Disclaimer: I own nothing except for my OCs and the plots.

Warning: T-rated for somewhat swearings.

A/N: I know it has been way past White Day, I could only say, sorry, Happy Belated White Day! Here's the Chocolate Disaster Part 2 as I promised, but it might not be as good as I intended after all those college assignments and projects eating my inspiration and drive away.

But still, I do hope this chapter could be still enjoyable for everyone.

Enjoy!

Ever since Shio's depart, Soma started to be more tolerant and accepting of various things he used to deem unnecessary. Like, spending idle time with his teammates, helping Kota in his study to raise his poor grades to more presentable level for promotion exams, sharing thoughts of the books he interested in with his Leader, as well as just sitting in the cafeteria with a mug of coffee sharing short and random conversations with Lindow.

He was being acceptance to others' effort and good intention to get to know him as a person rather than a Death God. However, that didn't mean that he could miraculously change from a depressing grump he admitted himself to be into a cheerful guy within the span of the short period of time. And besides, he shuddered at the thought of himself being all smiley and behave like a bundle of joy like the certain red-haired goofball in his Unit. Nope, not happening. Never. But he was starting to improve and has a more positive bearing, that's for sure.

However.

"What kind of abominable experiment are you trying to pull, this time, Old Geezer?"

Starting his long awaited day off by being forcefully dragged out of his couch all the way to the cunning doctor's laboratory and being persuade to put on an apron (not the frilly type, mind you) was certainly not what he had planned in mind, and definitely beyond the borderline of his limited acceptance for just anything at the time being.

"I'm terribly saddened, Soma." Doctor Sakaki sighed, but his smiling fox face spoke of another tale, "Why would I do something that would create chaos on such lovely day of the year?"

He is definitely plotting something.

"Then what's with this getup?" Soma said, impatiently tug on the hem of the blue apron he was forced on, and glared at the red-haired teen who was responsible for dragging him here in his orange apron.

"My, my, Soma. A healthy young man like you could afford to be more mindful and romantic to a special occasion, I'm sure Aisha would be thrilled about getting a daughter-in-law if she's still alive."

"Stop using my mother as a lure to get me do what you want."

"And of all things to inherit from Johannes, I guess you somehow inherited his pitifully low emotional intelligence when it comes to romance. Like father like son, I would say."

"Don't compare me to him either!"

"Then again, I guess Aisha was to blame for that part of Johannes's clumsiness in romance. She never chastises him every single time he has forgotten to celebrate-"

"Do you think I care what my old man did in the past? Just what do you want?" Soma finally cut him short before the whole conversation turned into the romance history of his parents, glaring at Kota who won't stop cackling the whole time.

Doctor Sakaki flicked his spectacles, declared, "Inventing chocolate for White Day."

"Oh cool!" Kota exclaimed excitedly.

"It is something abominable after all." Soma said curtly.

As the first victim of the infamous First Love Juice, Soma sincerely doubts that the old fox could even produce something favourable.

"L-Leader…" Alisa sheepishly called out to Aurora after her body shuddered out of the blue. Something bad was going to happen, she just knew it. Or else, who on earth would shudder when being literally cooped up in the Infernal Subway?

"Hn?"

"I had a bad feeling today." Alisa honestly expresses her worry.

"I always had a bad day on White Day," Aurora muttered. Though it was inaudible, Alisa could sense the same rare negative vibes emitted from Aurora during Valentine's Day.

"Huh?"

"Uh, I mean, I feel the same way." Aurora immediately rephrased, albeit sounded forceful. She too had been shuddering since morning as she felt all sorts of hostility was targeting her outside of the Den. But Alisa doesn't have to know about her dilemma. As for the sources of those pricky, malevolence vibes, that was another story to be told.

"Do you think we should head back?" Alisa asked.

"Not now."

"Why not? It's White Day. Aren't you curious to see what the boys are giving in return?"

Then, Alisa somewhat saw a mist of dark aura cloaking around her leader, she shuddered again.

"Nope, not at all." Aurora was smiling, but her eyes were as dead as a corpse, forcing Alisa to subconsciously take a few steps backward. "Why would I want to know what's going on such detestable- I mean, a distinct day?"

'She just said detestable. I definitely heard her said the word detestable!' Alisa exclaimed in her own head and she stood stiffly straight as a pole.

"You could head back first if you want. As for me, I am going to disappear for a day. Don't expect to see me until tomorrow."

"W-Wait, Leader! You can't just decide that for yourself!"

"It's fine, it's fine." Aurora said indifferently and head towards the opposite side of the pick-up point, "I already had Tsubaki's permission to take up extra missions."

Before Alisa had a chance to stop her, a startled puppy yelp cut her off. By the time she realized it, a bundle of black fur ball was being tossed towards her and land right in her arms. It's her Leader's beloved companion.

Then, Alisa heard her Leader grumbling from the distance, "On a day like this, I refuse to be in the same room with anything that is made out of XY Chromosomes and surround by virago squads who's out for my blood and a want nothing more to land their palms on my cheeks. Valentine's Day is enough, who on earth created White Day in the first place?"

Trust the Leader to make an epic complaint without a use of foul words.

XY Chromosomes? Virago squads?

What?

Alisa could only gawk in wonder as Leonard's fluffy ears pressed down tight against his skull, tail tug between his hind legs, whining in dejection, but made no move to chase his mistress down as he somehow knew he would end up tossing back to Russian God Eater again.

"W-Wow…"

"…"

"What are you two youngsters waiting for? Go on and give them out to your romantic interest!" Doctor Sakaki encouraged proudly, seemingly satisfied with his creation with the help of Soma and Kota.

But the latter two knew better that they mostly help in stopping the eccentric scientist from dropping any more inedible stuff into the saucepan rather than cooking. In the end, their frantic effort on preventing the worst from happening proven to be futile.

"What the hell is this?" Soma asked an unnecessary question with a gloomed face, eying the bubbling piles of the unknown on the plate.

"Soma, it's a White Day Chocolate of course!"

"B-But, there's nothing… white of this chocolate…" Kota nervously inches closer to take a look at the 'White Day Chocolate' that contains myriad of mysterious colours, "And it certainly doesn't smell like one."

"Of course, it doesn't smell like that of an unhealthy artificial cocoa and sweeteners. It's a specially made chocolate that is meant for God Eaters!" Doctor Sakaki declared.

"No one with the right mind would eat it." Soma retorted bluntly with a monotonous tone and Doctor Sakaki immediately disagree, "You wouldn't know, Soma. Love is blind. Who knows, there are girls who might actually eat it as appreciation for your effort. Take your Leader as an example."

"I could already imagine Alisa shove the plate into my face," Kota muttered uncertainly. "Is it a bad thing that I'm having a second thought that Leader would actually eat it?"

"Not at all." Soma responded.

Heck, he even had a gut feeling that they won't be seeing a silhouette of their leader for the day.

"Soma, you look just like your father did when he messed up on preparing White Day gift for Aisha."

That moment, Soma felt a certain string in him finally snapped, "Like I said, stop making comparison out of both of us! And besides, you're the one who created this 'messed up'!"

Sooo, Alisa," Kota started after a moment of silence and awkward, "Where's Leader?"

"She sort of… fled." And she wished she had followed.

"Traitor." Soma grumbled.

That day, the 1st Unit had accidentally discovered another side of their Leader:

1. Their Leader was not the biggest fan of Valentine's Day and White Day. They had no idea why.

2. During Valentine's Day or White Day, their Leader refuses to be in the same room with anything that was made of XY Chromosomes, even her favourite, inseparable wolf companion included. Alisa had no idea why.

3. During Valentine's Day or White Day, their Leader would switch from sweet to murderous mode. They had no idea why and they might afraid to find out.

4. During Valentine's Day or White Day, their Leader's room would mysteriously trash, and they had no idea how since the surveillance camera caught no one. The leader seemed to know who did it, but she only responded with an eerily tantalizing smile, said: "You won't want to know."

5. During Valentine's Day or White Day, their Leader's loyalty, integrity, benevolence, compassion, etc. would all flush down to the gutter and fled to take refuge somewhere outside of the Far East Branch, deliberately forsaken them to dealt with aftermath of the certain eccentric scientist's abominable creation that had put the First Love Juice to shame.

Meanwhile, the Leader of the 1st Unit was sitting on the rooftop of a ruined skyscraper, sipping a can of rationed tea. She expression was relax and tranquil, but the dents on the surface of the can created from her tightening grip painfully screamed the opposite. "Once I've done my part in the Den, I'm gonna make those five ungrateful whelps to deal with their virago fans. They better be ready."

Somewhere few miles away from the Tranquil Temple, a set of identical twins sneezed at the same time and caught the attention of the other three comrades.

"A rare sight." Exclaimed a certain red-haired young man.

"Not that much of a rare sight anymore since this happens twice every year." Said a raven haired young man sat beside him cynically.

"I hate it when we sneezed together." Said Kansugi, the younger twin.

"She's plotting other creative ways to guilt trip us." Said Kanzaki, the older twin.

"Those who created these two days should be damned." Said Sasori.

Apparently, the 1st Unit Leader was not the only one who's weary of the two supposedly lovely days.

To those who are confused with the appearance of the five people at the last part, you can go check out my other fanfiction of GE 'The First Snow Fall of Winter', since 'Daily Dose of Fun with God Eaters' is sort of extras that are not included in my main story. Or, you can just ignore the last part if you are not interested. No pressure.

As for those who are interested, a lovely feedback would be loved!