A/N: This is my first fanfiction on this website. I had this idea in my head for a while and decided to go for it.I really like humor stories. Please review, I would like some feedback on my writing! Thanks :)
Disclaimer: I do not own Vampire Diaries.
Summary: What happens when our favorite characters prank call each other?In this story, all of the characters are alive (Like Bonnie, Alaric, Kol,etc.)
Bonnie Bennett is a witch no one should mess with, especially vampires. She can give them painful aneurisms or even set them on fire. You can ask Damon. He experienced it all. When Bonnie received a phone call, from an original vampire nonetheless, she was pretty shocked. Especially when the Original is Kol Mikealson, the one vampire she didn't have a lot of experiences with, except when she used her Expression on him.
Bonnie was hanging out with Caroline and Matt at the Grille. Matt was on break so he joined the two girls. That was when her phone started ringing.
"Hello?" Bonnie asked, not recognizing the number on her phone.
The person on the other end answered, "Greetings, little witch. I just called to let you know that I fully recovered from that horrible pain you put me through earlier."
"Kol? How the hell did you get my phone number?!" The witch replied, flabbergasted and angry. Matt and Caroline looked shocked, and the blonde vampire decided to listen in on her friend's conversation.
"I have my ways. Now, do you know where I can find myself a date?" Kol inquired.
"Kol just asked her where he can find a date," Caroline told Matt, while smiling a bit. Matt had disbelief written all over his face.
Apparently, Bonnie felt the same way Matt did. "What?"
Kol sighed. "A date, love. Do you know where I can find one?"
Bonnie was annoyed. "Look, I don't know why you are calling me and wasting my time. Leave the girls of Mystic Falls alone. In fact, leave everyone alone, got it?"
"I do like pretty things with sharp tongues, so how about you go on a date with me?" The Original asked cheerfully.
"Or I can set you on fire or use magic on you. Maybe even both." Bonnie suggested.
"I can see why the Gilbert boy likes you so much. So, about that date-"Kol was cut off by Bonnie ending the call.
"Why didn't I do that to begin with?" Bonnie asked herself.
"Why was Kol Mikealson of all people prank calling you?" Matt asked, even grinning a bit.
"Prank call? That makes sense." Bonnie stated.
"What was he talking about when he said 'horrible pain?'" Caroline asked.
"He attacked me at school, I used Expresssion on him." Bonnie said casually.
"So he prank called you as revenge." Matt concluded.
Caroline was deep in thought. Was Kol asking her out for real? She decided to ask her best friend,
"Do you think he wants to go on a date with him?"
Bonnie looked horrified. "Are you telling me that you want us to go out?!" She exclaimed.
"No! I was just wondering. Besides I would much rather have you get back together with Jeremy."
Bonnie blushed and Caroline and Matt shared a grin. "We're just friends now." She said
The trio decided to drop the subject and they talked about other things.
Back at Klaus's family mansion, Kol was angry. "How dare she hang up on me?"
Rebekah smirked. "I'm surprised and disappointed she's not here setting you on fire. I would've loved to see that."
"Kol, why would Ms. Bennett set you on fire?"
Klaus chuckled and turned to Elijah, who just entered the room. "Oh, first he attacked her. And then he prank called her. And then he asked her out," he finished.
Elijah turned to his other brother. "Kol, please stop terrorizing the people of this town."
"I am not terrorizing the people of this town. I just wanted to try prank calling, that's all!" The youngest Mikealson protested.
It was Rebekah's turn to laugh. "You do know that her ex boyfriend is a supernatural hunter and he is still in love with her, right? And that means he can dagger you much easier."
"Oh, God." Kol groaned.
Later on, the Mystic Falls Gang met up at the Salvatore Boarding House after Matt's shift.
Damon laughed. "So he prank called you?"
"Yup," Bonnie replied, popping the 'p'.
Damon was lost in thought. "Damon, what are you thinking? I hate that look on your face." Stefan asked suspiciously.
"How about revenge?" Damon asked, a wicked grin on his face.
"For a stupid prank call?" Jeremy spoke up.
Elena piped in, "I agree with Jer. Let's not give them another reason to hate us and come after us."
"We have a powerful witch and a member of The Five. Papa Hybrid is in love with Blondie, and Barbie Klaus has a thing for Busboy. Do you really think they will kill us? Besides, it's just some harmless fun." Damon explained.
Murmurs of 'fine' and 'okay' rang around the room.
"Are either of you guys getting a bad feeling about this?" Caroline asked Bonnie, Jeremy, and Matt, since they were closest.
"I think we all do," Jeremy said, Bonnie and Matt agreeing.
"So basically all of you are participating in this 'prank calling war'?" Alaric asked the group.
"You bet." Damon replied.
I apologize if this was bad. Please review, constructive criticism is welcomed. You can also submit your own ideas, too! Thank you for taking your time to read this!
~WinterRainbow