...*Whistles*

Rei didn't really mind when the door silently opened and the intruder barely made a sound when he came in. He didn't even turn around from his cooking to look. Kai was just like that. He always sneaking around and appears when no one notice. Like a squeakless mouse.

What did caught Rei's attention was when the door slammed shut with a loud Bang, so much that it made the walls shake and Rei jump and nearly cut his finger.

"So I ran into Dunga today. Asked him out to lunch. We went out to eat."

And Kai didn't say it quietly, either. Rei had to take two deep breaths to calm himself before replying.

"Really? What about the Size issue..?" He stuttered, proceeding to cut the vegetable he was working on and noted the not-so-suppressed irritation to his friend's voice.

'Someone's in a bad mood.' if the door-slamming wasn't enough of an indication..

"Didn't matter. All that guy did was eat. Both his and my share. But more importantly-" Kai approached Rei from behind. The black-haired stopped cutting.

The slate-haired was so close Rei could feel him breathing down his neck.

He made a motion to move but Kai's hand shot past his waist and slammed on the green marble counter before him, making him bend slightly and trapping him between himself and the kitchen counter. Kai's other hand fisted around and stopped before Rei's face.

Kai hissed in his ear. "What the hell is this?"

Rei looked at the note in Kai's hand.

"... I take it your date with Enrique didn't go well?"

"He's Straight."

"I know."

"You know?"

"It's the name that you picked up from the lottery, Kai."

"I know. Rei."

"Do you want to try again? Maybe someone more fitting will come up-"

"You think this is funny?!" Kai nearly roared in his ear. "That guy assumed I had a Sex Change just to go out with him and the only reason I invited Dunga to lunch was because I was so pissed off I had to release some steam before going back home!"

"He- Sex Change?" Rei blurted incredulously and in attempt to turn around under Kai's hold (and Kai's persistance of not letting him away) his foot tangled with Kai's, and he accidentally tripped him.

Falling, Kai grabbed Rei by instinct and drugged him down with him.

Strangely enough it was Rei who landed hard on the floor first, and with Kai on top of him.

They groaned.

"O-ouch.." Rei flinched, making a feeble attempt to move. Kai, as soon as realizing his floor was oddly soft and was in fact a living-breathing mattress nearly jumped on his knees, staring down at a disoriented black-haired Chinese.

"You probably should lock the door if you don't want any interruptions." A third voice deadpanned above them.

Both froze.

At least one person in the world had a voice like that, and they didn't have to look to recognize him.

"T-Tala... How are you? Long time no see.." Rei laughed nervously, using his elbows to shift himself up.

Kai merely let out an annoyed Che and moved to raise to his feet but-

"Don't move!"

Tala murmured nonchalantly. "I just arrived from the airport, but If you want me to leave-"

"No, no!" Rei opened his mouth to retort but closed it immediately. "N-no, it's... the knife.."

Apparently when Rei landed on the floor his hands positioned on his sides, and he was still holding his cutting knife when Kai landed on top of him. Kai looked down and swallowed thickly.

At the moment, It seemed the knife was dangerously close to Kai's low area.

Tala noticed it too. His brain was calculating fast, trying to make something out of this situation, but his punch line has already been said and...

"I... really don't know what to make of this." He stared at them oddly. "Is this some kind of a fetish or something? a Roleplay? an angered wife doing Castration or-"

"Shut up!" Came a hurried yell from the both of them; two horrified faces sickly pale.

"More importantly, if you think that this is that kind of situation why the hell are you still here?!"

Thank's for all my loyal reviewers and readers! You make my day :)

P.s - if you find grammar or phrasing mistakes, or just a missing word (a, an, of..) tell me. I usually notice these only after I publish, no matter how many times I go through the story beforehand (and go back to fix it, Mah) - (p.s: If you thought you read a word that's no longer there - you didn't imagine it. I just replaced it *it should be 'Disoriented', not 'disseminated'. I was like: WTF?!)