Angel: I'M BACK FROM SCHOOL AND MY PRESENT TO YOU IS GIVING YOU MY TIME OF ALL HOLIDAYS THAT I HAVE MISSED FOR YOU GUYS!
S.E. Crew: *unenthusiastic* yay...
Angel: Shut up -.-. Ok anywhoozies lets get started with jhansikirani17025's dare! It's for... PATTI!
Patti: Yay! Do I get to kill a giraffe?!
Angel: No but something else. Open up wherever Black Star keeps his heart and fill it with live squid.
Black Star: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!
Patti: Kay! Stein I need help!
Stein: *rolls in with evil grin* No problem. *opens up where Black Star's heart is*
Patti: Uh Angel I don't know about this dare...
Angel: Ya... for once I actually feel really bad for Black Star and that's saying something... well... sorry jhansikirani17025 but that's too evil! Even for me! Guess we need to move on.
Black Star: Close my chest you creepy scientist!
Stein: *sighs* Fine you insolent blue monkey. *closes and leaves*
Angel: Next is for Pettyolives. First is for Maka! A truth!
Maka: What is it?
Angel: Where do you keep your 2000 paged hardback books when all you wear are mini skirts and a blouse and a sweater vest?
Maka: I don't know. I've just been able to do it for as long as I can remember.
Soul: So you attack people without even knowing how to?
Maka: Yup.
Soul: O.o
Angel: Anyways... NEXT! Black Star is a dare. Patti and Black Star go into the other room please.
Black Star: HA IM NOT SCARED! IM GOING TO SURPASS GOD! SO OF COURSE IM NOT TERRIFIED OF A GIRL WHO BREAKS GIRAFFE'S NECKS AND LAUGHS ABOUT IT IN THE END WHEN SHE ACTS LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD GIRL! *sweat drops*
Angel: *gives dare to Patti* Understand? Do this and the dare will be over.
Patti: *reads over and smirks* Kay! *drags Black Star into other room and begins*
Black Star: NOOO! STOP IT! IT HURTS! SOMEBODY HELP ME! NO DON'T GO NEAR IT!
S.E. Crew: What...? o.o
Angel: The dare was for Patti to color in Black Star's tattoo on his arm with a tattoo gun.
S.E. Crew: Oh...
Angel: Next! It's for Blair!
Blair: Nya~! For me? What is it? Nya~
Angel: Go on a date with her pet cat, Sirius Black but a warning, he is little aggressive when he plays. Good luck?
Blair: Ooh Blair-chan wants to play! Nya~! I can't wait! See ya tomorrow! *leaves with Sirius Black*
S.E. Crew and Angel: She does realize what the warning meant by aggressive right? O.o
Angel: Whatever, next! It's for Soul!
Soul: *smirks* Always the cool guy. Another dare for me to kiss Maka?
Maka: *blushes* SHUT UP SOUL!
Angel: Soul, you have to set up a romantic date for Maka and a another guy of my choice.
Soul: OH HELL NO! NO OTHER GUY IS GOING TO TOUCH MY MAKA!
Angel: It's a dare Soul. You ain't got no choice. So I'm a SoMa fan myself but I'll do this for all you KiMa fans out there. *sobs in corner* But I love Kid...
Kid: It's alright Angel. I'll come back for you later where I'll set up our own little date.
Angel: *eyes gleaming* Really really?!
Kid: *smiles* Why of course, my Angel.
Black Rose: *kicks door down and revs up chainsaw* HOW DARE YOU SEE ANOTHER WOMAN KID!?
Kid: Errr hi Black Rose, you're looking lovely as usual.
Black Rose: Don't give me that crap!
Kid: You broke it off!
Angel: *snaps fingers* Security!
Security: *Sasuke and Naruto walk in, pick up Black Rose, and walk out, closing the door*
S.E. Crew: Who were they?
Angel: Oh nobody! Anyways Soul? Is it ready?
Soul: *grumbles* Ya it's ready...
Angel: Don't worry Soul, I love Kid but I'm letting him go with Maka.
Soul: *sighs* Ya ya, whatever.
Maka and Kid: *Goes to enjoy their little date or whatever*
Angel: Ok the next one was for Chrona but Kid isn't here so we'll move to the next one. The other next one is for Patti but she still is working on Black Star's tattoo. So this one is for Liz!
Liz: Oh dear God, what is it.
Angel: Dress up like Maka, and spend a day with Spirit.
Liz: *dresses up like Maka* Ok now where's Spirit?
Angel: *on cellphone* Spirit, come here please. Maka wants to spend time with you for a bit. I'll need her back soon though.
Spirit: *bursts through door and hugs Maka a.k.a Liz* Maka! My darling sweet angel! Papa loves you the most! Papa is so happy you wanted to spend time with Papa today! We'll do anything you want and get you anything you want! You name it!
Liz: *pushes Spirit away* I don't know how I'm supposed to do this. Now I understand why Maka avoids you.
Spirit: What are you talking about my angel? You are Maka silly!
Liz: Oops...
Angel: That's ok Liz, Spirit that's not Maka, that's Liz. It was part of a dare. I'm quite ashamed you don't even know if it's your real daughter or not but whatever. This next dare is for you.
Spirit: *tears falling* Ok what do I have to do?
Angel: Just let me give you this tattoo ok?
Spirit: Ok?
Angel: *does tattoo on Spirit* There ya go!
Spirit: What's it a tattoo of?
Angel: It says 'SoulMakaKid True sexy love 4-ever'.
Spirit: WHAT!? NO! NONE OF THOSE BOYS CAN HAVE MY DARLING INNOCENT SWEET DARLING-!
Angel: You already said darling.
Spirit: Whatever! The point is, none of them can have her! I can't believe it's tattooed on my chest! *cries in corner*
Kid and Maka: *walk in* We're back.
Soul: *hugs Maka tightly* Don't ever leave me again.
Maka: *blushes* U..uh sure Soul...
Fangirls Of SoMa: *squeals*
Angel: Welcome back.
Maka and Kid: Thanks.
Angel: *wipes eyes from tears* Anyway...
Kid: Were you crying..?
Angel: No..
Kid: *hugs Angel* It's alright... I missed you too.
Angel: Yay! Ok Kid, next dare for you.
Kid: What is it?
Angel: Give Chrona a haircut. (It's actually Chrona's dare, but same difference!)
Kid: *takes Chrona to other room and begins with haircut*
Ragnorak: *screaming in background* GET YOUR FU**ING HANDS OFF YOU FU**ING CREEP!
Angel: My my, such language.
Patti: *walks in* I'M BACK!
S.E. Crew: Where's Black Star?
Patti: *evil smirk* I don't know.
Tsubaki: *runs into room Black Star was in and screams* BLACK STAR! OH MY GOD!
Angel: *shudders* Never using that room ever again. Next one is for Patti! Pettyolives asks you to take your Ritalin, that it was prescribed for a reason.
Patti: I HATE MEDICINE! BIG SIS DON'T MAKE ME TAKE IT!
Liz: You can take it before you go to bed, how about that?
Patti: YAY!
Angel: Kid you're next!
Kid: *walks out* And I even finished Chrona's hair!
Chrona: *walks alongside* Is-I-is it ok?
Patti: *hugs Chrona* You look fine! *smiles*
Angel: *shocked face* Am I witnessing the beginnings of love here?
S.E. Crew: *also shocked* …... WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!?
Angel: Anyways, that's all we have for now. Send in more truths and dares for all of us and I will get back to you as soon as I can! See ya!