America: Say, Yao? Can I ask you a question?
China: Sure, aru!
America: Well, you know Leon upstairs?
China: Uh huh.
America: Well, he's Leon Wang and you're Yao Wang.
China: Right, aru.
America: You're both Wang's.
China: Yeah.
America: Are you two related?
China: What?! Alfred, I'm surprised at you, aru! I find that racist.
America: Oh, Well, I'm sorry! I was just asking!
China: Well, it's a touchy Subject, aru. No, Not all Wang's are related. What are you trying to say, aru? That we all look the same to you? Huh, huh, huh?
America: No, no, no, Not at all. I'm sorry, I guess that was a little racist.
China: I should say so, aru. You should be much more careful when you're talking about the sensitive subject of race, aru.
America: Well, look who's talking!
China: What do you mean, aru?
America: What about that special café you work at?
China: What about it?
America: Could someone like me work there?
China: No, We don't want people like you...
America: *Laugh's* You see?! You're a little bit racist.
China: Well, you're a little bit too.
America: I guess we're both a little bit racist.
China: Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...
America: But I guess it's true.
China: Between me and you, I think.
America and China: Everyone's a little bit racist sometime's. Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crime's. Look around and you will find no one's really color blind. Maybe it's a fact we all should face Every one make's judgment's based on race.
America: Now not big judgment's, like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from.
China: No, Aru.
America: No just little judgment's like thinking mexican busboy's should learn to speak goddamn English!
China: Right!
America and China: Everyone's a little bit racist today. So, Everyone's a little bit racist okay! Ethiopic jokes may be uncouth, but you laugh because they're based on truth. Don't take them as personal attack's. Everyone enjoys them. So relax!
America: All right, stop me if you've heard this one.
China: Ok, aru.
America: There's three guy's walking into a bar. There's a Spanish man, A french man...
China: And an English man!
England: What are you talking about China?
China: Uh...
England: You were telling a British joke!
America: Well, sure, Iggy, but lot's of people tell British jokes.
England: I don't.
America: Well, of course you don't. You're British! But I bet you tell French joke's, Right?
England: Well, of course I do. Those stupid French men.
America: Now, don't you think that's a little bit racist?
England: Well, Damn, I guess you're right.
China: You're a little bit racist.
England: Well, you're a little bit too.
America: We're all a little bit racist.
England: I think I would have to agree with you.
America and China: We're glade you do.
England: It's sad but true! Everyone's a little bit racist. All right!
China: All right!
America: All right!
England: All right! Striking has never been exclusively French.
All: If we all could just admit that we are racist a little bit, Even though we all know that it's wrong. Maybe it would help us, Get along.
America: Oh, man do I feel good!
England: You mean Christ, Alfred.
America: What?
England: Jesus Christ.
China: No England. He didn't even exist, aru.
England: Yes he did.
China: No he didn't.
England: No. I'm pretty sure he lived.
America: Guy's, Guy's... It really doesn't matter.
All: ... *Laugh's*
Greece: Hey guy's. What are you laughing about?
England: Racism old chap!
Greece: Cool.
Japan: Heracles-san! Come back here. You need to take out lecycuraburs.
America: What's that mean?
Greece: Um. Recyclable.
America, China, and England: *Laugh's*
Greece: Hey, don't laugh at him. How many languages do you speak?
China: Oh come off it Heracles. Everyone's a little bit racist.
Greece: I'm not.
America: Oh no?
Greece: Nope. How many Oriental lover's have you got?
Japan: What! Heracles-san.
America: Heracles, buddy, were you been? The term is Asian-American!
Japan: I know you are no intending to be but calling me Oriental offensive to me.
Greece: I'm sorry, Kiku. I love you.
Japan: And I love you.
Greece: But you're racist, too.
Japan: Yes, I know. The Jew's have all the money, and the white's have all the power. and I'm always in taxi-cab with driver who no shower.
America: Me too!
China: Me too!
England: I can't even get a taxi!
All: Everyone's a little bit racist it's true. But everyone is just about as racist as you! If we all could just admit that we are racist a little bit, and everyone stop being so PC. Maybe we could live in... Harmony!
Japan: Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist.
I do not own Hetalia or the song Everyone's A Little Bit Racist. This was fan made out of boredom. Review! I'll do more song's! You can even ask for song's and I'll try my best to make them be sung by the nation's! Thank you.