Thank you for all the reviews (PM). *Hiding behind Sanji* I am so sorry that I don't update often! *makes sure no one is armed before moving into the open* Now Chopper or Robin need to say the disclaimer.

Robin: Writer-san does not own one piece.

Thanks Robin. *accepts that Robin won't use her name*

Fun Times at Last!

"Morning Zoro~" Vamp says waking up in her room next to Zoro.

Zoro nods not bothering to remove the wrinkles from his shirt. Vamp gets out of bed removing the wrinkles from her t-shirt and shorts.

"That was a good night's sleep," Vamp says going to her closet. "Zoro come here. I have a few outfits that would fit you in here."

Vamp dresses up in a female version of his look while Zoro ends up in his enies lobby look. The two head down to breakfast while the rest of the crew wakes up. Sanji is in the kitchen cooking wondering why the hell he looks like a pregnant woman.

"Being pregnant suits you Sanji!" Vamp gushes once she sees him. "The twins will be a good addition to the crew."

"TWINS! PREGNANT!" Sanji yells shocked. "AND WHY THE HELL AM I BALD!"

"Yep," Vamp says as breakfast is served. "A dare yesterday. You can have your hair back now."

Vamp makes Sanji's hair return like it was before. The rest of the crew congratulates Sanji on the babies. Chopper starts reading books on how to deliver babies. Youji makes an announcement just as breakfast ends.

"I am leaving for a while. I don't know when I will be back," Youji says.

"Have a safe trip," Vamp says handing her sister a watch. "Just think about where you want to go and a portal will appear to that place."

"Thanks sis," Youji says giving her sister a hug. "Give everyone hell for me."

"I will sis," Vamp says hugging her sister back.

Youji leaves and Sanji starts crying about one of his goddesses being gone. Zoro acts like when Vivi didn't join the crew.

"Okay today we have dares from Gracie-chan and Shizu-chan," Vamp says handing each hostess a piece of paper. "In case you need a reference. Shizu-chan can go first today."

"Yesssss. The room of spiders with the giant spider from Harry Potter. Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! And for Sabo being dead he isn't. He's alive and ate Ace's devil fruit," Shizu-chan says.

"So it shall be," Vamp says acting like a genie. Sabo suddenly joins a little older than Luffy and not a ghost anymore. "And for the hell of it, I am adding Ace, Vivi, and Sabo as permanent members of the game."

"That room was terrible," Sanji mutters shaking.

"I made it so they wouldn't harm you. That would have been bad for the twins," Vamp points out.

"How can he be pregnant?" Zoro asks.

"I have a potion that no matter the gender of the drinker, they will get pregnant. Depending on the dose is how many months along they will appear the next day. He drank five sips of the potion so five months along," Vamp explains.

"Will it work on you?" Shizu-chan asks curious.

"It would," Vamp answers wondering why she asks.

"What would happen if you only drank a single sip?" Chopper asks.

"Then the drinker will be one month along with eight more months to go," Vamp explains. "Now for Gracie-chan's dares."

"I loved the latest chapter! I WISH LU WASN'T 10 YEARS OLDER!" Gracie-chan suddenly wails.

"You could always age yourself up or deage Luffy," Vamp suggests.

"I can?" Gracie-chan asks with a glint to her eyes.

"Yes," Vamp confirms.

"Luffy, become a vegan for 6 months," Gracie-chan says.

"We will make it six days instead," Vamp says taking all the meat away from Luffy. "Here Luffy eat a carrot."

"Okay, that works. Next dare. Zoro, call Sanji... SANJI," Gracie-chan tells him with a smirk.

"I have to call the ero-cook by his name? Fine," Zoro says shrugging. "Oi, Sanji!"

"What mosshead?" Sanji asks.

"Nothing ero-cook," Zoro says as the two are about to fight Vamp stops them.

"No fighting while he is pregnant. Oh and I forgot to mention that with the potion the children born from it are completely of your own genes. So in a sense you are the mom and the dad. Talk about messed up," Vamp says smirking.

The people there stare in shock.

"What?" Vamp asks.

"Can I say my next one now?" Gracie-chan asks exicited.

"Go ahead," Vamp invites.

"Sanji, name one baby Zoro jr.," Gracie-chan asks.

"Yes, my angel," Sanji says.

"Vamp, HEEE... i have a mission for all the hosts/hostesses! Let's sneak up on Sanji-kun, chop off his bangs and see why he always hides one eye!" Gracie-chan whispers into Vamp's ear.

"I like it," Vamp whispers back.

The hostesses sneak up on Sanji and with scissors in hand Vamp cuts off Sanji's bangs. His other eye and eyebrow look exactly the same as the one he shows. [A/N: They have yet to show us Sanji's other eye in the anime and manga.]

"Really? Why hide it then?" Vamp asks.

"I liked it," Sanji explains.

Vamp makes it so his bangs grow back.

"Robin, how many arms can you create?" Gracie-chan asks.

"I am not sure," Robin answers. [A/N: Again not revealed in the anime or manga.]

"Since there are not any other reviews, we can call it a day. Oh but before we do, I need to wish Shizu-chan a happy birthday.

Everyone sings happy birthday to her and Vamp had Sanji make her favorite cake.

Sorry Shizu-chan for your birthday mention being a couple days late. Hope you had a good birthday. For host or hostess who wants their birthday mentioned or at least kind of celebrated in a chapter PM me about it. I will do my best to try and make it happen. Only one more spot available for permanent host or hostess.

Okay, so I am wondering what to do. There are hardly any reviews and only two people sending truths or dares in. Is there a particular reason this is the case? I really want to know. I love writing and all the truths and dares make me laugh. It is so much fun making them happen.

Putting that aside, please review (PM). There is more craziness to come.