Ahh so I re-re-re-edited this because i have rediculously strong OCD but i swear im adding another chapter or two so plz forgive me ^.^'

"Before I begin, I feel the need to apologize for what you are about to experience, but i ask that you remember this is for the good of the nation and I have no doubt it will go on without complications." Tsunade looked up at the three young adults standing before her.

"This mission, albeit a bit ridiculous, is very important, and despite its appearances, is an S-rank mission." She continued after they gave no reply. "Far east, past the land of water, is a continent completely separate from our ninja practices. Normally intrusion upon these lands is frowned upon due to the…conditions... required to enter. However, recently multiple reports of Shinobi claiming to be Konoha shinobi and wearing our symbol on themselves have been spotted deep in the center of the continent." Tsunade finished. "This would normally not be an issue but the rumors are claiming these intruders are bringing violence to an otherwise extremely peaceful land and as weapons and violence are not permitted within their gates we are concerned this may spark friction between our countries."

The three standing before her only nodded as she continued.

"You must investigate these disturbances before it creates any misplaced animosity."

The three nodded. A scroll was tossed to them

"You will depart tomorrow as travel may take several days possibly weeks; the mission's details are in your scroll. Any concerns?" She said standing from her seat. The three remained silent and she nodded sternly.

"Dismissed." She said sitting again. The three turned promptly and left her office.

"Yosh! We shall embark on a journey of youth to a foreign land and punish these unholy beings that dare taint the name of Konoha home of the green and blue beasts!" An eccentric green clad man bellowed excitedly. He was quickly quieted by a long wooden weapon wielded by a slightly smaller young woman.

"Lee! Urusai! You don't even know the basis of this mission. Hype up after the scroll has been read!" She yelled back at him. Beside them their third and final partner ceased walking in horror.

"Eh? Neji? What does the scroll say?" The girl asked. He could not respond. She slipped the mission scroll from his hands and read for herself leaving her in a similar condition as her teammate.

"TenTen! I wish to partake in the mission briefing!" The loud man bellowed slipping the mission scroll from her hand and quickly reading the details. His eyes lit up with every word he read.

"YOOSH! What a youthful mission! It is the very representation of youth! Baring our most beautiful and youthful yet sacred hidden forms in the Land of Fabric! Nothing but our bare skin and the delicate caress of nature herself!" He exclaimed spinning and clasping his hands together.

"I…Im…Impossible…" TenTen muttered "Ab-Absolutely IMPOSSIBLE!" TenTen screamed. "This…I can't do this! There is absolutely no way in hell I can go parading around n-n-n-naked!" TenTen screamed hitting lee away with her wooden weapon.

Neji seemed to regain his composure and cleared his throat in uncertainty.

"TenTen missions are... not optional. This is our duty as Shinobi of the hidden leaf and there is no escaping it." He tried to explain a look of pure dread paling his usually stoic features.

"Neji. Just shut up. You have to be naked twenty-four seven in a foreign land, with me and Lee. You have to go each day seeing us both naked! You have to see Lee! Naked! I have to see you two naked! To top it off after taking my weapons and leaving me all but useless I also have to let the whole world see my n-n-naked body because of this crazy nudist society?!" She bellowed nearly bursting a hole in the Hokage building.

"Yes….that is exactly what we must do. The scroll contains exactly what is and is not allowed on the continent. Inform yourselves and we will separate here for now to prepare." Neji walked away from the two forms slowly as if he could put off the inevitable by doing so.

Lee bounded happily after him muttering more nonsense. TenTen only stared at their backs. She walked home pure terror etched on her face as she turned the door handle. She grabbed her bag and put inside it a few canisters for water, some parcels of food for their travels, clothing and various scrolls filled to the brim with weapons of all kinds. She also packed a few elemental scrolls in case the need arose.

She angrily drew some symbols high up on her inner thigh and sealed the entire bag into it. She continued to pack more of her belongings she planned on keeping with her throughout the journey. She set the bag aside as she prepared some tea and a small meal. Tomorrow was going to be one hell of a day.

She opened the scroll to read over again, almost wishing the words had changed since she last saw them.

A village in the Land of Fabric that did not follow shinobi ways had been given the ironic nick name of The Hidden Skin Village. It had been infiltrated by shinobi who seemed to don the symbol of The Leaf Village. Their numbers and intentions are unknown. The Village itself had the most intense security in any of the lands. Its western most side was shielded by a vast mountainous range with peaks that stood beyond the clouds. The base of the mountains were concealed by a dense forest that surrounded the village perimeter rumored to be filled to the brim with dangerous man eating predators, pygmy poison producing fauna and flora that could kill in minutes, and marshlands that could easily hide deep pits of quick sand. Very few who have entered have returned to tell the tale. Just outside the forest on the eastern most side was a quiet and barren sea shore where almost daily tropical storms hit with winds that could pick up whole boats and hurl them into the jagged rocks that peeked out of the shallower waters. Infiltration was easiest using the escorted underwater ferry that was used to transport new comers down the long and narrow river that passed through the forest and led to the village gates.

But to board said ferry all weapons, personal belongings, loyalties and symbols of those loyalties, and clothing must be left behind. It was a pacified village and anything that threatened that peace in anyway was forbidden. The land of Fabric was one of the leaders in metal mining and using various soul reincarnation jutsu had created the perfect indestructible metal militia that guarded every street and every building at all times. Anyone thought to be breaking the rules was immediately removed.

To that end they would be assuming new identities as a pacified husband and wife and their very close friend. They were to only wear civilian clothing with no Leaf Village symbols and Neji was to wear specially created contacts that would hide his identity as a Hyuga but allow him to store massive amounts of chakra that he could pull directly from the lens to be used to activate a slightly weaker Byakugan. This allowed him to use it without any obvious signs of the Byakugan being activated.

TenTen sighed at just the thought of such an awkward mission request from so far away. It would most likely take them weeks to get remotely near their destination, not to mention once they did they had strip down just to enter the Land of Fabric.

She banged on the table several times begging herself to wake up from such a devastating nightmare. She did not however and her tea signaled its finish. She drank the tea sighing repeatedly and ate in silence, waiting unenthusiastically for tomorrow to come.

TenTen stood by the gates face serious with a slight undertone of pure terror. She'd actually gotten to the gate two hours too early and had to wait. Within the next hour Lee came sprinting straight at her with energy she'd never seen before.

"Yosh! With Neji's inevitable appearance we shall embark on the most amazing journey of our youth filled lives!" He shouted to the sky. He continued to rant until Neji's voice cut him off.

"Lee, you'll wake the neighboring villages with your foolishness. It is time to leave." Neji muttered walking past them slightly before turning.

"Yosh!" Lee said sprinting through the gates ahead of both TenTen and Neji who walked normally.

"Ne…Neji… Are we really going to infiltrate a nudist village?" TenTen whispered. Neji did not reply. She looked away not questioning further.

They walked hours until night began to fall. They could not risk anyone identifying them as shinobi so they traveled in a very civilian like manner.

"Tomorrow we should be reaching Whirlpool Village, we should stop here for now."

"Yosh! I shall search and return with 200 wooden pieces for a fire! If not then I will bring three oceans worth of water to drink! If I cannot do that I-" Lee rambled on.

"Go get the wood Lee." Neji said impatiently setting up their sleeping arrangements. Lee saluted him and rushed off to collect wood. TenTen sighed.

"Should I help with camp or maybe go get water?" She offered.

"No, our sleeping arrangements are complete and Lee is getting firewood so you and I can go gather water for sustenance and fire maintenance, perhaps fish if we incur such luck." He said reactivating his Byakugan to locate a large body of water. "There seems to be a small freshwater creak in that direction."

She nodded and followed closely behind him with empty canisters. They set off in a slow walk towards the creek with two large canisters each, one in each hand.

"So we're really doing this huh. Abandoning our clothing, weapons, village and shinobi ways to take on the personas of pacified nudists?" She muttered to herself.

"I suppose we are." Neji responded. They reached the creek and knelt to collect their water. "However the faster we accomplish our mission the faster we can leave and never speak of it again." Neji added.

TenTen chuckled nodding in agreement. After a quick peek in the water for fish and the surrounding area for berries and wild meat, they returned to camp. Every step allowed them to hear their hyperactive teammates voice more and more as he counted his findings eagerly. They settled their water in between them and the fire and Lee took first watch of the night.

Her mind trained thoroughly as a shinobi loyal to her village had long accepted what she had to do, and what she was going to do, to keep her village safe. The remaining 85% was still in denial and reality only sunk in once they neared the shore of the Land of mist where the boat to the Land of Fabric would be boarding.

As the neared the location more and more of the occasional nude body caught her eye. Lee gave a cheery wave to those who tottered by nude or otherwise, TenTen blushed trying her best to give her least awkward greeting and Neji simply avoided all eye contact choosing to disregard any and everyone.

Neji stopped walking momentarily. His eyes were shut, his brows furrowed. Lee watched him anxiously beside TenTen who watched him in terror.

"This." Neji started, mentally kicking himself for hesitating in accepting such shameful truths. "This is where...we begin." He said lowly.

Lee immediately jumped from the hideous bright green jumpsuit he insisted on wearing spouting gibberish about his youth and how proud his blue beast master would be.

Neji continued to stare at the ground fiercely as TenTen leaned against a tree in disbelief.

"The boat that will take us to this country is up ahead. It seems our lack of clothing will not be paid much mind as many like us will be aboard the boat." Neji said dropping his bag slowly. His brows still furrowed he moved to unbutton his shirt when a few voices behind them startled him from doing so.

"Hey there!" The three heard coming up the hill. Two women and a young teenage boy came jogging up to them.

"We-We didn't miss the boat did we?" The first woman asked panting heavily between words. The other woman peered behind him and the very naked Lee jumping about.

"Oh! Are you headed for the Land of Fabric?" She asked. TenTen nodded trying desperately to hide her discontent.

"We are as well! You don't need to waste time undressing here! Come along, the boat has special places to store your clothing." She smiled and moved ahead of them grabbing TenTen and Neji by the arms and pulling them towards the boat. Upon boarding there was no denying it now as hundreds of bare naked men and women wandered about the open deck.

The first woman began to shed her clothes easily. "We come here for vacation quite often and its a wonderful place, there aren't any separate spaces for men and females well because everyone is naked haha, but if you're not quite ready they have small stalls on the left side of the room you can use to prepare yourself." She said with a smile pulling her shirt over her head and letting her breasts fall out with a sigh. Neji and TenTen immediately shifted their gazes.

"It always feels the best when you're free!" She said with a little smile. The other two from her party shed their clothing just as easily. Lee quickly jumped from his green suit that he had put back on outside again frolicking about in excitement as Neji slowly discarded his clothing as well.

TenTen chose a room, quickly pulling her clothing off and letting her hair down. At least she could hide her breasts with the length she'd let it grow to. She left the room after folding her clothing and pulling her hair over her chest, with her clothing in her hands and over her crotch. Neji stood not far, doing similar.

"Doesn't it feel great!" The woman shouted out. TenTen could only nod awkwardly. It did indeed feel wonderful to be free of her clothing but to when she was subject to so many other eyes.

"So what brings you to the Village of Skin?" The other woman asked showing them where the clothing was to be left.

"My husband is tired of all the violence and pain living in a shinobi village can involve, Our good friend Lee was telling us all about how they ensure violence is out when no clothing or violent tools are allowed inside. I think it is a great place to think about raising children. Right dear?" TenTen asked pulling Neji's hand into hers and giving it a little squeeze while still trying to keep her genitalia mostly out of view. Neji simply nodded.

If it was one thing TenTen and Lee were good for was cover stories. She smiled mentally in relief.

"Well we're off to speak with other passengers perhaps we will meet up again! Enjoy your stay!" She exclaimed before she and her traveling mates left the three awkwardly alone.

"I-It's a l-long way to the country, sh-should we find the room?" TenTen asked trying to look anywhere but at herself or at the other two men. Neji nodded his brows still slightly furrowed. Lee simply shot them a smile and a thumbs up bounding out of the room shortly after.

TenTen and Neji left their clothing where they were instructed and were given two keys; one to retrieve their clothing if and when necessary, and the other for the room they'd be staying in. They made their way through the ship awkwardly bumping flesh with the other passengers who gave it no mind. TenTen's face could not get any more red or her head would probably start steaming.

Neji stopped suddenly and TenTen walked into his back nearly passing out from over stimulation.

"This is our room." He said unlocking the door and walking inside. He stopped right before the door and sighed in annoyance crossing his hands over his chest. TenTen squeezed passed him to find one very large bed sitting in the middle of the room. TenTen was beyond herself with embarrassment and ran into the bathroom with hands tightly pressed to her face.

Neji had long since given up on being embarrassed but he hadn't quite shed all his annoyance. Lee launched himself inside exploring the room in excitement. Neji rolled his eyes and knocked on the bathroom door to check on TenTen.

"Yosh! Where shall our efforts begin Neji-san?" Lee exclaimed facing Neji full on hands on his hips in some sort of determined pose. Neji refused to look at him or place him even remotely within his peripheral vision. If he had to activate Byukugan now, he would have to kill him.

"Calm yourself. We will begin tomorrow we must gain trust before any questioning can take place. For now we rest until morning." He said looking out to the slowly setting sun.

"Roger!" Lee shouted again. Neji shook his head in distain. He heard a slight shift in the bed sheets and looked back to find Lee crawling eagerly into the bed."Lee! TenTen will be sleeping in the bed." He said sternly. Lee blinked a few times and crawled back off.

"Then I will go request a futon!" He said leaving the room quickly. The bathroom door opened hesitantly and TenTen peeked out face still a mild red but she seemed to have gotten herself together. The main door slammed open startling them both and Lee bounced in holding a futon that quite thankfully hid his body from his sight.

"Neji I have the futon!" He shouted shooting Neji his big thumb. "You only have one?" Neji asked in irritation.

"Why of course, a husband obviously sleeps in his bed with his wife!" He said winking at him and diving into said futon. TenTen could only handle so much. She kept her eyes squeezed shut climbed into bed and did not make another sound. Neji sighed and climbed in the other side.

Neji was no stranger to waking up beside women. In fact it happened far more frequently than he cared to explain just after he'd turned 21. He'd woken beside them, underneath them, even still on top of one. It was safe to say he was no virgin to such experiences. It was actually safe to say he wasn't a virgin at all.

Despite all this, he'd certainly never experienced whatever was happening now. His body felt rather warm for an air-conditioned boat high up north. His senses alerted slowly as he woke. He eventually identified the feeling of skin on his skin, and the heat that usually came along with it.

He shifted his head slightly letting his near white eyes blink open. Hair tickled at his face and chest. He yawned quietly tensing himself to sit up. His eyes twitched noting a rather uncomfortable friction.

Glancing down he found a messy array of chocolate-brown hair he could only assume was TenTen. As he woke fully, he felt her face laying gently on his chest, hugging his body into her soft bosom one hand thrown across his chest the other curled around his arm. Her bare leg had found its way between his pushing painfully on his morning erection. His movements made her stir gently only furthering his discomfort.

He wiggled from her grasp only to have her to drag him back and even closer. It wasn't going to end very well if she woke before he got away.

She snuggled deep into his chest her lips nudging gently at his nipple. He stared up at the ceiling for a moment.

Between his legs throbbed angrily at the feel of the slight contact between his member and her bare thigh. He pushed at her body assuring himself any and all contact with her breasts was completely and absolutely coincidental.

She groaned in protest but he pried her from his body and rose from the bed before she could trap him again. He sighed again, he was fully aware of her Koala tendencies from previous missions however this is his first time being directly subjected to them.

"MMMmm" He heard come from behind him. TenTen remained asleep, but her hair had fallen from on top her breasts revealing her bright pink numbs almost as erect as he was, probably from the slight chill of the air conditioner. She was the only female he knew for miles, he couldn't get aroused now.

He shook any and all thoughts about his very naked teammate opting to move very quickly and very quietly to bathroom deciding this wasn't something TenTen really needed to know about.

He climbed into the shower trying to slip into a state of light meditation. Making sure not to wash 'himself' too vigorously and risk his pride. He exited the shower slightly calmer than he was and wrapped his towel around his waist. Looking down at it he supposed it was inappropriate where they were. He hung the towel instead and left the bathroom. While his teammates slept, he would take a look around.

Ok on to chapter two!