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The Heroes have just settled in to their cabin after Chris told them what they were going to do. The Heroes consisted of Lindsay, Cameron, Sam, Sierra, Courtney, Zoey and Mike. They were really happy to be living with such a great group of people!

Sam selected a bed and then played video games silently on his bed. Zoey and Mike picked two bunk beds together and started to unpack their things, sharing the space they had. Sierra picked the bottom bunk underneath Sam and started to set up her mini Cody shrine and Courtney and Lindsay ended up sharing bunk beds. Lindsay started putting her make-up out and that took up most of the space they had. Courtney placed her contract under her pillow so that she could pull it out whenever she felt someone was breaking a rule. Cameron slept in a small cot because there was no beds left to share because 7 was an odd number. This made Cameron frown sadly.

"What's wrong Cam?!" Zoey politely asked her friend. "If you want I could take the cot!"

"Same goes for me!" Mike agreed with whatever Zoey said. "Zoey and I can always share a bed and you can take the extra bed that's left over and nobody has to sleep on a cot!"

"No! Take my bed." Courtney smiled. "If you take my bed then we can talk about you and I forming an alliance! All you have to do is sign on pages 2,7,10 and 23 and then you and I will be officially in an alliance!"

"Thanks Guys!" Cameron happily agreed. "I could never ask someone to give me their bed. Besides this cot looks like it can be warm and cozy! I even have a blanket!"

"Come on Calvin." Lindsay smiled and grabbed his hand. "Let's go stand in the dining hall and wait for the other team to get here!"

"Okay!" Zoey happily agreed and walked over to the door. "After you, Mike!"

"Ladies first!" Mike smiled back.

"It's 2013 and we have equal rights." Courtney faked a smile. "YOU FIRST!"

"After you!" Sam walked up to the group and held the door, bumping Zoey and Courtney out of the way.

Everyone decided to walk out at the same time. They all got stuck and apologized to each other over and over until Mike touched Courtney's boobs and she threatened to sue. Chef came over to the door and sawed the doorway so they could all fit through. They now had no cabin door but they were still thanking Chef would told them to 'Fuck Off'

The Villains walked into their cabin. They were Heather, Gwen, Duncan, Scott, Jo, Lightning and Alejandro who was now a robot/toaster/dishwasher/vacuum who beeped every now and then.

When they got there Duncan called dibs on the top bunk because he 'was always on top' as he claimed. So Gwen sighed and took the bottom bunk letting her boyfriend be an idiot. She wanted the money so she could dump him and move far away from him. He just didn't know that yet. Heather took the bottom bunk closest to the door because she wanted to be the first one in the shower in the morning and Jo took the top bunk with Heather because she wanted to run laps around the lake every morning. Alejandro said 'Beep Beep Bop Boop.' and Duncan found it annoying so he put him in the corner and covered him with a sheet. Heather glared.

"Why did you put him in the corner?" Heather glared. "I need him to make toast and to check my email!"

"He's not a computer." Duncan laughed. "He has bright red lights when he makes stupid noises! Do you think I want to be woken up to that?!"

"Well I want to make toast tomorrow morning!" Heather yelled.

"Morning?" Gwen asked. "Please tell me you aren't a 5:00am person! I don't get up until noon."

"Tough." Jo glared. "I'm going to run laps at that time! So you'll either get used to it or go home!"

"Beep Boop Bop Beeeeeep." Alejandro beeped from the corner. Duncan sighed.

"Listen romeo!" Duncan yelled. "You're in the corner for a reason! If you beep again I'm literally punching your lights out!"

"I'm setting my alarm clock for 8:00am." Scott informed them all as he placed his very large and bright clock on the side table by him.

"Lightning needs his Sha-energy drinks." Lightning placed 8 water bottles on the floor with green water in them. They rolled all over the floor. Lightning finished by placing a large container on the floor in the middle of the room.

"Why is that in the middle of the floor?" Jo sighed.

"Because that's where I sha-put it." Lightning rolled his eyes. "Just leave it alone."

"I hate him." Jo sighed.

"Hey Heather can I talk to you?" Scott approached the queen bee.

"Whatever." Heather rolled her eyes. "Let's go outside and talk."

"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppp." Alejandro loudly beeped.

"That's it!" Duncan yelled. "Where the heck is my baseball bat?!"

"Chris took it away, remember?" Gwen rolled her eyes. "When you tried to hit Lindsay with it within 2 minutes of being in this shit hole."

So Heather and Scott went outside and Heather leaned against the wooden rails.

"What?" Heather asked him. "Make it quick."

"Alliance?" Scott asked her. "You, me and Duncan?"

"He would never do it without Gwen." Heather rolled her eyes.

"Then we vote her out first." Scott suggested and Heather agreed. The two walked back into the cabin and Heather walked over to Gwen and sat on her bed.

"Hey Gwen, can we talk?" Heather smirked. "In the bathroom?"

"I guess..." Gwen rolled her eyes. The two walked over to the bathroom and Heather locked the door.

"Scott wants you to first." Heather smirked. "I want an alliance with you, me, Duncan and that moron Lightning."

"He wants me first?!" Gwen yelled. "This is so not my season!"

"That's why we vote him out first." Heather and Gwen walked back to the cabin to find all the Villains standing outside. Jo had a fire extinguisher, Lightning was running to the lake filling buckets with water, Alejandro stood there and beeped and Scott and Duncan were laughing.

"What happened?" Gwen walked over to everyone.

"Your boyfriend set the cabin on fire." Jo glared at Duncan. "Just so you know, I'm voting for him just because he did this."

"Scott helped." Duncan shrugged.

"This is why I don't date." Jo sighed.

They all started yelling at each other and Chris finally made an intern put the fire out. They all had to sleep in tents that night. Jo/Lightning shared a tent. Gwen/Heather shared a tent Scott/Duncan shared a tent and they left Alejandro sleep under a tree because he was a robot and it wasn't raining so he wouldn't rust.

Okay, so I liked writing this. Did you guys like this? It's a complete parody of goodie two shoes who want to help all the time and the villains who want to kill each other. If this happened for real I would laugh. Do you want me to do confessionals and elimination ceremonies! Lemme know what ya'll think.