Don't know how this came to me I seem to be getting a lot of Sedward story ideas but this is just based around the time Serena was pregnant and how her hormones affected her work and personal life hopefully it'll be a bit of comedy.

Edward walked into Serena's office, "You OK?" he asked when he saw her crying, he shut the door and sat on the chair opposite her.

"I'm fine," Serena dried her eyes, "It's nothing."

"Why are you crying?" Edward asked concerned he sat forward

Serena turned to him, "It's nothing I'm fine," Serena tried her best to hide her tears but they failed.

Edward walked over to her and placed his hand on her baby bump, "Is it the baby?" he asked whilst looking up at her.

"No," she slapped his hand away she hated people thinking that it was OK to touch her bump, suddenly it was fine to touch her without asking, she placed her hands on her bump.

"Then what's wrong?" he knelt down.

"I don't know," Serena felt tears forming again, "They just keep… they just keep coming."

Edward looked confused he then placed his hand to her face, "Why you crying?" he wiped a tear away.

"I think it's just… must be my hormones," she answered and Edward looked amused she glared at him.

"Ah hormones," he had to hold a laugh building inside him – the thing that had been causing her to the emotional wreck she is right now.

"It's not funny!" Serena shouted and Edward walked away.

"It is a bit," Edward admitted he knew when he said that he had touched a nerve, Serena made a distress sigh and pushed herself off her chair and stormed to the door, "Take the rest of the day off."

"I can't!" she shouted at him, "Because I have a major theatre list and I also need to look over Amelia's assessments and," she sighed again, "And I don't have time to be sitting around."

Edward watched her walk out and shook his head she was cracking and he was concerned, he walked out of her office and walked over to his best friend, "James," he tapped his shoulder.

"Is Serena OK?" James asked he saw her storm out looking distressed.

"Hormones," Edward sat on a chair and James's mouth twitched a bit, "Are you in theatre with her?"

"Yep," James answered, "Oh how much fun I am going to have," James said sarcastically he was doing all he could at the moment to avoid Serena she was scary enough before she fell pregnant, now one minute she's kind and understanding next minute she's ripping your head off, "Please say you're in there?"

"I'm not I'm afraid," Edward answered and James looked worried, "Look just don't wind her up you'll be fine."

"I'm constantly on egg shells with her," James argued, "Yesterday she ripped my head off because I forgot to get her a cup of tea."

Edward snorted, "You're lucky I'm the one who has to go home every night and put up with her shouting and screaming at me every five seconds, it's driving me up the wall." Edward noticed James's eyes looking at the side he turned on the spin chair, "Oh I didn't mean it like that," he saw her eyes welling up she slammed her hand on the desk and walked off, "Ah shit."

"Not so funny now," James grinned and turned on his chair, "Well go after her," he ordered and Edward went to her office rather worried, "Goood luuuuck," James teased.

Edward walked in and found her with sat on her chair her face buried in her hands, "I'm sorry."

"Oh go away," Serena said angrily but she completely lost it and put her head on the table, "Just go."

"I didn't mean it," Edward said and he walked over to her, "It's just you're a bit tetchy."

Serena shot her head up now furious how on earth could he say that, "Get out!" she snapped Edward looked taken aback, "JUST GET OUT!" She shouted and Edward ran out shutting the door firmly behind him and he looked at James who was close to falling backwards on his chair.

"Oh shut up," Edward said as he walked around the desk and he sank into the chair and sighed, "Can't do the right thing, I can't say the right thing."

Amelia was about to knock on Serena's office door, "Ah no I wouldn't do that," James shot over to her, "Give her at least two hours."

"Ah OK," Amelia knew what he meant, "What shall I do?" she asked James and James made a: "How should I know?" face.

"Just wait until it's safe," James directed her to the desk, "Trust me."

"But I need to get this report checked over," Amelia was worrying she had a deadline, "And I've finished it."

"You're looking for a death wish if you go in there," Edward said he put his glasses down to his nose, "I just got told to get out."

"Why'd do you have to go and get her pregnant?" James asked accusingly, "She was bad enough when she didn't have the baby effecting her emotions," James leant on the desk, "Now she's worse."

"Ha-ha," Edward chucked a pen at James, "Well it just happened."

"Little something called protection," James hit him on the head, "Now if you excuse I've to scrub in… please make sure your misses is in theatre feeling a bit better."

"I'll try," Edward sighed, "It's not that easy."

James was in theatre waiting for Serena, "This is ridiculous," James paced around, "Where is she?" the door opened, "Where the hell have you been?" he asked as Serena walked in, "You're about five minutes late."

Serena didn't answer him she walked to the table, "Scalpel," she ordered and James handed her it, "I didn't realise the time."

"Not like you," James sounded confused she was never late for theatre, in fact she was always early he noticed she looked a bit pale, "Are you OK?" he asked Serena.

"I'm fine," Serena swallowed a nauseas feeling building her throat she made the incision, she felt dizzy and had to grab onto the table, "Packs please."

James was observing her he noticed sweat building on her forehead, "Serena are you OK?"

"I'm fine suction please," Serena watched as blood sucked into the tube, "OK clamps please," she had to fight the sick feeling again.

"Mrs Campbell if you're about to vomit you shouldn't be in theatre," George the Anaesthetist said.

"What?" Serena turned her head to him looking angry.

"That's the second time you've almost vomited," George observed, "So if you're about to vomit you need to go."

"I'm not about to vomit," Serena said through gritted teeth, "And just call me Serena."

"Serena you're not well," James looked at her, "I can tell… you look ill."

"You're just full of compliments aren't you James?!" Serena snapped and James looked taken aback she suddenly felt her hormones taking over.

"Oh for goodness sake," James said angrily as he saw her eyes welling up, "George go into theatre two and swap with Edward please."

"No you stay there!" Serena ordered to George, "Just get on with your job," Serena said to James her eyes filled with fury and unshed tears. James gave in and about three hours later they were done, "You out," she pointed to James and James looked worried.

James knew what was coming he had basically embarrassed her in front of other colleagues, pointing out she looked ill, "Serena I'm-"

"Don't you ever do that again," Serena shouted at him.

"But you looked ill," James reminded, "You shouldn't have gone into theatre."

"Well I managed to operate without vomiting everywhere," Serena folded her arms and James tilted his head back, "Don't you dare tilt your head back at me."

"You need to take it easy," James said to Serena, "OK you're about seven months pregnant and if you don't take it easy you could…" James saw Serena looking sad again, "Please don't start crying."

"I'm not," Serena played with her hands, "Damn hormones."

"Amelia was looking for you earlier," James remembered.

"I'll go find her," Serena walked off and James leant against the wall he had managed to defuse a situation he felt quite proud.

Serena tapped Amelia on the arm, "James said you were looking for me earlier."

"Yeah I went to knock on your door but Edward and James told me not too," Amelia said awkwardly, "So does that mean you can look over my assessment?" Amelia asked sweetly Serena smiled and nodded.

"Sit down," Serena pointed to the other chair and Amelia sat down looking frightened, "Why you looking so scared?"

"In case it's not good enough," Amelia lied in fact she was terrified in case Serena had another break down on her or if she just randomly started crying.

"I'm sure it's fine," Serena took the assignment Amelia was twiddling with her hands, Serena checked through it twice, "It's good."

"Really?" Amelia asked shocked, "What really?"

"No I think it's terrible," Serena said sarcastically, "I'm joking," she said quickly as Amelia took her seriously, "I maybe an emotional wreck but I'm still able to joke."

"I don't think you're an emotional wreck," Amelia lied she thought the complete opposite.

Serena saw right through her, "You don't need to be nice… I was horrible to you last week and also unfair," she pushed the assignment back to Amelia, "Now if you excuse me I have a date with some chocolate covered bacon," Serena got out her lunch box Amelia laughed quietly and walked out.

"Wow you're not crying," James said shocked, "What's the result?"

"It's fine apparently," Amelia said happily and she walked over to the desk, "She actually admitted she was horrible last week."

Edward laughed, "Don't get used to it," Edward then decided to be brave and try and resolve the problem from earlier, "Wish me luck."

"Goood luuuck," James dragged out and got out a banana, "Shame you can't eat these."

"Oh shut up," Edward laughed and walked into her office he cleared his throat to make his presence known, "I've come to say sorry if I was harsh earlier."

"I don't intend to drive you up the wall," Serena said whilst eating some bacon and Edward put on a pity face.

"I didn't mean it," he walked up behind her and put his arms around her chest and kissed her head.

"You meant it," Serena said sadly and she felt her eyes welling up again, "Oh these bloody hormones!" she placed her hands to her face and felt the hot water drip onto them.

"Come on," he pulled her off the seat and he sat down and pulled her onto his lap, "You're taking yourself off rota," he ordered and she rolled her eyes, "No you're taking yourself off rota."

"Fine," she laid down her head on his lap and her legs stretched up, "Look how massive I've gotten," she said suddenly aware of her appearance.

"You're fine," Edward said comfortingly and he suddenly heard an 'oh god' "Hey don't cry."

Serena was crying again tears slipping down her face, "Don't look at me," she turned her head, "Don't," she said as she felt Edward wiping away the tears with his thumb, "Edward don't!" she lifted her hands off her face and saw Edward's face, "Please."

"Listen," he said kindly, "You're always be perfect to me… bump or no bump," he touched it and he felt her tense up, "Sorry."

"Arghh it's so annoying how people think I'm suddenly public property!" Serena exclaimed, "Just because I've ballooned doesn't give anyone the right to touch me."

"Apart from me," Edward said cheekily and Serena suddenly burst out laughing.

"Apart from you," she repeated, "Oh," she felt bubbles in her stomach, she grabbed his hand, "Feel."

"Is that?" he asked and she nodded and smiled, "Weird to think it's only two months away."

"Don't remind me," Serena grumbled, "I can't wait until I can go back to normal," she placed her hand on her bump.

Edward laughed and sighed, "I hate to want to move you… but I'm needed."

"Oh do you have to go?" Serena asked and Edward nodded sadly, "Well whilst you're out," she got out some money, "Since you've sentenced me to no theatre you can get me chocolate covered raisins."

"Anything else?" Edward asked.

"Yes… can you phone my mother to make me a chocolate cake," Serena asked and Edward laughed again.

"Well to do that you need to move you head," he said and Serena sat up slowly, "OK so raisins and phone Adrienne to make you chocolate cake."

"Thank you," Serena said sweetly and Edward left.

Edward walked over to James, "Made up then?" James asked.

"Yes and I need to phone Adrienne," Edward said and James looked confused, "SOS," and James suddenly understood.

"Ah code chocolate cake," James understood and they both laughed, "Oh dear well rather it's you than me."

Finally at seven o'clock after a ten hour shift Edward had finished and he went to the vending machine to get the chocolate covered raisins and then made his way to Serena's office, he found her asleep on the sofa, "Serena," he whispered and he shook her a bit.

"Wha?" she woke up, "Oh what time is it?" She asked whilst sitting up it was dark outside.

"Seven just finished," Edward said, "Here," he handed her the raisins, "And Adrienne is making the cake."

"Thanks," she moved up so Edward could sit down she resumed her position from earlier before he had to leave, "Want one?"

"What steal food from a pregnant lady?" Edward asked and Serena lifted the packet up, "Thanks," he took two.

James knocked and walked in, "Oh sorry," he said whilst shutting the door, "Hope I'm not disturbing anything."

"What do you want?" Serena asked angrily she hated having her eating time disturbed.

"Some of us are going for a drink fancy joining?" James asked and Serena looked at him with a face, "I take that as a no?" He guessed.

"I've got chocolate cake waiting for me does that answer your question?" Serena raised an eyebrow and James took the hint.

"OK just checking," James put his hands up, "See you two tomorrow," he walked out.

"Right I think we should head home," Edward suggested, "Unless you're too comfy."

Serena chucked the packet in the bin, "Here where there's sick patients or home where I have cake waiting for me… not hard."

"Then you need to move," Edward pointed out the obvious, once again Serena got up slowly and Edward helped her up, "Come on."

They were about half away home when suddenly Serena needed to pee, "Edward stop the car I need to wee."

"We're literally ten minutes away," Edward said and he looked at her.

"Yes but right now I can't hold it," Serena explained and Edward stopped the car by a nearby field, "Make sure no one looks," she said whilst getting out of the car, "Edward make sure no one looks!" she shouted.

"Don't worry I'm making sure," Edward laughed to himself it was about two minutes later when she returned, "Took your time," he joked but he received a glare in return.

"If you haven't noticed I'm a little round right now," Serena pointed to her bump, "So daily tasks have become difficult," she belted up and Edward laughed to himself.

Edward decided to turn on the radio and the song I'll Stand By You Came On

Oh, why you look so sad?
Tears are in your eyes
Come on and come to me now
Don't be ashamed to cry
Let me see you through
'cause I've seen the dark side too
When the night falls on you
You don't know what to do
Nothing you confess
Could make me love you less

Edward went to talk but he saw Serena crying, "Hey what's wrong?" he asked whilst he stopped the car again.

"I don't know," Serena cried and she shook her head, "Damn hormones!" She exclaimed and Edward turned the radio off, "Thank you," she said whilst drying her eyes.

"Two months left and then you won't be an emotional wreck anymore," Edward tried to sound comforting, "What have I done now?" he asked as she went quiet, "You're going to cry again?" Serena nodded.

"Oh god," she said and hid her face in her hands, "Today's just been a long day."

Finally Edward pulled up in their driveway, "Looks like your mother is still here," he noticed her car parked up.

"She's probably tidying or something," Serena had only managed to get comfy and now she had to move again, she got out of the car and leant back.

"Backache?" Edward asked and Serena shook her head, "Yes it is come on," he took her by the waist, "You need to sit down."

"I've been laid down all day," Serena argued and Edward opened the door, "Apart from my time in theatre."

"You shouldn't be in theatre Serena," Edward scolded gently.

"Don't tell me what to do," Serena glared, "Besides what's wrong with me? Don't answer that," she placed two hands behind her back, "Ouch," she whispered and she leant against the door.

"Is that you Rena?" Adrienne said from the kitchen, she walked out holding a plate in one hand, and a tea towel in the other, "How was your day?"

"Uneventful," Serena walked into the living room and sat on the sofa and Adrienne followed.

"Well you should be taking it easy," Adrienne scolded gently and Serena rolled her eyes, "I hope you've sentenced her to desk work," Adrienne asked Edward.

"They've tried," Serena again resumed her position from last time, "Please don't say you have to move."

"I see no reason too," Edward said and Serena looked happy, "Oh did you make the cake?" Edward asked.

"Yes it's on the counter," Adrienne said, "I'll go get it," she walked out and Serena and Edward watched television.

"On the lighter side of the news a young boy has befriended a dog after he saved him from drowning," the news reader read out, "The little body was swimming in the sea when suddenly the current swept him away the black Labrador ran into the sea and pulled him safely to sure the little boy is doing fine and he is allowed to see the Labrador whenever he wants," the newsreader smiled.

Edward looked down to find Serena crying, "OK let's change over," he said and he brushed hair out of her eyes, "He's OK."

"It's not that," Serena cried, "It's amazing how animals can have the same instincts as us," she covered her face and sobbed, "Don't look at me," she said seriously, "Don't look at me."

"OK I won't," Edward looked concerned she rarely cried in fact this was the most she had cried in the whole time of knowing her, "This is the most I've known you too cry."

"Yeah well I can't help it," Serena said through her covered face, Edward pulled her hands away, "Don't look at me," tears spilled off her face, "I'm a wreck."

"Think I guessed that a while ago," Edward joked, "Look I mean it Serena… if you won't take maternity leave then you're doing desk work."

"But-"

"No!" Edward exclaimed, "I don't want you in theatre," Edward looked down at her and Serena was glaring, "Don't give me that look… you know I'm talking sense."

Serena dropped her glare, "Fine you win."

"It's not a game," Edward scolded, "We've got something in there," he bravely touched the bump, "And you need to think about it."

Serena placed her on top of his and used her free hand to rub her stomach, "Where's my cake?" Serena suddenly realised Adrienne hadn't returned, "I'm being deprived of cake!"

"Relax," Adrienne walked in, "I didn't want to disturb your moment," she handed her daughter the slice, "There you go."

"Thanks," Serena took it and bit into it, "And James asked if we wanted to join him."

Edward laughed she had gone from sad to happy in seconds, "How's your day been Adrienne?" Edward asked.

"Busy I met up with a few friends we had a coffee, then I get a call of you," Adrienne frowned at Edward, "Saying it's an SOS."

"Why SOS?" Serena looked up to Edward and Edward avoided her stare, worried this would set her off.

"We have codes it saves explaining a long sentence especially when you're on one," Edward explained, "Oh what have I said now?"

"Am I really that horrible?" Serena asked and Edward sighed, "I'm so horrible that you had to have codes?" she shouted.

"Whoa calm down," he noticed her becoming distressed, "It's nothing to do with you being horrible."

"But I am horrible aren't I?" She asked and she couldn't help it floods of tears came spilling out unstoppable.

"Help," Edward mouthed to Adrienne.

"He didn't mean that," Adrienne walked over and knelt down and looked at her daughter, "You're not horrible," she brushed hair out of her eyes.

"But I am," Serena covered her face, "You should've heard me last week… I shouted at my F1 to the point where I made her cry and I don't know."

"You'll be back to normal soon," Adrienne said comfortingly, "Not long now," she looked at the bump.

Finally after about five minutes Serena composed herself, "Sorry."

"Don't be," Edward said and he smiled at her, "Now I hate to say this… but I need to wee."

"You can wait," Serena said with a orderly tone.

"I stopped for you," Edward reminded her and Serena huffed.

"Only because I can't hold it in for long… you on the other hand aren't pregnant," Serena raised an eyebrow, "So you can wait."

"For how long?" Edward asked.

"Don't know until I need to pee," Serena answered and Edward sighed, "You're not the one with a baby pressing on your bladder," she glared at him.

"OK OK," Edward gave in and tried to take his mind off his need to urinate, "Serena please."

"Nope," Serena smiled to herself, "You should've gone whilst you had the chance."

"Says you who needed to stop halfway home," Edward looked down at her.

"Like I said you're not the one with a baby pressing on your bladder," Serena reminded him and Edward huffed "I'm not moving I'm too comfy."

"Lucky you," Edward watched the television he saw Adrienne smiling, "Tell her to move please," he practically begged.

"Serena it is a bit unfair," Adrienne said to her, "Let him go."

"No I'm too comfy," Serena said stubbornly but she then felt guilty, "Oh fine," she sat up and Edward ran off, "Anyone would think he's got the baby inside him."

Edward returned, "OK I won't move you again I promise," he sat down and she resumed her comfortable position.

"I best be off," Adrienne said, "Enjoy your cake."

"Night," Serena said and Adrienne left leaving Serena and Edward watching the T.V, "Anything decent on?" Serena asked.

"There's Medics on," Edward saw on the television guide, "I know you like to watch it."

"Fine put that on," Serena sighed heavily in all fairness she did enjoy watching it, "It's re-runs I guess."

Edward and Serena watched the medical drama and pointed out parts that weren't exactly realistic and then turned over, "There is nothing good on."

"It is the evening," Serena pointed out, "Do I really have to be sentenced to ward rounds and desk work?" she asked and Edward nodded, "I'll be climbing the walls."

"I'm making sure James, John and Amelia don't let you into theatre either I know what you're like," he patted her head, "And if you won't take maternity."

"I don't need it," Serena said angrily, "Besides aren't in the best place if I go into labour?" she raised an eyebrow.

"Alright smarty-pants," Edward laughed, "I'll just make sure you don't go into labour in theatre."

"Please like that would happen knowing my luck I'll be doing ward rounds," Serena said and Edward laughed, "I'm being serious it'll just be my luck."

"Well two more months to go and then we'll find out," Edward winked and Serena sat up, "You OK?"

"Yes just need to sit up," Serena answered, "It's kicking again."

"Can I feel?" Edward asked and Serena nodded, "What's it feel like for you?"

"Feels like gas bubbling in my belly," Serena answered and she smiled lightly.

Edward pulled her into a side hug, "How about we go to bed?" Edward suggested, "It's been a long day."

Serena nodded and Edward helped her up and they snuggled up in bed, "Boy or girl?" Serena asked.

"Not bothered what about you?" Edward asked.

"Don't know," Serena answered and she turned the beside light off, "Night."

"Night."

Completely random really don't know where it came from I've been feeling down all day so I needed a bit of comedy writing and I seem to be doing a lot of Sedward atm whilst I'm blocked on Janny! So let me know what you think like I said it's a load of random rubbish (: x