SCENE 1
Lunchroom.
Spencer: Guys, I found something!
Hanna: What? Toby's shirt?
Spencer: ... No?
Aria: So it's still missing?
Emily: What a surprise
Spencer: Well, we just had sex so...
Hanna: Cut the crap, what did you find?
Spencer: I had a flashback of Alison! I know where "A" is?
Emily: What do you mean? Flashback?
Hanna: CUT THE CRAP EMILY, WE ALL HAD FLASHBACKS.
Mona coughed.
Hanna: Oh, sorry Mona...
Aria: But how do you know it's "A"?
Spencer: Just trust me.
Aria: But wh...
Spencer: JUST TRUST ME OKAY.
All Liars got texts.
Spencer: "If you'll find my panties..."
Hanna: "I'm gonna bury you with it"
Liars gasp. Again.
Got a secret, can you keep it? Swear this one you'll save, better lock it in your pocket taking this one to the grave. If I show you then I'll know, 'cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.
SCENE 2
Emily's bedroom
Aria: What did "A" mean? We have to find his panties?
Hanna: Or maybe he left us a clue in OUR panties?!
Emily: Well, girls, let me check that...
Hanna: Emily, I'm NOT letting you look at my panties again!
Toby appears out of nowhere. Shirtless. Suspicious music starts playing.
Toby: Wanna make out?
Toby and Spencer make out.
Aria: Wellllllllll... I'm gonna get going. I have to... um... I have an assignment. I have to see uuuum...
Mona: Don't forget the condoms.
Hanna: Mona?! How the hell did you end up here?
Mona: I got that text again. I told my mom that...
Emily: Wait, you actually HAVE a mom?!
Mona: Oh, sorry. I forgot. I told my cat that he should fly to Mexico with all my panties.
Aria takes the condoms and starts giggling. She leaves the room and calls Ezra.
Hanna: Guys! Red Coat!
Hanna notices Red Coat standing near the window with a camera and staring at Spoby making out
Emily: Why are his pants so tight around the...
Hanna: Oh my God. Do you think she... he...
Emily: Hanna, I don't think it's... you know, she
Emily is still staring at the Red Coat.
Hanna: Wait, you never saw...?
Emily: No! Why do you think he's filming Spoby?
Hanna: I dunno, amateur porn?
Emily: Do you think he'll want us too?
Hanna: EMILY, I'M NOT SHOOTING AMATEUR PORN! NOT AGAIN!
Mona: Guys, maybe we should chase him or something! You know, he's still staring at us and we're just standing here... and why the hell Spoby is still making out?
Hanna: SHUT UP MONA, you know nothing about being a true Liar!
Red Coat runs away with a camera. Spoby stops making out.
Spencer: Shit! We almost had her! The Red Coat!
Emily: Him.
Spencer: Wha...?
Emily: Don't ask.
SCENE 3
Ezra's apartment.
Aria knocks on the door.
Ezra: Ar...?
He didn't finish the sentence cause Aria shows him the condoms and jumps at him.
Aria: Let's make out for the whole episode!
Ezra: Yeah!
They start making out and they make out for 30 minutes, and they still didn't enter Ezra's apartment.
Alison appears for 2 seconds, and disappears.
Alison: Get a room!
Aria is shocked.
Aria: What was that?!
Ezra: Nothing. Did anything important ever happened in your storyline?
Aria: Oh, you're right. Let's make out more!
They enter Ezra's apartment and while they're still making out, they jump on the couch. The couch is destroyed now.
Aria: Ezra! I'm not having sex in that crusty apartment!
Ezra: Let's have sex on the floor!
Aria: Yeah!
Aria starts undressing Ezra. He's shirtless and Aria is slowly taking off his pants. Then, she gasps.
Aria: EZRA?! You're wearing... panties?!
Ezra: Shit! I forgot to take them off! It's not what it seems like!
Aria: Ezra... Are you... are you... red coa...
Aria didn't finish her sentence, Ezra slapped her with a hoe.
Ezra: BRING DOWN THE HOE!
SCENE 4
Hanna's house. Evening.
Hanna enters her house. She notices her mom and Shana. Suspicious music plays.
Ashley: This young lady wanted to see you.
Shana: Listen up whores mah homegurl Jenna be in da hospital layin on the hard cold ground because of u 4 and I'm so not letting u go away with dis. Mah black neighbourhood be appearin randomly so stay 2ned
Hanna: What the hell Shana? Are you drunk?
Shana: Jenna haz no eyes
Hanna: WTF?
Shana starts giggling and leaves Marins house.
Hanna: Call the police.
While Ashley is calling the police, Hanna is going upstairs to her bedroom. She enters the room and sits on the bed. She reads text from "A" again and decides to take look at her panties. She goes to the closet and opens it.
Hanna: CALEB?! WTF are you doing in my closet?! And why you have my panties on your head?!
Caleb: I was trying to protect you from Mon...
Hanna closes her closet and leaves the room.
SCENE 5
Emily's bedroom.
Paige enters the room.
Paige: Hey, Emily! Let's forget the fact that I tried to drown you and I had terrible hairstyle in most of the episodes and that I tried to date Sean and let's make out!
Emily: But I wanted to take a look at the colleges...
Paige: You don't need colleges if you're lesbian! You can just go to the Glee's casting calls.
Emily: Let's make out.
Emily and Paige make out. Suspicious music starts playing. Camera shows that Paige is wearing same panties that Ezra had.
RED COAT ENDING SCENE
Red Coat starts stripteasing. She/he starts with a coat, and then the pants. In the end, s/he is just left with panties that has Ali's photo on them.