Sonic: *mumbles into pillow*

Glassplant: what did you say?

Sonic: *mumbles into pillow again*

Glassplant: what?

Shadow: he said this is the most embarrassing thing ever.

Glassplant: oh come on it's not that embarrassing!

Sonic: YES IT IS!

Shadow: ok what is he ranting about?

Glassplant: this. *shows him story*

Shadow: *reads story before bursting out into laughter* this is priceless!

Glassplant: Shadow we will finish this later. for now i'm going to start the story.


It was a calm day for Sonic the hedgehog, although most people's opinions of a calm day don't involve running at just bellow the speed of sound. He hadn't seen doctor Eggman in days, witch he would have found strange if not for the fact that he hadn't a break from that Egghead in four months.

Sonic finally stopped on a cliff overlooking the ocean. Although he would rather stay as far away from water as he possibly could he still came to the ocean on more then one occasion to just watch the sun set like it was right now. But just as the sun was about to set something fell down in front of him. Sonic quickly got in a fighting position before saying "long time no see Eggman."

"ah, Sonic I've been looking for you." Eggman said from the safety of his Egg mobile.

Though Sonic didn't let his guard down he came out of his fighting position and crossed his arms before asking "what do you want egghead?"

"well you see Sonic I've been reading up on Mobian law and have found that-"

"you've committed more then 100 different crimes?"

Eggman didn't even react to Sonic's remark, but said "no. I've found that any orphan under the age of 18 can be adopted by someone over the age of 18."

"yeah, so?" Sonic said not quite understanding what Eggman meant.

"your 17 right?"

Sonic nodded, he did not like were this was going. "well then I have every right to adopt you." Eggman said with a smug smile on his face.

At that exact moment a robot pined Sonic's arms behind his back before lifting up off the ground. Before Sonic even had time to react his hands were handcuffed behind his back and his feet were tied together before he was thrown over the robots shoulder and the robot started to follow Eggman.

"you know Eggman this is technically kidnapping!" Sonic said as he tried to break free of his bonds.

"not if your my son." Eggman replied as he continued to head back to his base.

Sonic thought for a moment before giving a mischievous smile and saying "you know I turn 18 in a month and Mobian law states that once a child turns 18 there parental figures can't stop them from moving out if they want to."

"oh I know that hedgehog, but we won't have to deal with that any time soon." Eggman said as they entered his the base.

"what do you mean Eggman?" Sonic asks now getting worried.

"you'll see." Eggman said as a smile appeared on his face " but for now C-912 is going to take you to your 'room'."

With that the robot, C-912, headed off in the opposite direction of Eggman.

Within a few minuets Sonic was thrown, still bound, into a cell. "blasted bot." Sonic said in frustration "it could have at least unbound me before throwing me in here."

With a bit of work Sonic was finally able to, after five failed attempts, sit himself up on the back wall of the cell. As soon as Sonic was shore that he wouldn't fall over again he started to think up ways to get out of this mess. 'well I can't do anything as long as I'm bound up like this... I guess I'll have to wait till I get an opportunity to get out.'

Sonic heaved a heavy sigh before saying "this is going to be a long night."

Sonic must have fallen asleep at some point during the night, because the next thing he knew he was that he was jarred awake by the sound of the door to his cell door being opened. Sonic looked up to see his metal counterpart, metal Sonic, in front of him.

Sonic had been so surprised by metal that he hadn't noticed that his metal counterpart was coming towards him till he picked him up and throw him over his shoulder. Sonic did not like this. "hey! Let me go!" he yelled as he tried, in vain, to squirm out of his counterpart's grip.

"be quiet hedgehog." metal said as he walked out of the cell with the still squirming and yelling hedgehog.

Within a few minutes metal had carried Sonic into what look to be a mix of a scientists lab and a doctors office and in the center of the room was a metal table that Sonic didn't like the look of. Metal then places Sonic, face down, on the table before leaving.

Sonic just lied there not shore what to do or even if he could do something. In a few minutes Sonic heard the door open. He tried to turn and see who had entered the room, but as he tried to it felt like he was dislocating his shoulder. Sonic quickly stopped and went back to the position he was in before. "did you have a good nights sleep?"

Within an instant Sonic knew who had entered the room. "why don't you try sleeping with your feet tied together and your hands handcuffed behind your back in a cold metal cell and tell me if you can get a good night sleep Egghead!" Sonic growled.

Eggman was silent for a moment before saying "well it looks like someone is in a bad mood."

"can we get this over with already Egghead!?" Sonic growled as he lifted his head up just enough to see Eggman walking around the room.

"yes, just let me find my plan... I know I put down around here..." Eggman said as he searches around the room for something.

When Eggman finally found what he was looking he moved out of Sonic's sight. Within a minute he felt cold and wet being rubbed on his neck. Then he felt something being pushed into his neck where the cold, wet, thing had been. Suddenly Sonic heard Eggman whisper in his ear "once I inject this into you, you will no longer be a thorn in my side. Any last words Sonic?"

"you will never win Egghead." Sonic growled.

"oh, but I just did." Eggman said as he injected whatever it is into Sonic's neck.

Within seconds Sonic started to fall into a deep sleep.

Sonic slowly started to wake letting his senses tell him things about the room before he opened his eyes. It was quiet and he could feel something soft lying in him, but that's all he could tell. Slowly Sonic opened his eyes as he brought his hand up to rub his head. As soon as his hand came into sight Sonic was surprised to see how small it was. Sonic quickly sat up and pulled off the blanket that was covering him to see he was a baby and wearing a diaper. Sonic instantly started to scream, but just as he started a pacifier was placed into his mouth by an unseen person.

Sonic sat there stunned for a moment before spitting the pacifier out. 'I have to get out of here.' Sonic thought before pushing himself up into a standing position, but as soon as he got up fell down onto his tail. After 30 more failed attempts Sonic final gives into his frustration and starts to curse the doctor, but just as he starts the pacifier was once again placed into his mouth by an unseen person. Sonic instantly started to spit it out till a voice said "unless you want to get punished keep that in your mouth."

Sonic looked up and saw metal starring at him. 'what's he doing here!?' Sonic wondered as he starred into metal's metallic eyes. Without realizing it Sonic started to suck on pacifier and it, strangely, calmed him down. Soon his eyes started to get heavier. 'no, can't sleep. In Eggman's clutches... can't... sleep...' soon thought Sonic fell asleep.


Shadow: *still laughing his head off*

Glassplant: *sighs* if you liked the story tell me and I'll do more. now Shadow will you stop laughing at Sonic? speaking of Sonic where did he go?

Shadow: I... don't... know...

Glassplant: well... lets just hope he doesn't get himself into trouble... again.