Me: Hello folks glad to see you with us thus far.

Evan: Yeah man thanks for your support.

Eragon: Aren't you supposed to be dead.

Evan: Ha like your dragon could kill me. She fights like a chameleon.

Me: I'm going to start the story before someone dies…Again. CP owns the things that seem familiar.

Eragon woke up feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. He walked over to Saphira's saddle, which she had decided not to wear during her stay here, and grabbed the mirror from the side. He commanded Draumr Kopá and the surface shimmered to form a picture of the throne room.

His dad looked up and smiled." Hey son. I was wondering when you would call." Galbatorix said.

Eragon responded " Sorry been a little busy. So when are the Urgals gonna attack. Seeing as I am their commander, I would recruit them. Though Durza still has command of Ten thousand."

Galbatorix nodded and replied " Well you could tell them to go to the burning plains and wait for you there. They are going to attack in five days time. I was going to give the Varden a warning of two days or a couple hours before but I trust your judgement.

Goodbye my son and tell your mom I love her. Don't let Brom steal her from me like he did the last time."

Eragon smiled and let the magic fade away. His peace was soon destroyed by his annoying youngest brother. "You. You slime guzzling. Filthy bathing. Son of a mother fucker. You were talking to Galbatorix."

Eragon turned around and saw his youngest brother Evan standing there sword drawn. Eragon seized his mind and brushed away his barriers. He erased the memory of the past few moments and replaced it with a conversation of them talking of mental barriers and left the memory of him breaking into his mind.

Eragon smiled once the work was done. " If you would so kindly excuse me " Eragon said " I must speak with Ajihad."

He walked out of his cave leaving a bewildered Evan behind. Eragon walked down Vol Turin and headed towards Ajihad's study. He walked up to the door and waited for the guards to relay Ajihad's acceptance of his requested visit. The guards let him in at the leader's word and Eragon walked in.

"Ajihad call a war council" he said " We have something important to discuss."

Ajihad called over Jarsha and told him to summon Hrothgar, Arya, Jormundr, Brom, Murtagh,and Evan. Eragon sat down looking at the map of Farthen Dur and the network of tunnels underneath.

Jormundr walked in first followed by Hrothgar and Brom. Arya walked in five minutes after they came in with Evan following her. Murtagh came shortly after that and Eragon locked and soundproofed the room with magic. Ajihad looked at Eragon waiting for him to explain why he had them gather here.

"Farthen Dur" he started " Will be attacked in five days by an army of Kull and Urgals. I can have 3 quarters of their army walk away and wait for my orders in the Spine.

Since their army is 100,000 strong you would still have to face 25,000 urgals and Durza. According to my source the army is stationed in Orthíad or Íthrö Zhäda as they refer to it."

Evan immediately spoke up "How do we now your source is right and why would those ungodful creatures listen to you?"

Eragon answered irritated " Well seeing as my source was the one who placed that army there I'm sure he was right.

I gained the trust of the Urglagra nation and they see me as their commander. Now I suggest we magically block off all the tunnels except 3.

At those three tunnels we collapse them and force the urgals out into all that open space. At each hole will be tar pits and boiling oil. When they come up pour the tar and oil in and then shoot burning arrows into the holes.

Dig a trench twelve feet wide and ten feet deep. Put pikes at the bottom of it. Put a barricade of sharpened trees a few feet away from the edge. At each hole should be one battalion and one dragon rider.

I want Ajihad and Hrothgar to be inside Tronjheim with 20 guards underneath the star sapphire. Murtagh and Arya work on blocking the tunnels with magic. Evan help collapse tunnels from up top. Jormundr, you and me are gonna help with the defenses. The rest of you help when your done. Hrothgar and Ajihad gather your forces and tell them the plan.

Evacuate all Varden women and children to Surda going the long way outside of the mountain range. I'm going to send the urgals away. Go Go Go Go!"

Everyone rushed to his or her duty on preparing for the battle. Eragon tracked down his mother and told her what his father said. He ran down one of the tunnels to Orthíad.

Eragon reached the old dwarf city in less than an hour. Eragon walked onto the command chamber. All heads turned towards him.

Eragon said " Ok. Ok. Gather every Urgal loyal to me and send them to the middle of this compound."

Every Urgal scrambled out of the chamber and ten minutes later were out in the middle of the compound. As Eragon looked out he saw his prediction was wrong. Instead of 100,000 urgals and kull it was 80,000 urgal and kull.

He magically amplified his voice and said "Leave this city and go to the burning plains. Wait there for me and my orders. The Varden wont bother you of that I give promise. Now go and do as you were told."

Eragon turned and ran through the tunnels back to Farthen Dur. Once he got there he noticed two days had passed and no one had seen or heard from him. When he did get there the first person to see him was Evan.

Eragon walked right past him. He found Ajihad and Hrothgar in Ajihad's study. He told Jarsha to go get Arya and Jormundr. They waited five minutes and Jormundr came in. He was followed by Arya a minute later. Evan walked in right after her and started to sit down next to her. Eragon grabbed him and pushed him out the door.

He closed and locked the door then sound proofed the room so anyone who tried to listen in would hear false words. Eragon turned to the four at the table.

He asked " How many soldiers do we have?"

Ajihad answered " We have a total of 14,000 soldiers, Eragon."

Eragon smiled and shook his head his body shaking in silent laughter.

Arya asked " Would you care to enlighten us as to why you are laughing?"

Eragon calmed down and replied " You see, we are going up against 20,000 Urgragla and a Shade."

Everyone immediately started to question their ability to win.

Eragon said " We can still win though. I got the shade do not worry about him. No one is to go after him at all. We have three dragons one of which can breathe fire. I have all my dad's power source. We have a fucking elf too. There is no way we can lose and we shall lose less than a thousand.

We will have the same battle plan. But the third line of defense will be the dragons. I put a hundred wards on each and then they attack the oncoming urgals. When they first bleed they will leave and then we attack."

Jormundr stood and questioned "Good plan but what do you mean by Galbatorix's power source? What is his power source?"

Eragon shook his head "Im afraid I cant tell you that. It is one of the Riders and Elves most guarded secret."

They talked a bit more and decided on positions.

As they all got up to leave the door burst open and Evan ran in yelling "No, Arya don't marry him. I object to this marriage."

Evan crashed to the floor and they looked down at him as if he was off his rocker. Eragon was smiling as he and Arya walked out the room. Eragon looked down at her and had a sudden idea. He stepped away and said " I challenge you to a rematch milady." Arya smiled and ran towards the sparring grounds. Eragon took off after. He caught her just past the gates and passed her. As he neared the field he caught a image in his mind. It was of Arya bouncing on his dick and her double D's bouncing. He stopped to admire it and he fell. Arya ran past him laughing like she was carefree.

He walked over to her and grumbled about cheaters. He pulled out his practice sword Unbitdr and blocked it. Arya did the same to her sword and took her stance. Eragon looked for the weakest point in her stance. Neither noticed the crowd that gathered to watch the fight. Eragon looked and saw that slightly more weight was positioned on her right foot. He charged to her left and switched to the right at the last second. She dropped to the ground and rolled to avoid Eragon's side slash. She jumped up and started exchanging blows with Eragon.

Slash, block, parry, stab, dodge, slash, slash, block, parry, was all that went through Eragon's head. It went just like that for four hours and it didn't look like it would end. Both fighters felt zero fatigue. Eragon backed away from a slash. He noticed that when she slashed her body turned a little to protect her right side. He provoked her and she slashed again. Eragon blocked her sword and pushed it to the side. He spun to his right and swiped out her feet with his left foot. He finished his spin and placed his sword on her neck. He backed up and crowed.

He had just beaten the best elven warrior in a 5 hour spar. He stopped looked around smirked at the crowd. He took some energy from the eldunarí and replenished his and Arya's energy stores.

He looked around and shouted " Who wants to challenge me? You may fight in groups of 1-20."

The first person to step forward was Evan. He was joined by Murtagh and the dwarf Orik. He heard a commotion and those three were joined by their dragons, Ajihad, Jormundr, and Hrothgar. He smiled and thought this should be a challenge.

He was surrounded and he held his sword down at his side he pulled out Istalrí and blocked it's razor sharp edge. He waited and saw movement to his left. Orik charged him and swung his axe. Eragon blocked his swing and flicked his other sword up to his neck. Orik walked into the out area. Jormundr and Hrothgar charged at him. He slipped between them and knocked Jormundr's sword out of his hands and Hrothgar's hammer out of his hands. He spun around and launched forward. He landed and put his swords on their neck.

They walked out and Murtagh, Ajihad, and Evan walked in. He faced them and let them come to him. They attacked him at the same time. He spun around his swords held vertical. He stopped and quickly "killed" each of his opponents. They walked out and Thorn and Fundor walked in. He sighed happy to know how to kill a dragon. Upset since he knew how hard it was. He faced them and charged. He slid under a tail whip and jumped over a bite. He landed on Thorn's head. He placed his sword on the back of his head and jumped off. He landed and jumped at Fundor. He turned horizontal and spun through his claws. He turned and tapped his neck twice. He landed on the ground grinning.

He asked " Who's next?"

Me: Remember to tell me what you think

Eragon: See that I am a badass. Six people and two dragons and an elf. Im to good.

Evan: No I let you get me. And the dragons let you get them.

Everyone Else: No he beat us fair and square. Stop Complaining.

Arya: Yes so stop trying to be all that. Cant wait till we go to Ellesmera.

Me: Well Lets log off and let them continue later.