"Ugh...it feels like I barfed and then my barf barfed..." Dipper groaned again as he held an ice pack on his forehead.

He was still dazed from last nights party. Who could blame him anyways? He at least drank a whole case of red bull, tops. Mabel couldn't help but frown at her brother. She hated seeing him like this. It just made her feel awful.

"Blargggg I feel like I'm gonna hurl..." Dipper then dramatically opened his mouth and pointed to it while making barfing noises.

"Dipper, are you sure you don't want any help?" Mabel asked cautiously as Dipper stiffly sat up from his bed. "Ugh ya that would be nice..."

Mabel then put his arm around her shoulder as she gently led him down stairs and into the kitchen. Finally in the kitchen, the twins climbed into their chairs as their great uncle was making breakfast.

Dipper sat down with a huff and loudly put his head on the table out of exhaust. He then let out some muffled whines while Mabel and Grunkle Stan exchanged glances.

"Yesh kid, rough night?" Stan commented while he flipped the pancakes. Dipper just groaned again louder this time and pouted with his head still on the table.

Mabel just stared at her brother with worry written on her face. Dipper hasn't been acting like himself lately...and she's been thinking about it ever since day one.

This is just not the Dipper she once knew. "Alright kids! Who wants Stan cakes!" Dipper and Mabel just stayed silent as Grunkle Stan handed them their breakfast.

Dipper just lifted his head up for a moment, gazed at the food and then immediately dropped head first right into the Stan cakes.

"Haha, this guy!" Stan patted Dipper's back who didn't move at all. "Heheh...uh, kid?" Mabel hushed Stan and went close to Dipper's head, only to be met by soft snoring. "He's resting."

After breakfast, it was time for Dipper to get his face up from his pancakes and then probably go to bed. "Okay Dipper, get up." Mabel shook her brother slightly.

Dipper uttered no response as he continued to sleep. "Dipper come on, I'll help you up." Mabel then lifted her brother's face which was covered in maple syrup and crumbs.

With that, Dipper opened one eye and then closed it with a grunt as he tried to get away from Mabel's grasp. This only resulted in Mabel gripping tighter on his arms while pulling him off the chair.

"Maaa-bel..." Dipper quietly yawned as he tiredly tried to stand up himself. "Nonono it's okay I'll help you." Mabel then hoisted Dipper up on her shoulders.

On the way up stairs, Mabel managed to accidentally bang Dipper's head on nearly every wall. *clonck!* "Sorry Dipper!" Mabel cringed as Dipper stayed silent.

*bash* "Oops!" By the time the duo got into the Attic, Dipper probably had a million bumps on his head thanks to Mabel. The young girl wondered how this didn't even bother him.

Dipper just collapsed on his bed with a soft grunt. "Okay Dipper...you uh, sleep." Mabel couldn't help but giggle at her brother's position on his bed.

Dipper was literally sprawled out on his bed upside down with his head hanging off the side. How was that even comfortable?! Heavy snoring escaped her drooling brother as he slept peacefully without a care. Even though her brother looked fine, she knew there was still something up.

Dipper ate unicorn cereal, wore her sweater without hesitation and even covered himself in glitter. Now, Mabel couldn't argue here.

She did like seeing her brother be a bit more fun, but this...this wasn't like him at all. Dipper was even inventing more fun ways to do things, that even Mabel herself couldn't have even thought up.

Like, when they were making jello, Dipper suggested to make the jello in the bathtub! When they did, they were able to swim in gelatine! It was like Dipper was a natural at all things fun!

A finger then poked Mabel in the back making her jump in fright. She turned around and gasped. "Dipper you scared me!" The young boy was laughing so hard that there were tears forming in his eyes.

"You should have seen your face! It Looked funnier then when Grunkle Stan caught Soos eating pizza from the DVD player!" Dipper started to gasp for air as he continued to laugh at his sister's reaction.

"You're crazy y'know that?" Mabel deadpanned as her brother looked up with a goofy grin. "Huh? Me? Oh, ya, I know!" Dipper sounded proud of himself for some sort of reason as well.

Mabel rolled her eyes at her brother's unusual antics. For some reason, it was actually starting to bother her slightly. Jealously was threatening to take course of her body.

"Oh come on Mabel. It was just a joke." Dipper breathed out as he playfully elbowed his sister in the side. "Hey that actually hurt." Mabel frowned as she rubbed the sore spot.

"Oh you mean this? How 'bout this?" Dipper then began to poke an irritated Mabel in the face while making farting noises.

"Thhbtt!"

"Ah stop!"

"Thhbtt!"

"Dipper-"

"Thhbtt!"

Before any twin could utter another word, Grunkle Stan called from the bottom of the stairs. "Kids! Get down here! The customers aren't gonna rip themselves off!"

A distant "yeah!" from a customer was then yelled out in agreement. Dipper turned to Mabel with a huge grin. "Race you down the stairs!" He then skipped down the stairs, accidentally tripping over his feet and tumbling the rest of the way down.

"I'm okay!" Dipper cried out as Mabel raced down the stairs beside him. Dipper then grabbed his sister's arm and yanked her into the gift shop. "Hey Mabel. I went into Grunkle Stan's bedroom and found this!"

The sneaky boy then pulled out a book that read:

'1000 face palm puns and pick up lines! Puns that will make you face palm and smooth pick up lines for the ladies.'

Mabel nodded her head with a smile. "So that's where he gets those bad jokes!" Dipper then held up one hand to shush her. "Now now Mabel. This book is for expert use only. You have no idea how useful this book can be. Watch closely my fellow premature sister, and learn."

The young boy walked right up to an innocent girl and flipped to a page in the book.

"Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more" Dipper winked as the girl looked at him up and down. "Excuse me? I have a boyfriend." She then smacked Dipper with her purse and stormed out of the gift shop.

Dipper didn't see this as a set back. He just went to another blonde girl. "You smell like trash...Can I take you out?" The blonde gave Dipper the most insulted glare and stomped away as far as she could get from him.

"Huh. Tough crowd." Dipper said as he tugged on his shirt collar. This didn't crush his spirits though. Mind set, Dipper rushed into the kitchen. Getting all of the ingredients out, the crazy mystery hunter was getting ready to make one of his newest creations. 'DIPPER JUICE.'

"Just a pinch of glitter and some crazy glue...loads of sugar of course!" The boy mused as he mixed put the unusual ingredients in a blender. "And last but certainly not least...'Mabel juice!' You know, to spice it up a bit." Dipper smirked and then pressed the button on the blender to finish it all up.

"There! Now to test it out." Dipper said with a big eager smile sketched on his face. The 'Dipper juice' slid down his throat making his whole body shiver. "Woo boy that stuff sure has a kick to it. I can't wait for Mabel to try it! 'Dipper juice' will surely knock her out of her sweater."

Dipper scampered out of the kitchen with a cup of 'Dipper juice' in hand. "Mabel! Oh do I have something special for YOU!" Dipper smirked when he found his sister in a corner.

"Huh? Oh hey, what's that?" Mabel wondered out loud while pointed at the glass. "You'll just have to try it. Mabel, I would like to present to you...'DIPPER JUICE!' It sure is the squeeze in this joint!" Dipper laughed at his little joke as Mabel gave her brother a glare.

Without a word, Mabel downed the glass in a snap. She swished it in her mouth while nodding and mumbling with a furrowed brow. Once she swallowed, she wore a frown on her face. "Hey Bro Bro, what's with the whole copying thing? This tastes just like 'Mabel juice' but with...what is that...glitter glue or something?"

Dipper mouth gapped at this. "What are you talking about?! I made this by scratch!" Mabel shoved the glass back into Dipper's hand. "You're all lies Dipper! I know 'Mabel juice' when I taste it." The boy glared back at his sister arms crossed. "No way Mabel. But even if so, 'Dipper juice' tastes a whole lot better than your 'Mabel juice.'" Dipper huffed as Mabel's mouth dropped at this.

"Admit you used my juice!"

"I'm not answering that."

"Oh so you did!"

"I'm not lying!"

"Yeah right!"

"Are you calling me a liar?!"

"Well I ain't calling you a truther!"

The twins bickered back and fourth in the middle of the gift shop earning stares from nearby shoppers. Noticing this, Grunkle Stan walked up to the two with a camera. "Siblings fighting! I can sell this!" The cheap man said.

Mabel and Dipper both huffed and crossed their arms. "Whatever Dipper. Nothing can ever top 'Mabel juice.' Not even yours." "Oh well we'll see about that!" "You're on!" Dipper and Mabel then ran into the kitchen to taste test each creation to see who's is better.

"This new batch will make your head spin. Just wait and watch." Dipper declared as Mabel shook her head. "Wait till you try mine. You'll be running up the walls." The sweater girl bet with a determined smile. Nothing was going to be better than her 'Mabel juice.' Nothing.

"Ready to eat your own words dear brother of mine?" Mabel poured a glass and slid it over to Dipper. "Whatever you say." He then took a sip as his eyes instantly grew wider. "Woah! I think I just swallowed a..."

"Plastic dinosaur. That was a plastic dinosaur Dip." Mabel gave him a cocky grin as Dipper could only drink the rest. "Huh. Not bad, wait till you try my new batch. This one is different. It doesn't have glitter glue this time."

"Okay, but I already know I win." Mabel gloated and then drank 'Dipper juice.' Right away her taste buds fell in love with the sugar filled drink. It was like smile dip in a liquid.

"Is...is that..."

"Yep you guessed it dearest sister. Smile dip. Smile dip is the special ingredient." Mabel's face showed instant shock. "B-but, I thought this stuff was banned in America!"

"I guess it isn't. Now how about we go back into the attic. I bought a bit too much and I think you might want to help me eat it all." Dipper explained as Mabel stared at her brother in awe.

"YES! Yes let's go!"

For the rest of the day, Mabel and Dipper ate loads and Smile dip. Neither one of them thought of the consequences they would soon face after the large amounts of Smile dip consumed.

"Nehhhhh how much did we just eat..." Mabel groaned laying beside her brother. "Eleventeen..." Dipper mumbled clueless. They didn't even notice the attic door openening.

"There you are knuckleheads! I thought you guys left or something. Man your parents would not let me hear the end of that if...if..." Grunkle Stan saw the two sprawled out on the floor with a dazed look on each face.

"Of course you little angle..."

"Nom nom nom nom..."

Grunkle Stan had a weirded out expression spread on his face as he tried to find the words to say. "Erm...NON SPECIFIC EXCUSE!" The old man slammed the door in a hurry to leave the twins so he wouldn't have to get involved.

As for Mabel and Dipper, the Smile dip aftermath was just outside the door.

A/N It has been over a year since I have updated this fanfic! I am so glad to finally be out of Writer block's grasp. Not only that but I finally found the time to update.

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