Color Wheel

Summary: In which Kuroko suddenly realized that his teammates remind him of the color wheel… or at least their hairs did. Let's just say that the GOM realized how imaginative their sixth player is.

Warning: Crack, suggestive pairings and Kuroko's weird thinking

"You remind me of the color wheel," Kuroko Tetsuya suddenly blurted out of the blue after sipping his vanilla shake. Everyone of them, with the exemption of Momoi who felt sick that day, were eating their lunch at the rooftop. Then again they had no choice since Akashi asked them to.

"Haa?" Aomine exclaimed, bewilderment planted on his face. The dark teen knew that Kuroko can be weird time to time but this was too random even for him.

"Why so, Tetsuya?" Akashi probed with raised brows, clearly taken aback as well though he still managed to keep his cool.

"Look: yellow plus blue equals green."

Midorima felt a sense of foreboding at that and wished that he was sick like Momoi. He tightened his grip on his lucky item which was… a black bonnet?

"If you look at it. Kise-kun is yellow; blue is Aomine-kun while green is Midorima-kun," the phantom player tilted his head "It's as if Aomine-kun and Kise-kun merged to form Midorima-kun."

The aformantioned three flushed red at the very suggestive implication it held. Akashi looked amused while Murasakibara remained uncaring.

"Don't lump me with these two, Tetsu!" an enraged Aomine growled.

"I don't want them as my parents-nanodayo," Midorima grunted as if agreeing with what Aomine said.

"But I want it to be Kurokocchi!" Kise complained in a whiny voice. As soon as he said it, everything fell silent. Akashi for his part looked positively murderous despite the smile on his face.

"I'm afraid I've lost you there Kise-kun," Kuroko was still polite as ever. If he did notice the insinuation, he showed no sign of it.

"Neverthless, I thought that Kise-kun's the husband as Aomine-kun is the wife-"

"Why am I the wife?"

"Why can't Kurokocchi be my wife?"

"And he divorced Kise-kun," Kuroko continued as if he was not interuupted.

"Good!"

"And I married to Kurokocchi~"

Kuroko look meaningfully at Akashi the spoke in his usual monotone, "Then Aomine-kun married Akashi-kun."

There was a pin drop silence as they processed what they heard. Did they hear that right?

"W-what made you say that, Tetsuya?" Akashi, for his part spluttered due to his surprise.

"Blue plus red equals violet."

Everyone turned to Murasakibara who for his part became attentive.

"Aka-chin as my father is okey," he said then began munching on some chips "But I don't want Mine-chin as my mother."

Aomine twitched. He does not want to be the wife or the mother! Well… at least the purple haired giant shared his sentiments.

"He would be a horrible mother. Kuro-chin is better."

"Hey!" Aomine glared at Murasakibara who continued to ignore their ace. The dark teen turned to look at a positively beaming Akashi.

"Atsushi is right, Tetsuya. You would be a better wife and mother than Daiki here. You are blue too after all."

Aomine was not an expert when it comes to dating and the like but he was sure it was a sexual innuendo.

"Akashicchi's so sly!"

Midorima sighed as he focused on his lunch. He began wondering if he can pretend not to know them at all… then again it was basically impossible as almost everyone knew that they were 'friends'.

"But I'm black (Kuro), which means I'm from the fusion of blue(Ao), yellow (Ki) and red (Aka)."

"You forgot orange, Kuroko," Midorima muttered under his breath as he watched his teammates (i.e. Aomine, Akashi and Kise) fighting over their phantom player. It was the usual day for the Kiseki no Sedai.