Akira's Pain

Akira P.O.V

Just another ordinary day, a fucking boring day at that. Stupid school, making me go to a stupid normal school. I would rather be learning more magic! Ever since Tou-chan disappeared, I have no idea what to do. 1 year, and nothing. Tou-chan just disappeared and I have no idea where. Then Hideki goes to find Tou-chan only 6 months ago, only to disappear also. All my family leaves in the end. Even Kaa-chan is being distant lately. Ever since I got into my first year of high school, she has been more distant and going on more missions for the church, stupid fucking church.

It takes everything away from me! All my family! My Tou-chan! My little brother! And Kaa-chan is always doing jobs! And I'm stuck in this fucking place! Stupid Kamikatsu! Nothing good is here, except one thing...

"I HATE THIS PLACE!"

Even though I scream out, no one hears me. No one is around...hmmm, no someone I know is coming in fast!

"Hey Aki-chan!"

My friend, Mak-chan! Real name, Makoto but I call her Mak-chan! And she calls me Aki-chan! The only good thing about my life, is Mak-chan. She looks great, I love her long pink hair. She always has it in two braids that go down her back. I just let my hair go down my back without tying it or anything.

"Hey Mak-chan!"

My best friend rushes and hugs me tightly! She has a very strong grip, Mak-chan does. She doesn't like her name because its mostly used on boys, but I keep telling her, its a unisex name. Although it is rare to find a girl Makoto but I personally love Makoto as a name. Since my best friend is named Makoto.

"Aki-chan, I found something out~"

"Ooh gossip? You know I love gossip! Reveal all to Aki-chan now Mak-chan!"

"Ok! Well, there is this rumour that, there has bee a total hottie spotted in our town! In Kamikatsu! How great is that!?"

I snicker a little, I have to play with her.

"I've told you before Mak-chan, I'm a lesbian. And I'm deeply in love you."

"Yeah yeah, I'm a lesbian too. Now, lets get serious."

"I was being serious. I'm a mega lesbian and I love your breasts."

I grab her boobs and squeeze them! Hehehe, cute Mak-chan lets out a cute moan, hehe.

"S...Stop it! This is why I don't have a boyfriend! Its because people think we are lesbians!"

"Well we are lesbians! So they are right! And we are deeply in love, right?"

"Aki-chan! Let go of my breasts! I need to tell you about this guy!"

Uwah! Mak-chan ruins fun. I let go and she faces me with a little pissed off way.

"As I was saying, there has been a hottie spotted in town."

"He's probably gay."

I snicker out, she doesn't look happy!

"You haven't met him! How can you say he is gay?"

"I don't need to meet him. If you think he's hot then, he must be gay. Remember last year? You fell for Sasuke, and he turned out to be gay."

"That was a one time thing! And he has uke in his name anyway. He can be happy and screw the world for all I care as he rejected me! But this gay...I mean this guy doesn't look gay...well actually he does have long hair...but he isn't gay, I'm sure he isn't gay."

This gay...hahaha. Aah she knows how to make me laugh and she knows I love yaoi!

"W...Well where is this mysterious gay?"

"Don't call him the mysterious gay! Well, its the rumour that he is hanging out near the school. But I noticed him, just as I was coming here and I have to say that he looks, super hot!"

"Aah, so how old is he? And if he isn't in high school, then does that make him a creepy pedophile?"

She shrugs her shoulders.

"I have no idea how old he is, and I don't care. Now lets go to school for another fun filled day."

"And lets go and find this mysterious super gay."

She glares at me and I smile back. Hahaha, Mak-chan sure is fun to annoy. And I can't imagine my life without her. She is...more like my sister than anything. And it helps that she is a great person. Yes, she doesn't get angered when I go into yaoi mode and she will always be my best friend!

While walking to school, Mak-chan and I do our usual routine of me making a fool of myself and her calming me down! Silly Mak-chan, she should know by now that I will never ever stop.

We finally get to school...

"Aki-chan! He's there! Do you see?"

I take a look to where she is pointing...hmmmm, long blonde hair...green eyes...looks like a mama's boy. She thinks that's hot? I suppose, he isn't ugly but, I don't think he's my type, as he isn't even human. I can tell that from here, but I don't think he's a Devil like Sirzechs-chan. Hmmm, I have no idea who the little blonde baka is. Since he isn't a Devil, Fallen Angel? No, it isn't Fallen Angel I'm sensing. But, what the hell is he? Not that I care, if he wants a fight then I will cut off his clothes then blow him away.

"I see him Mak-chan. I just don't see what you see. He looks like a blonde baka to me."

"Aah don't be like that! Lets go and say hi!"

"I would rather not."

She deadpans me and starts dragging me over to the blonde baka! I don't want to go near him! He is...I don't know what he is.

"Hey hey! I'm Makoto Sakurame, and this is Akira Nakashima."

He turns to us with a smile...haha, weird pedophile. Remains me of that Azazel baka. I was really tempted to kill him once, he really pisses me off.

"Well hello Sakurame-san, Nakashima-san. I'm Michael."

Michael...hahaha, Michael baka.

"Michael-san, if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing here?"

"Ooh I'm looking for someone...and I've found her."

He looks at me...he can fuck off. He looks like a pervert to me!

"Fuck off."

"Aki-chan! Don't be rude!" she then turns Michael, "I'm so sorry about her rudeness! Please forgive her!"

She actually bowed to him!? Why bow to that thing!?

"Don't bow to him! He can fuck off!"

"Aki-chan stop! Its bad if you keep swearing!"

"I don't fucking care! He can fuck off and leave me alone! Come on Mak-chan! We are late for school! Bye, blonde baka!"

I then drag Mak-chan with me to stupid class...I feel his baka eyes on me as we enter the school. He feels, like a Fallen Angel but not a Fallen Angel. Maybe I should ask Kaa-chan about it, but then again, would she talk to me? She hasn't done for awhile now and I have some pervert looking for me?

"Say Aki-chan, what was that about? I know you don't like talking to people, but that was...something I wouldn't expect from you."

"Yeah, I don't know either. There is something about him, that makes me feel...I don't know the word. He just gives me a weird vibe. Anyway, lets forget about him and do stupid school already."

"Y...Yes, I suppose we should."

We then go to our seats, which so happen to be next to one another.

Pretty soon the sensei comes in and starts teaching, yawn alert. He really is boring, I would rather be talking to Mak-chan. She always makes me smile and laugh. And has been the best friend I can ever hope for. She really is amazing. And I love her so very much, I really couldn't imagine a life without her, I would die if she did. Sounds dramatic and I wouldn't say anything like that about anyone else, but her. She makes my life have meaning, even though I'm not a lesbian, I just love her. If she was a guy then, I would be jumping her or his bones.

"Aki-chan! Its lunchtime! And you know what that means?"

"That its lunchtime?"

I confusedly ask. She sighs at me.

"Well obviously but its our gossip time. And I still need to know why you don't like Michael-san. Anyway, lets go to our spot, you know the roof?"

"I do know Mak-chan. I wasn't born yesterday, although you would never know if you look at me! Because I'm like, super young! I'm often mistaken for a 10 year old!"

"Sure you are. When you are 15 Aki-chan."

I gain a tick mark!

"I know how old I am! No need to remind me, shark."

"Don't call me a shark Aki-chan!"

She doesn't like being called a shark, as they are evil killers of the sea, hehe.

"Come on then shark. Lets go and eat food, not fish."

I snicker out, she glares at me as we went to the roof. While walking to the roof, we get the usual looks. Yes, I'm usually called a bitch but I'm a tough bitch as people do as I ask if I tell them to do things. Hey, its either be a bitch or someone who gets walked over. I'm not letting anyone walk over me.

We get to the roof and Mak-chan turns to me...

"Have you got my lunch?"

"Silly shark. Fine, I have your lunch here. Tuna, just the way you like it, alive."

She starts breathing heavily as I hand her the lunch. Silly girl can't cook at all, I swear she is going to kill herself if she ever cooks for herself.

"T...Thank you...flat chest."

I gain a tick mark!

"I don't have a flat chest! Mine are bigger than yours! I've got enormous boobs! You are flat chested as...well you are just flat chested shark."

"I'm not a fucking shark! I mean, I'm not a shark! You are an otaku!"

"And I'm proud to be one! Nothing wrong with anime, just something wrong with you."

She turns away from me with a pouty face.

"Aah, don't pout. Anyway eat your tuna...I mean lunch."

She sighs at me and does what I ask of her...I get a feeling I'm being looked at...I start looking around...discreetly...hmm...nothing to the left...to the right...no...nothing infront of me...behind me...aah! Its that Michael baka! Fuck off Michael! He seriously wants me to kill him! I will deliver punishment for stalking me if he doesn't fuck off! However, I can't do that as Mak-chan is around and she doesn't know anything about magic, and she wont either. I look at Michael who is trying to hide me from me. He looks into my eyes, I glare in his direction.

"Hey Aki-chan, what are you looking at?"

"Aah, nothing important. Anyway, doing anything after school?"

"Me? The usual. Heading to the candy store, to load up on candy. We are still having that sleepover, right?"

I nod my head strongly.

"Been looking forward to it. You know I love sleeping with you."

She starts blushing in embarrassment! Hahaha, silly Mak-chan.

"Don't say that! People overhearing this will think we are lesbians."

"I've told you a thousand times that we are."

"Whatever Aki-chan. But I am seriously thinking that tonight is going to be the best night of our lives!"

I have to do it. I just have to do this

"Yep! That's because we are losing our virginity's to one another!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! SHUT UP!"

"Hehe, Mak-chan, calm down. But you are right, we are going to have the best night!"

If I can get rid of the resident stalker that is.

"True that! Aki-chan, you know when we grow older and leave school, are we still going to be best friends? I've heard people lose touch with one another after high school and I don't ever want to lose touch with you. I really care about you, you are my sister practically."

"Ooh Mak-chan. Of course we aren't going to lose touch with one another. We will be best friends forever, that's why its got forever in it! We can't be anything but friends. Losers who lose touch after high school are making excuses. We, as true best friends will be together forever!"

"Hehehe, silly Aki-chan. Anyway, this food is delicious as always!"

I giggle at her antics.

"Of course it is. I made it after all!"

With a little help from my other best friend, magic!

"Oh Aki-chan. You always make me laugh, anyway did you hear that..."

And like that, we start talking about all the latest gossip. That's what Mak-chan and I do, talk about girly things even though I'm a bit of a tomboy as Mak-chan is the girly one between us. But that's not to say I don't like wearing girly clothes sometimes, I just prefer easy clothes to move in and that just happens to be boys clothes.

After finishing our lunch, we head back to lessons where the sensei starts sprouting shit about the world. Couldn't care less, I would rather be inventing spells or something, more fun than this crap. I sometimes question why I go to school, but then I think of Mak-chan and remember that's my reason.

After lessons finally finish, Mak-chan comes over to me.

"Right Aki-chan. I'm going to hit the candy shops, get your love films from your house and meet me at mine in about an hours time."

"Yes Master!"

She rolls her eyes at me and leaves. Since Mak-chan is gone, I will leave also. Grabbing my bag, I head out the classroom and head down the stairs. Getting down the stairs, some idiots try and hit on me but I tell them to fuck off. Don't need pervs trying to touch me.

...I see that idiot Michael, standing by the school gates. I want to avoid him, but I better hear the little shit out. I go over and stare him directly in the eyes.

"Can I help you with something?"

I question the little idiot.

"Nakashima-san, I would like to talk to you."

"What about baka?"

"Can we talk, somewhere more private?"

I snicker to myself but then get a little serious.

"Who the hell do you think I am? I'm not just some whore who goes around with strange guys. First, you tell me who the hell you are then I might consider going anywhere with you."

"Alright, that sounds fair. Now this might be hard to believe but, I am Michael."

I give him a strange look.

"No shit Sherlock. And I'm Akira, incase you didn't know."

"No, I didn't finish. I am Michael, Arch Angel Michael."

...Ok who's playing a trick on me? Is this Mak-chan? She hired some guy to freak me out or something didn't she? Nice job on finding someone who is supernatural. Even if she didn't know it.

"Hahaha, I see. And I'm god from the bible. How do you do son? How stoned are you Michael? Or should I call you Michael-sama?"

"Michael will suffice."

"Ok, Michael. Since your Arch Angel Michael, prove it."

I smirk as he raises an eyebrow.

"May I ask, how I am supposed to do that?"

"Hey, you should know. If you are who you claim then, you must have someway to prove that. I mustn't be the first person to ask this question."

"I guess I do have one way. But I can't do it with humans around."

I sigh a little. Not like this bastard could take me in a fight, but I prefer being surrounded by people when I'm with some strange baka.

"Fine, lets go find someplace more private."

I then start walking away, he follows me. Baka tries anything and I will kill him and send him to his, father. He will rue the day when he tries anything with me. I lead him into a secluded woodland area and send a little magical search for anyone around...I don't sense anyone.

"Right, baka. Show me your, whatever it is you are going to show me."

"I will. But don't be alarmed."

"I'll try not to be."

I say with an eye roll. He then suddenly releases wings! 1...2...3...12!? 12 golden wings? Also a halo? He must of...So he really is...? No, is this enough proof for me? Can this baka, be Michael, the Arch Angel? Is it possible? It isn't very intimidating, but its a little, weird.

"Hahaha, I've never met an Angel before. Met plenty of Devils and a Fallen Angel I never wanted to meet. But a real life Angel huh. Hmmmm, well I suppose this might make your claim true."

"Nakashima-san..."

"Call me Akira."

Why...did I tell him to call me by my first name? I don't usually do that to anyone besides very good friends and I don't have many of those.

"If you insist Akira-san."

"So Michael baka...wait there has to be something else that sounds good with baka in your name...Mich-baka? No, it doesn't have a ring to it...Micha-baka? No again, too long..."

"Hmmm, Akira-san, can I ask what you are doing?"

I sigh at the baka.

"I'm trying to come up with a good name that sounds good with baka from your name. Now shut up and let me think."

"Ok."

Wow, obedient huh. I could certainly use a good slave, hahaha.

As I'm trying to think of a good name for Michael baka here, his eyes look over my form...sicko. He can leave me alone the lecher.

"Well, while I'm thinking, what do you want with me? And answer quickly."

"Aah yes. The reason I made contact today is, because I want to court you."

I do a spit take at him! Did he just say that!? Weirdo!

"Right...I see. Michael baka, you want to court me? For what reason? And why say it like that? Just say date you idiot."

"Yes, I want to court you because, I've been watching you for a long time."

That makes him sound like a creepy stalker pedophile.

"...Why have you been watching me?"

"Because there is no one like you in the world. I find you extremely fascinating and amazing. I love your attitude as I don't know anyone else like you. Brash yet truthful and very caring, like to your friend, Sakurame-san. Even though its wrong to fall in love with a human or to fall in love at all, I can't help but fall in love with you."

"Hahahaha. You have fallen in love with me? And hmmmm, well I just don't know what to make of this shit. You, Michael baka have fallen for me, Akira-sama."

He gains a confused face.

"Would you prefer it if I call you Akira-sama?"

"Yes, I would actually. But this is silly. I have gods golden boy after me, who is just a human, a great magical human at that. Magical and beautiful."

"That you are Akira-sama."

Oh my, he actually called me it. I have an Angel after me. Well, it certainly will brighten up my dull life actually. But, he is the churches golden boy...who takes my family away all the time. First Tou-chan...then Hideki...Kaa-chan will most likely disappear one day on a stupid mission...

"You leave me alone. You, and your god and everything related to the church, keeps taking things away from me. My Tou-chan is gone, because he devoted his life to the church, he has disappeared and is most likely dead. Then my little brother tries to go and find Tou-chan, only to disappear also. Now Kaa-chan has dove into the exorcists work. So just fuck off!"

He is taken back by what I said.

"I'm...sorry about that."

"Sorry? Do you know what that means? Have you ever lost your family? Have you ever been brought to despair? Not knowing if your brother and father are alive or dead? Then my own mother keeps doing dangerous jobs, while I'm worrying about her? You have no idea what it means to be alone! The only person here for me is Mak-chan! She is the only one I care about now."

"I...have lost someone."

...What? Who the hell would he lose?

"Who? Fellow Angels?"

"...Yes...but someone else..."

I sigh a little, if he is trying to make me sympathize with him then, he is barking up the wrong tree.

"Who?"

I question him with a smirk. He obviously is lying in an attempt to court me, as he would put it.

"...My father...died in the war..."

...God is...dead? Then...who is...running the...system...? Is it...him? Michael...baka? He is running the system...that's...why...its inferior...

"...Gods...dead. I shouldn't be surprised. I bet Kaa-chan knows this, right?"

"Yes. All, highest level members of the church have been briefed about it. Amaya Nakashima will have been told about it, as she is the highest level exorcist."

"Then why are you telling me? I'm not an exorcist so, I shouldn't know of this sensitive information, right?"

He nods.

"But, I'm telling you this because I want to gain your trust."

"Just leave me alone. You, and the Angels and everyone else can leave me alone! I like Sirzechs-chan, way above you! He might be a Devil but, he is someone who I call friend. You, I don't even know what to make of you. You, are the reason everything happens to my family."

Even though it isn't, I just want him to know my strong feelings.

"Akira-san...no words can express how sorry I am about Shinya-san disappearing."

"And Hideki!"

"Of course, Hideki-san also. But please believe me when I say, that I do possess romantic feelings for you."

I scoff at that. He doesn't know me and I don't want him to know me either.

"I hate you. I always will hate you. I hate everything you stand for. First my Tou-chan, then Hideki and now, Kaa-chan will disappear also. Why? Why does this happen in the name of the church? You are running the system, why has it come to this? Michael baka, tell me!"

"Its because I'm inferior to my father. I am trying my best, but the system isn't as good as it was when father was running it."

At least he admits it freely.

"I'm going to go, I have plans. With my friend. Do you know what that is?"

"Y...Yes I know what that is."

I look at him sternly...but I do realize that I am being a little unfair.

"Michael, I am...sorry for yelling at you. While some of it is the church's fault, I shouldn't place the blame on you. But, you have to understand, everyone in my life is gone or nearly gone and its due to the church."

I tell him what's in my heart. I am sorry for yelling at him, but I am angry at him also.

"I understand. I'm sorry, Akira-san. I know I could apologize forever, and it wouldn't change, but...I will do whatever it takes to make it up to you somehow."

...Anything huh...

"Fine. Take me on a date, hehe."

"R...Really?"

Aah, Michael baka is blushing.

"Sure. Just one date. Then we can go from there. Although, how can you date someone? I thought it is forbidden for you to do anything like this."

"...I am willing to fall to be with you."

...Damn...he is willing to fall...just for me?

"Why? You don't know me at all. This is the first time I've ever talked to you. You could fall for anyone in the world, or for anyone in heaven or even the Underworld, so why me? What have I got that interests you so?"

"Your heart."

I look at him with confusion.

"My heart?"

"Yes. Your heart is the biggest I have ever seen. Even though you don't show it, your heart is so caring and I've never met anyone like you and I've been around for a long time."

"Aah yes. Technically, if you date a human, doesn't that make you a pedophile? Even if I was in my 20's or 30's, you are way older than that. Even if I was Kaa-chan's age, you would still be a pedophile."

He face faults as I laugh at him. At least he looks youngish, I would say he looks about early 20's.

"Anyway, you can't fall for me. I'm never letting you do that. If god is dead then, if they lose golden boy, they will be in deep shit. So no falling from you now and pick me up tomorrow."

"O...Ok...where from?"

"Hmmmm, school. I can show off my Arch Angel to everyone, hahahaha."

He deadpans me but I shrug him off.

"I need to leave as I've got to meet Mak-chan soon. Feel free to watch me walk away now, hehe."

I then walk away with a sway of my hips, I can literally feel his baka eyes on me...I then head home...

Once getting home, I go inside...to see Kaa-chan is still on her mission. Well I thought that would be the case. I get undressed and have a quick wash. While doing that, my thoughts keep going to Michael baka but I don't know why. He got to me today, I don't understand. Well, I guess we will see what happens!

I finish washing and after grabbing the romantic movies that Mak-chan love, I head to her house!

Along the way, again my thoughts return to Michael baka again. Argh! Get out of my mind! The only reason I agreed to go with him tomorrow was because, this might of been the first he has experienced love, poor bastard. I don't think I could handle a life of celibacy. If I ever do get serious about him then, well I will find away for us to have animalistic sex! Since he is an Angel and a virgin, he will be able to rattle the headboards! And best thing is, I can pair him off as he is a Bishonen! I can do lots of yaoi pairings with him and other guys! Fuhahahaha!

I make it to Mak-chan's house and knock on the door...she answers the door with a smile.

"Hey Aki-chan!"

"Hey Mak-chan, you never guess what just happened to me."

She leads me into her room and throws me on the bed and hops on next to me! This so could be taken out of context.

"What happened!?"

"You know that Michael baka?"

She looks at me strangely.

"Of course. But what about him?"

I smirk at her.

"He asked me out."

Her face lights up like a Christmas tree!

"Ahhhhh! I was hoping this would happen! Ahhh! Michael-san and Aki-chan! Written in the stars!"

Or written in heaven, hehehe. But I guess I'm stuck with the baka now as he is my baka!...My baka...aah! I've got it! He is Mi-baka! Yes! I've found the name! He is Mi-baka!

"Anyway, Aki-chan! Lets have so much fun!"

"I will! We will! We will have fun forever!"

So like that, Mak-chan and I have fun all night! I hope everything stays like it is now! Mak-chan and myself together forever!

2 years later

"Akira-chan, its about that time."

...Yes, its time for that...

"I know. I can't believe its been a year since she..."

I release some tears that roll down my face freely. Its been a year since Mak-chan was murdered. Mi-baka hugs me comfortingly.

"I know. I'm so sorry Akira-chan."

"It was my fault. They was looking for me, and they confused me for her. If they hadn't been so fucking stupid then they could've sensed that Mak-chan was a normal human."

"No, it isn't your fault. It was their fault. Never blame yourself."

Even though he said this, I still blame myself. Today I've just graduated from high school, my graduation and this is supposed to be a happy time, however I'm filled with sadness as a year ago today, my best friend was murdered by other magicians who worked with some rouge Devils and Fallen Angels. I just can't believe she is gone. We was supposed to be together forever, be friends until we turn old and die. She was supposed to be my maid of honour at Mi-baka and my wedding, if that happens.

Mi-baka and I have been together for a year and a half know. I had to make him pursue me, as I'm not easy. But I must say that, I do actually love him. We might of gotten off to a rocky start as for 3 of the first months, I called him every name under the sun, yet he was persistent.

I could never fault Mi-baka. He has been with me, he has been my rock through all of this. Ever since Mak-chan was killed, I thought about being with her, however Mi-baka convinced me to live and be with him, which I do want to be with him forever and ever. Sounds stupid coming from me but, I actually love the baka.

"I...well...I need to...lay some flowers."

"Of course. Lets go."

I take his baka hand and leave the house after saying goodbye to Kaa-chan. She has, stopped doing dangerous missions now as Mi-baka helped her feel better about Tou-chan and Hideki. I still miss them and I will always hope and pray they are alive. Yes, my little Otouto and my Tou-chan must be alive! I will search and find them one day!

"Say Akira-chan..."

"Hm? What Mi-baka?"

"I was just thinking about us."

So weird. Why did I fall for him again? Aah yes, his relentless persistence. He chased after me and well, he is fucking hot. Hahaha, Mak-chan...yes Mak-chan always said Mi-baka is the ideal guy for me.

As he is obedient and a Bishonen, ideal for me! Also, well, we had done last night! First time, and it was amazing. Had to do a lot of research and so did Mi-baka but we finally made some magic happen, aah it was amazing! I thought I was going to pass out from pleasure!

"So am I! Last night was amazing."

He blushes and looks away. Hehe, Mi-baka's blush is so cute!

"Oh Mi-baka don't be so embarrassed. It was very enjoyable. And I wouldn't want to share my first time with anyone besides you."

"I...I am the same."

"Hehehe, how old are you again? It sounds weird coming from someone so old to say they just lost their virginity. Good thing we worked on that special room huh."

He nods with a huge blush.

"Y...Yes. I...am so happy...I could be with you...and stay...an Angel..."

"Well, once figuring out there was away to do it in a special barrier, we just modified it and well, here we are. The room was a good idea, wasn't it? The barrier and room, well its thanks to this little device..."

I hold up the key, its my own invention. By working with Mi-baka, we created a room where...well it gains access through this key. Its magically enchanted to get us to that room by unlocking a door, doesn't matter which door, it will work on any door, you insert the key and it makes a gateway through that. The room itself is a good design and well, it is amazing, thanks to the powers of Akira-sama! Me! And Mi-baka of course.

"Maybe one day, we could...no, its too embarrassing to say."

"What is Akira-chan?"

He questions me, I however shake my head.

"Its not important. Anyway, I need to pay my respects."

"As do I."

We continue forth to Mak-chan's grave...I don't want this to be real. Mi-baka and I to be real yes, Mak-chan dead, no. I would give anything to get her back. She was someone I could see being with forever. And I couldn't do this without Mi-baka, he saved me...from losing myself. And I've become more of a competent magician. I'm strong enough now.

Getting to the grave...10 minutes later...I break down!

"Akira-chan...I'm here."

"I know...but Mak-chan should be here. There are lots of horrible people in the world, yet someone who has the most purest of souls had to die? Why Mak-chan? Why couldn't it be someone who deserves to die? I know what you are going to say, its because fate deemed it that Mak-chan would die. But why has fate got to be so cruel? Why Mi-baka?"

He kisses me...stupid Mi-baka, kissing me to make me feel better.

"T...Thank you."

"You don't need to thank me Akira-chan. Now, lets do what we came to do."

I nod and lay the flowers on her grave. I start saying what I need to say to her. I apologize for her death. I also tell her about what happened this past year. When I mentioned about Mi-baka and I doing the deed, I swear I felt a little chill go through me. Mi-baka then passed out after I started going into detail. Ehehe, he is so innocent, the innocence of the Angels never ceases to amaze me.

Mi-baka also said things to her grave. Even though he only technically only knew her for a year and a bit, they still got along great. Poor Mak-chan, she always wanted children and now, she can't have them...but, I will make sure her memory stays alive forever.

Even after I'm gone, Mi-baka will remember her and me. Unless, I somehow become an Angel. I don't know about that yet, I've been thinking about it...however I don't need to decide now.

"Akira-chan...in the presence of your best friend...I want to ask you something."

I turn to him and see him getting down on one knee...w...what? What is he going to...no way! He is going to...Mi-baka!

"Akira-chan...these past two years..."

"Hold on a second. Save me the speech and just ask me the question."

He nods and pulls...damn that looks like it...wow...Mi-baka goes all out it seems. Hehehe...Oh Mi-baka.

"Will you...marry me?"

"No."

He looks so sad! Maybe I shouldn't of done that, but he is so fun to tease.

"Geez, I was kidding. I would be happy to marry you!"

Suddenly he picks me up and starts spinning me around! Uwah!

"Let go!"

"No! Akira-chan I love you so much!"

"Hehehe, silly Mi-baka. I love you too!"

He then brings me into a soul searing kiss...Mi-baka...I love you so much...

"You know, I never thought I would find anyone who would love me like you do Mi...Michael. But, I am so happy that you was persistent."

"Me too. I am happy, I've never been this happy before. I love you so much."

"I love you also. For now and forever."

He kisses me again and puts the ring on my finger...hehe...Mi-baka and I together now...Mak-chan...you got your wish.

1 year later

"Michael! That thing is in our son! We are going to have to exorcise it!"

He shakes his head at me as I see my own son in pain. I hate this. I knew my son would be powerful but...this stupid fucking god wont get out of him! He is going to use him to the bastards advantage! My son...I never wanted this for him. I only wanted a family with Mi-baka and we have a son...and he is going to be targeted for all his life...I hate this. I don't like this one bit. Mak-chan, what would you do?

"We can't. The chaos god has already bonded to him. If we remove him now, our son would only die also. We have no choice but to seal it. Amaya-san, can I ask for your help also?"

Kaa-chan steps forward and nods to Mi-baka as I continue to hold the son I just gave birth too. This isn't right. This isn't fair. Why him? He is a child. He is newly born. He hasn't done anything to anyone, yet this stupid mother fucking god has infested him and we can't do anything about it.

"Of course. This thing is infesting my grandson, and I don't want him to be in pain like he is now. Akira, we need to do this now, before this little shit hurts your son, my grandson anymore."

"I know Kaa-chan. But this isn't right. He is only a few minutes old. He hasn't done anything. He is innocent yet, he has already been attacked. Is this what his life is going to be? Is he always going to be hunted?"

"I...don't know Akira. Right now, we need to seal this thing before anything else happens."

I nod and Kaa-chan and I, along with Mi-baka start applying seals after seals on my son...I feel my heart breaking. My soul, is hurting right now. As we apply seal after seal, I see my son writhing in pain. I can't take this much longer. Mak-chan, I don't know what to do. My son is going to be targeted for life! Its not fair!

...After several hours of applying the seals and once the bastard who revealed himself as Typhon tried to kill us, we finally finish applying the seals.

"Akira-chan, are you ok?"

"...I guess so."

"I'm so sorry Akira-chan. After going through childbirth and suddenly dealing with all this..."

I shake my head at him.

"Its alright. Mi-baka, don't worry about it. As long as...we don't even have a name for him yet. What are we going to call him?"

"You know what you want to call him, right?"

...What I want to call him...yes I know what I want to call him.

"Can we? Can we call him after Mak-chan?"

"Yes. Lets name him, Makoto Nakashima...after Makoto Sakurame-san."

"I'm so happy. Did you hear that Makoto? That's your name."

Being a cute baby, he makes a little cry out, I pick him up and hold him close to my chest.

"Makoto Nakashima...Mak-chan would be so happy."

Mi-baka hugs me from behind and smiles down at Makoto.

"Aah my grandson is so cute!"

Kaa-chan says as she comes up to him.

"Of course Kaa-chan! He is Mi-baka's and my son. So obviously he is going to be the cutest child."

"Whoever thought that I would have a grandchild? I just wish Shinya and Hideki was here to enjoy this little miracle."

"So do I. Tou-chan and Hideki, maybe one day Makoto will meet them. I have faith that Makoto will become someone who is amazing."

We three share a little laugh.

"Since he is our son, he is doubly special."

"Oh Mi-baka, you little weirdo. He is special, even if we weren't who we are. Look at him, I could never ask for anything better than this, right now. Me and you, and Makoto and Kaa-chan. Hideki and Tou-chan, wherever they are, and Mak-chan is here also, in spirit. I just wish I could see her."

Makoto then lets out a little cry...

"Even if you can't, she is here."

"I know. Makoto, you have a name to live up to. Mak-chan is my best friend. She was a good person and she would be overjoyed to see you. So, better start living up to her now, Makoto."

He opens his eyes and looks directly into mine...I love him. Makoto is my child. I will never leave you Makoto, I will always be here for you. Remember, your mother always loves you.

4 years later.

"Kaa-chan! Tou-chan! I'm hungry."

My sweet son Makoto said this to me as I look in his direction. Aah, I've got a cute son! So cute with his blue hair and his cute eyes. Everything about him is cute!

"Makoto, have you done your studies today?"

Mi-baka questions, Makoto nods with a smile.

"I've been using magic! I've been doing good Tou-chan!"

My son, learning magic. Not something I would want, but Mi-baka insisted as Makoto, is a very special child. Yes, so strong and powerful already.

"That's a good boy."

Silly baka Michael. Today has been a good day, but tomorrow I'm going to take Makoto with me to meet a certain Devil. Of course, no one knows of Mi-baka being the father, but I've not seen Venelana-chan for ages now! She is being a little naughty for not keeping in contact. Not seen her for about a year now. Hmph, Venelana-chan you naughty girl!

"Makoto, do you want to go to the park after lunch?"

He tenses and shakes his head fast...

"Why don't you want to go to the park Makoto?"

Mi-baka questions, the question on my mind.

"Because...everyone always calls me a freak and hits me."

Ooh yes. Even Makoto knows that everyone calls him that. However, its not his fault people dislike him. Its not him they don't like, its what's inside him. Normal humans...are afraid of what's inside him, they don't know why but they have an instinct to inflict pain on him, whether that be emotional or physical. Because of Typhon, my son is always hit and called names, and not just by children. I just can't tell him about it, and I've made Mi-baka swear that he will never reveal anything about it to Makoto, or I would kill him.

"Alright. Lets stay inside then! But Makoto, you are not a freak. You are my cute son!"

He giggles at me as I cook some lunch.

"Say Kaa-chan, when are we visiting Obaa-san?"

Aah, yes. My Kaa-chan moved to a town run by Devils last year. She left me her house in Kamikatsu which works out well as Mi-baka wouldn't be able to go into a town of Devils. Speaking of my idiot husband, he really is a good father. Playing with Makoto all the time. Now this is what a family should be like. Not under constant threat and danger.

Makoto, has been targeted a lot during his small life. Its becoming harder and harder to protect him from the dangers. They are hard, but I'm never letting him get hurt. He doesn't need this, he doesn't want this...he is the sweetest child I've ever met. Always trying to be nice to people, but usually gets slapped and punched and kicked by either children or adults.

I'm afraid that he might grow up, without any friends if this continues. I'm scared that he will become shy and reserved. I don't want that to happen but, he is already showing signs of becoming reserved. He is a sweet child. Humans just don't understand. However, it seems that this negative feelings these stupid humans get, don't apply to supernatural people. All my students never say anything but good things about Makoto.

All the Angels he has met, they don't say anything about him but good things. Even Sacred Gear users don't have negative feelings about Makoto. Just normal people, I don't know about Devils as Makoto hasn't met Devils yet. Besides the rouge ones and he, well he has exorcised some Devils before, not on my watch however, Mi-baka.

"Too see your Obaa-san? Soon, we could go soon Makoto. However, tomorrow we are going to see an old friend of mine."

"An old friend?"

"Yep! If I remember right, she has a daughter about your age. Would you like to meet her?"

Shaking his head at me, I sigh a little. I can see it happening now. He thinks...they will hate him like everyone else.

"Don't worry Makoto. My friends are nice people."

"...That wont hit me?"

"Of course not. If they did then, I would punch them through a wall. Just ask your father, I've punched him through a wall before."

Makoto turns to Mi-baka who nods.

"Hehe. Kaa-chan is boss! Kaa-chan is amazing as always!"

I look smugly at Mi-baka...he smiles back at me with his damn handsome smiles.

"Damn straight. Anyway, this food isn't going to cook itself, is it?"

They shrug their shoulders at me while I do an eye roll. Well I start making lunch. While that's going on, I see Makoto prank Mi-baka by using ice magic and freezing Mi-baka's feet to the ground! That's my son! He gets it from me...and he is also an otaku. Of course my son is one, he gets his better genes from me. And of course the Angel thing from Mi-baka.

Speaking of the Angel part, Makoto really is good at using light power and other things related to that. He has inherited that goodness from Mi-baka I know that. Always helping people and caring about everyone, even people who hit him. Makoto, I wish he could've met his namesake. Makoto...Mak-chan how are you doing? You know, Makoto acts like you sometimes, its like he is a boy version of you sometimes.

When the lunch is done, I call the father and son, who both rush to the table haha...Makoto is on Mi-baka's lap...because he doesn't like chairs.

"Eat up my son! And Mi-baka I suppose."

He deadpans me as Makoto eats his lunch happily.

"Kaa-chan...Tou-chan...can I...ask you...both...something?"

"Hm? What do you want to ask Makoto?"

Mi-baka questions him.

"W...Well...I...hear...something...inside me."

Hear something inside him?

"What is it saying to you?"

I question with worry. If its Typhon, then...he better not try and corrupt my child!

"Its...saying...I...I...am...missing...something..."

Missing something?

"What are you missing?"

Mi-baka this time questions him.

"Friends. I want friends. I just want a friend. Not someone...who hurts me...like...Masato...san did."

That little shit. Pretending to be Makoto's friend, then pushed him into a river to drown. I swear if I ever come across that kid again, I will kill him. Even his fucking whore mother and bastard father cheered. Good thing for them that Mi-baka was there or I would have become a murderer. They left town after that, on Mi-baka's suggestion. Although, I bet he used magic to get them away from me, because I would have killed them.

"Is it your feelings telling you this?"

"Y...Yes."

That's a huge relief. I thought that...good thing its only his own precious heart.

"Well, I'm confident that you will have friends in the future."

"I...doubt it. No one...likes me. And...they never will...because...I'm a...freak."

"No! You are not a freak! Now eat your food and stop speaking nonsense. Makoto, don't ever believe what others call you, you are not now or have you ever been a freak. And you wont ever be one either. They are just mean hurtful people who are jealous of you."

I really don't want Makoto to feel like this. He is just a child. He shouldn't have to deal with these things all the time.

"O...Ok Kaa-chan...no need...to yell."

I adopt a grin which he returns. And so like that, Makoto eats his food and then after lunch, Mi-baka, Makoto and I have a little fun as a family.

Before we know it, its the days end as we have just eaten dinner and my little man is all tuckered out. He is yawning his little head off.

"Time for bed Makoto, but brush your teeth first."

"Ok Tou-chan..."

Reluctantly, he goes up the stairs...Mi-baka turns to me.

"Tomorrow, I will be going to heaven while you visit your friend."

"Ok, no need to be serious. I was hoping to spend a few days there, if that's alright with you? Not that I need your permission of course."

"Hehehe, of course its fine. Its good if Makoto makes friends. Even with Devils, I don't care as long as he is happy. Today, Akira-chan...I didn't like the sadness on his face."

I nod in understanding. No one wants their child to be sad. Especially when you know the problem but can't deal with it. Well there is one way but, I doubt Mi-baka is willing to let me near a shotgun. I will blow their mother fucking heads off!

"You are thinking about killing humans aren't you?"

"I am. However, they want to be little bastards to my son, I will shoot them in the face."

"Don't you think that's a bit extreme?"

He deadpans me.

"No I don't. Mi-baka, these people are sons of bitches."

"Akira-chan..."

"I know. You can't think like that as you are god now but, that doesn't mean I can't think like this."

He releases a breath and nods.

"Better check on our son."

I smirk and nod. We head up the stairs...to Makoto's bedroom...and see him waiting for us.

"Kaa-chan! Tou-chan! Bedtime story!"

"Hehe, you want a bedtime story?"

I question, however I already know the answer to the question.

"Yep! Please tell me one!"

"Alright. Makoto, I will tell you a story about god..."

Mi-baka then started telling Makoto a story about god. Before meeting Mi-baka, I would say this is stupid but now, I like it. But, I still feel a little hatred at the church after all it has done to me.

By the time Mi-baka finishes, Makoto is fast asleep.

"So cute! Isn't he Mi-baka?"

"Yes...he is. I hope we can always be like this."

"So do I. But now, lets go to bed. Want to have a little..."

I trail off while holding up the key...he looks at me with a huge blush. Silly Mi-baka. And so cute and handsome.

"Akira-chan!"

"Shush. You will wake Makoto. Now lets get to bed."

"Ok."

Still so obedient. Just like when we first met. Such a handsome guy, he is Mi-baka after all!

...Currently, Makoto and I are outside the Gremory castle. After saying goodbye to Mi-baka, I teleported Makoto and I to the Underworld and too the Gremory palace.

I knock on the door, and wait for it to open.

"Kaa-chan...I'm so scared."

"Of what? I've told you nothing is going to happen. You are about to get a friend, you want one right?"

"...I...do...but...I...am so...scared. Please don't...leave me...alone."

I pat his head as I see the door open...Venelana-chan.

"Aah Akira-chan. I haven't seen you in awhile."

"It has been awhile. You don't call, you don't write. What am I supposed to think? Have you been avoiding me?"

She giggles...but then looks downwards...Makoto is hiding behind me.

"Akira-chan, who is this cute child?"

"My son. Makoto, say hello to Venelana-chan."

"...No...I'm scared..."

I go down to his level and look him straight in the eyes.

"Makoto...she wont hurt you, I promise."

"...She wont...hurt me?"

I shake my head and he looks at Venelana-chan.

"...Hello...please don't hit me!"

Even though Venelana-chan looks confused she smiles at him.

"I'm not going to hit you. Hello there, I'm Venelana Gremory. What's your name?"

"...Makoto...Nakashima...you...really...aren't...going to...hit me? Or...call me...names?"

"Why would I do that?"

Makoto hugs me and doesn't say anything.

"I will explain in a minute. But, why are you answering your own door? What about your servants?"

"Hmmm, well I was passing by. Good thing too, isn't it?"

"I guess so. Anyway, can we come in?"

She nods and stands aside. We walk in with Makoto keeping a tight grip on my hand.

"OOH OOH AH AH AH! OOH OOH OOH AH AH AH AH AH!"

...Was that a monkeys call?

"Venelana-chan...what was that?"

"Ooh its just Rias playing as an ape. I don't know why she does but sometimes she plays as an ape and makes us call her King Rias of the jungle."

"...Venelana-chan...that is...well its just...ok! I've not seen Rias-san in awhile. I wonder if she remembers me."

She smiles as we continue forth.

"I'M KING RIAS!"

Rias-san is...ok she is Venelana-chan's child so, well she Sirzechs-chan so...they are both weirdo's.

"So Venelana-chan, how have you been?"

I ask as we reach a sitting room. She gestures us to sit down, of course my shy son clings to me. I sit opposite of her.

"Aah, I can't complain. You know my life as a Devil is always busy."

"Yeah, I'm sure it is."

"But Akira-chan, your son seems handsome doesn't he?"

I smirk and nod. He should be handsome and cute since he is the current gods child and mine. He is very special to me.

"Of course he is. He is my son!"

"Devils..."

I hear Makoto mutter...aah this might be the Angel thing. As Devils and Angels are natural enemies, he might be able to sense them and be uneasy when around them. Hmm, I hope this doesn't effect anything.

"Makoto-san, would you like to meet Rias? She is always happy to meet new people, and I bet you would be great friends."

Venelana-chan suggests, however Makoto doesn't answer her...but keeps taking looks at her...while muttering Devils.

"That's a good idea Venelana-chan."

She then calls her child into the room...who comes into the room while mimicking a monkeys walk...Venelana-chan has the weird children. Even if Sirzechs-chan is older than I am, he is still a child in my eyes, although he is a bit older than I am physically.

"AKIWA-SAMA!"

Rias-san rushes me and hugs me tight...Akiwa...huh...

"Hello Rias-san. How are you?"

"Akiwa-sama! Its been forever!"

"It has, hasn't it?"

She nods excitedly and then notices Makoto looking at her.

"Akiwa-sama. Who is...he?"

"Aah Rias-san. This is my son, Makoto. Makoto, this is Rias-san."

"...Rias-san...Devil..."

Rias-san smiles brightly and nods!

"That's me! I'm Rias Gremory and a Devil, its nice to meet you!"

"I'm...Makoto...Nakashima...half...Angel..."

The colour drains from Rias-sans face and looks at him with scared eyes, which in turn makes Makoto feel frightened.

"AHHHH! KAA-SAMA! THERE IS AN ANGEL HERE!"

"Calm down Rias. He is...Akira-chan..."

I nod at her.

"Alright, its true. Makoto, is half Angel. But don't judge him on this, I know as Devils that you are natural enemies, but please don't think like this."

They both nod as Rias-san comes close again to Makoto.

"Sorry for doing that. But Angels scare me."

"Devils...scare me."

"Hmmm, so we scare, each other? Hehehe, that's silly! You don't seem scary. I'm not going to hurt you."

Rias-san extends her hand which Makoto doesn't take, Rias-san seems sad about it. Poor girl is trying her best.

"Makoto, be nice and play with Rias-san."

"...No. She...will hurt...me."

"Silly boy. She isn't going to do anything. Besides, I will be watching."

He nods and takes Rias-sans hand...and starts playing with her, very reluctantly.

"Akira-chan, I knew something, about Makoto-san here was, well you know."

"Yes. I thought you might be able to tell. Since you are strong and Devils must be able to sense Angels, right?"

"Something like that. But, what Angels child, is he?"

I look away. Should I reveal the truth? Would it only cause problems?

"If I tell you, you can't tell anyone besides people who you trust not to start war or anything."

"Y...Yes, I promise."

I take a breath and just tell her.

"Michael, the Arch Angel Michael."

"I see. Well, that is shocking. I never thought you would, be with Michael."

"It took me by surprise also. But, you aren't going to judge Makoto, for anything, are you?"

She shakes her head to my relief.

"Of course I'm not. But can I ask, why did he say, please don't hit me?"

"Because, lots of people hit him or call him a freak. I can't tell you the reason but, lets just say that normal humans are effected by something inside him. However, supernatural beings aren't effected. You don't feel like inflicting pain on him, do you?"

"No. I don't understand why anyone would want to strike a child at all."

I am thankful for this. Makoto and Rias-san seem to be having a fun time, even if his smile is a strained one.

As they are playing, someone comes in that I don't recognize...hmmmm, who is that?

"Sona! Go away!"

Sona...san? Who's...aah never mind. Serafall-chan has come bouncing in after her.

"No ape!"

"Don't call me an ape Sona!"

Rias-san doesn't want to be called an ape yet she was acting like one before? She sure is a weird child.

"I will call you what I want! Ape!"

"Uwah! Go away! Where is my doll Sona? The one you took without asking!"

"I've given it to the Angels!"

Rias-san then turns to Makoto...ahh...crap.

"Makoto-kun! Can you give me my doll?"

"Rias, who is that boy?"

"He is my new friend! So I don't need you. Go away and leave me alone!"

Sona-san shakes her head in defiance...Serafall-chan becomes giddy and rushes Makoto...who cringes and lets out a cry...damn those humans effective him more than I thought.

"I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T HIT ME!"

Serafall-chan doesn't stop and she wraps him up in a hug...

"Aah don't be frightened! I'm Serafall Leviathan, call me Levi-tan! What's your name cutie?"

"...Makoto...Nakashima...please...don't...hit...me."

"I'm not going to hit you! So Makoto Nakashima..." she looks at me, "Akira-chan! This boy, is your son?"

I nod with a smile.

"That's right Serafall-chan."

"He is soooo cute and cuddly! I want to hug him forever and ever!"

"I don't think you can do that Serafall-chan."

I deadpan her, she nods reluctantly.

"So cute! Sona-chan! Play with Makoto-chan here!"

"Onee-sama...that ape said..."

Rias-san glares in Sona-sans direction.

"Stop calling me an ape fat head!"

"I've not got a fat head! How are your friends in the zoo!?"

"I don't have friends in the zoo! You smell like poop!"

Wow...Devil children sure are weird.

"So I smell like you then?"

"Akiwa-sama! Tell Sona that she can't play with my new friend!"

"Who is Akiwa-sama?"

Sona-san asked Rias-san, who pointed to me.

"Its Akira Nakashima."

I gently say. Sona-san looks at Rias-san with a deadpan look.

"You can't even say things right ape."

"Stop calling me an ape! Its Akiwa-sama because it is! Its my pet name!"

"Are you sure you just can't say, Akira-sama?"

Rias-san glares at Sona-san...wait until they get older. If this rivalry continues, they will attack one another.

"Shut up Sona! I hope the Angels take you away!"

"I've seen you kiss Angels!"

Is this how Devil children are? Seriously? Is this the effect of Devil children have on one another?

"No I don't! You do kissy kissy with the King of the Angels!"

Actually I do that, hehehe. And if anyone else tries then they are in for a world of pain. That Bishonen ass is mine, and the rest of him.

"No I don't! Hmph, I'm playing with my new friend!"

"He isn't your friend Sona! No one likes you anyway!"

"That's funny because my new friend likes me! Don't you new friend?"

Responding to that...Makoto doesn't say anything. Poor child is so scared, and it isn't even his fault he is like that. He is completely different when he is just around Mi-baka and I, but as soon as someone else is here, he becomes like this.

"Whats wrong? Is it the ape? I know she is scary, but I'm not."

"Stop it with the ape! Don't call me an ape! And it isn't me who is scaring him, its you! With your big head!"

"Coming from you. Hmph, Onee-sama! Rias just called me names!"

...Right, these people are crazy. The Devil children are insane.

"Play nicely girls and boy. The adults have to talk."

"Ok Kaa-sama! Come on Makoto-kun! Sona."

So those three children start playing with one another.

"Akira-chan! Its been ages! You haven't been around much lately! But you brought a cute gift with you! Aah! He is so adorable! I want to take him home! Akira-chan! Give me your son!"

I sweatdrop at Serafall-chan, giving her my son...I don't think so.

"Sorry Serafall-chan, I can't give him to you."

"Muu, please! I will look after him! He is so small and adorable!"

"Even so, I can't give you my son."

She pouts at me, I sweatdrop again. But then, Venelana-chan, Serafall-chan and I start talking like old times. Even though I am in the presence of two Devils, it doesn't effect me in the slightest. Just because they are both strong, doesn't mean they are friendly. They are very good people, Serafall-chan might be a little...wow but she is a great person. Pretty soon, everyone is called into the dining room for lunch. Everyone sits down except my son, hehe, I know what he wants. Its just so cute how he doesn't like chairs.

"You can sit down Makoto-san."

Venelana-chan soothed, as Makoto came over to me and made the pick me up gesture. I do as he gestures and place him on my lap.

"Akira-chan...not that I care, but why is Makoto-san sat on your lap?"

I snicker a little. I find it funny when he says it.

"Makoto, tell everyone why you don't like sitting on chairs."

"Kaa-chan...I can't say it..."

"Please, for me? Since you are my cute son, say it to everyone."

He blushes and nods.

"...Stupid...chairs...don't feel...good...on...my...butt."

I snicker at that. I don't understand why he doesn't like chairs, but apparently they don't feel good on his butt. Serafall-chan lets out a squeal! Damn that's high pitched!

"Aah! Stupid chairs don't feel good on his butt! That's amazingly cute! Say Ma-tan! You can sit on my lap! Since I'm going to kidnap you! I mean, be friends with you!"

Did she just say kidnap? She isn't going to kidnap my son!

"...Muu...stupid chairs..."

Hehe, my son, the cute son! So like that we start eating, Serafall-chan keeps mentioning about kidnapping Makoto. After lunch, the children resume their play, actually Makoto is actually playing with them more. And the end of the day comes. The children have crashed out, both girls cuddling up to Makoto, isn't that sweet? So cute and adorable.

"Aah Sona-chan and Rias-chan! Snuggling with Ma-tan! Makes me jealous!"

Is she serious? That makes her jealous? He is only 4 for Maous sake. She is, a little weird. But, it is incredibly cute how they are like that. Sona-san and Rias-san with Makoto, hehe...like a threeway relationship...hehe...Makoto you player.

3 months later

Mi-baka is in heaven, which is a good thing right now, as we have a child here with Makoto and I. But this isn't a normal child, he is a half Devil. Makoto and I found him unconscious on the ground while walking Kamikatsu, being the nice people we are, we brought him here and started healing his injuries, Makoto and I together, healing him. That was a couple of days ago now, and he hasn't waked up yet.

Makoto, has been spending practically every moment by this child's side. The reason I know he is a half Devil is because I can sense it, and something inside him also. Lots of demonic power at his age...oh wait he is opening his eyes.

"Aah! You have woken up, I'm so happy!"

The child, gives Makoto and I a strange look.

"Who are you?"

He questions us, I give my name and so does Makoto.

"Good for you, I'm going now...ngh."

He tries to move, but is still in pain.

"Please don't move...ummmm...what's your name?"

"Vali..."

"Vali...may I call you Va-chan?"

Va-chan? Oh, he has that habit I have, shortening peoples names and adding chan onto it, its something Mak-chan and I used to do all the time.

"Va-chan? Why would you call me that human?"

"Because...I like you! You are nice, right?"

Wow, Makoto is more confident around this Vali.

"No, I'm not nice. Now leave this instant."

"But...I have to heal you. Please, let me help you, Va-chan."

"...Fine, if you insist human."

Aah Vali can't sense Makoto being an Angel huh, but Makoto knows he is a half Devil, he was the one who told me actually, his senses are sharp, that's for sure.

"Good! Now please stay still while I perform some healing magic on you."

Makoto then starts healing him, I don't because...well I don't fully trust this boy.

"Va-chan, why was you hurt?"

"Things got rough. That's all there is too it human."

"Don't call me a human, call me by my name Va-chan."

...Hmmmm...this child...I know something is off about him...but what is it? Obviously from the fact that he is half Devil, but something else also.

"Hmph...Ma-kun."

"Ma-kun? Well, that's ok Va-chan! Call me that if you wish too!"

As Makoto finishes healing him, which takes about 10 minutes, that Vali strokes Makoto's face! What the hell?

"Va-chan? What...are you doing?"

"I'm trying to figure something out. Why, would you help me? You don't know me, and I am a monster. My parents think I'm one, and my grandfather."

"I don't think you are a monster. Even if you are a half Devil, you aren't a monster. I think I am a monster, as everyone always calls me a freak and hits me all the time. Some people, even try and kill me. But, my Kaa-chan and Tou-chan don't think I am a monster and that makes me feel better. So Va-chan, don't think you are a monster as, you aren't a monster."

He strokes Makoto's cheek again, he flushes! Aah, is my son blushing at Vali?

"Hmmmm, Ma-kun..."

"Yes Va-chan?"

"You are mine now, do you understand?"

...What the hell does that mean? Makoto, is Vali's now? When the hell did that happen? I don't understand this at all.

"W...What do you mean, yours?"

"You, are my boy now. I've chosen you. You don't have a choice."

This shit is crazy. Vali, basically just made an advancement on my son, who is only 4 years old. How, is he supposed to understand something like that? How, I ask.

"Va-chan...is that...what...?"

"It means, I've chosen you as a lover. I can sense great power from you, together we are going to be great. So, become stronger for me, Ma-kun."

"I don't understand. Lover? Can...two boys...be like that?"

Instead of replying and before I could stop it, that little shit Vali crushes his lips onto Makoto's! Little pervy bastard is kissing my son! But, this is like watching shota's. No Akira, you aren't like that, just the yaoi craze for you.

"Does that answer your question?"

"Va-chan...that was my...first...kiss. Va-chan...you just kissed me..."

"That means, I have chosen you. Plus, your butt looks tight. One day, Ma-kun, one day."

Oh my, that is weird. This Vali, is like proclaiming his love for Makoto, who looks shocked...but is also...blushing...at the kiss...little bastard stole my sons first kiss!

"Va-chan...you are...well...you are a boy...and I am...a boy...does that mean..."

"We are lovers, yes. Understand? Your power and mine together, we will become strong."

I then step in a little.

"Makoto, could you get some water for Vali here?"

"Ok Kaa-chan!"

Once Makoto is out of the room, I look at Vali in the eyes.

"What you said, what are you intending to do with my son?"

"Hmph, like I said. Your son, that boy is mine. Do you not understand woman? Your son, is my boy now."

"You cocky bastard. Do you know who I am?"

I speak with a little irritation.

"I don't care who you are. All that matters, is if you keep that boy strong and sexy."

"My name is Akira Nakashima, like I said before. You know that name? Famous magician."

"I do know who you are, and I don't care. All that matters is that boy, nothing else. He is mine now, understood? He and I are together now, and you can't stop that. Even if you banish me away, I will make my way back to him."

This little shit is cocky. However as I was about to say something to him, Makoto comes back in with water. He hands it to Vali, who smacks his ass! Little pervert! He can't be much older than Makoto, yet he is a little pervy with my son!

"Va-chan! Don't do that please!"

"Why Ma-kun? Did you like your cute little ass being spanked?"

For the love of god...Mi-baka. He is a perverted child interested in my child's butt.

"Va-chan...don't be...a bad boy."

"Ma-kun, get into bed with me."

I do a spit take at that! This child...uwah! My son is being harassed by some mega perverted child!

"Va-chan!...Getting into bed with Va-chan...I can't..."

"Bed now. Or I will smack your ass again."

"Ok Va-chan...don't smack my butt again."

Oh my god, Makoto just got into bed with Vali, fucking hell. What am I supposed to do about this? Kick the child out? If I did that, Makoto would hate me. I don't know what to do with this little bastard child.

"Va-chan...why are you rubbing my leg?"

What? This kid is...I see now! Under the blanket! Vali is rubbing Makoto's leg!

"Because I can't resist you."

"Hm? Va-chan, I don't understand."

"I think you are incredibly beautiful."

For the love of god, this Vali is really coming onto a 4 year old, when he looks about 5 or 6 himself. This isn't really normal, is it?

"W...Well Va-chan...that's...nice I think..."

Ooh crap, my son is blushing. Blushing at Vali, who is smirking back. Great I can see it now, Vali dominating my son...yeah that's a weird thought.

"Ma-kun, give me a kiss."

"Lips? On your...lips?"

"Yes, so go ahead, Ma-kun."

I step in to stop this nonsense.

"Alright Makoto, you don't have to kiss him at all. You don't have to do anything he tells you to do."

The kid glares at me, I shrug him off. I have no problem with telling naughty children off.

"Kaa-chan...I want to kiss...Va-chan."

I give him a disbelieving look, he wants to kiss Vali? This...is a strange development, but if my son wants to do it then...I don't have a problem with that.

"I thought you might Ma-kun. Since I've become addicted to your lips, it must be the same for you."

"Don't be embarrassing Va-chan. But...kiss Va-chan...kiss me..."

Oh great, there lips connected again. What the hell am I supposed to tell Mi-baka? Mi-baka, your son is getting sexually harassed by a half Devil. Oh, and here's the punch line, Makoto doesn't mind it. But, I think I know what is happening now.

Makoto...he is doing it because Vali isn't...hurting him. Either that or he actually likes it. Poor Rias-san will be mad, she wanted to be his first kiss...well, you can't win them all.

"Va-chan...I've read that...when people do that...it means...someone has to take...responsibility."

"I already have. You, are already mine, that's the responsibility taken."

This is going to be a long day...Mak-chan! What am I supposed to do now? Naughty boy is coming onto my son!

9 months later

[Happy birthday Makoto/kun/san/tan!]

Today, I, along with some Devil friends are celebrating Makoto's fifth birthday, I can't believe its been five years since he was born. Time flies when you are under constant attack. Mi-baka, he had to return to heaven, to run his system. I had to tell him to go in the end. He, can't let that fail. He is the centre of it, if that fails then...well its something I don't want to think about. I've, moved in with Kaa-chan. Makoto's Obaa-san, since the attacks are getting more and more dangerous.

"T...Thank you everyone!"

He is so happy right now. Surrounded by his friends Sona-san and Rias-san. Later, we are going home and he will see his other friend, Irina-san and Aika-san. Since they are normal humans, for the most part, they don't know about Makoto's status as an Angel, half Angel that is.

"Ma-tan! Your amazing future girlfriend is here!"

I sweatdrop at Serafall-chan. She is so hung up on Makoto, its not even funny. Vali, well he left a little something for his...lover, aka Makoto. A pendant for him. Its a little sweet, yet creepy.

I think he has gone to Azazel now, but Azazel doesn't know a thing about Makoto and I'm not telling him either. He doesn't need to know anything about Makoto, pedophile.

"Sera-tan! Sera-tan! Kiss kiss kiss!"

Sneaking a kiss, right infront of my eyes, good thing its on the cheek. She is way older than him, physically, mentally they are most like similar.

"No Onee-sama! Makoto-kun is my boyfriend!"

"You're wrong Sona! As usual! It is I, who Makoto is going to date. You will have to go through me!"

"With pleasure ape!"

Sona-san tackles Rias-san to the ground and they start having a fight for...Makoto's heart it seems. He confided in me that, he likes Rias-san and Sona-san a lot. When questioned if it was a crush, he blushed bright red and nodded very shyly.

"Stop calling me an ape! Four eyes!"

"Ape! There's a banana for you!"

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Rias-san let out a scream and bit Sona-san!

"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Sona-san let out a scream as she had her arm bitten by ape...Rias-san.

"YOU FAT APE!"

"DON'T CALL ME AN APE!"

As those two continue fighting, Serafall-chan steals another cheek kiss off Makoto...but then some lazy Maou comes in. Aah yes, Makoto's, self proclaimed husband to be. Jokingly, Makoto said to him, if he becomes more active, he as in Makoto, would marry him. Now the pervy lazy bastard has it stuck in his head that Makoto is going to marry him when Makoto gets older.

"How is my future husband?"

"Falbi-chan! Falbi-chan! Pick me up!"

"Anything for my cute husband to be."

That creeps me out. They are hundreds of years old. Then again, Mi-baka is old also and I was only a school girl so, well...Makoto is only 5! He can't leave me yet! I still need him! He is my son! My cutest son...who I might have to leave.

Mi-baka and I have been talking, and we think...I might have to leave Makoto. I don't want to but...I...he is in...constant danger. I will have to seal his memories...he will forget about all of this. Rias-san, Sona-san, Serafall-chan, Falbi-chan, Vali. All of them gone from his mind.

"Falbi-chan! Sera-tan! Where is Sirz-chan? And Aju-chan? And Gray-chan?"

"Sirzechs will be here soon with Grayfia. Ajuka, will be coming soon also."

"Good! Falbi-chan! Cheek kisses!"

As Makoto does that, Venelana-chan comes up to me.

"Something bothering you?"

"It is. Venelana-chan, I've been thinking about Makoto. His current life and these constant attacks. I'm thinking about, taking his memories from him."

She gasps.

"Akira-chan. You are serious, aren't you?"

"I am. Think about it. He will always be in danger. He, is going to be hunted forever. If I seal his powers and memories, he will live a normal life. No, it wont be normal. He will still be targeted, however I know that, he will make some great friends. Like Rias-san and Sona-san. But, I will have to remove their memories also. They can't remember, and you and the others can't ever mention anything about knowing him if you ever meet him again. No one can know of him. He has to remain a secret forever."

Its breaking my heart. Looking at the heartwarming scene infront of me, I can't help but be sad. He...will be alone...Kaa-chan will be there...Irina-san and Aika-san can be there also...they don't hate him. That's all there is.

"I understand. When you think the time is right, we will seal the girls memories. But Akira-chan...I'm going to miss this. You, are my best friend."

"Me too. Remember when I told you about Mak-chan?"

"Your, human best friend?"

I nod at her.

"She, was someone who...I loved very dearly. I can't even think about her much or I cry. But, you are my best friend also. I love you just as much as I love Mak-chan. But now, well that's it."

"What are you thinking of doing, after you take his memories?"

"Going to heaven. To be with Mi-baka and make heaven good. I'm not going to see my little guy again. I wont know him for his life. I wont be there, for anything. Mi-baka and I, are his parents...who he wont remember. I wish I was an average person. I wish Mi-baka was an average person also. That way, we could live with Makoto happily like a family should."

That's how its going to be. Losing our son to give him a...normal life, whatever that is. Taking him to heaven wont work, they will find away around that. There isn't anything we could do that results in us three being together forever.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!"

"STOP CALLING ME AN APE!"

As they are fighting, I notice the pervy Maous hugging Makoto, tightly. That's still a little weird.

"Hey hey."

That sounded like...

"Sirz-chan! Gray-chan! Aju-chan! You are also here!"

Hpmh, Makoto has the four Maous huh. Look at that, Sirzechs-chan, Ajuka-san, Serafall-chan and Falbi-chan are hugging him as Grayfia-san smiles at them. Like that, we all had a fun day. Rias-san and Sona-san fought over Makoto, as did the Maous actually. It was a little funny and a great time. However, it just makes me feel sick.

Soon, those children wont remember each other. Makoto wont know them, and they wont know him. The Maous and Venelana-chan and Grayfia-san are keeping their memories, however I have made each of them swear that, if they ever meet Makoto again, they can't say anything about meeting him before that. They all agreed to it, as it is for the best. Its for the best, those words don't sound right in my ears.

They don't sound right in my heart or my head. No, it isn't right at all. Its basically robbing his childhood, and his parents away. Plus his Devil friends, they wont know him anymore.

5 months later.

"I don't want to forget Kaa-chan. Please, I don't want to forget."

I just told him. He has a right to know, even if he wont remember anything afterwards. The look on his face is pure sadness. I've never seen such a face before. Its heartbreaking, makes me want to not do what I am about to do.

"I'm sorry. Its for the best."

"But...Ria-chan...So-chan...Va-chan...my Devil friends...what about the Angels? It isn't fair...I don't want to forget, everyone. I...I...will be...alone, again. I don't want to be alone...please let me remember..."

"You can't. Makoto, I really am sorry. This, isn't something I'm doing to be horrible to you. Its necessary. Please, try and understand."

Even though I said that, he shakes his head.

"I...can't understand. Its not fair...Ria-chan...So-chan...I'm supposed to marry them. We made a deal...when we grow up...I would marry them...now...I wont even remember them. Will they...remember me?"

I shake my head, hiding my tears from him.

"They wont remember. I, already have taken their memories of you from them. They are sealed away, its for their best interest, and yours."

"Please don't. Kaa-chan...I'm begging you, please don't take my friends away from me. Take my magic, take everything else, but not my memories. I'll be all alone, no one will be here, because...you are going."

I nod.

"I am going. I can't remain here. It is very dangerous. Remember about my friend, Mak-chan? She died because of me, if I stay, you will befall the same fate as her. I don't want that."

"Mak-chan. She...is...Mak-chan...is...here."

Mak-chan is here? What does that mean? How, could she be here? When he said that, a few seconds later, he pointed to himself...Mak-chan? She is...is she inside of...no that's impossible. She's dead. She couldn't be here.

"Don't be silly. She is gone, she died."

"Don't call me a shark Aki-chan."

...Those words...saying those words to me...I've never called...Makoto a shark...yet he just said that? I only called Mak-chan a shark, I never told Makoto that. He wouldn't just say that, out of the blue, would he? Unless he can read my mind, that's impossible.

"Do you hear me? Don't call me a shark Aki-chan."

He said it again, this isn't normal, is it?

"Mak-chan..."

Suddenly, Makoto's eyes changed, they became...Mak-chan coloured! He, what is going on? I don't understand.

"Aki-chan. I'm here. I never left you. I'm here, inside, I'm inside here. Protecting, Makoto from...Typhon."

"Is that really you?"

I say in disbelief. I...the tears in my eyes, stream down my face freely.

"Silly, Aki-chan. Of course I'm here. Not even death will stop me from being with you. I, can't stay like this long, but Aki-chan, whatever you decide to do, I will keep Makoto safe. I don't know how, but I will block Typhon, somehow. I've been doing it, all of Makoto's life."

Even in death, her spirit is helping me. I should've known I wouldn't get rid of her that easily.

"Mak-chan. I miss you so much. Mak-chan."

"Silly Aki-chan, you can't miss me as I'm here. I've been here since Typhon. Little bastard isn't hurting your son. Don't worry, even if you aren't here, I'm here for Makoto. I will be that voice in his head that tells him everything is ok."

Mak-chan, she is the best friend I don't deserve. Even after death, she is still making sure I'm alright.

"Mak-chan, I'm so sorry that you died. You had lots of ambitions in life. I truly am sorry. It was all my fault, they killed you, because of me."

"Its fine, Aki-chan. Because, I can do something no one else can do, keep Typhon from Makoto, thank you for naming him after me."

"Silly shark."

He, or rather she chuckles.

"Don't call me a shark, Aki-chan. Yaoi otaku."

"That's right, that's what I am and always will be, shark. Oh yeah, Mi-baka and I made it after all, we actually stayed together, didn't expect that, did you?"

"I knew. I always knew he was the best for you, Arch Angel Michael, can't do much better than that. Aki-chan, I have to go now. Thank you, for being my friend. I love you."

"DON'T GO! PLEASE DON'T GO! STAY WITH ME!"

It was too late. Mak-chan, she is gone now. Protecting Makoto, for me. I can't ask for a better friend than that. She sure is a silly shark.

12 years later (Present day)

Hahaha, today with Tomoki was fun. Its like a second shot at being a parent. So like Makoto, but with his own little quirks. He sure makes me smile again, I've not smiled so much for a long time, besides when I'm with Makoto and Mi-baka. Right now however, we are at home with everyone, well Makoto's heaven home, but I class it as my home also.

Everyone is pretty much doing whatever it is that they do. Myself, I'm with Mi-baka, hahaha, silly Mi-baka.

"Haha, today was fun, wasn't it Mi-baka?"

I question with a smirk, as I hold up that key we made so long ago. He knows what it means, hehe.

"Akira-chan!"

"Oh, Mi-baka. You sure are a weirdo. Remember, you want to court me, hehe."

We share a laugh. Its been so long since then. Lots of things have happened. So many wonderful and tragic things. I can't remember how many times I've cried and laughed since then, all those times. Mak-chan, she is still inside Makoto, I'm sure.

Since that day, years ago, I've not seen or heard from her, but she wouldn't abandon Makoto now. Because, she is my shark.

"Shark."

I whisper out as Mi-baka chuckles to himself.

"Don't call me a shark Aki-chan."

...Mi-baka and I stop in our conversation, as Makoto just said that to me. Everyone else is looking at him with confusion, as he smiles, like Mak-chan did, does. She is here, his eyes, they have changed again, silly shark.

"Makoto, what's going on? Why did you say that?"

Rias-san questions for the others, besides Mi-baka and I, we know what's going on. Its Mak-chan, hehehe...

"I love you, you shark."

"Hehe, I love you too, Aki-chan."

We smile at each other as everyone keeps looking at us with a strange expression, besides my idiotic husband that is.

"I'm still here."

"I know. Thank you, for everything."

"Hehe, of course. You know, your son is cute."

Hehe, everyone looks freaked out.

"Of course he is, he is my and Mi-baka's son."

"Michael-kun, and Aki-chan. You know, I would date him, haha."

I sweatdrop as does Mi-baka. Dating a spirit, that would be new and interesting for Makoto.

"Okaa-sama, what's going on? Why, did you call Makoto a shark? And why is he speaking about dating himself?"

"Oh Rias-san, I will tell you later."

She furrows her eyebrows and nods.

"Aki-chan, guess what. I have some gossip."

"Gossip? You know I'm up for gossip!"

"The gossip is, Makoto just said I can stay out as long as you want. We, have been chatting and he said, I can stay out for as long as you want, as you have sealed a certain something again."

She can stay out? She has been talking to Makoto?

"Just what are you doing with my son in his head? You perverted shark."

"Having spirit sex. We have become the ultimate lovers, you know I like younger guys."

...ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOO! MAK-CHAN! SHE CANT DO THAT TO MY SON! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]

Everyone screams out! Hehe, I just did the same in my head.

"Now Aki-chan, lets get remembering again."

I nod and take her or his hand, and we start talking again!

"You know, this stupid chair doesn't feel good on my butt."

The chair, doesn't feel good? So, it isn't just Makoto saying he doesn't like chairs to be on peoples laps, he gets physically discomforted when on chairs.

"Hahaha, Makoto says the same. Its laps, he likes sitting on laps. He likes Kiba-kun's lap. Kiba-kun, come over here please."

I make him come over and sit next to me, I order Mak-chan to get onto his lap, she or he, I will say she as she is a girl, just in a boys body. She looks comfortable. He on the other hand looks weirded out.

"That's a lot better. Hmph, Makoto has the best fiancee, Kiba-kun. Your lap is very comfortable on my, or rather Makoto's butt. Anyway, Aki-chan, lets talk again, its been so long."

So like that, Mak-chan and I start talking again! I'm so happy right now! My friend, she is back! I never thought I would talk to her again after her death, but we are talking again! This is the best feeling!

Le Fay; Wasn't that the sweetest chapter ever? Friends reuniting after all those years, it brought tears to my eyes. It seriously did.

Makoto; Le Fay-san! It was good, wasn't it? Kaa-chan's friend and Kaa-chan are together again.

Le Fay dries her tears and nods strongly.

Le Fay; It was good. Makoto-kun, I...love you so much! Lets never part!

Makoto; Yep! Lets never part! Anyway, I think its time for the questions and answers Le Fay-san!

Le Fay; Ok! Who is it today?

Koneko;...I will do it.

They both nod to Koneko, they gather everyone around.

Koneko;...Reon23...is the first person with questions...Akira-sama...why do you hate...Mephesto-sama...and a family time before Michael-sama.

Akira; Well, that little shit is annoying, I hate him so much and I hope he dies a terrible death. Coming onto me when I have the baka of baka's Mi-baka. A family time before Mi-baka, Christmas, with the family. That's one I remember, when I was ten with my brother and parents. Hehe, that was the best time, just before things started to go wrong a few years after that.

Koneko;...Mako-kun...Buchou...Asia-san...Mitsu-san...Yuuki-san...favourite Pokémon game.

Asia; Any!

Rias; Well there are so many...

Yuuki; Pokémon dungeon!

Mitsu; Platinum.

Makoto; I will go with Mitsu-kun also.

Everyone, just nodded.

Koneko;...Xenovia-sempai...your sword rival...works with the demonic squirrel.

Xenovia lets out a howl and runs out the door, with Durandal.

Koneko;...Irina-sempai...Favourite pastime...you did with...Xenovia-sempai...before you came to Japan?

Irina; Well, we practiced with our swords, prayed. Xenovia chased squirrels while I watched.

Koneko...Grayfia-sama...Are you fine if...Mako-kun...become the 2nd...consort of Sirzechs-sama...beside you?

Grayfia; Weird question, I don't know. I would have to think about it. Makoto-san huh, well I suppose...

Everyone became silent as Grayfia mulled things over to herself.

Koneko;...Azazel...What would...happen if you were the...one to raise Mako-kun...and Vali?

Azazel; Hmmmmm, well for one, I would have to listen to them, going at it. Although, they haven't done that yet. But, to raise them together, they would be stronger than currently.

Koneko;...Serafall-sama...Falbium-sama...Sirzechs-sama...Will you set up a...date with...Ajuka-sama...for Makoto?

Sirzechs; That's spoilers.

Serafall; Secret! Hehe!

Falbium; They are right. Cant ruin the surprise now.

Koneko;...Next questions...Xavier 17...Akeno-sempai...what is the dumbest thing...Buchou...has done since you two met?

Akeno; Ara ara. Rias has done plenty of dumb things. Like the time she...

Rias; Akeno! Don't tell them that I groped you by mistake!

Akeno; I wasn't going to. I was going to say, when you misplaced your Evil Pieces and made us search everywhere for it, when it was in your back pocket.

Rias cried softly to herself.

Koneko;...Mako-kun...how would you react if the Excalibur fragments...changed to different forms of the...Excalibur from soul eater and what would...you do if there was a spell to turn...people into loli's?

Makoto; A-A spell to turn people into loli's!? Use it of course! I-I mean, I would, use it wisely on...well never mind. For the Excalibur question, I would freak out, quite a bit.

Koneko;...Xenovia-sempai...what is the scariest thing...you experienced while in the...church?

Xenovia came back hearing this question.

Xenovia; G-G-Griselda! She scares me more than...almost more than those demonic squirrels!

Koneko;...Irina-sempai...why do you...self proclaim?

Irina; I don't self proclaim anything! I tell the truth, unlike some people, Xenovia.

Xenovia gains a tick mark and glares harshly at Irina.

Xenovia; Self proclaiming Angel.

Irina; Arghhhh! Don't say it! Don't say I self proclaim! Squirrel killer!

Koneko;...Last question is for...Us loli's...shota's...Mako-kun included...how scared of the pedobear are we?

They all cower and point an accusing finger at Azazel.

All loli's, shota's, Makoto; We are scared of Azazel very much!

Azazel; Hey! I am not the pedobear! That's Rias.

Rias; Don't you start on me! Pick on Sona! She is the biggest pedo around!

Sona; After you, you mean? You stalk children, along with Azazel.

Rias cries to herself as does Azazel.

Sona; And that's the end of this chapter. Please read the next chapter when it comes out!

AN; Sorry it took so long, hope you enjoyed!