**I don't own "Sonic the Hedgehog" or "Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt"**
Daten City…
A town clinging between the threshold of Heaven and Hell, where every day this city is plagued by foul and evil tempered spirits known as ghosts. Many of the residents here are constantly tormented by these ghosts on a daily basis, as if there isn't anyone to help deliver them from this sickening madness. However all is not lost as two missionaries from Heaven have come to rid us of the accursed ghosts, but are they truly servants of God?...Or are they minions of the Devil?
Elsewhere in another city where the sky is always blue and peace forever thrives, there is a hero that maintains that peace on a daily basis as well. He's known as the city's speedy blue savior, as he's able to run at supersonic speeds and use the power of the seven jewels known as Chaos Emeralds.
Although these heroes live only an hour from each other, there will come a time where they may have to join forces to stop an unnoticeable, and seemingly unstoppable threat. However that time…may be coming sooner than we realize…
(**Panty & Stocking theme ~ opens in the background**)
~ Sonic plus Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt! ~
Episode 1: Into the Blue!
~ Station City (formally known as Station Square) ~
It was a rather beautiful and quiet night as the moon glistened brightly along the beach waters of the city, there wasn't a soul in sight as everyone was either asleep or otherwise. Suddenly on the far side of one of the rooftops came a figure who leaped from one roof to the other, then sped off in a blaze of blue. That figure than landed on a shorter rooftop of an apartment building as he gazed at the view of the city.
His fur was blue and his eyes were jade green; though they were shaped like wide ovals due to the format he was in. (Panty & Stocking.) He had on his trademarked sneakers with a yellow buckle on each side, as he also had a white stripe on each shoe. His name was very well known throughout the city as he has saved it from various threats over the past few years he's lived here.
"Aw yeah! This is so happenin'!", smirked the speedy blue hedgehog known as Sonic. He gazed at the view of the city some more until he heard the sound of police sirens going off. He turned his attention towards them as he saw four cars heading in the northwest direction of the city.
"Hm? Wonder what the fuss is all about…?", Sonic wondered as he landed on the sidewalk. He took a knee as he used his favorite move and Spin Dashed right behind them, he knew that whenever the police were involved in something, it had to be something that may turn out to be out of their control like last time.
Meanwhile near the City Hall building the police as well as a few G.U.N members were armed and ready, they pointed their weapons at something that was oozing rapidly out of the drain. That ooze got bigger and larger as it manifested itself to be some kind of monster, it grew to about half the size of the building and it let off a pheromone that was quite disgusting.
"Guh! What the hell is this thing?!", shouted one of the policemen as he was covering his nose from the stench.
"Beh! Whatever this thing is, it STINKS!", yelled another policeman. The monster was black all over with read lines and was surrounded by swirls, the police or G.U.N members didn't know what to think of it until it decided to attack them.
"It's coming!", shouted one of the policemen as it tried to fire shots at it. The monster splattered itself all over the police cars and drowned them in filth, many of the personnel on the scene fell back as they ran for their lives, as they could not handle the horrible task that lies in front of them. Suddenly Sonic lands in front of the beast on bended knee as he looked up at it with a smirk.
That is until he smelled its foul odor…
"GROSS! There's a new invention called a shower dude, have ya heard of it?!", groaned the hedgehog as he stood up and looked at the monster. It gazed down at the hedgehog as it attempted to lift up its arms and try to smother him. Sonic dashed out of the way as the arm came down, then he went up one of the street light poles as he back flipped off of it. He spun into a high speed ball as he penetrated right through the monster, Sonic looked at himself as he was covered in the black goo that smelled wretched.
"Erk! Talk about your dirty jobs!", he gaged. The hole that Sonic left on the monster regenerated itself as it was starting to make its way through the city. The hedgehog ran in front of it as he was now thinking of another strategy. Sonic clapped his hands together as he leaped high into the air, he spun into another ball as he launched himself all over the four smelling monster.
He slammed and smacked it as many times as he could before back flipping and landing in the same spot he was standing. However the assault was in vain as the monster regenerated itself once again, for the first time since his fight with Chaos, Sonic was getting a bit frustrated…
"Aw c'mon! That didn't work either?!", he growled as many of the city's residents were running for their lives. The monster smothered some of the nearby buildings as more police cars appeared onto the scene, they fired all their weapons in hopes of killing the monster but to no avail. Sonic gritted his teeth as he was trying to think of another attack method he could use, however he felt a strange light behind him as he turned around.
"What in the world?", he thought to himself before he covered his eyes as the light zoomed past him. He peered in front of one of his hands and noticed two halos bouncing around, the monster tried to smash one of them but ended up getting one of its hands cut clean off. Sonic and the other residents couldn't believe their eyes as the halos were injuring and damaging the monster, as there were many scratches and bruises. Suddenly there was another flash of light as the halos attacked together and went through the monster like it was nothing…
**BOOOM!**
The monster then exploded as debris as well as small chunks of the remains were splattered everywhere, the people were speechless for a while…but then started cheering and clapping loudly. Sonic's eyes had widened as he dropped to his knees. "What the heck just happened?", he said while shell-shocked as the halos appeared before the residents as well as him. They stood looking at the crowd as they were clapping and cheering for them, then in a flash of light speed they disappeared.
A small paper fluttered down from the sky and landed right in front of Sonic as he came back to reality, he picked up the paper as he was trying to figure out what it said.
"Daten City?", he said as he read the words on the paper. He placed the paper down as another small paper fluttered in his face, Sonic pulled it off as he studied what it said. The paper had an arrow that was pointing towards the northeast, the blue hedgehog got up from the ground as he clutched the paper and looked northeast of his direction.
A look of determination appeared on his face as he saw a small glimpse of the city after leaping on top of one of the buildings to get a better view. He saw two oddly shaped buildings that appeared to look like demon horns as well as smaller buildings beside it. After closing his eyes he made a small smirk.
"I dunno what just happened…but I gotta funny feeling about this one…", he said to himself.
~ Daten City ~
About an hour from Station City lies the city that borders Heaven and Hell. The people here are fully aware of the constant ghost attacks that threaten this great city, and many of its residents suffer from this almost every day.
However all is not lost as the city's prayers have been answered by two assassins from Heaven, as they are charged with cleaning up the ghost-infected city and gaining Heaven Coins in the process. Although people think that angels are pure and help save people's lives, that is true, but these aren't the kind of angels you'd expect coming from the pearly gates.
In fact, they were kicked out of them because of their foul behavior.
They currently live in a church just north of the city, a church that is also the home of a reverend who oversees their progress in this quest to return to Heaven. He bears a big black afro as well as carries a faddish that would make a priest cry, despite this he is still a missionary for the Lord.
That man, is Garterbelt.
We find the preacher standing at the pulpit of his church while reading something from the bible, suddenly he received a phone call coming from his special phone that he carries. He picks it up as one of the assassins was on the other line…
"So ya'll took care of dat ghost?", he said in his usual southern preacher tone.
"Yeah, yeah. We're on our way back now.", the assassin replied. Garter hung up the phone after the conversation was over and he went back to reading his bible, suddenly there was a flash outside as the man closed his eyes. "Damn, what now…?!", he groaned as the sound of lightning was heard outside the church.
A little green dog had the crap shocked out of him before plopping onto the ground, and burnt to a crisp. The afro preacher took out a small little mallet and whacked the dog in the head, out came a small note from his mouth as Garter picked it up.
It read the word "Hedgehog".
About a few minutes later the man could hear the sound of a familiar motor as it made its way towards the church. Suddenly the doors flew open as a pink hummer came through and skidded to a screeching halt. Both front doors flew open as two females stepped out of the car; one was a blonde with a short red dress and matching stilettos, while the other was a Goth with dark blue hair and purple highlights and wearing a black gothic dress with black and blue stockings.
Garterbelt glanced at a row of seats that the women took out as their ride came to a stop, he looked back at the girls as he face-palmed and groaned. "Yo Gart! We're home!", shouted the blonde in a blunt and raunchy manner.
"Yeah I can see that…", he grumbled, "So I take it that everything went fine down in the city huh?"
"Yeah, we killed that ghost already. Are we done now?", said the Goth in a bored expression.
"Hell no! While you two were out doin' who da hell knows, I got another mandate from Heaven. So check it out!" Garter pulled out the note he found earlier and read it to the girls. "Hedgehog!...I ain't sure what it means but it might be da work of a ghost!"
"You're really milking dis ghost thing ain't cha? Afro dick…", groaned the blonde.
"Well it couldn't be any worse than that last ghost we had to kill, that guy was a douche.", shrugged the gothic girl. The afro preacher ignored the comment and kept on talking, he pulled up a billboard as he began to explain the latest mission to the girls known as Panty and Stocking; the Anarchy sisters.
"Since ya'll two just got back we've received reports of a spiny blue hedgehog wondering around the outskirts of da city, I'm assuming he must'a followed ya'll in secret while ya'll was makin' your way back here. He ain't causing any trouble at da moment but keep yo eyes on him, ya never know if he's really a ghost."
"Y'know now that I think about it, didn't we see a hedgehog among the crowd right before we left that city?", asked Panty.
"I think we did, and he was blue. So could it have been him?", wondered Stocking.
Garter was suddenly shocked, "Wait a minute, you two saw him in the city?!"
"Look if ya want us to go lookin' for him quit bitchin' about it! We'll look around when we get da chance.", shooed Panty as she made her way upstairs.
"Ditto. I'm gonna get me some chocolate…", added Stocking. The afro preacher watched the sisters disappear upstairs, he crumbled up the note as he threw it on the ground. "Dumb bitches…", he growled as he slumped back in his chair and picked up his bible and started reading it again.
~ Meanwhile in the southeastern district of Daten City ~
Sonic the Hedgehog is walking along the sidewalks of the city as he takes a gander at his surroundings, after picking up the note that fell from the sky he had to figure out who, or what brought him here. "So this is Daten City huh? Kinda reminds me a little of Station City.", he said to himself.
The blue hedgehog walked around some more until he spotted the city park, he noticed a little boy playing catch with his dad as he saw a woman walking her dog. He smiled as he crossed the street when the light was red and safe to cross, he then scratched his head as he was wondering what his real reason for being here was.
Sure enough another small piece of paper fluttered towards his feet as he kneeled down to pick it up. "Eh? What's this one say now?", he wondered as he read the piece of paper. The word on it read "Angels". Sonic face-palmed as he smirked to himself, "Of course! That explains the halos I saw, boy do I feel silly…"
Before he could take another step he heard the faint sound of a loud motor that was heading down the street. Sonic placed his hand over his eyes as he tried to get a clearer view of what was coming, however all he saw was a pink looking vehicle coming down the block. "Whoa! Wonder what the rush is all about…?", he said as the car got closer and closer.
Panty was driving the hummer known as See Through down the block while Stocking looked around for the hedgehog they were supposed to look for. "How da fock are we supposed to find him if we don't even know where he is?!", groaned the blonde.
"He said he'd be somewhere in the outskirts of the city, so we gotta keep looking.", replied Stocking. Sonic saw the girls speeding awfully fast down the blocks as they were only one block from where he was, suddenly he spotted a small red ball as it bounced its way into the street. The hedgehog's eyes widened as he noticed a little boy going after the ball, at the same time Panty and Stocking were speeding down the block as well.
"Oh NO!", cried Sonic as he took off in a blur of wind to try and rescue him. He grabbed the boy a second before the girls slammed into him, causing them to swerve off the road and crash into a fire hydrant. The hedgehog heard the crash as he saw the hummer was flipped over and partially totaled from the front.
The little boy looked up at Sonic and gazed at him for a moment, the hedgehog looked back at the boy as he let off a small smile. "Hi! Are you okay?", Sonic asked the boy.
"Y-Yes.", the boy replied as he held onto his red ball tightly. Sonic turned his head towards the wreckage as the girls were slowly climbing out from their battered ride.
"Hey lil' fella, you should probably go back to your mother. But make sure you don't play in the street anymore, okay?", he smiled at the boy. The boy nodded his head as he smiled and waved goodbye to Sonic, as he went back towards his play area. Panty and her sister were coming from their ride as they dusted their selves off.
"Argh, FOCK! So much for our hot ride.", growled the blonde in frustration. Stocking was okay as she brushed off any dirt that may or may not have been on her outfit, after dusting off her favorite bone kitten she spotted Sonic who was approaching her and her sister. The hedgehog scratched his head as he looked at the mostly totaled See Through…
"Wow…talk about totaled.", he said, "I kinda feel bad cuz' it was half my fault in the first place." Panty glanced over at Sonic as her eyes widened slightly, she pondered as she analyzed him a bit. Then backed up as her suspicions were confirmed.
"That's him!", she said as she pointed at the blue hedgehog. Stocking looked at Sonic as she stroked her dark blue hair, funny thing is she blushed a little bit as she glanced at his jade green eyes. Sonic backed up a bit as he could feel some fury coming from Panty for wrecking her ride.
"Uh, you okay miss? You look kinda pissed right now.", he stuttered as he slowly moved backwards.
"Gee asshole, I wonder how long it took ya to figure that out…?!", growled the blonde as she whipped out Backlace and pointed it at Sonic. The blue hedgehog was now sweating a bit as Stocking shook off her blush and saw her sister pointing her gun at the hedgehog.
"Wait a sec' Panty, do you think he's a ghost?", she asked.
"I don't think Stockin', I know.", replied the blonde in a serious tone. Sonic backed up some more as he was a tad fearful of what Panty might do to him, he looked behind him as he saw the empty blocks that he walked down. "H-Hey miss, I don't want any trouble. I'm sure someone can take care of your car, but I don't have any money on me!"
"That so?", replied the blonde, "If that's da case then I know another way!" That was Sonic's cue to high tail it outta there and indeed he did, he took off in a blur of blue wind as the backdraft caused the girls to cover their eyes. Panty stomped her foot on the ground in frustration as Sonic made his escape towards the heart of the city.
"Great, ya scared him away…", muttered Stocking.
"Screw that! Let's go get his ass!", yelled Panty as she started running after Sonic's trail before it went cold. Up the street as well as a few blocks from northern Daten City, Sonic sped his way through traffic while running from the Anarchy sisters. Seeing Panty's gun being pointed at him was all it took for him to scramble outta there or he would've gotten shot at. He saw a small passageway he could hide in so he headed there as the girls went by it, once they were far enough away he came out of it and started heading another direction.
"I won't be able to hold off that blonde chick for long, I gotta find another place to hide!", he mumbled to himself. Sure enough he spotted some bushes that he could hind in as he dove behind them, however he didn't realize that it was a thorn bush as he shot up from it while clutching his butt.
"YEOUCH!"
The sound was loud enough for the girls to spot him in the distance and run after him, the hedgehog took off away from the bushes as he ran through another small park in the northern district of the city. "Your blue ass can't run forever!", yelled Panty as she fired shots at the hedgehog.
"That's what you think!", he smirked to himself. He jumped high into the air as he swung around a small branch while gaining momentum, he swung off the branch and landed on the corner of another block near an intersection. "Great, now what…?!", he stammered as he heard Panty and her sister closing in. He took the left road and dashed down it hoping to lose them.
The cat n' mouse chase lasted for over two hours as Sonic was slightly bruised, but not fully exhausted. "Damn…how long is she gonna keep this up…?!", he groaned as he tried to outrun and hide from Panty; which is something that is not recommended. The hedgehog found a tree that would make a great hiding spot as he made a run for it, only to trip on an uprooted twig and slam against the front part of the tree. The noise was loud enough to catch Panty and Stocking's attention as they were looking for him, they made their way towards the direction of the noise as they found Sonic dazed and confused.
"Your ass is mine now dick face!", smirked the blonde as she grasped Sonic's face and pinned him towards the ground. Stocking had an unsure look on her face as she thought there was no way Sonic could be a ghost.
However Panty didn't see it that way as she clicked off the safety from Backlace and fired shots at the hedgehog, with each bullet bouncing off of him and landing on the ground. "Huh…I don't think it's him…", said the blonde with a questionable look on her face.
"Huh, well color me shocked.", replied Stocking.
"Owww…that really smarts!", wined Sonic as Panty let go of his face gently. He rubbed the area where the blonde had shot him and found no injuries, he then slowly opened his jade green eyes as a small glistening euphoria surrounded his body. "What did I ever do to you…?", he spoke in a soft tone causing Panty to blink at him.
"Damn, from this close you're hot as fock.", said the blonde as she blinked once more. Suddenly her expression turned to a nasty lustful look as she gazed into Sonic's eyes again. Stocking groaned as she knew what her sister was about to do next…
"Stockin'? Hold these for me will ya?", she said as she gave the girl her panties after removing them. The Goth growled as she held them away from her face. While Sonic was still half dazed Panty snagged him and dashed on over to the nearest and sleaziest motel.
~ Later that night ~
"Niiiiiiiiiiice…" was all Sonic could say after Panty gave him a few good bedroom strokes before he climaxed. He had a peaceful expression on his face while listening to her moan while rocking his world...
~ About 15 minutes later ~
Sonic and the girls made their way back towards the church, although they were a little ticked that their ride was trashed and that they had to walk, they came to an understanding with one another. "So what did you say your name was again?", asked Stocking.
"I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, but you can call me Sonic if you want.", he replied happily.
"Well I'm Panty and that's my sister Stockin', I'm glad we came to a mutual understanding with each other. Tell ya what; I'll forget about our ride since you had some good technique back there.", smirked Panty as she stroked Sonic's neck with her finger.
"Y-Yeah, don't remind me.", he stammered and blushed, "(What I went through was horrid! But it was pleasurable…)" Stocking opened the doors of the church as she and the others came in, Garter was taking a nap on the pulpit before he heard the door slam. Once he did he awoke from his sleep immediately.
"What da holy hell?!", he cursed as he looked towards the front door. He saw Panty and Stocking along with Sonic as they approached the front of the chapel. "Hey Garts! We found your little hedgehog problem!", the blonde called out.
"Garts?", questioned Sonic.
"Actually, his name is Garterbelt. He's a preacher who's a total pain in the ass, plus he oversees our progress while we collect Heaven Coins.", replied Stocking. The afro preacher made his way towards the front of the chapel as he looked and studied Sonic, he looked up and down the blue hedgehog's body as he scratched his afro.
"So this is him huh?", he asked, "He don't look like an ordinary hedgehog."
"That's because I'm not.", replied Sonic causing Garter to jump for a split second.
"HOLY HELL! D-Did he just talk?!", stammered the preacher.
"Of course he talks, duh?! He's been takin' to us ever since he trashed our ride, but he made up for it so we're cool.", shrugged Panty.
"So now that we found your little hedgehog can we eat now?", asked Stocking.
"Oh! I didn't know you guys have food.", said Sonic with a sudden gleam in his eye. Garterbelt shook off his shock as he looked at Sonic and the girls again. "Well I suppose ya'll completed your mission for today, however there's somethin' I wanna share with ya'll now dat you brought that hedgehog with ya.", he said.
"Ugh, what da fock is it this time…?!", groaned Panty.
"I hope it's not another freakin' seminar…", added Stocking.
"Bringing that blue hedgehog here was only part of your mission, now the real mission can begin.", stated the afro preacher as he raised his hands to the sky. Sonic, Panty, and Stocking began to approach where Garter was as clouds began to form outside, suddenly there was a flash of lightning as Chuck was fried once again by a lightning bolt. He crashed into one of the church windows as he spit out a small ring that had two small angel wings engraved into it.
The afro preacher picked up the ring as a small glow began to emulate from it. "Uh, what the hell is it?", asked Panty while Sonic and Stocking were looking as well.
"This is known as an Angel's Ring; whenever a human or something to that effect wears it, they'll gain all the abilities of an angel and will be able to fight ghosts. Heaven must've sent it because that blue hedgehog over there tried to fight a ghost.", Garter explained.
"Wait, so you mean that butt ugly bastard I fought back in Station City…was a ghost?", Sonic said in confusion.
"Yep.", both Panty and Stocking replied.
"You see the reason why Panty and Stocking were able to kill that ghost and you couldn't, was because of their angelic powers. However this ring will give you the same capabilities to do just that once you put it on your finger.", said Garter. He gives Sonic the Angel's Ring as he looks at it for a bit, the hedgehog takes his right hand as he uses his other one to slip the ring on…
"So I do it like this, right?", he asked Garter as the afro preacher nodded. Sonic slips the ring on his right middle finger as a bright flash of light shimmers from the ring and surrounds his whole body. The only time he ever felt a power like this was the time he used the chaos emeralds on several occasions, but this was something of divine power from the Heavens. After a few more flashes from the ring as well as Sonic's body, it began to glow a blue-white aura as a halo appeared over his head; much like Panty and Stocking's whenever they tap into their major angel powers.
"Whoa…no fockin' way…", said Panty in awe as she saw the angelic power flowing through Sonic.
"Wow! With that ring on, he'll be able to fight ghosts as well as use some angel powers huh?", Stocking asked.
"Of course! Now dat ring will only respond to positive emotions; meaning that it'll activate using the power of good and justice. So blue hedgehog, I trust that you will use that ring for that purpose only. I know you may not understand it's full capabilities yet…but you will in due time." Sonic looked at Garterbelt and then looked at the ring on his middle finger, he smirked as he looked back up at Garter again. He took a quick glance at Panty and Stocking as they looked at him with small smiles on their faces before looking back to Garter again.
"Well…if there's anything like what I just saw in my city, then I'm smash it down till there's nothin' left! Just watch me!" And with that Sonic channeled the power of the Angel's Ring within his body as a sign that he was ready to help save Daten City, from a seemingly unstoppable army of ghosts along with his two new companions; Panty and Stocking!
(**Fallen Angel ~ closes in the background**)
END!