Okay, so i got uber bored and this is what happens when my bf decides to spoon feed me an entire can of strawberry frosting and i go on sugar rush:

Chapter one: Weapon and meister- perfect harmony

Maka's POV:

We screamed eachother's names as Soul flew out of my hands and I slammed into the hard packed ground. I coughed, winded, and proceded to stand. In front of me is the kishin, it's red eyes bore through meand it's razor tipped hands glinted in the moonlight. I saw movement to my left, Soul was picking himself up out of an open grave. He shuddered slightly.

"So uncool." He muttered.

I almost laughed, but the kishin slashed at me. I dove under it's wicked claws, rolling and coming up unharmed. The creature hissed, turning to look at me. I glanced briefly at Soul. He was sprinting full speed towards me, transforming into a scythe. I caught him as he jumped, transformation complete. I swung Soul as the kishin struck again, blocking it's attack. I spun, using Soul to open a gaping wound in it's mutilated arm. It hissed again, this time in pain and reared up.

"Maka." Soul said warningly.

"Yeah Soul, I know." I replied. I held Soul across my body in a defensive position as the grotesque creature struck again. I used Soul to block and parry the kishin's powerful blows. I leaped back, somersaulting into the air and landing a few feet away as it reared up again.

"Ready Soul?" I asked over the kishin's howls of fury.

"Yeah lets do it." Came the reply.

I closed my eyes, trying to match Soul's power. We passed the energy back and forth until we achieved resonance, our souls merging together.

"Soul Resonance." We called in unison as the wind picked up. "Witch Hunter!"

I twisted my body, as Soul grew larger. The blade turned a perfect crescent shape and glowed white. Swinging the scythe, I slashed the kishin, opening it's stomach. It screamed and swung around wildly. I felt a sharp pain in my chest, but ignored it and swung Soul again. The creature's head popped off, rolling along the ground before dissapearing into air. The kishin imploded, blood and guts flying everywhere. Soul, who had turned back to normal, was drenched in the kishin remains. He sighed, walking over to the strawberry kishin soul that had been left hoovering in the air.

Sorry guys. There was more but im just too lazy right now.

Blackstar: Noooooo! Why stop now? My big entrance was going to be soon

Maka: Yeah Em? Stop, now? Your on a roll

Emilee: Yes well, my bangs ended up being cut lopsided again so one side was longer than the other and i didnt feel right trying to write this with asymetrical hair

Kid: Your hair is asymetrical? You are trash! You call yourself a writer? You are the scum of the earth

Soul: Hey! Lay off her guys, she's sensitive you know and besides Kid, your hair is worse than hers.

Kid: You are right. I-I am nothing to this perfect world *cries* I AM THE SPAWN OF UTTER HORRER

Soul: Do you want me to cheer you up Emilee?

Emilee: *tackles Soul and had very heated makeout session*

Maka: MAAAAKAAA-CHOP! That'll teach the girl to lay off the sweets and get her to stop sucking my man's face!