Office Affairs and Why Don't The Brats Ever Work (2)
Christa Renz is in a relationship with Ymir IDon'tHaveALastName
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Sasha Braus and 60 others like this
Sasha Braus My cuties 3. Give me food and wedding. Now.
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Connie Springer Da AWESOME u owe me ten Sasha Braus
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Sasha Braus D: NOOO
2 hours ago . Mikasa Ackerman likes this
Ymir IDon'tHaveALastName get off our beautiful moment in history, you useless bacteria.
2 hours ago . Mikasa Ackerman likes this
Reiner …
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Bertholdt Fubar Sorry about that. Reiner is really happy for you girls, he's crying in a corner. :)
2 hours ago . Annie Leonhardt and 20 others like this
Levi Rivaille Get off fb. Mikasa, OT.
2 hours ago . Sasha Braus and Connie Springer Da AWESOME likes this
To: Levi
From: Mikasa
Subject: You know
I'm getting tired of this.
To: Sashaxpotato
From: ConnieAWESOMENESS
Subject: Y Mikasa won't date the SM (lol)
Prob. Cause he 2 old
To: ConnieAWESOMENESS
Subject: rly?
Dun think so. M's liked Eren before, don't think she cares about that stuff
To: Sashaxpotato
From: ConnieAWESOMENESS
Subject: loll u stupid?
I meanTHERE! He cant satisfy her NEEDS! Getit? They'd be like getting it on & it's be like 5 sec & M's like 'wut' & he'd like 'I blew'
To: Connie AWESOMENESS
From: Sashaxpotato
Subject: OMG LOL
LOLOL AHAHAHAHA ROFL
From: Levi
To: Sashaxpotato
Subject: Get off the floor
And hand over your phone.
From: ConnieAWESOMENESS
To: Sashaxpotato
Subject: CHOKING
His dik is prob. smaller than the one M drew on his neck lol
From: ConnieAWESOMENESS
To: Sashaxpotato
Subject: He'd be like all done
And she'd b like dude u didnt even go in yet
From: ConnieAWESOMNESS
To: Sashaxpotato
Subject: Proportional to his height
Jean said he was peeing & u cant even c it, its like not even there
From: ConnieAWESOMENESS
To: Sashaxpotato
Subject: prob y hes so uptight like that oldy across the road
They hav the same expresions
From: sashaxpotato
To: ConnieAWESOMNESS
Subject: Come to my office
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To: Sashaxpotato
From: ConnieAWESOMENESS
Subject: dude, SM'll kick me shitless if he saw me slackin
Swear to God its all that cleaning making it shrivel up
To: Levi
From: Hanji
Subject: What are you doing?
I hear a lot of screaming. Is it about your height? （⌒▽⌒）
To: Levi
From: Irwin
Subject: Keep it down a notch
Thank you. And please make sure you do not fatally injure Sasha, Connie, or Hanji. It is difficult to replace three in the same department.
Regards,
Irwin Smith
CEO of the SnO corporations
To: Irwin
From: Levi
Subject: Too late sorry Irwin
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Sasha Braus Connie has a dirty mind & my butt no longer works
Ymir IDon'tHaveALastName and 22 others like this . Like . Comment . Share . 3 hours ago
Ymir IDon'tHaveALastName r those 2 things related?
3 hours ago . Mikasa Ackerman and 12 others like this
Eren Jäger Haven't seen connie all day
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Armin Arlert I don't know but I saw Jean crying in a corner without pants.
3 hours ago . Eren Jäger and 20 others like this
Marco ½ I think they were used to tie Sasha to the ceiling
3 hours ago . Mikasa Ackerman and 21 others like this
Armin Arlert How can she text if she's tied to the ceiling?
3 hours ago . Eren Jäger and 18 others like this
Levi Rivaille Now she can't.
3 hours ago . Mike and 29 others like this
Annie Leonhardt ^Marco? Why are you here?
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Marco ½ Now that you mention it… mind a little chat after work, Annie? 0:)
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Reiner Braun found Connie in the city landfill, Jean Kirschtein, sorry, but I think your boxers are ruined. –with Connie Springer Da AWESOMENESS
Ymir IDon'tHaveALastName and 83 others like this . Like . Comment . Share . 2 hours ago
Armin Arlert Why are they ruined?
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Bertholdt Fubar I'm not sure but when we picked them up it was really wet and smelled a little weird, and we can't find Connie's clothes either.
2 hours ago . Ymir IDon'tHaveALastName likes this
Ymir IDon'tHaveALastName ^lol, maybe if you try squeezing the liquit out of his boxers and drink it you'll know. Dumbass
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Irwin Smith It is with our sincerest apologies that I must inform you of our trusted and beloved employee, Hanji Zoe will be away from work until further notice. During this time, I must ask you to refrain from looking for her in the attic, for I cannot guarantee your safety if you wish to satisfy your curiosity.
Levi Rivaille likes this . Like . Comment . Share . 1 hour ago
Petra Ral UPDATE*** do NOT touch the SM (lol) today! Do not TOUCH him, TALK to him, MAKE EYECONTACT with him. Just DON'T DO IT
Auruo Bossard, Erd Gin, and 8 others like this . Like . Comment . Share . 1 hour ago
Eren Jäger Y?
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Petra Ral +New Message Action
Petra Ral 1 hour ago
:)
Eren Jäger 1 hour ago
Hi Petra
Petra Ral 1 hour ago
Eren do you trust me?
Eren Jäger 1 hour ago
After what happened last time?
Petra Ral 1 hour ago
Hey D: you promised not to bring that up
But, hey, I got a halo in return. It's so purty! 0:D
Eren Jäger 1 hour ago
… Im out
Petra Ral 1 hour ago
No, wait. I was going to tell you why you shouldn't piss off Section Manager (SM LOL)
Eren Jäger 1 hour ago
I thought that was for all time?
Petra Ral 1 hour ago
Nah, usually hes more rason3ble
He's menstruating
Eren Jäger 1 hour ago
Wait ur not serious
Wait r u serious?
PETRA! PETRA RESPOND!
DFHJKSLHIEULIWF&*#^$*&# ^$(
Eren Jäger what does mantrating for men mean?
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Mikasa Ackerman you can hardly call that shortie a man, Eren. This is why you failed language class.
58 minutes ago . Ymir IDon'tHaveALastName and 12 others like this
To: Mikasa
From: Levi
Subject: OT
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To: Levi
From: Mikasa
Subject: You already gave me one
FAIL. You irksome shortie.
Zoe Hanji hisssssss… my preciousssssss
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Irwin Smith ^gone mad, do not approach
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Mikasa Ackerman posted a photo Magical cardcaptor, Levi-chan.
Sasha Braus, Connie Springer Da AWESOMNESS and 132 others like this . Like . Comment . Share . 50 minutes ago
Sasha Braus my bum almost healed from looking at this. MY QUEEN.
48 minutes ago . Connie Springer Da AWESOMNESS and 80 others like this . Like
Marco ½ : I think Jean is showing signs of like
47 minutes ago . Christa Renz and 72 others like this . Like
Connie Springer Da AWESOMENESS THE AWESOMENESS IS BACK MUTHAFUKAS
47 minutes ago . Sasha Braus and 69 others like this . Like
Hanji Zoe Reboot in 3…2…1…
46 minutes ago . Auruo Bossard and 60 others like this . Like
Ymir IDon'tHaveALastName wtf, are you trying to smile, SM?
45 minutes ago . Petra Ral and 57 others like this . Like
Petra Ral ^SM (lol)
44 minutes ago . Auruo Bossard and 65 others like this . Like
Armin Arlert You guys… don't be mean… I think the dress shows off his legs. The muscle proportion is really good.
44 minutes ago . Eren Jäger and 50 others like this . Like
Mikasa Ackerman ^youngest phD is a century, listen to him. No other person would look better in Card Captor Sakura's dress.
42 minutes ago . Petra Ral, Connie Springer Da AWESOMENESS, Sasha Braus and 49 others like this. Like
Mike Zakarius *licks lips sensually *
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To: Levi
From: Irwin
Subject: Concern
Sometimes I find it in the depth of my heart to wonder if you, my dear SM allowed her to find embarrassing moments of you on purpose.
Regards,
Irwin Smith
CEO of SnO
Levi Rivaille next person to call me SM will find there private parts inversely proportional to their height. Double OT, Ackerman. Watch it, Irwin.
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Armin Arlert why do you call the rest of us by our first names but not Mikasa. Not to be rude to you, of course, Section Manager.
28 minutes ago . Sasha Braus and 88 others like this
Sasha Braus OOOOOOOH~~~~
27 mintues ago . Petra Ral likes this
Petra Ral :D
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Mike Zakarius *wiggles eyebrows *
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Connie Springer Da AWESOMENESS Lol, only because his won't grow any bigger whethter its proportional or inversely proportional to his height
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Mikasa Ackerman ^ you forgot to change the privacy settings.
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Connie Springer Da AWESOMENESS… 0.0
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To: Levi
From: Mikasa
Subject: After the OT
I have an occasion to attend to, can't do OTx2
To: Mikasa
From: Levi
Subject: Too bad
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To: Levi
From: Mikasa
Subject: Fire me if you must
Can't miss it
To: Mikasa
From: Levi
Subject: Explain. Now.
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To: Irwin
From: Mikasa
Subject: Invasion of privacy
Fwd: Subject: Explain. Now.
Harassment report #2
To: Levi
From: Irwin
Subject: Better ways of picking her up
Indeed Levi, women prefer men to be more understanding.
Regards,
Irwin Smith,
CEO of SnO
To: Eren
From: Mikasa
Subject: Seems like a lot of people are being attacked by that shortie. Call me if he picks on you. Okay?
-M
To: Mikasa
From: Eren
Subject: Ill B
fine
To: Levi
From: ConnieAWESOMNESS
Subject: BEFORE YOU KICK ME OUT THE WINDOW AGAIN
I know what Mikasa is doing after work! Save my ass & I give you info!
To: ConnieAWESOMENESS
From: Levi
Subject: I'm getting both. Negotiation complete.
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Connie Springer Da AWESOMENESS fml
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A/N: Thank you so much for reviewing this story! There will most DEFINITELY be drunk texting. As for phone calls, I'm planning on putting the phone calls in at probably around chapter 4. Mainly because phone calls are a little bit more difficult since they're all in the office, I need to wait until somebody skips work. Yes, of course I had to use Marco ½ and 'HUH'! What Mikasa did to Sasha's food will be revealed in the next chapter… and it is indeed very terrible. It's the worst thing food can face (that I can think of). I am so glad you guys liked the format, I was quite skeptical… I also agree that tumblr would be kinda difficult… I'll probably mention it in passing though. Mikasa is a little bit OOC… partially because I can't write that she does everything with the most expressionless features possible, but I'll work on her! And if I made you laugh, or even feel a little happier… I guess I did my job right! Merci beaucoup *salutes back *!