WARNING: 4th wall breaking and minor OOC-ness.

Sitting in my chair, I couldn't help but to sigh. It had been some time since me, April, Casey, the turtles, and the Fugitoid had gone back in time to save the Earth. It was hard to tell time on the ship. Did Christmas already pass? New Years? I couldn't help but wonder if we would fail to save the Earth this time.

"Hey, Alice?"

"Hmm?" I looked up to see Mikey. "Is something wrong?"

"No," he said, before looking down. "Maybe."

I patted the seat next to me, and he sat down. "Lay it on me."

"Well, you have that one friend, right? The crazy cat lady?" he asked, emphasizing the passcode.

"Yes, though it's been awhile since I've spoken to her."

"Are you gonna talk to her when we get back?" he asked.

"What are you two yakking on about?" Raph interrupted.

I smiled. "Oh, it's nothing." I nodded at Mikey before heading somewhere to make a...private call.

Ring...Ring...Ring…

"What do you want, Alice?"

I smirked. "Is that any way to greet your own daughter, Kyo-kyo?"

"Lady, we are the same age. Don'tsay you're my brat. And don't call me that! Why did I make you so annoying?"

"Well, you're more of a mother than my biological one, and about the annoying part? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, or something like that. Anyway," I quickly interrupted anything she was going to say, "I need a favor."

"Oh, I already know. Don't worry. Everything will be set by tomorrow."

I groaned. "Of course you know, Ms. I-have-godly-powers-that-only-affect-my-OCs'-worlds."

"Shut up."

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I woke up on the top of a building hearing shocked and angry yelling.

"Where are we? And who are you?!"

I got up, only to see to see Leo, April, and Donnie looking around confused, Casey and Mikey looked excited, Professor Honeycutt was staring at me like I had something to do with this- I did, but he didn't have to insta-blame me -,and Raph pointing his sai at Kyouki. "Wait, Raph don't-"

Before I could warn him, Raph was forced into a pink fairy costume. "Tick her off," I finished lamely.

"Guys!" Donnie yelled. "Where are we?!"

I grinned. "We're in Miami, Florida, with the greatest view of Pitbull's New Year's concert ever!"

"Anyway, I'm Kyouki, but I will accept the titles Mistress, M'Lady, Goddess, or CCL."

Raph just glared at us. "What do you mean, we're in Florida?!"

I rubbed the back of my head nervously. "Well, Mikey and I were planning on watching Pitbull's concert on New Year's Eve, but the whole 'Earth blows up and we have to go back in time to save it' thing happened, so I called Kyouki, and she brought us to the real thing."

"You did this?" Leo asked.

"Yep," she said,before pointing at the blue screen."Look, they're about to start counting! And if you don't join, I'll Groundhog Day everyoneuntil you all do it!"

"Trust me, she will," I vouched.

Everyone just stared.

I sighed before screaming in Raph's ear, "TEN!"

He growled at me before yelling with as much force, "NINE!"

"Eight!" Mikey cheered.

Don sighed. "Seven."

Leo was just confused. "Six?"

Casey slugged an arm around April. "Five!"

April pushed him off, shoving him to the ground in the process. "Four."

"Three." The Professor was staring up at the sky.

"Two!" Kyouki turned and grinned at us.

"ONE!"

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"Isn't this great?" I asked, looking up at the fireworks.

Mikey grinned. "Oh yeah! I just wish we didn't miss Christmas." A lightbulb went off and he turned to Kyouki.

Leo grabbed his shoulder. "Mikey, no. We already lost enough time."

"Actually," Kyouki cut in, "you didn't lose any time at all. We could celebrate every holiday in existence fifty times over, and you could be back on your ship the moment you left it."

"That is quite fascinating," the Professor muttered. "How did you get this much power?"

She scratched the back of her head nervously. "Sorry, Honeycutt, but if I told you, I'd have to terminate this whole universe and start over again. Not by my free will, of course, but you know how higher ups get when rules get broken."

TMNT-TMNT-TMNT-TMNT

Kyouki sighed. She was sitting back in her boring house after erasing everyone's memories- except for Mikey's and Alice's -and the countdown had just finished. She decided to resume the movie she was watching prior to Alice's call.

Kyouki blinked as if remembering something. "Oh, yeah, happy birthday, Mom."

Her mother smiled before heading to her room before pausing at the cry of, "That's Shadow the Hedgehog! Leo Prime is Shadow the Hedgehog!"

This is why Kyouki wasn an only child.

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Yeah, this is just something I wrote off the bat. I hope everyone has a happy New Year's!

(P.S.: Seriously though, Leo Prime from Turtles Forever is actually voiced by Jason Griffith, who does the voices of both Shadow and Sonic. Sound more like Shadow in the movie though, for obvious reasons.)