Dlbn: Here we are with the epic conclusion!

Nbld: And since I haven't gotten any notifications of being reported and this fic is still up, I believe that means everyone was oaky with the heavy smut in the last chapter. Let's be honest, we all knew that was coming.

Dlbn: So now we can get on with the epilogue and answer the big question from last chapter; do Shizuo and Izaya end up together or no?

Nbld: So let's get onto the Review Corner so we can start soon. Thank you to inlovewithshizaya, unknown, moeza, and punkprincess1234 for reviewing last chapter, and Sammyr76 for reviewing chapter one! Candy for you all!

Inlovewithshizaya: Wow that takes dedication! Hope you did get to do the stuff you had/wanted to today too!

Unknown: Thank you! More on its way!

Moeza: A lot of it was prewritten, really. Thank you! It took forever to finish chapter six because I wanted it to be decent, but I'm glad it seems to be liked! I've seen a lot of unrequited love on Izaya's end, plus a bit of Izaya playing with Shizuo's feelings. But since I like them together, I decided it should be happier. It really started out with chapter one as crack and just kind of took off from there XD There is an epilogue, and I'm working on writing the sequel but I'm doing it by hand first so the process is slow cuz carpal tunnel. Thanks! It shall be up by the end of the year. I hope!

Punkprincess1234: More coming up now! I mean them fighting is entertaining, but that can't be all they do.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Durarara. It all belongs to Ryohgo Narita. I make NO money off writing in this category.

Disclaimer 2: I do NOT own the titular song "Dirty Little Secret" by All American Rejects. I make NO money off mentioning them or the song here.

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The familiar sound of screeching metal cut through the streets of Ikebukuro about a week after Shizuo and Izaya had taken up Shinra's advice of just doing it and getting it over with. Things had been relatively normal around the city, as normal as Ikebukuro could get, that is. Izaya was still causing hell, Shizuo was still trying to kill him with inanimate objects, Celty was still causing disturbances by riding around town, Shinra was still being his usual crazy self, and the others around town hadn't broken from their normal routines. The informant and bodyguard had agreed to keep their late night meeting a secret from everyone else; especially Shinra and Celty. There was no way either one of them could keep their mouths shut about it for long, and they didn't need Erica knowing. Or anyone else for that matter.

Izaya laughed as he used a fire escape to fling himself onto the roof of a nearby building. Ah, what fun it was messing with Shizuo. Though they'd agreed to not be enemies that one wonderful, satisfying night, he couldn't deny that being chased around was still exhilarating. Izaya watched from the rooftops as the object of his affection stalked past him carrying a stop sign he'd recently removed from the pavement. The poor city really dealt with a lot of damage because of the two of the, didn't it? Ah, such fun. Izaya skipped away to the other side of the building and climbed down using another fire escape on the backside of the building. He wasn't exactly certain why this place had two, but he figured it was probably an aesthetic choice. As if the owner wanted to keep the symmetry of the place.

He was just past a building's alleyway when an arm wrapped around his waist and a hand covered his mouth as he was dragged back into the shadows. He was spun around and pressed harshly against the building on one side of the alley; the one he'd just been on the roof of. He let out an 'oaf'.

"Do you have to be so rough?" He wondered. "God damn, I know you can be gentle."

"You and I both know you like it rough." Hot breath ghosted against his neck as dry lips pressed a quick kiss to the flesh.

"You caught me~"

Izaya let a little moan escape his throat, not really concerned if anyone heard him. Luckily this was a side of town known for some rather…perverse activities to take place in areas of seclusion. It made him sick to think his humans could be this way, but it helped him out in a way. No one would come investigate a sound like that in this part of town; they knew what they'd find. That was why they chose this area of town to meet. That, and the close proximity to both the train to Shinjuku and his partner's apartment complex. They'd used his place more often than not, but it helped to have the other's apartment nearby as a second option if they either got bored of the routine or couldn't get to the train station without being noticed. It looked like today was one of those days they wouldn't be going to the Informant's place. It was midday.

"You're early." A kiss to his neck made Izaya's pulse quicken and a hand palming him through his jeans made him stiffen and moan again.

"I missed you, I guess."

"You mean you missed me fucking you."

"Both." Izaya admitted with a little chuckle. "But you're clearly not complaining."

He turned in his captor's grip to face him. Red met crimson as Izaya smirked up at the blonde who only months ago wouldn't have been caught dead in a position like this one with him of all people. Then again, if it wasn't for Shinra's stupidity, neither of them probably would have been caught dead like this. It had been a pain enough to get the bodyguard to admit how he felt and accept how Izaya felt as well. But now, they had a pretty good thing going.

"Of course not." Shizuo pressed against the Informant, trapping him.

Izaya moaned, wrapping his arms around Shizuo's neck. "Your place…?" He wondered, nibbling on an earlobe

"Yeah, sure." Shizuo agreed, pulling away from him. "I love you, flea."

Izaya smirked. "I love you too, you big brute."