightmarelove13:what's so funny* looks up to see Her and Andrew under the mistletoe* Crap!
Andrew:Damn it curse my bad sight!
Nightmarelover13:Nope nope we are not going to kiss *tries to walk away but a force fill box bounce mare back
Andrew:what the hell?
Corey:you don't understand this is Peaceville a mistletoe is actually a thing where you have to kiss in order to get out.
*nightmarelover and Andrew both look at each other*
Nightmarelover13:*gulp* Andrew you breath better not smell
Andrew:same goes for you*said nervous
*Mare and Andrew lean closer and closer until their lips met*
Corey:umm you guys could stop now-
Laney:shh leave them it's cute a Christmas Kiss *sigh*
*Corey look at laney *
Corey:H-Hey lanes I got you a gift.
Laney:yeah what is it.
*corey Kiss laney and laney kiss back*
Mares mom:pinchin kids be kissing on Christmas.
*mare and Andrew separate and look at each other*
Andrew:I love you-
Nightmarelover13:wait what?
Andrew:oh I just said it for the views you know viewers love couples
Nightmarelover13:yeah famous one-like Corey and Laney awww they're kissing and thats what you called Corney
Andrew:you success on your show Tay.
Nightmarelover13:oh Sh*t I did Wow I should do more of this
Andrew:look Taylor I really do love-
DING DING
Nightmarelover13:ok everyone it's midnight time to open your gift so audience look under your chairs!
Audience:there's nothing here you liar
Nightmarelover13:wait I didn't put it under the chair-well maybe because this ain't Opraha this is IS IT LOVE! your gift will fall from the roof in 5 4321
*gift fell from the roof*
*Audience open gift it was bacon with a Christmas hat and two tickets for the nightmarelover13 next show*
Nightmarelover13: ok so here is my gift for you Laney
*pass Laney a gift*
Laney:aww thanks mare here's yours* pass gift*
*laney unwrap it and see it was a shirt of Three days grace mare unwrap gift to see talking bacon*
Bacon:we wish you a merry Christmas we wish you a merry Christmas now won't you eat me now.
Nightmarelover13:This...Is ...AWesome!
Laney:I love my gift thanks mare
Corey:here lanes this gift is for you
*kiss lanes again*
Laney:I love your gift core.
*both blush*
Andrew:hey mare I got you a gift*give gift*
Nightmarelover13:thanks Andrew here's yours *passed gift*
*opens gift*
Nightmarelover13:thanks Andrew I love it*picture of mare and Andrew with a heart shape frame*
*hugs Andrew*
Andrew:I love your gift too *a Poster of the walking dead(don't own)
Andrew:and where is amber?
Nughtmarelover13:over their
*andrew walk to amber*
Amber:oh hey Andrew merry Christmas.
Andrew:merry Christmas amber here is your gift*kiss cheek*
amber:OMGOMGOMGOMG!
*faint*
Nightmarelover13:Well merry Christmas everyone now Grojband will sing a Christmas song!
(YOUR FAVORITE MARTIAN
Santa Hates Poor Kids)
Corey:I really hate it that my family's poor! I really wish I was a rich kid. 'Cause they always get all the pimped gifts for Christmas.
Did I get a new Xbox? Fat chance!
While Billy gets a new pony and a lap dance.
Plus a tree house mansion and a jet ski.
How the hell did he get a pterodactyl?
Laney: Gets me!
Corey:I thought Christmas was awesome, on and poppin.
'Till Jan got a slave and Google stock options.
And I don't think you understand how it feels. To see another kid roll up in his Bentley Power Wheels like:
"Look at my new ride; Santa just bought it.
He didn't get you nothing ' cause your mom's an alcoholic."
He's right I got some underwear used by my brother.
I'm like Oliver Twist, "Please may I have another?"
I opened up a present, and found an eviction notice!
Man, fuck you Santa! We're spending Christmas with the homeless!
Laney:Santa must hate the poor kids.
'Cause Santa only hangs with the rich, come on.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
Kin&kin:And if you ain't got money then he ain't coming.
Nothing under your tree tonight!
Corey:And all I got was a charm bracelet with no charms.
And a discharged G.I. Joe with no arms. And a drunk step dad. Man, I hate it here!
And mom got some cigarettes and half a case of beer.
We're too poor for Christmas music.
Laney&corey:We A capella!
And our Christmas tree is just a busted umbrella. With a bunch of junk glued to it. This shit is useless!
And Ravi said: Santa also hates you if you're Jewish.
Laney:Santa must hate the poor kids.
'Cause Santa only hangs with the rich, sing it.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
And if you ain't got money then he ain't coming.
Nothing under your tree tonight!
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
Corey:Fuck you Santa! You fat motherfucker!
How'd you get so big? You been drinking butter?
Always acting jolly, I ain't buying into that.
And why you always trying to get kids to sit on your lap?
I heard you touch Scottish boys under the kilt.
Hey Fatty Clause! Stop eating my cookies and milk!
Or I'm going to go to the North Pole and enroll you in gym class.
And next year I'm leaving diet pills and Slim Fast.
You see me while I'm sleeping You creep me out.
And while you watching me why you got to take your penis out?
So bring it Santa! I'm not afraid to fight, bitch!
I'll whoop you ass and take a shit on your nice list!
I want to take you out in the worst way.
If you're a saint? Why'd you steal Jesus' birthday?
So keep your dumb gifts Santa, we don't need you!
Laney:And tell the Tooth Fairy, she's a cheap bitch too!
Laney:Santa Hates Poor Kids, corey:come on.
Audience:Santa Hates Poor Kids.
And if you ain't got money then he ain't coming.
Nothing under your tree tonight!
Santa Hates Poor Kids.
Tiny tim:And God bless us everyone!
Corey:Shut the hell up Tiny Tim! You're not helping!
Laney:but no Santa hates poor kids
Nightmarelover13:merry Christmas folks also this is to Santa What the hell is your problem calling all of us ho by saying ho ho ho mess up I swear...
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE GUYS HAVE A AWESOME DAY