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Elena's POV

"Damon just quit it with your flirting, okay? It's never going to get you anywhere with me so just stop." Elena said angry and a little flustered.

"Why Elena, afraid you're going to fall in love with me and leave Stefan behind?" Damon asked with his stupid smirk getting too close to my face for me to think straight.

"Oh please, like that will ever happen." Elena said with spite.

"You never know…also tell the Bennett witch I said thanks." Damon said before laughing and flashing up the stairs with vampire speed before I could ask him what for.

Bonnie's POV

'Oh no. Oh my God, what did I just do? Stefan's gonna kill me. I can't believe I let Damon see that. There has to be a way to fix this. There has got to be a spell to keep Damon away from Elena. I have to find something. I thought going into complete panic mode.

I immediately get out my Grimoire to try to find something. I flip through a few pages before I find something that might work…or it might kill him. Either way would make my life way easier.

Damon's POV

Maybe that witch just lied to me to get her to leave her alone. I can't just give up though. I don't think I've been this happy since I was a kid and what I saw hasn't even happened yet.

Maybe I should apologize to Elena. Grumpy Elena means no one is going to have fun for the longest time. I walked down the stairs to talk to her when I felt excruciating pain rip through my body. I vaguely remember falling down the stairs before everything goes black.

Elena's POV

I heard a yelp and then a loud crash from the stairs and immediately stopped what I was doing to make sure Damon wasn't getting killed or killing anything else.

When I got to the stairs there was a toddler sitting there crying.

Damon wasn't sick enough to actually kidnap a child to amuse him. I hope so at least. I started walking to the child who looked a lot like Damon. Vampires can't procreate, right?

"Hey little guy, what's your name?" I asked calmly so I wouldn't scare him anymore than he already looked.

"Daymin. You vewry pwretty ma'am." The child said looking up at me and smiling no longer crying.

I must have stood there shocked for the longest time before I started laughing and soon enough kid Damon joined in.

It's always something in Mystic Falls. How in the hell was I supposed to take care of toddler Damon? I need to call Caroline. Who knows how Stefan would react to toddler Damon. Plus Caroline used to babysit so she probably knows how to take care of this. I thought before I took out my phone and called Care.

"Hello?" She answered in her usual cheerful manner.

"We have a serious emergency on our hands, Care." I said.

"What happened? Are you Pregnant? No wait that's not possible. Did Damon do something terrible? Can I kill him now?" Caroline said going immediately into full panic mode.

"Umm…You should probably just come over and see for yourself. I'm at the Boarding House. Bye. Love you." I said before quickly hanging up before she could ask me any questions. Caroline wouldn't believe it until she sees it. Even I don't believe it and he's sitting right in front of me.

"I'm hungry pwetty lady. Can I pwease eat?" Damon said crawling over to where I was and pulling on my jeans.

"Yeah um sure. I hope you like peanut butter and jelly cause I don't know how to cook. Wait, do you even eat human food? This is too confusing." I say while Damon looked up at me trying to keep up with the conversation.

"Elena? I'm here. What's the big emergency? Why do you have a child? Wait were you pregnant? God, I'm so confused right now." Caroline said walking in the boarding house and starting to fire off questions.

"Yeah um I don't really know what happened but Damon is a toddler now. That is all I know about it. Can you please tell me what you think he would eat?" Elena asked looking at Caroline pleadingly to guilt her into helping.

"Sure, fine, whatever." Caroline said picking up Damon.

"Pwetty lady who is this" Damon asked very confused looking up at Caroline.

"Wait he calls you pretty lady. Even when he's three he flirts with you. This is just hilarious." Caroline said while laughing.

"Yeah ha ha, so funny. Anyway Damon this is Caroline and my name is Elena so you can stop calling me pretty lady." I said shooting a glare at Caroline in annoyance.

"Oh, okay. Can I pwease eat now Ewena?" Damon asked again as his stomach growled.

"Damon can you show me you scary face before you go out." Caroline asked. I looked at her confused. Why is this necessary?

Damon seemed to concentrate really hard for a second before he got veins under his eyes and fangs.

"I'm gonna say he drinks blood." Caroline said before putting Damon down when his fangs retracted and blurring out of the room and coming back one second later with blood in a cup.

"Damon she has your food over there." I said to the little boy who looked curious at what was in the cup.

Damon blurred over there immediately happy to finally have his food. Oh no, if he can run everywhere at vampire speed he really is going to be a handful.

"Dis isn't food." Damon said disappointedly.

"Yes it is, it's a smoothie." Caroline said thinking quickly. I smiled at her in relief.

"Oh okay. " Damon said eager again and taking the cup out of Caroline's hand and drinking it as fast as he could.

When he finished he looked like a bloody mess and that's when Stefan finally decided to get home.

"Hey Elena, I hope Damon didn't bother you too – what in the hell is that?" Stefan said looking confused and anxious.

"Oh hi Stefan, this is Damon, but for some reason he's a toddler and we just fed him." Caroline said brightly.

"PAPA!" Damon said suddenly getting up to hug Stefan.

"Umm…no." Stefan said pushing Damon away.

"Stefan you can't just do that to a little kid!" I said furious that he would even think of hurting a toddler like that no matter how much he didn't like his brother.

"He still did all those terrible things to all those people even I he doesn't remember them. You know what? I bet this is some sick joke or trick. He can't just forget everything! Damon!" Stefan yelled at the toddler as Damon started to cry.

"Stefan just have a chill pill, okay? Caroline told him sternly while I cradled Damon trying to sooth him.

"No! He's just trying to manipulate us so we'll have our guard down. He's a monster!" Stefan cried out before running to hurt Damon. Thankfully Caroline got there first and pushed Stefan away.

"Stefan, he is just a harmless baby. The only monster here right now is you. I thought you were a good person. I can't believe how wrong I was. You tried to hurt a toddler." I said with disgust and tears running down my face.

"God Elena I can't believe how stupid you're being." Stefan snarled.

"Leave. I never want to see you again." I said trying to be calm but my voice cracked halfway through.

"You can't just kick me out of my own house." He spat out indignantly.

"Yes, she can. I'll forcefully remove you if I have to" Caroline spoke up.

Stefan growled at us, his face curled up in anger one last time before disappearing out of sight.

I looked down at Damon and wiped the tear off my face before going upstairs to comfort Damon while Caroline looked at me concerned.

"I'm fine Care, but can you please get some baby stuff so Damon can be comfortable. Thank you." I said monotonously.

A/N: I'm so sorry I didn't update sooner, but with school and community service and other activities I never found the time. I'm gonna completely redo this story like you've seen above and do the same with Don't (even though I might delete that one) and I have two more stories I'm working on for you guys. Sorry about the terribly long wait! Oh yeah I also change my username from jessismeh to JJessicaK.

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